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BY STAN FINGER The Wichita Eagle WICHITA - An autopsy has revealed that a 25-year-old man who died Sunday morning did not accidentally shoot himself while attempting to rob two people late Friday night, as Wichita police reported at a briefing this morning.

Paul Broyer was shot with a different gun from the one he was holding at the time of the crime, Capt. Brent Allred said this afternoon.

"Everything pointed to self-inflicted, based on the information we were getting," Allred said.

But the autopsy showed "there were two different-caliber weapons involved," Allred said.

Broyer was pronounced dead at 3:31 a.m. Sunday at Via Christi Regional Medical Center-St. Francis Campus.

He was one of three men who police say engaged in a series of attempted robberies in west Wichita late Friday night.

A 20-year-old woman and her boyfriend were chased to her car in the 2000 block of West Second Street, where the suspects tried to rob her, Police Chief Norman Williams said during a media briefing this morning at City Hall.

The woman had gone back to the welding shop where she works at 2020 W. Second St. to get something she'd left behind and was returning to her car when she and her boyfriend were confronted, she told The Eagle via e-mail.

They managed to get into her car without being robbed, and the woman told police one of the suspects began beating on a car window with what she thought was a pipe.

It was, in fact, a long-barreled handgun, police said.

The woman's black German shepherd/rottweiler mix puppy is still missing after the attack, she said.

A witness reported hearing two gunshots at that location that night, police said.

Officers arriving on the scene saw a man standing next to a white station wagon, then get into it and leave the scene at about 11:50 p.m.

Blood and a bullet were found at the scene, Williams said.

Aware that a violent crime had just occurred there and believing the men in the station wagon were involved, the officers began a pursuit, Williams said.

The chase went on for nearly 15 minutes, through portions of west and northwest Wichita, before the suspects raced south on Broadway at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour and lost control of their car as they turned west on the Kellogg frontage road and crashed at Market.

Officers took two men, ages 30 and 27, into custody at the scene and discovered Broyer underneath clothing in the back of the station wagon as they began to process the vehicle for evidence, Williams said.

An investigation showed the men attempted to rob two men on the front porch of a house in the 100 block of North Meridian shortly before the woman was chased, Williams said.

But the men saw the suspects coming with weapons and fled before they could be robbed, he said.

Allred said there were three suspects but only two weapons found.

All three suspects were parolees from state prison, police said. Broyer had absconded on his parole as of March 26, according to state records.

For more on this story, see Tuesday's Eagle.

Reach Stan Finger at 316-268-6437 or sfinger@wichitaeagle.com.

To make it even better, Kansas has a felony murder law, so his two accomplices can be charged with his murder since the death happened in the course of a felony. :-)

Submitted on 04/06/2009

Submitted by: Park McKellop
Reference: The Wichita Eagle 4/6/09

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