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2009 May Rejects
Suicide for fun.
Self gratification fail
German gangster
Phoenix man killed in gun-safety de
Midnight Ride In the Street
KS Woman Dies of Texting
Headphones fatal for man on railway
Bridge Jumper
Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer A
Knee Driving contributes to
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self taught close call
Swerving driver caught in drunken s
A Boatload of Stupidity
Keg in a bonfire
Man died when moving barbecue grill
Man killed woman for waking up dog
Failed Murder Attempt
Gun-safety demo failure
man kills hmself in gun-safety de
hoenix man killed in gun-safety dem
Killed teaching gun-safety
Man rents truck, runs himself over
Lighter fluid tag
Phoenix Man Killed In Gun Safety De
Dying for a good time
Phoenix man killed in gun-safety de
He was right
Hot Water Heater Lucky
man killed in gun safety demo
Gun Safety (for real)
Thames to go...
Gecko hunt ends in death fall
Lighter Tag
Cops of Hazzard
Bad Idea...worse motivation.
Watch Where You Speed...
Robber Leaves Shotgun on Counter
Fleeing Thief Shoots Self in Groin
3 Pupils die on acohol
Gun Safety Demo Turns Tragic
Man killed in gun-safety demo
When gun safety goes wrong
Rider falls off car roof in Sunnyva
Phoenix man killed in gun-safety de
Man eats Banana-Gun as Evidence
Gun safety death
Generator Trouble
Gun safety lesson turns deadly
Need a lift
Darwinian argument in favor of
Death by Masturbating
dog gone it!
Man Diesafter being struck in head
A View to a Kill
Backpack snags on fence; man strang
Honorable Mention: Flaming Rat
Thourough work kills you ...
Dead in a fireside
Man dies after throwing H2Oballoons
Police use innertube to rescue susp
Soldier Playing with a gun
Man injured in car accident dies
Lightning strike treehouse boy dead
http://apezz.com/noticia/mujer-muer
Hitman hits himself on phone video
It's raining men
Feeing from police.
Soldier Playing With a Gun
Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer A
A Man (and Woman's) best friends
Woman dies using jackhammer as dild
Darwin AND Karma
Dumbass Regrets Testing Bullet Proo
Woman uses jackhammer as dildo
Kid electrocuted catching fly balls
Alleged elk poacher dies from gunsh
Failure To Launch
Couple die trying to save pet dogs
Shoplifting Application
Glazed Doughnut Kid
Bungee Blackout
Dynamite blast kills man
man, wife, chainsaw
Teen (17) injured after deodorant
Man falls into ocean after trying t
Man dead in balcony plunge
Technology foils Darwin Award
kenneth pinyan
Dynamite
Next Time I'm gonna use...
Putting the "i" in eye-bolt
The Raging Reverend
O2 + cig = near-miss
If you want a job doing do it yours
Balloon priest's body
Don't Overinflate the tire!
Soccer-Kenyan Arsenal fan hangs him
Ultimate Game of Chicken
traffic officer can't drive safely
Biting off more than she could chew
I am the worlds crappiest father
Man Causes Bus To Run Over His Body
Rattlesnakes Bite 4 Over Weekend
Balls-1 Riley-0
China Officials: Smoke or Be Fined
Cat(Burglar) on a Wet Tin Roof
Man Crushed By Van Thursday Found A
Train climber
Lost his head
If a at First You Fall Asleep...
Stop using Hydroxycut products, FDA
preventing more darwin awards
Unintended suicide by IPod & cell
hi
A Catalyst for Exhaustion
Stupid assassination attempt
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Darwin Awards
2009 May Slush Pile Rejects

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Suicide for fun.

Self gratification fail

German gangster

Phoenix man killed in gun-safety de

Midnight Ride In the Street

KS Woman Dies of Texting

Headphones fatal for man on railway

Bridge Jumper

Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer A

Knee Driving contributes to

khryf c45nar

khryf c45nar

self taught close call

Swerving driver caught in drunken s

A Boatload of Stupidity

Keg in a bonfire

Man died when moving barbecue grill

Man killed woman for waking up dog

Failed Murder Attempt

Gun-safety demo failure

man kills hmself in gun-safety de

hoenix man killed in gun-safety dem

Killed teaching gun-safety

Man rents truck, runs himself over

Lighter fluid tag

Phoenix Man Killed In Gun Safety De

Dying for a good time

Phoenix man killed in gun-safety de

He was right

Hot Water Heater Lucky

man killed in gun safety demo

Gun Safety (for real)

Thames to go...

Gecko hunt ends in death fall

Lighter Tag

Cops of Hazzard

Bad Idea...worse motivation.

Watch Where You Speed...

Robber Leaves Shotgun on Counter

Fleeing Thief Shoots Self in Groin

3 Pupils die on acohol

Gun Safety Demo Turns Tragic

Man killed in gun-safety demo

When gun safety goes wrong

Rider falls off car roof in Sunnyva

Phoenix man killed in gun-safety de

Man eats Banana-Gun as Evidence

Gun safety death

Generator Trouble

Gun safety lesson turns deadly

Need a lift

Darwinian argument in favor of

Death by Masturbating

dog gone it!

Man Diesafter being struck in head

A View to a Kill

Backpack snags on fence; man strang

Honorable Mention: Flaming Rat

Thourough work kills you ...

Dead in a fireside

Man dies after throwing H2Oballoons

Police use innertube to rescue susp

Soldier Playing with a gun

Man injured in car accident dies

Lightning strike treehouse boy dead

http://apezz.com/noticia/mujer-muer

Hitman hits himself on phone video

It's raining men

Feeing from police.

Soldier Playing With a Gun

Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer A

A Man (and Woman's) best friends

Woman dies using jackhammer as dild

Darwin AND Karma

Dumbass Regrets Testing Bullet Proo

Woman uses jackhammer as dildo

Kid electrocuted catching fly balls

Alleged elk poacher dies from gunsh

Failure To Launch

Couple die trying to save pet dogs

Shoplifting Application

Glazed Doughnut Kid

Bungee Blackout

Dynamite blast kills man

man, wife, chainsaw

Teen (17) injured after deodorant

Man falls into ocean after trying t

Man dead in balcony plunge

Technology foils Darwin Award

kenneth pinyan

Dynamite

Next Time I'm gonna use...

Putting the "i" in eye-bolt

The Raging Reverend

O2 + cig = near-miss

If you want a job doing do it yours

Balloon priest's body

Don't Overinflate the tire!

Soccer-Kenyan Arsenal fan hangs him

Ultimate Game of Chicken

traffic officer can't drive safely

Biting off more than she could chew

I am the worlds crappiest father

Man Causes Bus To Run Over His Body

Rattlesnakes Bite 4 Over Weekend

Balls-1 Riley-0

China Officials: Smoke or Be Fined

Cat(Burglar) on a Wet Tin Roof

Man Crushed By Van Thursday Found A

Train climber

Lost his head

If a at First You Fall Asleep...

Stop using Hydroxycut products, FDA

preventing more darwin awards

Unintended suicide by IPod & cell

hi

A Catalyst for Exhaustion

Stupid assassination attempt

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