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Man Crushed By Minivan Beauty & Brains, but not Trains Man Crushed To Death While Trying T It all simply added up... Neighbors Go To War Over 4-Year-Old dad died stuck between wall & post italy: man drills a ww1 gas-bomb Cop biker escape from pals 4/20 fall “Found in Forest” Winnebego Wreck wrong-way Bike NOTE: Do not Arrest People at Shoot I shot my Mom The Wrong Burger One less Drug Dealer in Limerick Man set house on fire while trying Man set house on fire while trying 2 motorcyclists dead in an illegal Wis. teen allegedly steals from car Man pretending to fall off bridge Man is not a bird and should't fly Man "fakes"fall off of bridge falls Russian Roulette with Semi-Auto Hey, I'm Falling, JUST KIDDINNN...! Russian Roullete-Teen loses Man falls to his death at high-rise Man pretending to fall off bridge a Man Pretends to Fall off Bridge Hey Y'all Watch This! Road Rage "Suicide?" Man pretending to fall off bridge a Man pretending to fall off bridge a Failed Procreation Grenade accident kills Yemen Gitmo Woman burnt to death after setting DWI Brilliance "Katyusha" APR 23 2009 Microsoft Woman burns car Fishing While Drunk Flying into sheep while texting Croc Bait Road-raging woman incinerates self Make A Bang! Brilliant Linguist, not engineer Road Rage Burn Serena Sutton-Smith Woman burnt to death after setting Woman burnt to death after setting Woman burnt to death after setting Too angry to leave burning car. Driver Burns to Death After Lightin Woman burnt to death Woman burnt to death Woman burnt to death Woman burnt to death after setting Road rage ignites car Road rage self-immolation Woman really burning with anger! Road Rage gets Hot The Tuft Of Grass lost key Woman burnt to death after setting Man sets himself on fire Croc Bait Realistic Acting You've Got Mail! 9mm Idiot Damori Miles the Wrestling Fan Manual? I don't need no manual. Natural selection through Arrogance Limerick gangster blows his head of Stun Gun Sterilisation Autoshot! Rambo Dies in 100mph Cop Chase Jump out of the pool Laughing Gas Kills Comedian Not a Laughing Matter homemade parachute Laughing at Porn Cucumber *Anal*ysis Scojo's scripts Obamination Administration Man dies after bottle mishap Polish tourist falls to his death p Don't Bite the Hand that Feeds You fan belt installation Victim of Choice Man falls to his death Skydiver failed to fasten leg strap (pending) Suicide by Mass Military Car Spooning flamedance Drunken Jump into a waterfall Just a little swim Expert Skydiver doesnt strap chute Joke photo man in 300 feet plunge d Pedestrian on phone killed by truck Hanging tuft Tourists see man die in cliff fall Better blood pressure measurement? High-Speed Sex Falling for you ! Dying for a cigarette A real cliff-hanger Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b Cliff death man poses for photo Say Cheese and Die paper airplanes are made of paper The dangers of photography Cliff fall Cliffhanger Ending Silly photo op Cliff death man 'posed for photo' Grassed Up Hanging On By A Blade Of Grass Cliff death man 'posed for photo' Man dies posing for photo Cliff Death Man posed for photo Smile for the cameraaaaaaaaaaaagh! Cliff Hanger Cliff death man posed for photo Cliffhanging Photo Opportunity Tourists see man die in cliff fall Teacher Fails Firearm Safety Class Photo Op Polar Bear Mauls Woman @ Berlin Zo0 good grass Polar bear and idiot Near mis: Polar Bear attacks woman: two young men died in isar The hard way back to the pub. Darwin award winner south of Darwin Drunken Swims With Crocs I'm Stupid - Bear With Me Woman kills herself while parking Crocodile kills swimmer in Australi woman mauled by polar bear at Berli Drink This teen electrocuted was fleeing polic Act Before You Think Indianapolis woman dies trying to s Train Kills Pedestrian Cleaning Up is Ablaze Crushed during escape attempt Man decides to clean with gasoline Man decides to clean with gasoline Robber Whoops Paul Broyer Boat Crewman Chokes to Death Splitting Headache Would-be robber dies of gunshot wou Shooting victim dies after attempte Shooting victim dies after attempte Couple dies from carbon monoxide Evolution Meets Intelligent Design Slip sliding away Short-circuit Staples Evading £12 sterling (18 USD) costs Sleepy under water Low blow Smoke Signals Fool me once... Avoiding cab fare cost teen his lif IQ failure Scam Suspect is down in the Gump Afghan bomber accidentally blows up Authorities arrest man injured whil Saybrook man wanted to feel pain... Man drowns rescuing cigarettes Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi Down the Hatch! Nothing fishy about it Intoxicated driver’s stranded Ferra dying to win Arab Pilots Doofus provokes rabid bobcat Man chokes on fish Man swallows nail scissors while us Deckhand chokes on bait fish Sailor Chokes to Death in Front of The Improvised Barbecue Man follows Sat-nav over cliff. Deckhand Chokes in Front of Student Bait Fish Kills Fisherman Blowing up balloons Really good bait Run over by own van man chokes on fish Fishing Trip Didn't End Well Murderer dies concealing crime Gas Station Moron Suspect Dies Fleeing Across U.S. 27 Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi Great balls of fire Sailor chokes to death on bait fish A Fishy Story Joking deckhand chokes on bait in f Something's Fishy Man Chokes on Fish Bait Man swallows fish for students Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi Joke Chokes Deckhand Drunk driving on a BAR STOOL Tragedy at Sea A bad day fishing... Woman's Head Deposited At Bank Man crushed by his own van Man Listening To MP3 Player Hit By Idiot with a bulletproof vest

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