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3 Pupils die on acohol

2009 Reader Submission
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A group of 11 pupils from Luebeck (a city in Northern Germany) and a teacher where holidaying in Kemer, a turkish holiday resort. Seven of them bought a few bottles of Vodka and drank them in their hotel room even though the teacher prohibitet the consumption of alcohol. 20 hours later, the 21 yerar old pupil Rafael N. was found dead in his bed. The doctor actertained a alcohol level of 300 millilitres. At least 20 hours after his last drink! That means, that he had a alcohol level of 700 - 800!!!! millilitres when he laid down to die. (Alcohol can causes dead for as little as 300 millilitres) The other 6 pupils felt sick and they where put to the hospital of Antalya immediately where 2 of them where placed in a medically induced coma. This two guys (Jan L., 19 years old and Jean-Pierre F., 17 years old) had a alcohol level of 700 millilitres too. They died a few days later in a hospital in Luebeck.

Altough the alcohol was mixed up with methanol, a very toxic alcohol type, i want to nominat this three guys for the Darwin Award.

Because: When a man is able to drink so much alcohol that he/she can reach this high level of alcohol without puking the whole shit out or blacking out : that means that he/she drinks alcohol in barrels every fucking weekend. And such a men can“t be that smart, can he? And besides: The other 4 pupils, who also drank of the toxic alcohol, all mended just because of the simple fact that they did not overact the consumption af alcohol. None of this guys where married or had kids, so I think they are just perfect candidates for the Darwin Award.

And last put not least: My english is not that good and I know that I make many mistakes. ;-)

I hope one of you can correct this story.... and try not to die on laughter while you do. ;-)

Submitted on 05/19/2009

Submitted by: Julia Greiff
Reference: 03/25/2009 http://www.buzzflash.net/index.php?search=tag:alcohol

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Graham said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks Julia, but these kids did not set out to do something radical. They were just young and ignorant and although it ended in tragedy, it is just an unfortunate accident (even if self-induced)


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Aside from what Graham said, binge drinking isn't all that uncommon. Deaths attributed to drinking too much alcohol happen rather frequently. Thanks just the same.


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