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Black Friday Suspects are casualties in botched Man dies in Oneida County after tre Freak pants fire kills pensioner You dirty rat you ruined my game! Plaxico Burress Man steps out of speeding car after Toy Buyers Double Shooting TwoFer Stuck head first in a sewer Hitchhiking Robber Killed by Car 2 men dead after shots fired in SoC Moped-orolla Not such a Quick Getaway Drunken Idiot drowned in drain 22 year old drowns in street drain Healer dies from untreated wound keys to heaven Yes, pandas are furry... Hitchhiking Robber Killed by Car A Really Cold(play) Concert Rod Hull Last Concert Photographing in a storm drain Titty Twisters When Bite Beats Bark... Literally. P for Park Panda bites student seeking a hug Self Serve Brown Eggs Brown Eggs Moomin madness A moomin Woman falls 15 storeys to her death Man’s idea to break ATM less than s Boy, 12, Dies From Excessive Deodor Suspects are casualties in botched Boy dies from Deoderant use. Mother 'flushed baby by accident' Red Deer Woman Dies in Rollover Texting+Scooter=Telephone Pole Texting Without a Helmet Whip - It deordorant overdose Texting can kill DEO obsession Fifth Time’s a Charm… Died while fixing his own airplane Hey, Watch This! Teaching Yourself to Fly Cops: Cape Girardeau woman kills ma deoderant helps clean up gene pool Woman dies in balcony fall Welder -vs- Artillery Shell Dying for Grilled Meat in Winter She Can Climb Up! The Yin Side of Yang (Hug a Panda) Panda in China zoo bites student wh Crying over spilled milk Boy12 died after too much deodorant Panda Hugs Welder Succumbs To Blast Injuries Welder Succumbs To Blast Injuries Welder Succumbs To Blast Injuries Student who can't read? exploding belch Dogs are only pets. A South Florida college student kil Teen Dies After Hood Surfing Teen dies after hood surfing stunt Woman falls trying to get into cond Former Albertan who fell to her dea Aiken Student Killed While Grilling 19-Year-Old Commits Suicide Live on Twisted Firestarter Man killed after crash students die from grill fumes students die from grill fumes Lethal Lynx Effect Pastry-eating contest claims techie Listening to Homer... Simpson Woman was moving into condo before Woman dies in 15-storey fall from b Pastry-eating contest claims techie SpeedFit The Missing Key commercial suicide by British Telec Darwin Awards Throughout History That Run Down Feeling Boy, 12, dies from heart failure af Charcoal Grill, Drinking in Car "its ok, I'm a Rock Climber" loo explosion hurls boy out of wind Woman falls off balcony Crashing on purpose Heads up... Balcony Climbing? Bad Idea... Woman falls 15 storeys to her death Woman falls to death Acrobatic woman misses balcony woman falls 15 stories. Couple killed in tunnel by train Fall from balconey Wrong Decision Woman dies in 15 storey fall Because it's there, or maybe not I've climbed moutains, this is Easy Venomous snake on the loose after b Carjacker Drown Would you like honey with your toes Woman climbs balcony, dies in 15-s Healer dies after failing to ... Victoria woman falls from balcony "Healer" dies after failing to trea Gangrene: 1, Honey Nil Faith Healer Fails to Heal Sex education in Singapore A final free taxi fare Student arrested twice in same nigh So _that's_ why he was in the drain Why _in_ the drain? Driver hit 55kmh bend at 155kmh Take a sinking boat Man drowns in stormwater drain Tiger Show scrap metal salvagers shotglass Tractor Tree Removal Pop goes the Artillery Shell Cat foord Man Dies During Alleged Wire Theft Student dies after prop gun dischar Stolen Paddleboats Video Game Ultimatum Wire Thief US soldier slaps Iraqi Man fleeing police falls to motorwa Lions vs. Man Five die trying to dismantle shell look before you leap Toasted Thief Toasted Thief Man trying to steal copper dies fro Shocking Demise Suspect jumps 6 floors McDonald's lawsuit Copper thief crushed by telephone p Stealing Copper Man jump into tiger cage in Sin Man stealing phone wire killed Copper thief crushed by telephone p baggy britches Bird on a Wire Husband's coffin kills wife on way Electrocution by microwave writeup - Man kills self Woman dies by fence Royal Navy in firefight with Somal Husband's Coffin Kills Wife Taxes were owed on destroyed home Tree kills Man Brandon Crisp Stealing Wire Woman Joins, Then Quits KKK Death by Coffin Give a boy a gun Liquor Run (Booze and a Pickup} Liquor Run (Booze and a Pickup} convenience store robbery Culling the hurd early Football dispute leaves 2 dead garage fire Alabama Wins Again...Roll Tide Duck Hunter Defies Death Man dies after being hit by train Crimson is....Death! Into the blithering stupidity Unable to swim, hunter survives oce Try harder Wanted to Swim River Drunk driver drives to PS Dying for an X-Box Flammables and a torch don't mix Brandon Crisp Blow Torch Crazy Man burned himself stealing gas Man Set on Fire during gas theft Cobwebs and Blowtorch Georgia man evicts spiders with blo Cleaning cobwebs with blow torch Fire Broom Brandon Crisp Home made nailgun "Terry Fox run" Quick getaway wasn't quick enough.. Zookeeper killed by bear in Japan fire victim smoked while on oxygen DUMB CRIMINAL Most folks just leave flowers.. satellite tv iinstall kills wife Riocochet pouts farmer in hospital. man get eated by piranhas Bugs Bunny confuses South Pole for Electrocuted Trying to Rescue Cat Valet crushes himself with minivan Teen Crushed to Death While Parking Teen killed trying to park van Teen Crushed While Parking Minivan Not Quite Superman Runaway minivan crushes teen valet hunter charged after shooting self hard head meets concret hard head meets concret Burns himself after burning a car Don't kick a train Open throat insert pretzel Biologist Discovers Plague

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