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A different dive
Man shoots self
Lineman for the (hic) county
Died with his camera in his hand
Good Samaritin Dies
Police arrest suspect in apparent c
72 yo Ex-Boxer KO's 23 yo burglar
Trouble Tattoo -- DejaVu?
Wrong place to meditate
Stealing Power
drunk drowns in erie canal
Brainpower outage
Climbing to heaven
Prison for drunk who shot balls off
Theif hacks powerlines for copper
Steamed
Good Samaritan falls off bridge
Life Tip #11487: Don't Try to Hacks
NY Motorist's Good Deed Proves Fata
Stealing Copper the Hard Way
Suffolk police seek burglar who too
Feuding Families
A Helping Hand
man killed when sawing through wire
Man trying to help another dies in
First step is a doozy
Good Samaritan, Bad Lighting
Teen Died After Trunk Riding Stunt
NY Man.....Dies In Bridge Fall
Man Killed Cutting Powerline
Blasts Rock PM's Takmau Compound
Drunk and Electricity
Death-dealing double-decker!
Persistenance Pays
Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Powe
Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Powe
Man killed sawing through powerline
Angry Man Killed cutting power line
Power Line
Man dies cutting fallen electrical
Mad Dies After Sawing at Power Line
Man killed trying to saw through po
Angry man killed by power line
man electrocuted cutting power line
Man electrocuted when he tries to c
Drunken Idiot tries to cut a powerl
Raincoat gliding
Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Powe
Wile Coyote, Ph.d.
Girl electrocuted to death trying
Mum's appeal over bath death
Tweeting Teen
Escaping the crushing jaws of death
Twitter End
Celebratory Drink!
Spontaneous selection
Screwdriver Starter
Surf's Up?
Surf's Up?
Twitter bath death
Girl dies Tweeting in the tub
Experimental Youth
5 PEOPLE 30 MINUTES 4 FT OF WATER
... and the daughter makes five
Twittered To Death
Darwin Takes Five
Twitter kills
Dead Quiet!
tweeting in the tub
Girl Dies Tweeting in Tub
Indian train electrocution
bizarre in Germany
Fla. fisherman hooks live missile i
The Tweet of Destiny
5 adults die in puddle after 'Dare'
More than mud in your eye
Don't run with scissors.
Pickup gets stuck in Texas pond, 5
The Last Tweet
Twitter bath death
on a bet
crocodile causes helicopter crash
He chose a life sentence
Light up your life
Light up your life
Car surfing' suspected in Fairbanks
Belly Flop out of the Gene Pool
Man found burnt to death in Klipriv
Skydiving observer jumps to his dea
WOULD-BE TRAFFICKER'S SURPRISE $600
gas leak
He's a Wild One!
Twitter bath death
Twit using Twitter electocutes self
Twitter bath death
Twitter Bath Death
'Sprungschanze
Twitter bath death
'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbank
Alaskan Car Surfer
Car Surfing
'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbank
Undesired Pregnancy kills two.
High-Powered Tool as Sex Toy
Making Smore's with gun powder
Car Surfing
Car Surfing in Alaska
"T" Means TURN
My hat! My hat! My life for my hat!
Mr Hand and the horse...
Man tries to commit suicide
Russian officer gravely wounded whi
Fisherman Catches Guided Missile
concealed guns in bars
don't run with gun
got talent!
Newburgh man killed in motorcycle c
Paintball Accuracy Test
Light my Fire
Best Tow Man in Town
Thug gets what he doesn't ask for
Thieves Electrocuted
Hold that boat!
Need more training
He Asked for It.
Failed gun snatch attempt
Mistaken for turkey, private invest
Train accident
Pair die in 'copper cable theft'
Game or fight?
Smoker Catches Fire At Gas Station
Pair die in 'copper cable theft'
Pair die in 'copper cable theft'
You're fucked
Pair die in 'copper cable theft'
Frying tonight
Toy gun vs real gun
Pair die in 'copper cable theft'
Technician sues over electrocuted s
Driving ban for sledge-tow father
Adolescent grabs the catenary
Physics Laws 'Repealed', One Dead
Israeli woman loses $1M as daughter
Electric Train Electrocution
Israeli woman mistakenly junks $1 m
Teen cited for dancing on car stopp
test
Florida Fisherman Hooks Missle
tornado picture
Good times with Tornados
Freakin Awesome
WV's collective sigh of relief
tornado photographer
Gasoline
Kwai Chai Cain yanks to the great b
Let go of the leash dumb bitch
Dog Pulls Woman in Front of Train
Teasing driver
could not walk as fast as boast
She talks faster than she walks
The Evolution of arwin theory.
Woman avoiding trooper drowns
better late than never
Footloose and Seatbelt Free
Knuts
I'm shocked, it's not a hand hold?
Falls man electrocuted in house of
Shocked
Women ses giant fish, gets eaten
Electrocuted Crooks
2 standing on double decker bus.
Meth Lab Shock
Shark kills curious tourist
A French women killed by a shark
Invulnerable boys on the railway
she wanted to hug a big fish
Stupid Drunks!
train passenger zapped!
2 suspected copper wire thieves fou
Copper Wire Thieves Electrocuted
DUCK! Never mind
Crotch Rocket + Guardrail = Darwin
Shark eats nosy tourist
Cold Dip to Fame
Men standing in double decker bus
61 Illegal Miners die in unused Sha
Double Decker Bus in Illinois
Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian
Men die after hitting heads on Inte
Man Shocked Stealing Electricity
Reason to use a bathroom
Two die hitting head on overpass
Barrow teen hit, killed by train
Men die after hitting heads on Inte
unable to marry,man neuters himself
I'm The Human Torch (or Dr Doom?)
Indian man in a train roof
Two killed on double decker bus
Two men die after striking their he
Two die in double-decker bus accide
Planet of the Ape!
If you can´t swim use a lifevest
Egyptian cuts off penis
Stag party bridge jump
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A different dive

Man shoots self

Lineman for the (hic) county

Died with his camera in his hand

Good Samaritin Dies

Police arrest suspect in apparent c

72 yo Ex-Boxer KO's 23 yo burglar

Trouble Tattoo -- DejaVu?

Wrong place to meditate

Stealing Power

drunk drowns in erie canal

Brainpower outage

Climbing to heaven

Prison for drunk who shot balls off

Theif hacks powerlines for copper

Steamed

Good Samaritan falls off bridge

Life Tip #11487: Don't Try to Hacks

NY Motorist's Good Deed Proves Fata

Stealing Copper the Hard Way

Suffolk police seek burglar who too

Feuding Families

A Helping Hand

man killed when sawing through wire

Man trying to help another dies in

First step is a doozy

Good Samaritan, Bad Lighting

Teen Died After Trunk Riding Stunt

NY Man.....Dies In Bridge Fall

Man Killed Cutting Powerline

Blasts Rock PM's Takmau Compound

Drunk and Electricity

Death-dealing double-decker!

Persistenance Pays

Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Powe

Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Powe

Man killed sawing through powerline

Angry Man Killed cutting power line

Power Line

Man dies cutting fallen electrical

Mad Dies After Sawing at Power Line

Man killed trying to saw through po

Angry man killed by power line

man electrocuted cutting power line

Man electrocuted when he tries to c

Drunken Idiot tries to cut a powerl

Raincoat gliding

Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Powe

Wile Coyote, Ph.d.

Girl electrocuted to death trying

Mum's appeal over bath death

Tweeting Teen

Escaping the crushing jaws of death

Twitter End

Celebratory Drink!

Spontaneous selection

Screwdriver Starter

Surf's Up?

Surf's Up?

Twitter bath death

Girl dies Tweeting in the tub

Experimental Youth

5 PEOPLE 30 MINUTES 4 FT OF WATER

... and the daughter makes five

Twittered To Death

Darwin Takes Five

Twitter kills

Dead Quiet!

tweeting in the tub

Girl Dies Tweeting in Tub

Indian train electrocution

bizarre in Germany

Fla. fisherman hooks live missile i

The Tweet of Destiny

5 adults die in puddle after 'Dare'

More than mud in your eye

Don't run with scissors.

Pickup gets stuck in Texas pond, 5

The Last Tweet

Twitter bath death

on a bet

crocodile causes helicopter crash

He chose a life sentence

Light up your life

Light up your life

Car surfing' suspected in Fairbanks

Belly Flop out of the Gene Pool

Man found burnt to death in Klipriv

Skydiving observer jumps to his dea

WOULD-BE TRAFFICKER'S SURPRISE $600

gas leak

He's a Wild One!

Twitter bath death

Twit using Twitter electocutes self

Twitter bath death

Twitter Bath Death

'Sprungschanze

Twitter bath death

'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbank

Alaskan Car Surfer

Car Surfing

'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbank

Undesired Pregnancy kills two.

High-Powered Tool as Sex Toy

Making Smore's with gun powder

Car Surfing

Car Surfing in Alaska

"T" Means TURN

My hat! My hat! My life for my hat!

Mr Hand and the horse...

Man tries to commit suicide

Russian officer gravely wounded whi

Fisherman Catches Guided Missile

concealed guns in bars

don't run with gun

got talent!

Newburgh man killed in motorcycle c

Paintball Accuracy Test

Light my Fire

Best Tow Man in Town

Thug gets what he doesn't ask for

Thieves Electrocuted

Hold that boat!

Need more training

He Asked for It.

Failed gun snatch attempt

Mistaken for turkey, private invest

Train accident

Pair die in 'copper cable theft'

Game or fight?

Smoker Catches Fire At Gas Station

Pair die in 'copper cable theft'

Pair die in 'copper cable theft'

You're fucked

Pair die in 'copper cable theft'

Frying tonight

Toy gun vs real gun

Pair die in 'copper cable theft'

Technician sues over electrocuted s

Driving ban for sledge-tow father

Adolescent grabs the catenary

Physics Laws 'Repealed', One Dead

Israeli woman loses $1M as daughter

Electric Train Electrocution

Israeli woman mistakenly junks $1 m

Teen cited for dancing on car stopp

test

Florida Fisherman Hooks Missle

tornado picture

Good times with Tornados

Freakin Awesome

WV's collective sigh of relief

tornado photographer

Gasoline

Kwai Chai Cain yanks to the great b

Let go of the leash dumb bitch

Dog Pulls Woman in Front of Train

Teasing driver

could not walk as fast as boast

She talks faster than she walks

The Evolution of arwin theory.

Woman avoiding trooper drowns

better late than never

Footloose and Seatbelt Free

Knuts

I'm shocked, it's not a hand hold?

Falls man electrocuted in house of

Shocked

Women ses giant fish, gets eaten

Electrocuted Crooks

2 standing on double decker bus.

Meth Lab Shock

Shark kills curious tourist

A French women killed by a shark

Invulnerable boys on the railway

she wanted to hug a big fish

Stupid Drunks!

train passenger zapped!

2 suspected copper wire thieves fou

Copper Wire Thieves Electrocuted

DUCK! Never mind

Crotch Rocket + Guardrail = Darwin

Shark eats nosy tourist

Cold Dip to Fame

Men standing in double decker bus

61 Illegal Miners die in unused Sha

Double Decker Bus in Illinois

Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian

Men die after hitting heads on Inte

Man Shocked Stealing Electricity

Reason to use a bathroom

Two die hitting head on overpass

Barrow teen hit, killed by train

Men die after hitting heads on Inte

unable to marry,man neuters himself

I'm The Human Torch (or Dr Doom?)

Indian man in a train roof

Two killed on double decker bus

Two men die after striking their he

Two die in double-decker bus accide

Planet of the Ape!

If you can´t swim use a lifevest

Egyptian cuts off penis

Stag party bridge jump

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