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Comment on Dr. Charles Bizilj
Guess He Lost His Happy Thought
Drysuit Diver
Disabled woman perishes in house fi
Tollbooth dummy
Shooting Himself with a crossbow
Baby dies after pram rolls in river
Coroner ID's bike-riding robber kil
Fatal Crash Shuts Down Bay Area Com
Getting back a the neighbor
Girl drowned in Canal
Suspect Accidentally Kills Himself
Iraqi Wedding
No very slow lane available
gas, teenagers and a shack
Boy kills self with Uzi at gun show
Stupid Cyclist
Tiger close-up
Man's arm trapped in train toilet
Blowing-up the Hell's Angels Bunker
UK police arrest naked burglary sus
When Seat Belts Kill
Stupid school project
Thief Screws Himself
Father Allows son to Fire Uzi
icon Comments Recommend HPD: Tee
boy shoots himself
Man drives into Lake
Uzi your daddy
New Reason for Gun Control.
Air rifle vs Police Assault Rifle
Students Trucked Away...
Man's arm stuck in train toilet
winemakers die treading grapes
Woman Killed Riding Moped on I-85
Boy fatally shoots self in Mass. gu
Too young for the NRA
Brookings man killed in fireworks
Boy Accident Kills self With UZ
8yr Old shoots himself
Fatal Uzi Wounds at Gun Show
Woman dies after jumping train barr
http://www.ottawasun.com/News/Nati
Hot head
Man pulls over undercover cops
More info on Eating Contest "Winner
Spokane man accidentally shoots sel
swordesmanship roadrage
man eats too fast and dies for $60
Sodus teen killed during home invas
Youths of today
Two one eighties at once
Stay In School
Playing with fire
A Tight Squeeze
Eating contest
Badger Mountain Blues
Python Looking for new Owner/Keeper
Iraqi Wedding
Cheap X-Ray
"Hey, watch this" in Arab, Alabama
Guns and Phones don't mix
B.C. man shoots himself with crossb
the A12
The Bride To Be!
A12
a12
Standing in front of a gun is just
TV (and Propane) Can Kill You!
B.C. man shoots self with crossbow
B.C. man shoots self with crossbow
BC Man Shoots Self in Head
Father teaches Son Firearm Safety
Man shoots self with crossbow
Man Bit by Pet Cobra
Real Cop pulled over by Fake Cop
WIlliam Tell Shoots Self
Mr. Smart attempts suicisde on 20ft
Voltage from the height
The No Longer Laughing Cavalier
Inmate hit pot inside stomach
Give a handgun to a 2-year old...
Jaywalking Obstacle Course
World kissing day a-la Russe
Keeping Warm Proves Deadly
A dummy, a gun and a wedding
Children do the darndest things.
73-year-old killed in hunting accid
Man badly injured while mooning car
Flamming BBQ
Car surfing man badly hurt mooning
Man learns the hard way drinking, s
Fuzzmooning carsurfer
man dies because he refused help
Diet Coke and Mentos, Near Death
Dalton Blast Work of Bad Bomber
Personal Account - Nearly run down
sliding down a bridge
Fast -- Too Fast -- Escape
Toms River man, 69, run over by dum
No match for a gas tank
Eager for a Darwin Award
Welder Oils Flight
Mom takes daughter to fight
Sword Wielding idiot meets tar
Road Rage Swordsmanship
Sword attack 'so unnecessary'
Sword-wielding motorist killed on t
4 die in motel CO inhalation
Kids love toys
Dead Stupid
Gruesome end for road rage man
Sword-wielding maniac
Man dies in Quebec cemetery after t
Swords and Road Rage
DWI dead of Law & Order Politician
Sword-wielding motorist killed on t
Sword-wielding motorist killed on t
Sword-wielding motorist killed
Welland man dies in storm sewer
Mans car runs him over
Man Dies Repairing Grave
Dont drink and swim
final solution
ipeac abortion
Digging your own grave
Railway Sex Couple
Harlem athlete, 19, plunges to deat
Harlem athlete, 19, plunges to deat
Just dumb
Egg Thower Falls Off Roof
Austrian Governor drives to hell
Teen dies after rooftop 'fall'
Tombstone kills man
Teen trys to jump roof to roof.
Bum Rap
Man Falls Off Bridge
Bridge slide
Bridge Slide of Death
Man Dies Jumping On Cars On I-880
Man Dies Jumping On Cars
Family fears man drowned in Missour
Air Mattress Explosion
Train top photography
Dumb robber
Bridge Slider
Most stupid european politician
Exploding.... cheese?
He hit the trifecta!
Didn't Know It Would Happen
BME Pain Olympics
Thug Spray
Man killed by a big rig ghost?
Personal Account - Rifle error
One Hot Potatoe...
A little more Light
Woman shoot by stove
Motorist Drowns on Flooded Rd
The Car Shoots Back!
Industrial Blast Kills Man
Will he or won't he?
DECAPITATED BY BATMAN!
Texting Train Engineer Runs Red Lig
Road Rage Gone Bad
Pipe Bomb Sir?
Used Oil+Welding Torch= Big Boom
Got a Match?
Secret Agent Man
Idiot Skateboarder out of the Gene
Couple Have Sex On African Train Tr
Couple Have Sex On African Train Tr
Two Personal Accounts
Rental Car Flambee
Woman in fatal freezer fall likely
Frustrated Boyfriend
Heads of My House
Autopsy shows N.C. water fall death
Darwin no Jutsu!
Gun expert shot in hand sues PSNI
frozen
Car falls on man, kills him in city
oops
Woman Falls Into Active Volcano, Di
Death trap on wheels
Youths tell of fatal LPG car explos
Fight during driving
hurricane Ike
Future Darwin Starting Early
man checks gas tank with match
Chimneys obey gravity
Man gets burned while using lighter
Breast is Best
friday night lights
The Dog and the Rabbit
Man Crushed By Car In Salvage Yard
Car falls on man, kills him in city
Boy eaten by crocodiles
ManBurnedw/LighterWhileSiphoningGas
Didn't pay the bill - and died
Death trap on wheels
tractor joy ride
Man Shoots Himself in Arm
Man Burned While Using Lighter To S
How much gas do I have?
Divers locate suspect after bizarre
Selbstmord mit einer Kettensäge
Oil thief
OPRY Award
Darwinian arsonist
LPG powered car
Learn the Area First
One Idiot, Two Accidents
Man burned trying to siphon gas
Cigatettes and Propane don't mix
Mo. woman dies in inflatable slide
Man burned trying to siphon gas for
Gas Thief
Women dice with death
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Comment on Dr. Charles Bizilj

Guess He Lost His Happy Thought

Drysuit Diver

Disabled woman perishes in house fi

Tollbooth dummy

Shooting Himself with a crossbow

Baby dies after pram rolls in river

Coroner ID's bike-riding robber kil

Fatal Crash Shuts Down Bay Area Com

Getting back a the neighbor

Girl drowned in Canal

Suspect Accidentally Kills Himself

Iraqi Wedding

No very slow lane available

gas, teenagers and a shack

Boy kills self with Uzi at gun show

Stupid Cyclist

Tiger close-up

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

Blowing-up the Hell's Angels Bunker

UK police arrest naked burglary sus

When Seat Belts Kill

Stupid school project

Thief Screws Himself

Father Allows son to Fire Uzi

icon Comments Recommend HPD: Tee

boy shoots himself

Man drives into Lake

Uzi your daddy

New Reason for Gun Control.

Air rifle vs Police Assault Rifle

Students Trucked Away...

Man's arm stuck in train toilet

winemakers die treading grapes

Woman Killed Riding Moped on I-85

Boy fatally shoots self in Mass. gu

Too young for the NRA

Brookings man killed in fireworks

Boy Accident Kills self With UZ

8yr Old shoots himself

Fatal Uzi Wounds at Gun Show

Woman dies after jumping train barr

http://www.ottawasun.com/News/Nati

Hot head

Man pulls over undercover cops

More info on Eating Contest "Winner

Spokane man accidentally shoots sel

swordesmanship roadrage

man eats too fast and dies for $60

Sodus teen killed during home invas

Youths of today

Two one eighties at once

Stay In School

Playing with fire

A Tight Squeeze

Eating contest

Badger Mountain Blues

Python Looking for new Owner/Keeper

Iraqi Wedding

Cheap X-Ray

"Hey, watch this" in Arab, Alabama

Guns and Phones don't mix

B.C. man shoots himself with crossb

the A12

The Bride To Be!

A12

a12

Standing in front of a gun is just

TV (and Propane) Can Kill You!

B.C. man shoots self with crossbow

B.C. man shoots self with crossbow

BC Man Shoots Self in Head

Father teaches Son Firearm Safety

Man shoots self with crossbow

Man Bit by Pet Cobra

Real Cop pulled over by Fake Cop

WIlliam Tell Shoots Self

Mr. Smart attempts suicisde on 20ft

Voltage from the height

The No Longer Laughing Cavalier

Inmate hit pot inside stomach

Give a handgun to a 2-year old...

Jaywalking Obstacle Course

World kissing day a-la Russe

Keeping Warm Proves Deadly

A dummy, a gun and a wedding

Children do the darndest things.

73-year-old killed in hunting accid

Man badly injured while mooning car

Flamming BBQ

Car surfing man badly hurt mooning

Man learns the hard way drinking, s

Fuzzmooning carsurfer

man dies because he refused help

Diet Coke and Mentos, Near Death

Dalton Blast Work of Bad Bomber

Personal Account - Nearly run down

sliding down a bridge

Fast -- Too Fast -- Escape

Toms River man, 69, run over by dum

No match for a gas tank

Eager for a Darwin Award

Welder Oils Flight

Mom takes daughter to fight

Sword Wielding idiot meets tar

Road Rage Swordsmanship

Sword attack 'so unnecessary'

Sword-wielding motorist killed on t

4 die in motel CO inhalation

Kids love toys

Dead Stupid

Gruesome end for road rage man

Sword-wielding maniac

Man dies in Quebec cemetery after t

Swords and Road Rage

DWI dead of Law & Order Politician

Sword-wielding motorist killed on t

Sword-wielding motorist killed on t

Sword-wielding motorist killed

Welland man dies in storm sewer

Mans car runs him over

Man Dies Repairing Grave

Dont drink and swim

final solution

ipeac abortion

Digging your own grave

Railway Sex Couple

Harlem athlete, 19, plunges to deat

Harlem athlete, 19, plunges to deat

Just dumb

Egg Thower Falls Off Roof

Austrian Governor drives to hell

Teen dies after rooftop 'fall'

Tombstone kills man

Teen trys to jump roof to roof.

Bum Rap

Man Falls Off Bridge

Bridge slide

Bridge Slide of Death

Man Dies Jumping On Cars On I-880

Man Dies Jumping On Cars

Family fears man drowned in Missour

Air Mattress Explosion

Train top photography

Dumb robber

Bridge Slider

Most stupid european politician

Exploding.... cheese?

He hit the trifecta!

Didn't Know It Would Happen

BME Pain Olympics

Thug Spray

Man killed by a big rig ghost?

Personal Account - Rifle error

One Hot Potatoe...

A little more Light

Woman shoot by stove

Motorist Drowns on Flooded Rd

The Car Shoots Back!

Industrial Blast Kills Man

Will he or won't he?

DECAPITATED BY BATMAN!

Texting Train Engineer Runs Red Lig

Road Rage Gone Bad

Pipe Bomb Sir?

Used Oil+Welding Torch= Big Boom

Got a Match?

Secret Agent Man

Idiot Skateboarder out of the Gene

Couple Have Sex On African Train Tr

Couple Have Sex On African Train Tr

Two Personal Accounts

Rental Car Flambee

Woman in fatal freezer fall likely

Frustrated Boyfriend

Heads of My House

Autopsy shows N.C. water fall death

Darwin no Jutsu!

Gun expert shot in hand sues PSNI

frozen

Car falls on man, kills him in city

oops

Woman Falls Into Active Volcano, Di

Death trap on wheels

Youths tell of fatal LPG car explos

Fight during driving

hurricane Ike

Future Darwin Starting Early

man checks gas tank with match

Chimneys obey gravity

Man gets burned while using lighter

Breast is Best

friday night lights

The Dog and the Rabbit

Man Crushed By Car In Salvage Yard

Car falls on man, kills him in city

Boy eaten by crocodiles

ManBurnedw/LighterWhileSiphoningGas

Didn't pay the bill - and died

Death trap on wheels

tractor joy ride

Man Shoots Himself in Arm

Man Burned While Using Lighter To S

How much gas do I have?

Divers locate suspect after bizarre

Selbstmord mit einer Kettensäge

Oil thief

OPRY Award

Darwinian arsonist

LPG powered car

Learn the Area First

One Idiot, Two Accidents

Man burned trying to siphon gas

Cigatettes and Propane don't mix

Mo. woman dies in inflatable slide

Man burned trying to siphon gas for

Gas Thief

Women dice with death

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