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Technology foils Darwin Award

2009 Reader Submission
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A BMW car was driven to a point where it was left hanging over a cliff edge. The driver followed the instuctions given by his in car satellite navigation to the letter, the instructions led him from a perfectly functional road towards the Yorkshire Dales town of Todmorden when the system directed him first down a dirt road, along a bridal path and forward onto a gravel pathway towards the fence at the top of the cliff.

Only when the 43 year old driver hit the fence and the BMW's nose dropped over the edge with the car balancing precarriously over the drop did he stop. The driver Robert Jones described his experience as a nightmare, even more so given that he is a professional driver!

West Yorkshire police charged this potiential Darwin Award winner with driving without due care and attention, a spokesperson for the police service commented "Officers received a call at 11.18am on Sunday March 22 reporting that a BMW was hanging off the edge of a cliff off Bacup Road".

Surely an Honorable Mention merits this drivers unbending faith in technology!

Submitted on 05/10/2009

Submitted by: Mark Thomson
Reference: BBC News/Daily Mail newspaper 25th March 2009

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, Mark, but we received this story back when it happened. It's a pretty safe bet that stories a week old have already been sent in to us, much less stories a few months old. Please be sure to search both the slush AND reject piles before submitting stories, especially older ones, to make sure it's not a duplicate.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


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