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Mushroom Snake Tacoma woman kills self playing wit Justice, Middle-East Style one time to many Men almost die after drinking, poac High Voltage Parkour Woman killed talking on cell phone Three floors down Please - wait for the Electrician. Texas man burned after using lighte Illiterate? Two die in high-speed chase Spear Fishing and Using your Head TAG - You're Hit GO death ruled 'misadventure' To ski or Not to ski...??? Anchors Away! Drunken stunt driver FALLS FROM BALCONY Electricution by gas motor trimmer Two men killed in apparent drunken Man dies from sex with a horse STATE POLICE This blows your brain... Blundering Afghan suicide bomber bl Man dies after bottle mishap Extreame oops Shane McConkey dies ski base jumpin Blundering Afghan suicide bomber Irish Hitman The Machines are coming.... no lid for the gas container The perfect shot Student Dies after skylight fall Looks Like A Good Place To Sleep Woman yakking on phone Criminal who accidentally shot hims Man taking pictures dies in Lookout shooting oneself in the face indira gandhi pm of india Blundering Afghan suicide bomber I am bleeding but I... Dead Terrorist suicide bomber blows up 6 associate Never Pee On An Electric Fence Limerick shooting filmed on mobile Pedestrian on Cell Phone walks ints Lessons On How To Kill A Man GPS trust Crime boss is videoed shooting him Robber crashes getaway car, buses Old Stud Getting on a Bottle Bottled up Bottle Mishap Death by Soft Drink Bottle Indonesian Man Killed by Komonos Man Killed While Being Initiated In Smile for Death Payload's in the Breach, Sunshine I wanted to see what it felt like Gang leader accidentally blows his Komodo dragons kill Indonesian fish Death by "misadventure" Criminal Kills himself in gun accid If he had brains he'd be dangerous take the GO train to Misadventure Ridiculous Complaints Gang leader accidentally blows his Satnav leads to brink of disaster Gang leader shoots himself Beverly Giesbrecht Kid hang himself, Teen on vacation falls to death limerick man shows off how to kill Criminal kills himself in gun accid Shot Himself by Accident did you saw that ? Death by Storm Drain Limerick's Own Limerick shooting Limerick shooting filmed on mobile Gangster shoots himself at party Own GOAL Death by Drain Russian Roulette cleans up Limerick Limerick gangster shoots self dead Irish criminal shoots himself Irish criminal shoots himself Execution Show and Tell Gangster dies after gun accidet Check Methane levels with torch Make sure the gun isn't loaded Crime boss shoots himself in head d Man shoot self in head. Criminal demos how to kill someone Gang Member Shows how to kill Three killed after sawing through o How's the View Now? Gangster who shot himself 'by accid Heres how you shoot someone! How not to kill yourself Irish Gangster Accidentally Kills Gang member kills himself Gangmember kills himself DUMB CRIMINAL Man shoots himself in head You can't beat theory Man Demonstrates Handgun Skills Shell Shock Man kills self during gang gun demo Gangland idiot Russian Roulette for one Gangster who shot himself 'by accid Self execution style Bomb 3: Scrap retrievers 0 Blown away Fatal Fishing Trip climbed onto locomotive Pilot crashed twice at same site Natasha Richardson Ski Accident They came, they saw, they...blew up Love Gone Wild Bird On A Wire Dumb Judge Jailed for lying Drunken worker suffocates Pa. man sets himself on fire, dies INCHES FROM DEATH man in toilet Dumb Place to Sleep Honorable Mention- Firecrackers Man Suffer Burns While riding bike in Bethpage, man Robbing the Wrong Bar Burglar bled to death on broken gla The Death Calls Percussion Victim Hide and Seek Freezing Worker Burned After Riding bullets and children Rednecks and power tools Hot foot Open gate but locked mind. Burglar bleads to death Dan Osman Last Jump Gravity wins, again... World Apnea Record Goes to Brazil Moron bleeds to death Whizzing Death Sex Toy Tragedy Death by two year old son Self-Selection Death by Vandilisium Power tool sex game goes wrong Closer ... closer ... Dog Day Afternoon Me, i can drink anythin stupid people fucking The Explosive Mule Cape Coral man injured after hittin Broken Glas Is Dangerous Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap A hot ending. Bad idea: Hammering bullets Drink the Kool-Aid kids Man dies after 12 hours of sex Old Flame Minefield Picknick Not the Brightest Spark on the Crew Darwin Award to Science Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy The drugs don't work Man Blows Himself up, then Falls to Minefield Helicopter Failed Attempt Honourable mention Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter Stanley the power saw Football supporters are D U M B ! ! Twice Baked Maryland Sex Toy Massacre Student stabbed with scissors at Du Beware the Saw Minefield BBQ Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap Monkey's Revenge Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Incompetent accomplis Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Death by pancake Tiger kills man in China Sauteed Chef woman has sex with a sabor saw Sex Machine - Honorable Mention Jumped in the tiger's cage Sex toys and Table Saws If you can't handle the heat ... Dying to procreate Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra Orgy Tourist Eaten by Tiger Car exhaust starts grass fire and k Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park The campaign to run down jaywalkers Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park Tiger kills man in enclosure Riding the loco Shade cloth death slide Bridge Construction Farmer feeds the cats Tiger kills man who jumps into encl Tiger Kills Man in China Tiger kills man in China Crashing a perfect airplane Railway locomotive climbing Man jumps into tiger pit Tiger kills man who jumps into encl Until the death separates them Rest Stop Retrieval Electric human whacker Fresno teen fails to out run train The Cat with 6 more lives! Man pancaked to death Bet you can’t eat one! franz reichelt Car Blast Caused by Cleaning Chemic Woman run over by pwn car Memphis car blast injures woman whe Man killed trying to shock fish Easyjet flight takes a dive victory parade bank robber viagra death The Human Piñata Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck Like Father, Like Son. Extra Crispy Death by Horse Penis russian man dies of viagra overdose Stupidity behind the wheel Woman killed walking on train track Man dies after Viagra fueled orgy.

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