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A body found at a National Grid substation on Barker Avenue Tuesday morning has been identified as a Lowell teen who had attempted-murder charges pending against him.

Police say Angel Ren, 17, of 109 Mary Theresa Terrace, was electrocuted after climbing a fence around the substation while fleeing an officer who had spotted him and two others stealing tires off a car early Sunday morning.

The exact cause of his death will be determined during an autopsy, which was scheduled to be performed by a state medical examiner yesterday afternoon.

Police say the three were seen by Officer David Frechette at 4:10 a.m. Sunday on Ludlam Street near an Acura sedan that had no tires and was propped up on milk crates.

Two of the suspects fled in a nearby Toyota, with Frechette in pursuit. The Toyota soon crashed into a wall on Boynton Street, causing minor damage.

Police stopped and arrested Samart Nou, 22, of 10 Chauncey Ave., and Chanchheattra Ren, 29, of 239 School St.

At the time, police were unaware that there was a third suspect, who turned out to be the victim.

It is believed that Angel Ren fled down Ludlum Street on foot and climbed the chain-link, barbed-wire fence of the 175 Barker Ave. substation to evade police. Once inside the secure area, police said, Ren was electrocuted after coming into contact with some high-voltage equipment.

Nou and Chanchheattra Ren are charged with larceny over $250, possession of burglary tools, speeding, and failure to stop for a police officer. Chanchheattra Ren is the cousin of the victim.

Police Superintendent Kenneth Lavallee said police canvassed the neighborhood after Ren's body was discovered by National Grid workers Tuesday morning. Investigators spoke to a resident who was awakened by the sound of the police chase on Sunday morning.

"He could hear the fence shaking, and then he heard a loud crack," said Lavallee. "He said it sounded like a branch breaking. He made the assumption it was one of the suspects running through the woods."

The Barker Avenue substation, fenced off and surrounded by trees, is on a residential street lined by single- and multifamily homes.

This was not Angel Ren's first run-in with the law.

Last October, he was charged with armed assault with intent to murder and assault and battery in connection with a Sept. 28 shooting on Mother Theresa Terrace in Pawtucketville that sent a 31-year-old Lowell man to Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston.

The victim recovered.

Michael Vangpa, of 50 Pine St., Unit 22, was arrested in February on a warrant charging him with armed assault with intent to murder. Police say Vangpa was the shooter.

Lavallee declined to comment on Ren's charges.

Submitted on 04/09/2009

Submitted by: Bruce Strong
Reference: Lowell Sun, 04/09/2009 10:52:43 AM EDT

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Criminals fleeing from police and becoming toast is all too common today. Stupid, but not spectacularly so. Thank you, Bruce, and try again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Candi said.


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