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Elderly Iowa pedestrian hit by fros

2009 Reader Submission
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Associated Press - January 7, 2009 11:34 AM ET

DUBUQUE, Iowa (AP) - An elderly Dubuque man was injured when he was hit by a car after the driver didn't scrap frost off the windshield.

Police say 83-year-old Robert Dohrer was taken to a local hospital, where his condition wasn't immediately known.

He was crossing a street on Monday when he was hit by a car driven by 26-year-old Zachary Brimeyer of Dubuque.

Police say the windshield on Brimeyer's car was completely frosted over.

Brimeyer was cited for obstructed vision, driving without insurance, failure to yield for a pedestrian and no valid driver's license.

Information from: Telegraph Herald, http://www.thonline.com

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Submitted on 01/07/2009

Submitted by: Paul Rowe
Reference: January 7, 2009; 11:34 a.m. EST

Copyright © 2008 DarwinAwards.com

>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, but the man wasn't responsible for being hit by the blinded car driver. Self-selection is a requirement for an award, and there isn't any here.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said.


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