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2009 March Rejects
Mushroom Snake
Tacoma woman kills self playing wit
Justice, Middle-East Style
one time to many
Men almost die after drinking, poac
High Voltage Parkour
Woman killed talking on cell phone
Three floors down
Please - wait for the Electrician.
Texas man burned after using lighte
Illiterate?
Two die in high-speed chase
Spear Fishing and Using your Head
TAG - You're Hit
GO death ruled 'misadventure'
To ski or Not to ski...???
Anchors Away!
Drunken stunt driver
FALLS FROM BALCONY
Electricution by gas motor trimmer
Two men killed in apparent drunken
Man dies from sex with a horse
STATE POLICE
This blows your brain...
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber bl
Man dies after bottle mishap
Extreame oops
Shane McConkey dies ski base jumpin
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber
Irish Hitman
The Machines are coming....
no lid for the gas container
The perfect shot
Student Dies after skylight fall
Looks Like A Good Place To Sleep
Woman yakking on phone
Criminal who accidentally shot hims
Man taking pictures dies in Lookout
shooting oneself in the face
indira gandhi pm of india
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber
I am bleeding but I...
Dead Terrorist
suicide bomber blows up 6 associate
Never Pee On An Electric Fence
Limerick shooting filmed on mobile
Pedestrian on Cell Phone walks ints
Lessons On How To Kill A Man
GPS trust
Crime boss is videoed shooting him
Robber crashes getaway car, buses
Old Stud Getting on a Bottle
Bottled up
Bottle Mishap
Death by Soft Drink Bottle
Indonesian Man Killed by Komonos
Man Killed While Being Initiated In
Smile for Death
Payload's in the Breach, Sunshine
I wanted to see what it felt like
Gang leader accidentally blows his
Komodo dragons kill Indonesian fish
Death by "misadventure"
Criminal Kills himself in gun accid
If he had brains he'd be dangerous
take the GO train to Misadventure
Ridiculous Complaints
Gang leader accidentally blows his
Satnav leads to brink of disaster
Gang leader shoots himself
Beverly Giesbrecht
Kid hang himself,
Teen on vacation falls to death
limerick man shows off how to kill
Criminal kills himself in gun accid
Shot Himself by Accident
did you saw that ?
Death by Storm Drain
Limerick's Own
Limerick shooting
Limerick shooting filmed on mobile
Gangster shoots himself at party
Own GOAL
Death by Drain
Russian Roulette cleans up Limerick
Limerick gangster shoots self dead
Irish criminal shoots himself
Irish criminal shoots himself
Execution Show and Tell
Gangster dies after gun accidet
Check Methane levels with torch
Make sure the gun isn't loaded
Crime boss shoots himself in head d
Man shoot self in head.
Criminal demos how to kill someone
Gang Member Shows how to kill
Three killed after sawing through o
How's the View Now?
Gangster who shot himself 'by accid
Heres how you shoot someone!
How not to kill yourself
Irish Gangster Accidentally Kills
Gang member kills himself
Gangmember kills himself
DUMB CRIMINAL
Man shoots himself in head
You can't beat theory
Man Demonstrates Handgun Skills
Shell Shock
Man kills self during gang gun demo
Gangland idiot
Russian Roulette for one
Gangster who shot himself 'by accid
Self execution style
Bomb 3: Scrap retrievers 0
Blown away
Fatal Fishing Trip
climbed onto locomotive
Pilot crashed twice at same site
Natasha Richardson Ski Accident
They came, they saw, they...blew up
Love Gone Wild
Bird On A Wire
Dumb Judge Jailed for lying
Drunken worker suffocates
Pa. man sets himself on fire, dies
INCHES FROM DEATH
man in toilet
Dumb Place to Sleep
Honorable Mention- Firecrackers
Man Suffer Burns
While riding bike in Bethpage, man
Robbing the Wrong Bar
Burglar bled to death on broken gla
The Death Calls
Percussion Victim
Hide and Seek
Freezing Worker Burned After Riding
bullets and children
Rednecks and power tools
Hot foot
Open gate but locked mind.
Burglar bleads to death
Dan Osman Last Jump
Gravity wins, again...
World Apnea Record Goes to Brazil
Moron bleeds to death
Whizzing Death
Sex Toy Tragedy
Death by two year old son
Self-Selection
Death by Vandilisium
Power tool sex game goes wrong
Closer ... closer ...
Dog Day Afternoon
Me, i can drink anythin
stupid people fucking
The Explosive Mule
Cape Coral man injured after hittin
Broken Glas Is Dangerous
Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
A hot ending.
Bad idea: Hammering bullets
Drink the Kool-Aid kids
Man dies after 12 hours of sex
Old Flame
Minefield Picknick
Not the Brightest Spark on the Crew
Darwin Award to Science
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy
The drugs don't work
Man Blows Himself up, then Falls to
Minefield Helicopter
Failed Attempt
Honourable mention
Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
Stanley the power saw
Football supporters are D U M B ! !
Twice Baked
Maryland Sex Toy Massacre
Student stabbed with scissors at Du
Beware the Saw
Minefield BBQ
Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy
Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
Monkey's Revenge
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy
Incompetent accomplis
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy
Death by pancake
Tiger kills man in China
Sauteed Chef
woman has sex with a sabor saw
Sex Machine - Honorable Mention
Jumped in the tiger's cage
Sex toys and Table Saws
If you can't handle the heat ...
Dying to procreate
Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra Orgy
Tourist Eaten by Tiger
Car exhaust starts grass fire and k
Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park
The campaign to run down jaywalkers
Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park
Tiger kills man in enclosure
Riding the loco
Shade cloth death slide
Bridge Construction
Farmer feeds the cats
Tiger kills man who jumps into encl
Tiger Kills Man in China
Tiger kills man in China
Crashing a perfect airplane
Railway locomotive climbing
Man jumps into tiger pit
Tiger kills man who jumps into encl
Until the death separates them
Rest Stop Retrieval
Electric human whacker
Fresno teen fails to out run train
The Cat with 6 more lives!
Man pancaked to death
Bet you can’t eat one!
franz reichelt
Car Blast Caused by Cleaning Chemic
Woman run over by pwn car
Memphis car blast injures woman whe
Man killed trying to shock fish
Easyjet flight takes a dive
victory parade bank robber
viagra death
The Human Piñata
Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck
Like Father, Like Son. Extra Crispy
Death by Horse Penis
russian man dies of viagra overdose
Stupidity behind the wheel
Woman killed walking on train track
Man dies after Viagra fueled orgy.
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Mushroom Snake

Tacoma woman kills self playing wit

Justice, Middle-East Style

one time to many

Men almost die after drinking, poac

High Voltage Parkour

Woman killed talking on cell phone

Three floors down

Please - wait for the Electrician.

Texas man burned after using lighte

Illiterate?

Two die in high-speed chase

Spear Fishing and Using your Head

TAG - You're Hit

GO death ruled 'misadventure'

To ski or Not to ski...???

Anchors Away!

Drunken stunt driver

FALLS FROM BALCONY

Electricution by gas motor trimmer

Two men killed in apparent drunken

Man dies from sex with a horse

STATE POLICE

This blows your brain...

Blundering Afghan suicide bomber bl

Man dies after bottle mishap

Extreame oops

Shane McConkey dies ski base jumpin

Blundering Afghan suicide bomber

Irish Hitman

The Machines are coming....

no lid for the gas container

The perfect shot

Student Dies after skylight fall

Looks Like A Good Place To Sleep

Woman yakking on phone

Criminal who accidentally shot hims

Man taking pictures dies in Lookout

shooting oneself in the face

indira gandhi pm of india

Blundering Afghan suicide bomber

I am bleeding but I...

Dead Terrorist

suicide bomber blows up 6 associate

Never Pee On An Electric Fence

Limerick shooting filmed on mobile

Pedestrian on Cell Phone walks ints

Lessons On How To Kill A Man

GPS trust

Crime boss is videoed shooting him

Robber crashes getaway car, buses

Old Stud Getting on a Bottle

Bottled up

Bottle Mishap

Death by Soft Drink Bottle

Indonesian Man Killed by Komonos

Man Killed While Being Initiated In

Smile for Death

Payload's in the Breach, Sunshine

I wanted to see what it felt like

Gang leader accidentally blows his

Komodo dragons kill Indonesian fish

Death by "misadventure"

Criminal Kills himself in gun accid

If he had brains he'd be dangerous

take the GO train to Misadventure

Ridiculous Complaints

Gang leader accidentally blows his

Satnav leads to brink of disaster

Gang leader shoots himself

Beverly Giesbrecht

Kid hang himself,

Teen on vacation falls to death

limerick man shows off how to kill

Criminal kills himself in gun accid

Shot Himself by Accident

did you saw that ?

Death by Storm Drain

Limerick's Own

Limerick shooting

Limerick shooting filmed on mobile

Gangster shoots himself at party

Own GOAL

Death by Drain

Russian Roulette cleans up Limerick

Limerick gangster shoots self dead

Irish criminal shoots himself

Irish criminal shoots himself

Execution Show and Tell

Gangster dies after gun accidet

Check Methane levels with torch

Make sure the gun isn't loaded

Crime boss shoots himself in head d

Man shoot self in head.

Criminal demos how to kill someone

Gang Member Shows how to kill

Three killed after sawing through o

How's the View Now?

Gangster who shot himself 'by accid

Heres how you shoot someone!

How not to kill yourself

Irish Gangster Accidentally Kills

Gang member kills himself

Gangmember kills himself

DUMB CRIMINAL

Man shoots himself in head

You can't beat theory

Man Demonstrates Handgun Skills

Shell Shock

Man kills self during gang gun demo

Gangland idiot

Russian Roulette for one

Gangster who shot himself 'by accid

Self execution style

Bomb 3: Scrap retrievers 0

Blown away

Fatal Fishing Trip

climbed onto locomotive

Pilot crashed twice at same site

Natasha Richardson Ski Accident

They came, they saw, they...blew up

Love Gone Wild

Bird On A Wire

Dumb Judge Jailed for lying

Drunken worker suffocates

Pa. man sets himself on fire, dies

INCHES FROM DEATH

man in toilet

Dumb Place to Sleep

Honorable Mention- Firecrackers

Man Suffer Burns

While riding bike in Bethpage, man

Robbing the Wrong Bar

Burglar bled to death on broken gla

The Death Calls

Percussion Victim

Hide and Seek

Freezing Worker Burned After Riding

bullets and children

Rednecks and power tools

Hot foot

Open gate but locked mind.

Burglar bleads to death

Dan Osman Last Jump

Gravity wins, again...

World Apnea Record Goes to Brazil

Moron bleeds to death

Whizzing Death

Sex Toy Tragedy

Death by two year old son

Self-Selection

Death by Vandilisium

Power tool sex game goes wrong

Closer ... closer ...

Dog Day Afternoon

Me, i can drink anythin

stupid people fucking

The Explosive Mule

Cape Coral man injured after hittin

Broken Glas Is Dangerous

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

A hot ending.

Bad idea: Hammering bullets

Drink the Kool-Aid kids

Man dies after 12 hours of sex

Old Flame

Minefield Picknick

Not the Brightest Spark on the Crew

Darwin Award to Science

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy

The drugs don't work

Man Blows Himself up, then Falls to

Minefield Helicopter

Failed Attempt

Honourable mention

Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Stanley the power saw

Football supporters are D U M B ! !

Twice Baked

Maryland Sex Toy Massacre

Student stabbed with scissors at Du

Beware the Saw

Minefield BBQ

Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

Monkey's Revenge

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy

Incompetent accomplis

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy

Death by pancake

Tiger kills man in China

Sauteed Chef

woman has sex with a sabor saw

Sex Machine - Honorable Mention

Jumped in the tiger's cage

Sex toys and Table Saws

If you can't handle the heat ...

Dying to procreate

Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra Orgy

Tourist Eaten by Tiger

Car exhaust starts grass fire and k

Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park

The campaign to run down jaywalkers

Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park

Tiger kills man in enclosure

Riding the loco

Shade cloth death slide

Bridge Construction

Farmer feeds the cats

Tiger kills man who jumps into encl

Tiger Kills Man in China

Tiger kills man in China

Crashing a perfect airplane

Railway locomotive climbing

Man jumps into tiger pit

Tiger kills man who jumps into encl

Until the death separates them

Rest Stop Retrieval

Electric human whacker

Fresno teen fails to out run train

The Cat with 6 more lives!

Man pancaked to death

Bet you can’t eat one!

franz reichelt

Car Blast Caused by Cleaning Chemic

Woman run over by pwn car

Memphis car blast injures woman whe

Man killed trying to shock fish

Easyjet flight takes a dive

victory parade bank robber

viagra death

The Human Piñata

Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck

Like Father, Like Son. Extra Crispy

Death by Horse Penis

russian man dies of viagra overdose

Stupidity behind the wheel

Woman killed walking on train track

Man dies after Viagra fueled orgy.

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