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Hurricane Party
Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm
If thy hand (or arm!) offend thee..
RV Surfer
Redneck Drinkin' Games
Riding High?
Keyboard Cleaner Huffers
Death by cleaning spray
Stolen Motorcycle Death
Ciggie Stupidity # 589
Young Man's Deadly Bet
Young Man's Deadly Bet
Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Blan
Man loses bet, dies
Worst Hit Man Ever
A Box Worth Bleeding For
That's no sun roof Bubba,
Man Dies Stealing Copper
Thief Hides in Trash Compactor
Man Dies Falling on Butcher Knife
The Death of a Sexist Pig.
Python kills student zookeeper
man falls on knife
Common Sense is not so common
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
Venezuelan zookeeper
Hangover on an Overhang
Explosive Dance
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
No Coat Hangers?
Late Night Booze Cruise
Python kills careless student
How not Unlock a Car
Kitesurfer tackle Hurricane Fay
Key Problem Solving - Directors Cut
Drowned Hikers
Knifed by "Spare Key"
Man dies after falling on knife
man falls on kife and dies.
Surfer Slam
Man stabs self to death
Fay-Slammed Kite Surfer
Man Dies After Falling on Knife
Man dies saving children.
Step Back! This might be dangerous
Chainsaw Booby Trap
Explosion at Niger arms handover
Man and the Chipper
Woman Dies In Golf Cart Wreck
Text blaze
Dane buries himself
Burgler can not open unlocked safe
Sinking Snowmobile
Wet Suit Minister
Wait for the end, not the lull
The getaway driver forgot something
Bus Provides Door To Door Service
Woman Crushed in Trash Compactor
Hurricane Ivan (True Story)
Trapped by a shoelace
Fart lighting can be dangerous
Of course it was the texting that k
Crocodile eats man who sought bless
woman drowns during Fa
Whatever will be, will be
A Crushing Blow
A killed witness
kite surfer again kay
Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who s
A crocodile's blessing
Woman dies of injuries after being
Florida Kite Boarder (during storm)
Kite-surfer who hit building improv
Boy burned by fart
Trash Compcator
wind surfer
Suspect crushed in trash compactor
Surf in wagon
Squashed
Shopping Crush
Diamond
Shoplifter Crushed in Compactor
Woman Crushed in Trash Compactor
Kite Wind Surfing During TS Fay
Women crushed in trash compactor
Batman over head.
Compact This
Suspect Crushed in Trash Compactor
kitesurfing in a tropical storm
Kevin Kearney, Hurricane Fay Kite S
Fart-lighting youth in petrol can m
Fay's winds toss kite-surfer.
Compact Hiding Space
gas lighting stunt goes wrong
She falls off from the 4th floor sa
Man shoots six bullets in head and
fire sparks safety warning
Another Kite Surfer
Crushing Defeat
Theft suspect crushed in trash comp
Trash Compacted
Woman Dies Hiding from Police
Flattened to the MAXX.
TJ Maxx Shoplifter Crushed In Compa
shoplifter crushed in trash compact
Thief crushed in trash compactor
Taking Out the Trash
Hide & Seek
Crushed by Compactor
Wind surfer during Tropical Storm
Tropical Storm Fay Slams Kite Surfe
Tropical Storm Fay Kite Surfer
Drunk Cyclist Dead Right
Shoplifting suspect crushed
Mich. shoplifting suspect crushed i
Trashed shoplifter
TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer
Fort Lauderdale kite surfer in crit
Kite Surfer in Waterspout
Escape plans crushed
Shoplifter gets compacted
Kite Surfer Surf Tropical Storm Fay
Extreme sports, tropical storms, an
Parasails and Hurricane's Don't Mix
Kite Surfer 2 (TS Fay 2008)
Man siphoning gas burns self, house
Girl, drunk, texts, wrecks and dies
Kite surfer in critical condition
Motorcyclist Drives Through Wall
kiting in a storm
Kite sailing accident
kite surfing in a Tropical Storm
Tampering With Electric Meter After
Home Spider Extermination
Wild West Shooting Centre he's targ
One reason not to trust bus drivers
Motorcycle vs Parking lot wall
Texting, drinking and driving...
Man shoots himself in head
Road Rage is not healthy for you
Girl in Fatal Wreck Sent Text Messa
Gun range target?
Man goes onto gun range, dies
Man runs on shooting range, is shot
Man runs on shooting range, is shot
sleeping beauties
Girl in Fatal Wreck Sent Text Messa
Clibms to roof of electric train
Woman sprinkled
Chicken Chicken Chicken
Stunning attack
Killer hairdo
German drinks gasoline and burn
'Bored’ teen in River Taff rescue d
Gifted Student Hospitalized After D
Man stuck trying to have sex with p
bullet proof, NOT knife proof
Unsafe sex
unsafe sex
Unsafe Sex
Touch-n-Go
Gutless Wonder
Man killed trying to rescue dog
attempted dog rescue goes down hole
Orca Avenger
Stolen Handgun
Man Humps Bench, gets stuck
Wow! This Stuff Sure Smells Good!
UL'd again
Can't swim, No Vest, Canoe = Drown
Scalpeling a bullet
Brookings Bombinb
trailer trouble
Killed when put head in hi tension
Must... Save... Bicycle...
Let Them Eat Cake
Bench Humper
The Idiot Box
Robber Shoots Self
cop shoots at a turtle, kills self
Driver's error
Poker Genus
Man choked in cake-eating contest
Remember to Put it in Park, 'Kay?
Train Vs. Man
Train Vs. Man
Sandrat Killed In His Own Trap
One cake too far.
Man choked to death in fairy cake e
Fairycake Fatality
Man choked in cake-eating contest
Near-miss Cheerleaded Mass-Suicide
Man chokes on Cake
Mountain Lion Attack
Manitoban killed on flying mattress
more than he could chew
Cake eating competitor chokes, dies
Man choked in cake-eating contest
Death by Fairy Cake
cup cake
Man choked in cake-eating contest
Cake eater
Man choked in cake-eating contest
Man choked in cake eating contest
Can't have your cake and eat it
Freefall D. Rector.
Tinkering with electric meter
Theif Burned on Utility Pole Dies
Hold onto that hat!
Teenager dies in sand dune
Don't Text and Drive
Fireworks 101
extends ladder into a high voltage
Will it fit?
Grenades can hurt you too!
Boy dies in sand tunnel
k2 climbers
Copper thief shocked at response
Man dies of burns suffered
Motorcycle Road Rage
Carbon Monoxide Kills
Boy dies when sand tunnel collapses
Copper Thief - Slow Cash Out
Copper thief charged
Stuck on You
You Will Be Assimilated
Man fried while stealing cabels
Bullet proof yes! Knife proof NO!
thief stuck under trash bin@landfil
Man dies tampering w/ electric mete
Man chokes swallowing drugs
Welder lit flame near servo
Looking under the bin
Spider-boy
Lovers' tiff ends in death dive
Ex-cop accidentally killed himself
Burglar Dies In Own Blaze
Trying to rekindle the spark
Man dies falling in sewer
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
He won't do that gain
Right Where It Hurts
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
Man Dies Jumpering Electric Meter
Bubba and the Lectric Company
Jumper Cables are for Cars!
Jumping the House
Man Electrocutes Self
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
Bump in PRICE?
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
Man Dies trying to Jump Start House
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
SC Suspect Gets Stuck UnderTrashBin
Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El
Up;up; and away
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Hurricane Party

Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm

If thy hand (or arm!) offend thee..

RV Surfer

Redneck Drinkin' Games

Riding High?

Keyboard Cleaner Huffers

Death by cleaning spray

Stolen Motorcycle Death

Ciggie Stupidity # 589

Young Man's Deadly Bet

Young Man's Deadly Bet

Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Blan

Man loses bet, dies

Worst Hit Man Ever

A Box Worth Bleeding For

That's no sun roof Bubba,

Man Dies Stealing Copper

Thief Hides in Trash Compactor

Man Dies Falling on Butcher Knife

The Death of a Sexist Pig.

Python kills student zookeeper

man falls on knife

Common Sense is not so common

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K

Venezuelan zookeeper

Hangover on an Overhang

Explosive Dance

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K

No Coat Hangers?

Late Night Booze Cruise

Python kills careless student

How not Unlock a Car

Kitesurfer tackle Hurricane Fay

Key Problem Solving - Directors Cut

Drowned Hikers

Knifed by "Spare Key"

Man dies after falling on knife

man falls on kife and dies.

Surfer Slam

Man stabs self to death

Fay-Slammed Kite Surfer

Man Dies After Falling on Knife

Man dies saving children.

Step Back! This might be dangerous

Chainsaw Booby Trap

Explosion at Niger arms handover

Man and the Chipper

Woman Dies In Golf Cart Wreck

Text blaze

Dane buries himself

Burgler can not open unlocked safe

Sinking Snowmobile

Wet Suit Minister

Wait for the end, not the lull

The getaway driver forgot something

Bus Provides Door To Door Service

Woman Crushed in Trash Compactor

Hurricane Ivan (True Story)

Trapped by a shoelace

Fart lighting can be dangerous

Of course it was the texting that k

Crocodile eats man who sought bless

woman drowns during Fa

Whatever will be, will be

A Crushing Blow

A killed witness

kite surfer again kay

Crocodile eats Bangladesh man who s

A crocodile's blessing

Woman dies of injuries after being

Florida Kite Boarder (during storm)

Kite-surfer who hit building improv

Boy burned by fart

Trash Compcator

wind surfer

Suspect crushed in trash compactor

Surf in wagon

Squashed

Shopping Crush

Diamond

Shoplifter Crushed in Compactor

Woman Crushed in Trash Compactor

Kite Wind Surfing During TS Fay

Women crushed in trash compactor

Batman over head.

Compact This

Suspect Crushed in Trash Compactor

kitesurfing in a tropical storm

Kevin Kearney, Hurricane Fay Kite S

Fart-lighting youth in petrol can m

Fay's winds toss kite-surfer.

Compact Hiding Space

gas lighting stunt goes wrong

She falls off from the 4th floor sa

Man shoots six bullets in head and

fire sparks safety warning

Another Kite Surfer

Crushing Defeat

Theft suspect crushed in trash comp

Trash Compacted

Woman Dies Hiding from Police

Flattened to the MAXX.

TJ Maxx Shoplifter Crushed In Compa

shoplifter crushed in trash compact

Thief crushed in trash compactor

Taking Out the Trash

Hide & Seek

Crushed by Compactor

Wind surfer during Tropical Storm

Tropical Storm Fay Slams Kite Surfe

Tropical Storm Fay Kite Surfer

Drunk Cyclist Dead Right

Shoplifting suspect crushed

Mich. shoplifting suspect crushed i

Trashed shoplifter

TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer

Fort Lauderdale kite surfer in crit

Kite Surfer in Waterspout

Escape plans crushed

Shoplifter gets compacted

Kite Surfer Surf Tropical Storm Fay

Extreme sports, tropical storms, an

Parasails and Hurricane's Don't Mix

Kite Surfer 2 (TS Fay 2008)

Man siphoning gas burns self, house

Girl, drunk, texts, wrecks and dies

Kite surfer in critical condition

Motorcyclist Drives Through Wall

kiting in a storm

Kite sailing accident

kite surfing in a Tropical Storm

Tampering With Electric Meter After

Home Spider Extermination

Wild West Shooting Centre he's targ

One reason not to trust bus drivers

Motorcycle vs Parking lot wall

Texting, drinking and driving...

Man shoots himself in head

Road Rage is not healthy for you

Girl in Fatal Wreck Sent Text Messa

Gun range target?

Man goes onto gun range, dies

Man runs on shooting range, is shot

Man runs on shooting range, is shot

sleeping beauties

Girl in Fatal Wreck Sent Text Messa

Clibms to roof of electric train

Woman sprinkled

Chicken Chicken Chicken

Stunning attack

Killer hairdo

German drinks gasoline and burn

'Bored’ teen in River Taff rescue d

Gifted Student Hospitalized After D

Man stuck trying to have sex with p

bullet proof, NOT knife proof

Unsafe sex

unsafe sex

Unsafe Sex

Touch-n-Go

Gutless Wonder

Man killed trying to rescue dog

attempted dog rescue goes down hole

Orca Avenger

Stolen Handgun

Man Humps Bench, gets stuck

Wow! This Stuff Sure Smells Good!

UL'd again

Can't swim, No Vest, Canoe = Drown

Scalpeling a bullet

Brookings Bombinb

trailer trouble

Killed when put head in hi tension

Must... Save... Bicycle...

Let Them Eat Cake

Bench Humper

The Idiot Box

Robber Shoots Self

cop shoots at a turtle, kills self

Driver's error

Poker Genus

Man choked in cake-eating contest

Remember to Put it in Park, 'Kay?

Train Vs. Man

Train Vs. Man

Sandrat Killed In His Own Trap

One cake too far.

Man choked to death in fairy cake e

Fairycake Fatality

Man choked in cake-eating contest

Near-miss Cheerleaded Mass-Suicide

Man chokes on Cake

Mountain Lion Attack

Manitoban killed on flying mattress

more than he could chew

Cake eating competitor chokes, dies

Man choked in cake-eating contest

Death by Fairy Cake

cup cake

Man choked in cake-eating contest

Cake eater

Man choked in cake-eating contest

Man choked in cake eating contest

Can't have your cake and eat it

Freefall D. Rector.

Tinkering with electric meter

Theif Burned on Utility Pole Dies

Hold onto that hat!

Teenager dies in sand dune

Don't Text and Drive

Fireworks 101

extends ladder into a high voltage

Will it fit?

Grenades can hurt you too!

Boy dies in sand tunnel

k2 climbers

Copper thief shocked at response

Man dies of burns suffered

Motorcycle Road Rage

Carbon Monoxide Kills

Boy dies when sand tunnel collapses

Copper Thief - Slow Cash Out

Copper thief charged

Stuck on You

You Will Be Assimilated

Man fried while stealing cabels

Bullet proof yes! Knife proof NO!

thief stuck under trash bin@landfil

Man dies tampering w/ electric mete

Man chokes swallowing drugs

Welder lit flame near servo

Looking under the bin

Spider-boy

Lovers' tiff ends in death dive

Ex-cop accidentally killed himself

Burglar Dies In Own Blaze

Trying to rekindle the spark

Man dies falling in sewer

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

He won't do that gain

Right Where It Hurts

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

Man Dies Jumpering Electric Meter

Bubba and the Lectric Company

Jumper Cables are for Cars!

Jumping the House

Man Electrocutes Self

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

Bump in PRICE?

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

Man Dies trying to Jump Start House

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

SC Suspect Gets Stuck UnderTrashBin

Arkansas Man Dies Tampering With El

Up;up; and away

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