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He was wearing WHAT???
Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b
Chico State Student Impaled on Fenc
shot off fireworks at their table
Killed by Condom
Internet Find
Drunken Man Shoots Self in Chest
Teen "Examines" Firecracker
Drop Box Death
Cleaning up their stomachs
Worst Prison Break Ever
yacht captain
Man Dies During Sex Act
man_died_after_sex_act_went_wrong
"Who knew he was a mohel?"
man kills self with condom
Fanatic Burns himself
FYI
Getting Warmer
DRUG DEALS IN THE POLICE BATHROOM
Latrobe Teen Put M-80 Between Thigh
One Dead, One Charged Following Gam
One Dead, One Charged Following Gam
Popper me!
Okla. woman freezes to death in rem
Teen Put M-80 Between Thighs To Muf
Incompetence at sea
Big Bang Theory
M-80 Moron
Teen Muffles Dynamite with Body
Teen Put M-80 Between legsTo Muffel
Blew up his Berries
Bang up idea
Superman, He's Not
Police: Latrobe Teen Put M-80 Betwe
Teen admits firecracker caused limb
Fatal shooting ruled covered by sta
Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off
Brain-Less Cadet
Kidneys and drinking
Russian Roulette
Monster Truck Madness
I Can't Title This Appropriately!!
Racoon bite genitals of a zoophile
Speeding car launches into church r
Re: "Angle jump into church roof"
Killed by Condom
U Haul Ass! The Cops Are Coming!!
manhood bit off by racoon
Skylight Romance
Allegedly drunken man run over and
Killed by a condom!
Condom Calamity
Ovaries V/S Fear: Fear wins.
Cigarette, bedbug killer start blaz
Fetish Fault
Angel jump into church roof
I'd Rather Have A Pint Of Guiness
The Leech Chronicles
Quick draw gone wrong
Welder
A man killed by his own fence
Russian Roulette + knife
Norton Shores man dies after slippi
Taser Guns - they are so small
Arsonist sets fire to self
Police say Norton Shores man pushin
crack head cracks his head open
Classic not planning ahead
Glacier Watch
Discarded cigarette sets off firewo
Parents still found out
Sleeping Rapist
KARMA
Tazing Yourself
Dead due to >20 vodka shots
Man hit by truck while fleeing Poli
All inclusive
Actor shot by loaded gun during reh
Bubonic Plauge Strikes Al-Qaeda
Rapist driven to police station jai
Copper thieves electrocuted in SA
Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc
Al-Qaeda cell killed by Black Death
Arab Attacker Killed by hisOwn Rock
cellphone comment
Don't Hold Your Breath (Near Miss)
Skiers Suffers Exposure
Attacker Killed by his Own Rock
Morons and Lawnmowers
Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc
Attacker killed by his own rock
Eye for an eye - oops
Masturbating driver
dnt txt ina copter :(
Eye for an Eye: Arab Attacker Kille
Eye for an Eye
Drink all night and go swimming
Hellocopter Pilot
Brain Freeze
Grand-Father goes up in smoke
second story disagreement.
Presidency at stake
Energy/fresh water problem solved
Postman loses £130,000
`Metal thief' found dead under pylo
Oops
Mopedist
Three quickly arrested in Brackenri
Cemetery Worker Shoots Self
looking a gift rifle in the mouth
Garbage Picked Muzzleloader
Heating jambed gun with torch
Heating jambed gun with torch
Man killed while cleaning mzzle ldr
Man Killed Cleaning Muzzleloader
Second time's the charm
Man Killed Cleaning Muzzle-Loader
Goose wreaks revenge
Man Dies After Being Run Over by Ow
Muzzleloader discovery leads to dea
treat every gun as it were loaded
treat every gun as it were loaded
Breech of common sense
Shopaholic Dies in Avalanche of Clo
Student dies in ski resport
Man commits suicide after apparent
Darwin could have won his award
Hiker hit by Amtrak in TUNNEL!
Poison the Clowns!
Man dies after snowmobile hits trac
Man Chose Sterility to Watch Sports
Who ordered the Ice
Man on Oxygen Dies After Lighting C
Dumb Smoker
Run AWAY From the Train
Drunk escapes Mounties permanently
Bad Test Drive
Drive your quad into the Lake
Balloon Priest
Man dies after being hit by train
Somali Pirates Drown With Ransom
Dwarf Drowns In Trifle
Davy Jones' locker
Somali Pirates drown as they flee
Up, Up, and Away!!!
A Quick Escape, To The Afterlife
Really Bad K-ARRRR-ma
Somali pirates drown with ransom mo
6-Shooter Spin
Somali Pirates Perish with Loot
suction cup of death
The safety barriers are there why?
Syracuse teen shoots self in face.
Nigh Voltage Photoshoot
Frozen into Vehicle
Brothers crushed by Glacier Ice
Trainsurfer in Denmark Dead
Double Decker Bus Accident
Hoarder Dies Lost in Own Trash
The Masked Moron
dead in his truck
Importance of the Safety
Death plunge taking insect photo
Brothers killed at Fox Glacier, NZ
SWATted Down in his prime
We need a coser look.
TRASH LOVELY TRASH
Hoarder Dies After Becoming Lost in
Ice Sandwich
Safety barriers 2 terminal face!
Shocking Stupidity
'crush on you' ??
Women killed by train
Human Mole Dies of Thirst...
Death in a Tangled Web of Trash
Man meets cli-
Teenagers Die in Garage
Chunk of NZ glacier crushes 2 Austr
A better photo...
Hoarder dies in own trash
Photographer plays cat and mouse
Manager Stole Money to Send to Scam
buried by her shopping
Teens choke after sex in car A sex
Darwin award shorts
Scree incident
Woman Sets Husband's Groin on Fire
Suicide attack
Elderly Iowa pedestrian hit by fros
trash maze death
Dà fuoco al genero, muore bruciata
Fatal Attraction
men jump to deaths from icy bridges
Teens charged in 'Old-West' shootou
Another Forgetful Skydiver
Car falls on RI man
Heavy Breathing Not A Plus
suffocated love
Christine Maggiore, prominent HIV s
Great Balls Of Fire!
Train Wins
Teenage couple suffocate after havi
A Sunny, Yet Dangerous Spot.
Hunter and Ice
couple dies in car of c.m. poisonin
Panzer Tank to Heaven
Glowing Down with the Ship
GUNFIGHT AT THE OLD TRAIL CORRAL
Dog-loving hunter shoots himself
deadly garage intercourse
Not for human consumption
Surprising climbing man
the good hunter
welding bottles or rockets.
Man lethally irradiates self
Dead trying to save his dog
Permanent Choker
It's Only A Bit Blizzardly Out
'firecracker' darwin
Escape escape...
Unforgettabe Christmas
Man is Crushed in Safeway Compactor
Cornwell idiot
OBESE WOMAN SOMERSAULTS OUT OF LIFE
Uniformly Stupid
Seattle Police Kill German History
Drunk Nazi Reenactor + cops = dead
Garbage Bag Nitrous
German Soldier Clad Student Fatally
Popcorn Trail Leads Police To Suspe
this relationship is over!!!
Jeffersonville man dies jumping fro
Man killed by Fireworks 12/31/08
Silence isn't always golden.
A blast a day keeps the doctor away
A young man dies from a surprise
"O the wild charge they made!"
Horsing Around
Killed himself in New Year's Eve
Rocket in the head
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He was wearing WHAT???

Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b

Chico State Student Impaled on Fenc

shot off fireworks at their table

Killed by Condom

Internet Find

Drunken Man Shoots Self in Chest

Teen "Examines" Firecracker

Drop Box Death

Cleaning up their stomachs

Worst Prison Break Ever

yacht captain

Man Dies During Sex Act

man_died_after_sex_act_went_wrong

"Who knew he was a mohel?"

man kills self with condom

Fanatic Burns himself

FYI

Getting Warmer

DRUG DEALS IN THE POLICE BATHROOM

Latrobe Teen Put M-80 Between Thigh

One Dead, One Charged Following Gam

One Dead, One Charged Following Gam

Popper me!

Okla. woman freezes to death in rem

Teen Put M-80 Between Thighs To Muf

Incompetence at sea

Big Bang Theory

M-80 Moron

Teen Muffles Dynamite with Body

Teen Put M-80 Between legsTo Muffel

Blew up his Berries

Bang up idea

Superman, He's Not

Police: Latrobe Teen Put M-80 Betwe

Teen admits firecracker caused limb

Fatal shooting ruled covered by sta

Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off

Brain-Less Cadet

Kidneys and drinking

Russian Roulette

Monster Truck Madness

I Can't Title This Appropriately!!

Racoon bite genitals of a zoophile

Speeding car launches into church r

Re: "Angle jump into church roof"

Killed by Condom

U Haul Ass! The Cops Are Coming!!

manhood bit off by racoon

Skylight Romance

Allegedly drunken man run over and

Killed by a condom!

Condom Calamity

Ovaries V/S Fear: Fear wins.

Cigarette, bedbug killer start blaz

Fetish Fault

Angel jump into church roof

I'd Rather Have A Pint Of Guiness

The Leech Chronicles

Quick draw gone wrong

Welder

A man killed by his own fence

Russian Roulette + knife

Norton Shores man dies after slippi

Taser Guns - they are so small

Arsonist sets fire to self

Police say Norton Shores man pushin

crack head cracks his head open

Classic not planning ahead

Glacier Watch

Discarded cigarette sets off firewo

Parents still found out

Sleeping Rapist

KARMA

Tazing Yourself

Dead due to >20 vodka shots

Man hit by truck while fleeing Poli

All inclusive

Actor shot by loaded gun during reh

Bubonic Plauge Strikes Al-Qaeda

Rapist driven to police station jai

Copper thieves electrocuted in SA

Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc

Al-Qaeda cell killed by Black Death

Arab Attacker Killed by hisOwn Rock

cellphone comment

Don't Hold Your Breath (Near Miss)

Skiers Suffers Exposure

Attacker Killed by his Own Rock

Morons and Lawnmowers

Arab Attacker Killed by his Own Roc

Attacker killed by his own rock

Eye for an eye - oops

Masturbating driver

dnt txt ina copter :(

Eye for an Eye: Arab Attacker Kille

Eye for an Eye

Drink all night and go swimming

Hellocopter Pilot

Brain Freeze

Grand-Father goes up in smoke

second story disagreement.

Presidency at stake

Energy/fresh water problem solved

Postman loses £130,000

`Metal thief' found dead under pylo

Oops

Mopedist

Three quickly arrested in Brackenri

Cemetery Worker Shoots Self

looking a gift rifle in the mouth

Garbage Picked Muzzleloader

Heating jambed gun with torch

Heating jambed gun with torch

Man killed while cleaning mzzle ldr

Man Killed Cleaning Muzzleloader

Second time's the charm

Man Killed Cleaning Muzzle-Loader

Goose wreaks revenge

Man Dies After Being Run Over by Ow

Muzzleloader discovery leads to dea

treat every gun as it were loaded

treat every gun as it were loaded

Breech of common sense

Shopaholic Dies in Avalanche of Clo

Student dies in ski resport

Man commits suicide after apparent

Darwin could have won his award

Hiker hit by Amtrak in TUNNEL!

Poison the Clowns!

Man dies after snowmobile hits trac

Man Chose Sterility to Watch Sports

Who ordered the Ice

Man on Oxygen Dies After Lighting C

Dumb Smoker

Run AWAY From the Train

Drunk escapes Mounties permanently

Bad Test Drive

Drive your quad into the Lake

Balloon Priest

Man dies after being hit by train

Somali Pirates Drown With Ransom

Dwarf Drowns In Trifle

Davy Jones' locker

Somali Pirates drown as they flee

Up, Up, and Away!!!

A Quick Escape, To The Afterlife

Really Bad K-ARRRR-ma

Somali pirates drown with ransom mo

6-Shooter Spin

Somali Pirates Perish with Loot

suction cup of death

The safety barriers are there why?

Syracuse teen shoots self in face.

Nigh Voltage Photoshoot

Frozen into Vehicle

Brothers crushed by Glacier Ice

Trainsurfer in Denmark Dead

Double Decker Bus Accident

Hoarder Dies Lost in Own Trash

The Masked Moron

dead in his truck

Importance of the Safety

Death plunge taking insect photo

Brothers killed at Fox Glacier, NZ

SWATted Down in his prime

We need a coser look.

TRASH LOVELY TRASH

Hoarder Dies After Becoming Lost in

Ice Sandwich

Safety barriers 2 terminal face!

Shocking Stupidity

'crush on you' ??

Women killed by train

Human Mole Dies of Thirst...

Death in a Tangled Web of Trash

Man meets cli-

Teenagers Die in Garage

Chunk of NZ glacier crushes 2 Austr

A better photo...

Hoarder dies in own trash

Photographer plays cat and mouse

Manager Stole Money to Send to Scam

buried by her shopping

Teens choke after sex in car A sex

Darwin award shorts

Scree incident

Woman Sets Husband's Groin on Fire

Suicide attack

Elderly Iowa pedestrian hit by fros

trash maze death

Dà fuoco al genero, muore bruciata

Fatal Attraction

men jump to deaths from icy bridges

Teens charged in 'Old-West' shootou

Another Forgetful Skydiver

Car falls on RI man

Heavy Breathing Not A Plus

suffocated love

Christine Maggiore, prominent HIV s

Great Balls Of Fire!

Train Wins

Teenage couple suffocate after havi

A Sunny, Yet Dangerous Spot.

Hunter and Ice

couple dies in car of c.m. poisonin

Panzer Tank to Heaven

Glowing Down with the Ship

GUNFIGHT AT THE OLD TRAIL CORRAL

Dog-loving hunter shoots himself

deadly garage intercourse

Not for human consumption

Surprising climbing man

the good hunter

welding bottles or rockets.

Man lethally irradiates self

Dead trying to save his dog

Permanent Choker

It's Only A Bit Blizzardly Out

'firecracker' darwin

Escape escape...

Unforgettabe Christmas

Man is Crushed in Safeway Compactor

Cornwell idiot

OBESE WOMAN SOMERSAULTS OUT OF LIFE

Uniformly Stupid

Seattle Police Kill German History

Drunk Nazi Reenactor + cops = dead

Garbage Bag Nitrous

German Soldier Clad Student Fatally

Popcorn Trail Leads Police To Suspe

this relationship is over!!!

Jeffersonville man dies jumping fro

Man killed by Fireworks 12/31/08

Silence isn't always golden.

A blast a day keeps the doctor away

A young man dies from a surprise

"O the wild charge they made!"

Horsing Around

Killed himself in New Year's Eve

Rocket in the head

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