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Teen cited for dancing on car stopp

2009 Reader Submission
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A teenager was cited early this morning after he was found dancing on the top of his car that was stopped in the fast lane on Highway 99 in Ceres, according to Turlock police.

Officer James Brewer was driving to Turlock from the Stanislaus County Jail when he noticed a car stopped in the highway’s far-left lane. When he turned on his emergency lights, he saw the teen dancing on the roof of the car, according to Turlock Police Lt. Ron Reid.

All of the car’s occupants, seeing the officer, quickly jumped in the car and drove it over to the shoulder.

The teen, who also was the driver, was cited and the car was towed, said Reid, adding that he couldn’t fathom why the teen would be doing that.

Submitted on 06/09/2009

Submitted by: Judi Dalton
Reference: Modesto (CA) Bee, June 9, 2009

Copyright © 2009 DarwinAwards.com

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Judi, but it doesn't sound like there's any self-selection here. Granted, what he did was stupid and dangerous, but the danger would be if another car struck his, and that would have resulted in numerous bystanders being hurt in both cars.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said. But this was SUPREMELY stupid, and if he broke any laws, (which seems likely) dumbcrimes.com might like this. Thanks, Judi, and submit again!


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