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Computech Dumbassery
Viagra overdose
Low Flying Drunk CONFIRMED
Fed experts for worst
Russian roulette
Death by Viagra
A good selling point
Man died after Russian roulette
Come on Train!!
Low Flying duck info
Man dies from 12 hour Viagra Orgy
Lice, Hair on Fire
Long Lasting?
Notre Dame's Costly Education
Gasoline can kill more than lice
Woman burned when oxygen ignites
VIagra Overdose
Richard Pryor or Michael Jackson?
Truck Train Crash Part 2
Threesome för 12h + viagra + death
Physical Challenge
Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra-Fuele
Going Out With a Bang
Death by Viagra
Gas Head
teen burned trying to kill headlice
Indiana teen burned trying to kill
Death by Viagra
Gasoline surely kills head lice
He Died With a Smile on His Face
Teenager burned trying to kill head
Bad Hair Day
Lice are a gas!
huh
Viagra Overdose
Viagra orgy man collapses
Viagra orgy man collapses
He Gave it All for the Nookie
Workin' at the Car Wash
Lego-shaped candy
Man killed in truck-train crash
Man Killed By Condom
bloody snow fun
(don't rob) my balls of love/health
Killed driving the wrong way
Feather Chaser
sex marathon...
Holding his Breath
Falling Artist
Head Lice? Try Gasoline
man found dead in thailand
Last sex with a snake.
Man drowns trying to show off.
sex marathon with two girls
Backfire
He can hold his breath forever!
Woman Falls to Death Chasing Feathe
"Graffiti Tagger" Falls To His Deat
Teenager dragged head first in prin
A "Jerk" for the Darwins
Post Hole Digger
Selbstkastration als Liebesbeweis
2 bullets, 1 brain
Crocodile Hunted
Man Joy-Riding Construction Equip.
Volvo Lake
Aspiring lumberjack
iPod vs C-Train
lol
Bullet fired at car
Graffiti Can Be Deadly
Poor Planning
Woman hit by C-Train dies
Man falls to his death on Palmetto
Only in America :)
Man Killed While Playing With Loade
Tagger Signs Off
Suspected 'graffiti writer' falls t
Cruise Control, not Autopilot
phsyco kid
Error
Serbian man neutered himself
A Scene Out of a Classic Cartoon
Shooting Blanks
BBQ-ing INSIDE truck is BAD
Some people are so lazy . ..
Rally: take a better shot
Man dies after injecting industrial
Comstock teen struck by train
SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos
Dying Man Sends Graphic Text
Women hit crossing bussy freeway
Taser teaser
All for a couple extra bucks
Hey Y'all Watch This
Dealer Texted Police To Demand Drug
Last Call
Chinese Mistress Contest Ends in De
MarrieMan loses mistresses and wife
Error in top award
JIFF Peanut Butter
St. {etersberg Student dies after j
Trapped against the wall
Woman dies on 405 after dropping ph
an Italians fires himself to be on
Genoa fan knocked down by Fiorentin
Woman Drops Cell Phone on Highway,
NON-submittal of first date story
Man accidentally kills self with na
Nice Try
Cook a Gook
"...like pouring gas on a fire!"
Michael Myers on Friday The 13th?
Personal Account - Military
RealTV stunt
Fuel and a fool
don't joke with fire...
Love hurts !
Last cigarette!
Man suffocates while hiding
A Darwin Honerable mention cantadat
Idiots with flareguns
Idiots with flareguns
Nailing it.
Omega-3 a mega mistake.
They Might be rednecks part 2
Nailgun Scare ends in Death
Nailgun death
Nailgun death in lovers' row
Woman Electrocutes Herself
Nailed to Death
gravity wins again
Man killed by nailgun
Woman electrocuted while trying to
Man kills himself with nail gun
Unintentional Death by Nailgun
Nailgun death in lovers' row
Nailgun death in lovers' row
With his head in the sand
Nailgun death in lovers' row
Nailgun death in lovers' row
Man killed by nailgun
Nailgun death in lovers row
The bridge is out
Man shoots himself with nailgun
I'm not gonna pay that bill!
Hanhar door crushes man
Stupid Sledger
The might a Redneck...
TEST remove.
Deer in the Headlights
Urinary end
Brit Shagged by Zebra
Policeman sacked after filming hims
Roped Motorbiker
Great Balls on Fire
When Parents Call God Instead
Carbon Monoxide settles!
Newcastle Fans
Loses shoe in near miss
Failure to Launch
Jump the fence
Drunken Man Falls from Palm Tree
Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc
Chinese man killed when cell phone
Electrocution trying to steal coppe
Plane crash at amazon river
Man uses Torch to heat Muzzle Loade
The other side
Copper thief electrocuted at power
Ice Fisherman Road His Snowmobile
Teen choked to death
Australian comedians
TWO KILLED BY GLACIER COLLAPSE
Fishing for trouble
Facebook Fools
'No Swimming' Means 'No Swimming'
Disaster in the snow
Don't hit the Dog
Fishermen Split From Shore
Teenage girl dies in sledge crash
Bridge to Nowhere
Fisherman dies, dozens rescued from
Adrift on the Ice
Motorcyclist chokes himself
Another Near Miss
Man U fan falls to death
Teen choked to death in motorcycle
Dying for a pee
911 kills
Karma is a bitch..
Darwin meets Darwinism
Engineer texts himself to death
exit or toilet?
Biking and Texting
Dear John,
Where's the bathroom??
Burglar blow up
Playing around with buses
Dying For A P*ss
Death by Beastiality
Jumper
Sledging through barbed wire
Stupid Sledging
Girl Dies in Horrific Snow Tragedy
Shocking Stupidity!
It's snow fun sliding on a car roof
Fixed Phone
More than 100 dead in Kenya gas bl
Sledding - Land Rover Style
Sledgers
Man dies sliding into crash barrier
Failure to Launch
Slippery Slope
Drunk football fan exits
Fasion Statement
Fasion Statement
Electrocution victim was trying to
Sniffer dogs 'panicked' overdose vi
Smoking Kills
near death by tree
near death by tree
Girl Dies from Ecstasy Overdose
First Mass Darwin Award!
Scavengers removed from the gene po
Out with a BANG
Raccoon bites back
Turn the Car Off Before...
Mass Darwin for Kenyan Tanker Theiv
Smoking's a Blast!
A Burning Desire
Extreme extinction event
Idiot has lit cigarette near fuel
Idiot lights cigarette near fuel sp
Russian Roulette + knife
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2009 February Slush Pile Rejects

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Computech Dumbassery

Viagra overdose

Low Flying Drunk CONFIRMED

Fed experts for worst

Russian roulette

Death by Viagra

A good selling point

Man died after Russian roulette

Come on Train!!

Low Flying duck info

Man dies from 12 hour Viagra Orgy

Lice, Hair on Fire

Long Lasting?

Notre Dame's Costly Education

Gasoline can kill more than lice

Woman burned when oxygen ignites

VIagra Overdose

Richard Pryor or Michael Jackson?

Truck Train Crash Part 2

Threesome för 12h + viagra + death

Physical Challenge

Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra-Fuele

Going Out With a Bang

Death by Viagra

Gas Head

teen burned trying to kill headlice

Indiana teen burned trying to kill

Death by Viagra

Gasoline surely kills head lice

He Died With a Smile on His Face

Teenager burned trying to kill head

Bad Hair Day

Lice are a gas!

huh

Viagra Overdose

Viagra orgy man collapses

Viagra orgy man collapses

He Gave it All for the Nookie

Workin' at the Car Wash

Lego-shaped candy

Man killed in truck-train crash

Man Killed By Condom

bloody snow fun

(don't rob) my balls of love/health

Killed driving the wrong way

Feather Chaser

sex marathon...

Holding his Breath

Falling Artist

Head Lice? Try Gasoline

man found dead in thailand

Last sex with a snake.

Man drowns trying to show off.

sex marathon with two girls

Backfire

He can hold his breath forever!

Woman Falls to Death Chasing Feathe

"Graffiti Tagger" Falls To His Deat

Teenager dragged head first in prin

A "Jerk" for the Darwins

Post Hole Digger

Selbstkastration als Liebesbeweis

2 bullets, 1 brain

Crocodile Hunted

Man Joy-Riding Construction Equip.

Volvo Lake

Aspiring lumberjack

iPod vs C-Train

lol

Bullet fired at car

Graffiti Can Be Deadly

Poor Planning

Woman hit by C-Train dies

Man falls to his death on Palmetto

Only in America :)

Man Killed While Playing With Loade

Tagger Signs Off

Suspected 'graffiti writer' falls t

Cruise Control, not Autopilot

phsyco kid

Error

Serbian man neutered himself

A Scene Out of a Classic Cartoon

Shooting Blanks

BBQ-ing INSIDE truck is BAD

Some people are so lazy . ..

Rally: take a better shot

Man dies after injecting industrial

Comstock teen struck by train

SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos

Dying Man Sends Graphic Text

Women hit crossing bussy freeway

Taser teaser

All for a couple extra bucks

Hey Y'all Watch This

Dealer Texted Police To Demand Drug

Last Call

Chinese Mistress Contest Ends in De

MarrieMan loses mistresses and wife

Error in top award

JIFF Peanut Butter

St. {etersberg Student dies after j

Trapped against the wall

Woman dies on 405 after dropping ph

an Italians fires himself to be on

Genoa fan knocked down by Fiorentin

Woman Drops Cell Phone on Highway,

NON-submittal of first date story

Man accidentally kills self with na

Nice Try

Cook a Gook

"...like pouring gas on a fire!"

Michael Myers on Friday The 13th?

Personal Account - Military

RealTV stunt

Fuel and a fool

don't joke with fire...

Love hurts !

Last cigarette!

Man suffocates while hiding

A Darwin Honerable mention cantadat

Idiots with flareguns

Idiots with flareguns

Nailing it.

Omega-3 a mega mistake.

They Might be rednecks part 2

Nailgun Scare ends in Death

Nailgun death

Nailgun death in lovers' row

Woman Electrocutes Herself

Nailed to Death

gravity wins again

Man killed by nailgun

Woman electrocuted while trying to

Man kills himself with nail gun

Unintentional Death by Nailgun

Nailgun death in lovers' row

Nailgun death in lovers' row

With his head in the sand

Nailgun death in lovers' row

Nailgun death in lovers' row

Man killed by nailgun

Nailgun death in lovers row

The bridge is out

Man shoots himself with nailgun

I'm not gonna pay that bill!

Hanhar door crushes man

Stupid Sledger

The might a Redneck...

TEST remove.

Deer in the Headlights

Urinary end

Brit Shagged by Zebra

Policeman sacked after filming hims

Roped Motorbiker

Great Balls on Fire

When Parents Call God Instead

Carbon Monoxide settles!

Newcastle Fans

Loses shoe in near miss

Failure to Launch

Jump the fence

Drunken Man Falls from Palm Tree

Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc

Chinese man killed when cell phone

Electrocution trying to steal coppe

Plane crash at amazon river

Man uses Torch to heat Muzzle Loade

The other side

Copper thief electrocuted at power

Ice Fisherman Road His Snowmobile

Teen choked to death

Australian comedians

TWO KILLED BY GLACIER COLLAPSE

Fishing for trouble

Facebook Fools

'No Swimming' Means 'No Swimming'

Disaster in the snow

Don't hit the Dog

Fishermen Split From Shore

Teenage girl dies in sledge crash

Bridge to Nowhere

Fisherman dies, dozens rescued from

Adrift on the Ice

Motorcyclist chokes himself

Another Near Miss

Man U fan falls to death

Teen choked to death in motorcycle

Dying for a pee

911 kills

Karma is a bitch..

Darwin meets Darwinism

Engineer texts himself to death

exit or toilet?

Biking and Texting

Dear John,

Where's the bathroom??

Burglar blow up

Playing around with buses

Dying For A P*ss

Death by Beastiality

Jumper

Sledging through barbed wire

Stupid Sledging

Girl Dies in Horrific Snow Tragedy

Shocking Stupidity!

It's snow fun sliding on a car roof

Fixed Phone

More than 100 dead in Kenya gas bl

Sledding - Land Rover Style

Sledgers

Man dies sliding into crash barrier

Failure to Launch

Slippery Slope

Drunk football fan exits

Fasion Statement

Fasion Statement

Electrocution victim was trying to

Sniffer dogs 'panicked' overdose vi

Smoking Kills

near death by tree

near death by tree

Girl Dies from Ecstasy Overdose

First Mass Darwin Award!

Scavengers removed from the gene po

Out with a BANG

Raccoon bites back

Turn the Car Off Before...

Mass Darwin for Kenyan Tanker Theiv

Smoking's a Blast!

A Burning Desire

Extreme extinction event

Idiot has lit cigarette near fuel

Idiot lights cigarette near fuel sp

Russian Roulette + knife

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