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He was wearing WHAT??? Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b Chico State Student Impaled on Fenc shot off fireworks at their table Killed by Condom Internet Find Drunken Man Shoots Self in Chest Teen "Examines" Firecracker Drop Box Death Cleaning up their stomachs Worst Prison Break Ever yacht captain Man Dies During Sex Act man_died_after_sex_act_went_wrong "Who knew he was a mohel?" man kills self with condom Fanatic Burns himself FYI Getting Warmer DRUG DEALS IN THE POLICE BATHROOM Latrobe Teen Put M-80 Between Thigh One Dead, One Charged Following Gam One Dead, One Charged Following Gam Popper me! Okla. woman freezes to death in rem Teen Put M-80 Between Thighs To Muf Incompetence at sea Big Bang Theory M-80 Moron Teen Muffles Dynamite with Body Teen Put M-80 Between legsTo Muffel Blew up his Berries Bang up idea Superman, He's Not Police: Latrobe Teen Put M-80 Betwe Teen admits firecracker caused limb Fatal shooting ruled covered by sta Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off Brain-Less Cadet Kidneys and drinking Russian Roulette Monster Truck Madness I Can't Title This Appropriately!! Racoon bite genitals of a zoophile Speeding car launches into church r Re: "Angle jump into church roof" Killed by Condom U Haul Ass! The Cops Are Coming!! manhood bit off by racoon Skylight Romance Allegedly drunken man run over and Killed by a condom! Condom Calamity Ovaries V/S Fear: Fear wins. Cigarette, bedbug killer start blaz Fetish Fault Angel jump into church roof I'd Rather Have A Pint Of Guiness The Leech Chronicles Quick draw gone wrong Welder A man killed by his own fence Russian Roulette + knife Norton Shores man dies after slippi Taser Guns - they are so small Arsonist sets fire to self Police say Norton Shores man pushin crack head cracks his head open Classic not planning ahead Glacier Watch Discarded cigarette sets off firewo Parents still found out Sleeping Rapist KARMA Tazing Yourself Dead due to >20 vodka shots Man hit by truck while fleeing Poli All inclusive Actor shot by loaded gun during reh Bubonic Plauge Strikes Al-Qaeda Rapist driven to police station jai Copper thieves electrocuted in SA Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc Al-Qaeda cell killed by Black Death Arab Attacker Killed by hisOwn Rock cellphone comment Don't Hold Your Breath (Near Miss) Skiers Suffers Exposure Attacker Killed by his Own Rock Morons and Lawnmowers Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc Attacker killed by his own rock Eye for an eye - oops Masturbating driver dnt txt ina copter :( Eye for an Eye: Arab Attacker Kille Eye for an Eye Drink all night and go swimming Hellocopter Pilot Brain Freeze Grand-Father goes up in smoke second story disagreement. Presidency at stake Energy/fresh water problem solved Postman loses £130,000 `Metal thief' found dead under pylo Oops Mopedist Three quickly arrested in Brackenri Cemetery Worker Shoots Self looking a gift rifle in the mouth Garbage Picked Muzzleloader Heating jambed gun with torch Heating jambed gun with torch Man killed while cleaning mzzle ldr Man Killed Cleaning Muzzleloader Second time's the charm Man Killed Cleaning Muzzle-Loader Goose wreaks revenge Man Dies After Being Run Over by Ow Muzzleloader discovery leads to dea treat every gun as it were loaded treat every gun as it were loaded Breech of common sense Shopaholic Dies in Avalanche of Clo Student dies in ski resport Man commits suicide after apparent Darwin could have won his award Hiker hit by Amtrak in TUNNEL! Poison the Clowns! Man dies after snowmobile hits trac Man Chose Sterility to Watch Sports Who ordered the Ice Man on Oxygen Dies After Lighting C Dumb Smoker Run AWAY From the Train Drunk escapes Mounties permanently Bad Test Drive Drive your quad into the Lake Balloon Priest Man dies after being hit by train Somali Pirates Drown With Ransom Dwarf Drowns In Trifle Davy Jones' locker Somali Pirates drown as they flee Up, Up, and Away!!! A Quick Escape, To The Afterlife Really Bad K-ARRRR-ma Somali pirates drown with ransom mo 6-Shooter Spin Somali Pirates Perish with Loot suction cup of death The safety barriers are there why? Syracuse teen shoots self in face. Nigh Voltage Photoshoot Frozen into Vehicle Brothers crushed by Glacier Ice Trainsurfer in Denmark Dead Double Decker Bus Accident Hoarder Dies Lost in Own Trash The Masked Moron dead in his truck Importance of the Safety Death plunge taking insect photo Brothers killed at Fox Glacier, NZ SWATted Down in his prime We need a coser look. TRASH LOVELY TRASH Hoarder Dies After Becoming Lost in Ice Sandwich Safety barriers 2 terminal face! Shocking Stupidity 'crush on you' ?? Women killed by train Human Mole Dies of Thirst... Death in a Tangled Web of Trash Man meets cli- Teenagers Die in Garage Chunk of NZ glacier crushes 2 Austr A better photo... Hoarder dies in own trash Photographer plays cat and mouse Manager Stole Money to Send to Scam buried by her shopping Teens choke after sex in car A sex Darwin award shorts Scree incident Woman Sets Husband's Groin on Fire Suicide attack Elderly Iowa pedestrian hit by fros trash maze death Dà fuoco al genero, muore bruciata Fatal Attraction men jump to deaths from icy bridges Teens charged in 'Old-West' shootou Another Forgetful Skydiver Car falls on RI man Heavy Breathing Not A Plus suffocated love Christine Maggiore, prominent HIV s Great Balls Of Fire! Train Wins Teenage couple suffocate after havi A Sunny, Yet Dangerous Spot. Hunter and Ice couple dies in car of c.m. poisonin Panzer Tank to Heaven Glowing Down with the Ship GUNFIGHT AT THE OLD TRAIL CORRAL Dog-loving hunter shoots himself deadly garage intercourse Not for human consumption Surprising climbing man the good hunter welding bottles or rockets. Man lethally irradiates self Dead trying to save his dog Permanent Choker It's Only A Bit Blizzardly Out 'firecracker' darwin Escape escape... Unforgettabe Christmas Man is Crushed in Safeway Compactor Cornwell idiot OBESE WOMAN SOMERSAULTS OUT OF LIFE Uniformly Stupid Seattle Police Kill German History Drunk Nazi Reenactor + cops = dead Garbage Bag Nitrous German Soldier Clad Student Fatally Popcorn Trail Leads Police To Suspe this relationship is over!!! Jeffersonville man dies jumping fro Man killed by Fireworks 12/31/08 Silence isn't always golden. A blast a day keeps the doctor away A young man dies from a surprise "O the wild charge they made!" Horsing Around Killed himself in New Year's Eve Rocket in the head

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