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Comment on Dr. Charles Bizilj Guess He Lost His Happy Thought Drysuit Diver Disabled woman perishes in house fi Tollbooth dummy Shooting Himself with a crossbow Baby dies after pram rolls in river Coroner ID's bike-riding robber kil Fatal Crash Shuts Down Bay Area Com Getting back a the neighbor Girl drowned in Canal Suspect Accidentally Kills Himself Iraqi Wedding No very slow lane available gas, teenagers and a shack Boy kills self with Uzi at gun show Stupid Cyclist Tiger close-up Man's arm trapped in train toilet Blowing-up the Hell's Angels Bunker UK police arrest naked burglary sus When Seat Belts Kill Stupid school project Thief Screws Himself Father Allows son to Fire Uzi icon Comments Recommend HPD: Tee boy shoots himself Man drives into Lake Uzi your daddy New Reason for Gun Control. Air rifle vs Police Assault Rifle Students Trucked Away... Man's arm stuck in train toilet winemakers die treading grapes Woman Killed Riding Moped on I-85 Boy fatally shoots self in Mass. gu Too young for the NRA Brookings man killed in fireworks Boy Accident Kills self With UZ 8yr Old shoots himself Fatal Uzi Wounds at Gun Show Woman dies after jumping train barr http://www.ottawasun.com/News/Nati Hot head Man pulls over undercover cops More info on Eating Contest "Winner Spokane man accidentally shoots sel swordesmanship roadrage man eats too fast and dies for $60 Sodus teen killed during home invas Youths of today Two one eighties at once Stay In School Playing with fire A Tight Squeeze Eating contest Badger Mountain Blues Python Looking for new Owner/Keeper Iraqi Wedding Cheap X-Ray "Hey, watch this" in Arab, Alabama Guns and Phones don't mix B.C. man shoots himself with crossb the A12 The Bride To Be! A12 a12 Standing in front of a gun is just TV (and Propane) Can Kill You! B.C. man shoots self with crossbow B.C. man shoots self with crossbow BC Man Shoots Self in Head Father teaches Son Firearm Safety Man shoots self with crossbow Man Bit by Pet Cobra Real Cop pulled over by Fake Cop WIlliam Tell Shoots Self Mr. Smart attempts suicisde on 20ft Voltage from the height The No Longer Laughing Cavalier Inmate hit pot inside stomach Give a handgun to a 2-year old... Jaywalking Obstacle Course World kissing day a-la Russe Keeping Warm Proves Deadly A dummy, a gun and a wedding Children do the darndest things. 73-year-old killed in hunting accid Man badly injured while mooning car Flamming BBQ Car surfing man badly hurt mooning Man learns the hard way drinking, s Fuzzmooning carsurfer man dies because he refused help Diet Coke and Mentos, Near Death Dalton Blast Work of Bad Bomber Personal Account - Nearly run down sliding down a bridge Fast -- Too Fast -- Escape Toms River man, 69, run over by dum No match for a gas tank Eager for a Darwin Award Welder Oils Flight Mom takes daughter to fight Sword Wielding idiot meets tar Road Rage Swordsmanship Sword attack 'so unnecessary' Sword-wielding motorist killed on t 4 die in motel CO inhalation Kids love toys Dead Stupid Gruesome end for road rage man Sword-wielding maniac Man dies in Quebec cemetery after t Swords and Road Rage DWI dead of Law & Order Politician Sword-wielding motorist killed on t Sword-wielding motorist killed on t Sword-wielding motorist killed Welland man dies in storm sewer Mans car runs him over Man Dies Repairing Grave Dont drink and swim final solution ipeac abortion Digging your own grave Railway Sex Couple Harlem athlete, 19, plunges to deat Harlem athlete, 19, plunges to deat Just dumb Egg Thower Falls Off Roof Austrian Governor drives to hell Teen dies after rooftop 'fall' Tombstone kills man Teen trys to jump roof to roof. Bum Rap Man Falls Off Bridge Bridge slide Bridge Slide of Death Man Dies Jumping On Cars On I-880 Man Dies Jumping On Cars Family fears man drowned in Missour Air Mattress Explosion Train top photography Dumb robber Bridge Slider Most stupid european politician Exploding.... cheese? He hit the trifecta! Didn't Know It Would Happen BME Pain Olympics Thug Spray Man killed by a big rig ghost? Personal Account - Rifle error One Hot Potatoe... A little more Light Woman shoot by stove Motorist Drowns on Flooded Rd The Car Shoots Back! Industrial Blast Kills Man Will he or won't he? DECAPITATED BY BATMAN! Texting Train Engineer Runs Red Lig Road Rage Gone Bad Pipe Bomb Sir? Used Oil+Welding Torch= Big Boom Got a Match? Secret Agent Man Idiot Skateboarder out of the Gene Couple Have Sex On African Train Tr Couple Have Sex On African Train Tr Two Personal Accounts Rental Car Flambee Woman in fatal freezer fall likely Frustrated Boyfriend Heads of My House Autopsy shows N.C. water fall death Darwin no Jutsu! Gun expert shot in hand sues PSNI frozen Car falls on man, kills him in city oops Woman Falls Into Active Volcano, Di Death trap on wheels Youths tell of fatal LPG car explos Fight during driving hurricane Ike Future Darwin Starting Early man checks gas tank with match Chimneys obey gravity Man gets burned while using lighter Breast is Best friday night lights The Dog and the Rabbit Man Crushed By Car In Salvage Yard Car falls on man, kills him in city Boy eaten by crocodiles ManBurnedw/LighterWhileSiphoningGas Didn't pay the bill - and died Death trap on wheels tractor joy ride Man Shoots Himself in Arm Man Burned While Using Lighter To S How much gas do I have? Divers locate suspect after bizarre Selbstmord mit einer Kettensäge Oil thief OPRY Award Darwinian arsonist LPG powered car Learn the Area First One Idiot, Two Accidents Man burned trying to siphon gas Cigatettes and Propane don't mix Mo. woman dies in inflatable slide Man burned trying to siphon gas for Gas Thief Women dice with death

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