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Tacoma woman kills self playing wit
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Three floors down
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Texas man burned after using lighte
Illiterate?
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Spear Fishing and Using your Head
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GO death ruled 'misadventure'
To ski or Not to ski...???
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Man dies from sex with a horse
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Blundering Afghan suicide bomber
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Blundering Afghan suicide bomber
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Lessons On How To Kill A Man
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If he had brains he'd be dangerous
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did you saw that ?
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Heres how you shoot someone!
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Darwin Award to Science
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Justice, Middle-East Style

2009 Reader Submission
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Well, if you think about it, he WAS saying goodbye. For his six friends, it was permanent.

KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.

Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.

The incident happened in Helmand province in southern Afghanistan where mainly British troops are struggling against a growing Taliban-led insurgency.

Submitted on 03/31/2009

Submitted by: Keith Arnold
Reference: http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSISL330182

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