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2009 February Rejects

Computech Dumbassery Viagra overdose Low Flying Drunk CONFIRMED Fed experts for worst Russian roulette Death by Viagra A good selling point Man died after Russian roulette Come on Train!! Low Flying duck info Man dies from 12 hour Viagra Orgy Lice, Hair on Fire Long Lasting? Notre Dame's Costly Education Gasoline can kill more than lice Woman burned when oxygen ignites VIagra Overdose Richard Pryor or Michael Jackson? Truck Train Crash Part 2 Threesome för 12h + viagra + death Physical Challenge Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra-Fuele Going Out With a Bang Death by Viagra Gas Head teen burned trying to kill headlice Indiana teen burned trying to kill Death by Viagra Gasoline surely kills head lice He Died With a Smile on His Face Teenager burned trying to kill head Bad Hair Day Lice are a gas! huh Viagra Overdose Viagra orgy man collapses Viagra orgy man collapses He Gave it All for the Nookie Workin' at the Car Wash Lego-shaped candy Man killed in truck-train crash Man Killed By Condom bloody snow fun (don't rob) my balls of love/health Killed driving the wrong way Feather Chaser sex marathon... Holding his Breath Falling Artist Head Lice? Try Gasoline man found dead in thailand Last sex with a snake. Man drowns trying to show off. sex marathon with two girls Backfire He can hold his breath forever! Woman Falls to Death Chasing Feathe "Graffiti Tagger" Falls To His Deat Teenager dragged head first in prin A "Jerk" for the Darwins Post Hole Digger Selbstkastration als Liebesbeweis 2 bullets, 1 brain Crocodile Hunted Man Joy-Riding Construction Equip. Volvo Lake Aspiring lumberjack iPod vs C-Train lol Bullet fired at car Graffiti Can Be Deadly Poor Planning Woman hit by C-Train dies Man falls to his death on Palmetto Only in America :) Man Killed While Playing With Loade Tagger Signs Off Suspected 'graffiti writer' falls t Cruise Control, not Autopilot phsyco kid Error Serbian man neutered himself A Scene Out of a Classic Cartoon Shooting Blanks BBQ-ing INSIDE truck is BAD Some people are so lazy . .. Rally: take a better shot Man dies after injecting industrial Comstock teen struck by train SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos Dying Man Sends Graphic Text Women hit crossing bussy freeway Taser teaser All for a couple extra bucks Hey Y'all Watch This Dealer Texted Police To Demand Drug Last Call Chinese Mistress Contest Ends in De MarrieMan loses mistresses and wife Error in top award JIFF Peanut Butter St. {etersberg Student dies after j Trapped against the wall Woman dies on 405 after dropping ph an Italians fires himself to be on Genoa fan knocked down by Fiorentin Woman Drops Cell Phone on Highway, NON-submittal of first date story Man accidentally kills self with na Nice Try Cook a Gook "...like pouring gas on a fire!" Michael Myers on Friday The 13th? Personal Account - Military RealTV stunt Fuel and a fool don't joke with fire... Love hurts ! Last cigarette! Man suffocates while hiding A Darwin Honerable mention cantadat Idiots with flareguns Idiots with flareguns Nailing it. Omega-3 a mega mistake. They Might be rednecks part 2 Nailgun Scare ends in Death Nailgun death Nailgun death in lovers' row Woman Electrocutes Herself Nailed to Death gravity wins again Man killed by nailgun Woman electrocuted while trying to Man kills himself with nail gun Unintentional Death by Nailgun Nailgun death in lovers' row Nailgun death in lovers' row With his head in the sand Nailgun death in lovers' row Nailgun death in lovers' row Man killed by nailgun Nailgun death in lovers row The bridge is out Man shoots himself with nailgun I'm not gonna pay that bill! Hanhar door crushes man Stupid Sledger The might a Redneck... TEST remove. Deer in the Headlights Urinary end Brit Shagged by Zebra Policeman sacked after filming hims Roped Motorbiker Great Balls on Fire When Parents Call God Instead Carbon Monoxide settles! Newcastle Fans Loses shoe in near miss Failure to Launch Jump the fence Drunken Man Falls from Palm Tree Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc Chinese man killed when cell phone Electrocution trying to steal coppe Plane crash at amazon river Man uses Torch to heat Muzzle Loade The other side Copper thief electrocuted at power Ice Fisherman Road His Snowmobile Teen choked to death Australian comedians TWO KILLED BY GLACIER COLLAPSE Fishing for trouble Facebook Fools 'No Swimming' Means 'No Swimming' Disaster in the snow Don't hit the Dog Fishermen Split From Shore Teenage girl dies in sledge crash Bridge to Nowhere Fisherman dies, dozens rescued from Adrift on the Ice Motorcyclist chokes himself Another Near Miss Man U fan falls to death Teen choked to death in motorcycle Dying for a pee 911 kills Karma is a bitch.. Darwin meets Darwinism Engineer texts himself to death exit or toilet? Biking and Texting Dear John, Where's the bathroom?? Burglar blow up Playing around with buses Dying For A P*ss Death by Beastiality Jumper Sledging through barbed wire Stupid Sledging Girl Dies in Horrific Snow Tragedy Shocking Stupidity! It's snow fun sliding on a car roof Fixed Phone More than 100 dead in Kenya gas bl Sledding - Land Rover Style Sledgers Man dies sliding into crash barrier Failure to Launch Slippery Slope Drunk football fan exits Fasion Statement Fasion Statement Electrocution victim was trying to Sniffer dogs 'panicked' overdose vi Smoking Kills near death by tree near death by tree Girl Dies from Ecstasy Overdose First Mass Darwin Award! Scavengers removed from the gene po Out with a BANG Raccoon bites back Turn the Car Off Before... Mass Darwin for Kenyan Tanker Theiv Smoking's a Blast! A Burning Desire Extreme extinction event Idiot has lit cigarette near fuel Idiot lights cigarette near fuel sp Russian Roulette + knife

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