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2008 December Rejects

Stand Clear, Doors Closing. Merry-go-ouch The DR is not very smart Indoor Barbeque Gas explosion A church organist was found dead at Parenting requires intelligence Santa Shooter Swimming Snowplow Wrong Heater Fuel Blamed for Killer Boat ramp blunder Do not urinate on the rails! Shockingly Stupid The apprentice assassine Train of mistakes ! Lonely man finds bear nuts Man lights 50 sparklers at once A burning desire to impress dying for a smoke Smoker on ventilator burned Bandit shoots off ‘private part’ Big bang, small brain. Taking a leak on railway tracks Railtracks =/= Toilet Call of nature answered on railway Bahngleis als Toilette benutzt Deadly Dump on Rails man jumps from bridge to avoid semi Don't smoke with oxygen Flamin' hot partytrick Daredevil's fatal plunge. We don't sell tobacco to minors. death by condom and laughing gas Mom Killed, Son Hurt By Train Man, Machine & Manure Lagoon lodged snow blower Trashed A Wrong Way to Use a Blowtorch the exploding women How NOT to melt ice. Man using cutting torch to thaw ice Ice Breaker Couple gets lost in snow after trip Impaled Kids watch as dad is electrocuted Man melting snow with blowtorch ign Kite+Power lines+Metal pole=Safe? Blowtorch Man Man melting snow with blowtorch ign Man uses blowtorch to melt snow Ambulance Fail Mass. man melting snow with blowtor The Kite Hunter Man lights home on fire Man melting snow with blowtorch ign http://www.southcoasttoday.com Hardcore rocker strangles himself o The Icecapade! Hunter & Deer Fall to their Deaths When anger backfiress Two potential darwins Son watches father receive a Darwin A total shock Newton he ain't! Shocking! Weiner Slips and Dies Kite electrocution Woman dies in trash compactor father electrocuted in front of kid Kite + Metal Pole + Power Lines Metal pole and powerlines Man dies getting kite off power lin Man Killed Rescuing Kite Kite Zapping Electrocuted Retrieving Kite Man dies getting kite off power lin Man electrocuted while fetching kit Kite a shocking story Motorcycle rear ends truck Lonely man jumps into polar bear’s Man steps into elevator shaft Youth loses face in explosive sex a Mouse's Revenge Man steps into elevator shaft Accidentally stabbed to death Evidence Left at Crime Scene Two arrested in bizarre assault delieverence 2008 Teen injured in sledding accident Historical Darwin Womans set Husband Genitals on Fire SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called Inadequate Training Drew peterson's ladies SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called Stuck on Train Tracks, Called 911 Woman Stuck on Tracks Called 911 FATAL FIRE SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called Drew Peterson New Fiancee Three people killed by foot massage Three young women found dead at Squ Wiggle It teenager who choked himself stalker victim Benton City burglar dies in fire he Blast at Oregon Bank Kills 2 Law En ATM kills woman Over the top Stalkee.. It's the coverup, not the crime Burglar, Burglar, House on Fire Unusual death Lets take the bomb inside the bank! Video shows ATM death was accident blow torches and teachers don't mix flying vendore Man accidentally kills himself with Special Award for G.W. Bush Gregory Wayne Fisher Family cat attacks family jewels bomb technician Bomb Investigation gone wrong The battle of La Marfée Bank blast kills officer, bomb expe iPod + Train man raises temperature of testicles Two Officers Die of Injuries From a Another Blue Day Keep Eyes and Ears on the Road perfect example of a darwin award Mood light & gas don't Mix Steeler comes a copper... Riding Handrail Leads to Death Dieter tries to outdo whale 1guy1cup Copper theft man killed by fumes Man Cuts His Own Throat on Stage Young dies playing of roulette-Russ Man dies during copper theft Idiot Moped driver collides wi mailbox Big Finish Man kills himself playing Russian R Man's arm amputated after collision Kidding with a gun shooted his head Though it was unloaded Pointed pants Russian Roulete ends in death Man lights cigarette, sets face on Man lights cigarette, sets face on Lift shafts You Left The Clubs Too Late. Teen killed, 2 men wounded in chase A Bridge to Nowhere Dead In the Water Now That's A Strong Drink I Hope He Burns for What He Did! Setting the School Aflame Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma Mushroom Madness Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma Suburban indoor barbeque A tender behind Kareoke Croakie Boy Decapitated at Six Flags 8yr old boy with UZI Managing director uses live bomb fo Don't hide here Woman swept to sea during proposal Crossing: look left and right Drink driver ran over himself Man Killed Stealing Wire Wrong Way Wreck Wreaks Woe Gypsy Bang Man fatally stricken while carrying Deer gets revenge Speed Camera racer Texting on Cell, Killed by Train WHEELIE, I CAN DO THIS! Trampled by Bargain Seeker pig headed safety lesson Father Shoots Son With Shotgun (Almost) Gone 2 the Dogs just a picture Man run over by own van Speed Bump Daddy Both Vehicles Were Stolen Accident with Samurai Sword Hard Cider Makes for a Hard Swim No arms, No problem Man drowns in storm drain trying to Shift in reverse

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