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Hurricane Party Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm If thy hand (or arm!) offend thee.. RV Surfer Redneck Drinkin' Games Riding High? Keyboard Cleaner Huffers Death by cleaning spray Stolen Motorcycle Death Ciggie Stupidity # 589 Young Man's Deadly Bet Young Man's Deadly Bet Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Blan Man loses bet, dies Worst Hit Man Ever A Box Worth Bleeding For That's no sun roof Bubba, Man Dies Stealing Copper Thief Hides in Trash Compactor Man Dies Falling on Butcher Knife The Death of a Sexist Pig. Python kills student zookeeper man falls on knife Common Sense is not so common Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K Venezuelan zookeeper Hangover on an Overhang Explosive Dance Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K No Coat Hangers? Late Night Booze Cruise Python kills careless student How not Unlock a Car Kitesurfer tackle Hurricane Fay Key Problem Solving - Directors Cut Drowned Hikers Knifed by "Spare Key" Man dies after falling on knife man falls on kife and dies. Surfer Slam Man stabs self to death Fay-Slammed Kite Surfer Man Dies After Falling on Knife Man dies saving children. Step Back! This might be dangerous Chainsaw Booby Trap Explosion at Niger arms handover Man and the Chipper Woman Dies In Golf Cart Wreck Text blaze Dane buries himself Burgler can not open unlocked safe Sinking Snowmobile Wet Suit Minister Wait for the end, not the lull The getaway driver forgot something Bus Provides Door To Door Service Woman Crushed in Trash Compactor Hurricane Ivan (True Story) Trapped by a shoelace Fart lighting can be dangerous Of course it was the texting that k Crocodile eats man who sought bless woman drowns during Fa Whatever will be, will be A Crushing Blow A killed witness kite surfer again kay Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who s A crocodile's blessing Woman dies of injuries after being Florida Kite Boarder (during storm) Kite-surfer who hit building improv Boy burned by fart Trash Compcator wind surfer Suspect crushed in trash compactor Surf in wagon Squashed Shopping Crush Diamond Shoplifter Crushed in Compactor Woman Crushed in Trash Compactor Kite Wind Surfing During TS Fay Women crushed in trash compactor Batman over head. Compact This Suspect Crushed in Trash Compactor kitesurfing in a tropical storm Kevin Kearney, Hurricane Fay Kite S Fart-lighting youth in petrol can m Fay's winds toss kite-surfer. Compact Hiding Space gas lighting stunt goes wrong She falls off from the 4th floor sa Man shoots six bullets in head and fire sparks safety warning Another Kite Surfer Crushing Defeat Theft suspect crushed in trash comp Trash Compacted Woman Dies Hiding from Police Flattened to the MAXX. TJ Maxx Shoplifter Crushed In Compa shoplifter crushed in trash compact Thief crushed in trash compactor Taking Out the Trash Hide & Seek Crushed by Compactor Wind surfer during Tropical Storm Tropical Storm Fay Slams Kite Surfe Tropical Storm Fay Kite Surfer Drunk Cyclist Dead Right Shoplifting suspect crushed Mich. shoplifting suspect crushed i Trashed shoplifter TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer Fort Lauderdale kite surfer in crit Kite Surfer in Waterspout Escape plans crushed Shoplifter gets compacted Kite Surfer Surf Tropical Storm Fay Extreme sports, tropical storms, an Parasails and Hurricane's Don't Mix Kite Surfer 2 (TS Fay 2008) Man siphoning gas burns self, house Girl, drunk, texts, wrecks and dies Kite surfer in critical condition Motorcyclist Drives Through Wall kiting in a storm Kite sailing accident kite surfing in a Tropical Storm Tampering With Electric Meter After Home Spider Extermination Wild West Shooting Centre he's targ One reason not to trust bus drivers Motorcycle vs Parking lot wall Texting, drinking and driving... Man shoots himself in head Road Rage is not healthy for you Girl in Fatal Wreck Sent Text Messa Gun range target? Man goes onto gun range, dies Man runs on shooting range, is shot Man runs on shooting range, is shot sleeping beauties Girl in Fatal Wreck Sent Text Messa Clibms to roof of electric train Woman sprinkled Chicken Chicken Chicken Stunning attack Killer hairdo German drinks gasoline and burn 'Bored’ teen in River Taff rescue d Gifted Student Hospitalized After D Man stuck trying to have sex with p bullet proof, NOT knife proof Unsafe sex unsafe sex Unsafe Sex Touch-n-Go Gutless Wonder Man killed trying to rescue dog attempted dog rescue goes down hole Orca Avenger Stolen Handgun Man Humps Bench, gets stuck Wow! This Stuff Sure Smells Good! UL'd again Can't swim, No Vest, Canoe = Drown Scalpeling a bullet Brookings Bombinb trailer trouble Killed when put head in hi tension Must... Save... Bicycle... Let Them Eat Cake Bench Humper The Idiot Box Robber Shoots Self cop shoots at a turtle, kills self Driver's error Poker Genus Man choked in cake-eating contest Remember to Put it in Park, 'Kay? Train Vs. Man Train Vs. Man Sandrat Killed In His Own Trap One cake too far. Man choked to death in fairy cake e Fairycake Fatality Man choked in cake-eating contest Near-miss Cheerleaded Mass-Suicide Man chokes on Cake Mountain Lion Attack Manitoban killed on flying mattress more than he could chew Cake eating competitor chokes, dies Man choked in cake-eating contest Death by Fairy Cake cup cake Man choked in cake-eating contest Cake eater Man choked in cake-eating contest Man choked in cake eating contest Can't have your cake and eat it Freefall D. Rector. Tinkering with electric meter Theif Burned on Utility Pole Dies Hold onto that hat! Teenager dies in sand dune Don't Text and Drive Fireworks 101 extends ladder into a high voltage Will it fit? Grenades can hurt you too! Boy dies in sand tunnel k2 climbers Copper thief shocked at response Man dies of burns suffered Motorcycle Road Rage Carbon Monoxide Kills Boy dies when sand tunnel collapses Copper Thief - Slow Cash Out Copper thief charged Stuck on You You Will Be Assimilated Man fried while stealing cabels Bullet proof yes! Knife proof NO! thief stuck under trash bin@landfil Man dies tampering w/ electric mete Man chokes swallowing drugs Welder lit flame near servo Looking under the bin Spider-boy Lovers' tiff ends in death dive Ex-cop accidentally killed himself Burglar Dies In Own Blaze Trying to rekindle the spark Man dies falling in sewer Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El He won't do that gain Right Where It Hurts Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El Man Dies Jumpering Electric Meter Bubba and the Lectric Company Jumper Cables are for Cars! Jumping the House Man Electrocutes Self Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El Bump in PRICE? Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El Man Dies trying to Jump Start House Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El SC Suspect Gets Stuck UnderTrashBin Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El Up;up; and away

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