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Bungee Blackout

2009 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A couple of All-american fools accepted a dare, which had evolved from flying a plane diving out of it and into another plane, to bungee jumping out of a friend's plane. The Victim was selected, and the plane lifted off, with four occupants. After duck taping a radio to his hand, the Darwin candidate leaped out of the plane and (control yourselves) bounced off the end of the bungee cord a few thousand feet in the air. At one point or another, the divers leg was dislocated, and he blacked out in midair, failing to contact the pilot. The other three occupants, forgetting the payload tethered to their craft, landed the plane 15 minutes later. Needless to say, the 'payload' bounced off the runway several times, fracturing his skull and spine. The victim wasn't noticed until the plane was back in the hangar, where he had died of internal bleeding.

Submitted on 05/11/2009

Submitted by: Thomas Paine
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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
The pilot is responsible for all in his craft. He is at least partially responsible for this idiot's demise. Thanks anyway, Thomas, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Urban Legend
I find it extremely difficult to believe that the pilot and other passengers would have all simply forgotten about the bungee jumper. Without specifics to back this up (this sort of incident most certainly would have been investigated by the FAA and been reported in the news) I'm inclined to toss this as an urban legend.


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