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2008 December Rejects
Stand Clear, Doors Closing.
Merry-go-ouch
The DR is not very smart
Indoor Barbeque
Gas explosion
A church organist was found dead at
Parenting requires intelligence
Santa Shooter
Swimming Snowplow
Wrong Heater Fuel Blamed for Killer
Boat ramp blunder
Do not urinate on the rails!
Shockingly Stupid
The apprentice assassine
Train of mistakes !
Lonely man finds bear nuts
Man lights 50 sparklers at once
A burning desire to impress
dying for a smoke
Smoker on ventilator burned
Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
Big bang, small brain.
Taking a leak on railway tracks
Railtracks =/= Toilet
Call of nature answered on railway
Bahngleis als Toilette benutzt
Deadly Dump on Rails
man jumps from bridge to avoid semi
Don't smoke with oxygen
Flamin' hot partytrick
Daredevil's fatal plunge.
We don't sell tobacco to minors.
death by condom and laughing gas
Mom Killed, Son Hurt By Train
Man, Machine & Manure Lagoon
lodged snow blower
Trashed
A Wrong Way to Use a Blowtorch
the exploding women
How NOT to melt ice.
Man using cutting torch to thaw ice
Ice Breaker
Couple gets lost in snow after trip
Impaled
Kids watch as dad is electrocuted
Man melting snow with blowtorch ign
Kite+Power lines+Metal pole=Safe?
Blowtorch Man
Man melting snow with blowtorch ign
Man uses blowtorch to melt snow
Ambulance Fail
Mass. man melting snow with blowtor
The Kite Hunter
Man lights home on fire
Man melting snow with blowtorch ign
http://www.southcoasttoday.com
Hardcore rocker strangles himself o
The Icecapade!
Hunter & Deer Fall to their Deaths
When anger backfiress
Two potential darwins
Son watches father receive a Darwin
A total shock
Newton he ain't!
Shocking!
Weiner Slips and Dies
Kite electrocution
Woman dies in trash compactor
father electrocuted in front of kid
Kite + Metal Pole + Power Lines
Metal pole and powerlines
Man dies getting kite off power lin
Man Killed Rescuing Kite
Kite Zapping
Electrocuted Retrieving Kite
Man dies getting kite off power lin
Man electrocuted while fetching kit
Kite a shocking story
Motorcycle rear ends truck
Lonely man jumps into polar bear’s
Man steps into elevator shaft
Youth loses face in explosive sex a
Mouse's Revenge
Man steps into elevator shaft
Accidentally stabbed to death
Evidence Left at Crime Scene
Two arrested in bizarre assault
delieverence 2008
Teen injured in sledding accident
Historical Darwin
Womans set Husband Genitals on Fire
SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called
Inadequate Training
Drew peterson's ladies
SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called
Stuck on Train Tracks, Called 911
Woman Stuck on Tracks Called 911
FATAL FIRE
SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called
Drew Peterson New Fiancee
Three people killed by foot massage
Three young women found dead at Squ
Wiggle It
teenager who choked himself
stalker victim
Benton City burglar dies in fire he
Blast at Oregon Bank Kills 2 Law En
ATM kills woman
Over the top Stalkee..
It's the coverup, not the crime
Burglar, Burglar, House on Fire
Unusual death
Lets take the bomb inside the bank!
Video shows ATM death was accident
blow torches and teachers don't mix
flying vendore
Man accidentally kills himself with
Special Award for G.W. Bush
Gregory Wayne Fisher
Family cat attacks family jewels
bomb technician
Bomb Investigation gone wrong
The battle of La Marfée
Bank blast kills officer, bomb expe
iPod + Train
man raises temperature of testicles
Two Officers Die of Injuries From a
Another Blue Day
Keep Eyes and Ears on the Road
perfect example of a darwin award
Mood light & gas don't Mix
Steeler comes a copper...
Riding Handrail Leads to Death
Dieter tries to outdo whale
1guy1cup
Copper theft man killed by fumes
Man Cuts His Own Throat on Stage
Young dies playing of roulette-Russ
Man dies during copper theft
Idiot
Moped driver collides wi mailbox
Big Finish
Man kills himself playing Russian R
Man's arm amputated after collision
Kidding with a gun shooted his head
Though it was unloaded
Pointed pants
Russian Roulete ends in death
Man lights cigarette, sets face on
Man lights cigarette, sets face on
Lift shafts
You Left The Clubs Too Late.
Teen killed, 2 men wounded in chase
A Bridge to Nowhere
Dead In the Water
Now That's A Strong Drink
I Hope He Burns for What He Did!
Setting the School Aflame
Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma
Mushroom Madness
Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma
Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma
Suburban indoor barbeque
A tender behind
Kareoke Croakie
Boy Decapitated at Six Flags
8yr old boy with UZI
Managing director uses live bomb fo
Don't hide here
Woman swept to sea during proposal
Crossing: look left and right
Drink driver ran over himself
Man Killed Stealing Wire
Wrong Way Wreck Wreaks Woe
Gypsy Bang
Man fatally stricken while carrying
Deer gets revenge
Speed Camera racer
Texting on Cell, Killed by Train
WHEELIE, I CAN DO THIS!
Trampled by Bargain Seeker
pig headed safety lesson
Father Shoots Son With Shotgun
(Almost) Gone 2 the Dogs
just a picture
Man run over by own van
Speed Bump Daddy
Both Vehicles Were Stolen
Accident with Samurai Sword
Hard Cider Makes for a Hard Swim
No arms, No problem
Man drowns in storm drain trying to
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Darwin Awards
2008 December Slush Pile Rejects

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Stand Clear, Doors Closing.

Merry-go-ouch

The DR is not very smart

Indoor Barbeque

Gas explosion

A church organist was found dead at

Parenting requires intelligence

Santa Shooter

Swimming Snowplow

Wrong Heater Fuel Blamed for Killer

Boat ramp blunder

Do not urinate on the rails!

Shockingly Stupid

The apprentice assassine

Train of mistakes !

Lonely man finds bear nuts

Man lights 50 sparklers at once

A burning desire to impress

dying for a smoke

Smoker on ventilator burned

Bandit shoots off ‘private part’

Big bang, small brain.

Taking a leak on railway tracks

Railtracks =/= Toilet

Call of nature answered on railway

Bahngleis als Toilette benutzt

Deadly Dump on Rails

man jumps from bridge to avoid semi

Don't smoke with oxygen

Flamin' hot partytrick

Daredevil's fatal plunge.

We don't sell tobacco to minors.

death by condom and laughing gas

Mom Killed, Son Hurt By Train

Man, Machine & Manure Lagoon

lodged snow blower

Trashed

A Wrong Way to Use a Blowtorch

the exploding women

How NOT to melt ice.

Man using cutting torch to thaw ice

Ice Breaker

Couple gets lost in snow after trip

Impaled

Kids watch as dad is electrocuted

Man melting snow with blowtorch ign

Kite+Power lines+Metal pole=Safe?

Blowtorch Man

Man melting snow with blowtorch ign

Man uses blowtorch to melt snow

Ambulance Fail

Mass. man melting snow with blowtor

The Kite Hunter

Man lights home on fire

Man melting snow with blowtorch ign

http://www.southcoasttoday.com

Hardcore rocker strangles himself o

The Icecapade!

Hunter & Deer Fall to their Deaths

When anger backfiress

Two potential darwins

Son watches father receive a Darwin

A total shock

Newton he ain't!

Shocking!

Weiner Slips and Dies

Kite electrocution

Woman dies in trash compactor

father electrocuted in front of kid

Kite + Metal Pole + Power Lines

Metal pole and powerlines

Man dies getting kite off power lin

Man Killed Rescuing Kite

Kite Zapping

Electrocuted Retrieving Kite

Man dies getting kite off power lin

Man electrocuted while fetching kit

Kite a shocking story

Motorcycle rear ends truck

Lonely man jumps into polar bear’s

Man steps into elevator shaft

Youth loses face in explosive sex a

Mouse's Revenge

Man steps into elevator shaft

Accidentally stabbed to death

Evidence Left at Crime Scene

Two arrested in bizarre assault

delieverence 2008

Teen injured in sledding accident

Historical Darwin

Womans set Husband Genitals on Fire

SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called

Inadequate Training

Drew peterson's ladies

SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called

Stuck on Train Tracks, Called 911

Woman Stuck on Tracks Called 911

FATAL FIRE

SoCal Woman Stuck on Tracks Called

Drew Peterson New Fiancee

Three people killed by foot massage

Three young women found dead at Squ

Wiggle It

teenager who choked himself

stalker victim

Benton City burglar dies in fire he

Blast at Oregon Bank Kills 2 Law En

ATM kills woman

Over the top Stalkee..

It's the coverup, not the crime

Burglar, Burglar, House on Fire

Unusual death

Lets take the bomb inside the bank!

Video shows ATM death was accident

blow torches and teachers don't mix

flying vendore

Man accidentally kills himself with

Special Award for G.W. Bush

Gregory Wayne Fisher

Family cat attacks family jewels

bomb technician

Bomb Investigation gone wrong

The battle of La Marfée

Bank blast kills officer, bomb expe

iPod + Train

man raises temperature of testicles

Two Officers Die of Injuries From a

Another Blue Day

Keep Eyes and Ears on the Road

perfect example of a darwin award

Mood light & gas don't Mix

Steeler comes a copper...

Riding Handrail Leads to Death

Dieter tries to outdo whale

1guy1cup

Copper theft man killed by fumes

Man Cuts His Own Throat on Stage

Young dies playing of roulette-Russ

Man dies during copper theft

Idiot

Moped driver collides wi mailbox

Big Finish

Man kills himself playing Russian R

Man's arm amputated after collision

Kidding with a gun shooted his head

Though it was unloaded

Pointed pants

Russian Roulete ends in death

Man lights cigarette, sets face on

Man lights cigarette, sets face on

Lift shafts

You Left The Clubs Too Late.

Teen killed, 2 men wounded in chase

A Bridge to Nowhere

Dead In the Water

Now That's A Strong Drink

I Hope He Burns for What He Did!

Setting the School Aflame

Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma

Mushroom Madness

Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma

Gunman on bike hit, killed on Truma

Suburban indoor barbeque

A tender behind

Kareoke Croakie

Boy Decapitated at Six Flags

8yr old boy with UZI

Managing director uses live bomb fo

Don't hide here

Woman swept to sea during proposal

Crossing: look left and right

Drink driver ran over himself

Man Killed Stealing Wire

Wrong Way Wreck Wreaks Woe

Gypsy Bang

Man fatally stricken while carrying

Deer gets revenge

Speed Camera racer

Texting on Cell, Killed by Train

WHEELIE, I CAN DO THIS!

Trampled by Bargain Seeker

pig headed safety lesson

Father Shoots Son With Shotgun

(Almost) Gone 2 the Dogs

just a picture

Man run over by own van

Speed Bump Daddy

Both Vehicles Were Stolen

Accident with Samurai Sword

Hard Cider Makes for a Hard Swim

No arms, No problem

Man drowns in storm drain trying to

Shift in reverse

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