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Man Crushed By Minivan
Beauty & Brains, but not Trains
Man Crushed To Death While Trying T
It all simply added up...
Neighbors Go To War Over 4-Year-Old
dad died stuck between wall & post
italy: man drills a ww1 gas-bomb
Cop biker escape from pals
4/20 fall
“Found in Forest”
Winnebego Wreck
wrong-way Bike
NOTE: Do not Arrest People at Shoot
I shot my Mom
The Wrong Burger
One less Drug Dealer in Limerick
Man set house on fire while trying
Man set house on fire while trying
2 motorcyclists dead in an illegal
Wis. teen allegedly steals from car
Man pretending to fall off bridge
Man is not a bird and should't fly
Man "fakes"fall off of bridge falls
Russian Roulette with Semi-Auto
Hey, I'm Falling, JUST KIDDINNN...!
Russian Roullete-Teen loses
Man falls to his death at high-rise
Man pretending to fall off bridge a
Man Pretends to Fall off Bridge
Hey Y'all Watch This!
Road Rage "Suicide?"
Man pretending to fall off bridge a
Man pretending to fall off bridge a
Failed Procreation
Grenade accident kills Yemen Gitmo
Woman burnt to death after setting
DWI Brilliance
"Katyusha" APR 23 2009
Microsoft
Woman burns car
Fishing While Drunk
Flying into sheep while texting
Croc Bait
Road-raging woman incinerates self
Make A Bang!
Brilliant Linguist, not engineer
Road Rage Burn
Serena Sutton-Smith
Woman burnt to death after setting
Woman burnt to death after setting
Woman burnt to death after setting
Too angry to leave burning car.
Driver Burns to Death After Lightin
Woman burnt to death
Woman burnt to death
Woman burnt to death
Woman burnt to death after setting
Road rage ignites car
Road rage self-immolation
Woman really burning with anger!
Road Rage gets Hot
The Tuft Of Grass
lost key
Woman burnt to death after setting
Man sets himself on fire
Croc Bait
Realistic Acting
You've Got Mail!
9mm Idiot
Damori Miles the Wrestling Fan
Manual? I don't need no manual.
Natural selection through Arrogance
Limerick gangster blows his head of
Stun Gun Sterilisation
Autoshot!
Rambo Dies in 100mph Cop Chase
Jump out of the pool
Laughing Gas Kills Comedian
Not a Laughing Matter
homemade parachute
Laughing at Porn
Cucumber *Anal*ysis
Scojo's scripts
Obamination Administration
Man dies after bottle mishap
Polish tourist falls to his death p
Don't Bite the Hand that Feeds You
fan belt installation
Victim of Choice
Man falls to his death
Skydiver failed to fasten leg strap
(pending) Suicide by Mass Military
Car Spooning
flamedance
Drunken Jump into a waterfall
Just a little swim
Expert Skydiver doesnt strap chute
Joke photo man in 300 feet plunge d
Pedestrian on phone killed by truck
Hanging tuft
Tourists see man die in cliff fall
Better blood pressure measurement?
High-Speed Sex
Falling for you !
Dying for a cigarette
A real cliff-hanger
Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b
Cliff death man poses for photo
Say Cheese and Die
paper airplanes are made of paper
The dangers of photography
Cliff fall
Cliffhanger Ending
Silly photo op
Cliff death man 'posed for photo'
Grassed Up
Hanging On By A Blade Of Grass
Cliff death man 'posed for photo'
Man dies posing for photo
Cliff Death Man posed for photo
Smile for the cameraaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Cliff Hanger
Cliff death man posed for photo
Cliffhanging Photo Opportunity
Tourists see man die in cliff fall
Teacher Fails Firearm Safety Class
Photo Op
Polar Bear Mauls Woman @ Berlin Zo0
good grass
Polar bear and idiot
Near mis: Polar Bear attacks woman:
two young men died in isar
The hard way back to the pub.
Darwin award winner south of Darwin
Drunken Swims With Crocs
I'm Stupid - Bear With Me
Woman kills herself while parking
Crocodile kills swimmer in Australi
woman mauled by polar bear at Berli
Drink This
teen electrocuted was fleeing polic
Act Before You Think
Indianapolis woman dies trying to s
Train Kills Pedestrian
Cleaning Up is Ablaze
Crushed during escape attempt
Man decides to clean with gasoline
Man decides to clean with gasoline
Robber Whoops
Paul Broyer
Boat Crewman Chokes to Death
Splitting Headache
Would-be robber dies of gunshot wou
Shooting victim dies after attempte
Shooting victim dies after attempte
Couple dies from carbon monoxide
Evolution Meets Intelligent Design
Slip sliding away
Short-circuit Staples
Evading £12 sterling (18 USD) costs
Sleepy under water
Low blow
Smoke Signals
Fool me once...
Avoiding cab fare cost teen his lif
IQ failure
Scam Suspect is down in the Gump
Afghan bomber accidentally blows up
Authorities arrest man injured whil
Saybrook man wanted to feel pain...
Man drowns rescuing cigarettes
Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi
Down the Hatch!
Nothing fishy about it
Intoxicated driver’s stranded Ferra
dying to win
Arab Pilots
Doofus provokes rabid bobcat
Man chokes on fish
Man swallows nail scissors while us
Deckhand chokes on bait fish
Sailor Chokes to Death in Front of
The Improvised Barbecue
Man follows Sat-nav over cliff.
Deckhand Chokes in Front of Student
Bait Fish Kills Fisherman
Blowing up balloons
Really good bait
Run over by own van
man chokes on fish
Fishing Trip Didn't End Well
Murderer dies concealing crime
Gas Station Moron
Suspect Dies Fleeing Across U.S. 27
Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi
Great balls of fire
Sailor chokes to death on bait fish
A Fishy Story
Joking deckhand chokes on bait in f
Something's Fishy
Man Chokes on Fish Bait
Man swallows fish for students
Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi
Joke Chokes Deckhand
Drunk driving on a BAR STOOL
Tragedy at Sea
A bad day fishing...
Woman's Head Deposited At Bank
Man crushed by his own van
Man Listening To MP3 Player Hit By
Idiot with a bulletproof vest
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Man Crushed By Minivan

Beauty & Brains, but not Trains

Man Crushed To Death While Trying T

It all simply added up...

Neighbors Go To War Over 4-Year-Old

dad died stuck between wall & post

italy: man drills a ww1 gas-bomb

Cop biker escape from pals

4/20 fall

“Found in Forest”

Winnebego Wreck

wrong-way Bike

NOTE: Do not Arrest People at Shoot

I shot my Mom

The Wrong Burger

One less Drug Dealer in Limerick

Man set house on fire while trying

Man set house on fire while trying

2 motorcyclists dead in an illegal

Wis. teen allegedly steals from car

Man pretending to fall off bridge

Man is not a bird and should't fly

Man "fakes"fall off of bridge falls

Russian Roulette with Semi-Auto

Hey, I'm Falling, JUST KIDDINNN...!

Russian Roullete-Teen loses

Man falls to his death at high-rise

Man pretending to fall off bridge a

Man Pretends to Fall off Bridge

Hey Y'all Watch This!

Road Rage "Suicide?"

Man pretending to fall off bridge a

Man pretending to fall off bridge a

Failed Procreation

Grenade accident kills Yemen Gitmo

Woman burnt to death after setting

DWI Brilliance

"Katyusha" APR 23 2009

Microsoft

Woman burns car

Fishing While Drunk

Flying into sheep while texting

Croc Bait

Road-raging woman incinerates self

Make A Bang!

Brilliant Linguist, not engineer

Road Rage Burn

Serena Sutton-Smith

Woman burnt to death after setting

Woman burnt to death after setting

Woman burnt to death after setting

Too angry to leave burning car.

Driver Burns to Death After Lightin

Woman burnt to death

Woman burnt to death

Woman burnt to death

Woman burnt to death after setting

Road rage ignites car

Road rage self-immolation

Woman really burning with anger!

Road Rage gets Hot

The Tuft Of Grass

lost key

Woman burnt to death after setting

Man sets himself on fire

Croc Bait

Realistic Acting

You've Got Mail!

9mm Idiot

Damori Miles the Wrestling Fan

Manual? I don't need no manual.

Natural selection through Arrogance

Limerick gangster blows his head of

Stun Gun Sterilisation

Autoshot!

Rambo Dies in 100mph Cop Chase

Jump out of the pool

Laughing Gas Kills Comedian

Not a Laughing Matter

homemade parachute

Laughing at Porn

Cucumber *Anal*ysis

Scojo's scripts

Obamination Administration

Man dies after bottle mishap

Polish tourist falls to his death p

Don't Bite the Hand that Feeds You

fan belt installation

Victim of Choice

Man falls to his death

Skydiver failed to fasten leg strap

(pending) Suicide by Mass Military

Car Spooning

flamedance

Drunken Jump into a waterfall

Just a little swim

Expert Skydiver doesnt strap chute

Joke photo man in 300 feet plunge d

Pedestrian on phone killed by truck

Hanging tuft

Tourists see man die in cliff fall

Better blood pressure measurement?

High-Speed Sex

Falling for you !

Dying for a cigarette

A real cliff-hanger

Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b

Cliff death man poses for photo

Say Cheese and Die

paper airplanes are made of paper

The dangers of photography

Cliff fall

Cliffhanger Ending

Silly photo op

Cliff death man 'posed for photo'

Grassed Up

Hanging On By A Blade Of Grass

Cliff death man 'posed for photo'

Man dies posing for photo

Cliff Death Man posed for photo

Smile for the cameraaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Cliff Hanger

Cliff death man posed for photo

Cliffhanging Photo Opportunity

Tourists see man die in cliff fall

Teacher Fails Firearm Safety Class

Photo Op

Polar Bear Mauls Woman @ Berlin Zo0

good grass

Polar bear and idiot

Near mis: Polar Bear attacks woman:

two young men died in isar

The hard way back to the pub.

Darwin award winner south of Darwin

Drunken Swims With Crocs

I'm Stupid - Bear With Me

Woman kills herself while parking

Crocodile kills swimmer in Australi

woman mauled by polar bear at Berli

Drink This

teen electrocuted was fleeing polic

Act Before You Think

Indianapolis woman dies trying to s

Train Kills Pedestrian

Cleaning Up is Ablaze

Crushed during escape attempt

Man decides to clean with gasoline

Man decides to clean with gasoline

Robber Whoops

Paul Broyer

Boat Crewman Chokes to Death

Splitting Headache

Would-be robber dies of gunshot wou

Shooting victim dies after attempte

Shooting victim dies after attempte

Couple dies from carbon monoxide

Evolution Meets Intelligent Design

Slip sliding away

Short-circuit Staples

Evading £12 sterling (18 USD) costs

Sleepy under water

Low blow

Smoke Signals

Fool me once...

Avoiding cab fare cost teen his lif

IQ failure

Scam Suspect is down in the Gump

Afghan bomber accidentally blows up

Authorities arrest man injured whil

Saybrook man wanted to feel pain...

Man drowns rescuing cigarettes

Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi

Down the Hatch!

Nothing fishy about it

Intoxicated driver’s stranded Ferra

dying to win

Arab Pilots

Doofus provokes rabid bobcat

Man chokes on fish

Man swallows nail scissors while us

Deckhand chokes on bait fish

Sailor Chokes to Death in Front of

The Improvised Barbecue

Man follows Sat-nav over cliff.

Deckhand Chokes in Front of Student

Bait Fish Kills Fisherman

Blowing up balloons

Really good bait

Run over by own van

man chokes on fish

Fishing Trip Didn't End Well

Murderer dies concealing crime

Gas Station Moron

Suspect Dies Fleeing Across U.S. 27

Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi

Great balls of fire

Sailor chokes to death on bait fish

A Fishy Story

Joking deckhand chokes on bait in f

Something's Fishy

Man Chokes on Fish Bait

Man swallows fish for students

Deckhand chokes to death on bait fi

Joke Chokes Deckhand

Drunk driving on a BAR STOOL

Tragedy at Sea

A bad day fishing...

Woman's Head Deposited At Bank

Man crushed by his own van

Man Listening To MP3 Player Hit By

Idiot with a bulletproof vest

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