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Arkansas Man Electrocuted
Rattlesnake Burns Down House
Natural Selection by Electrocution
electrocution
Drunk nude sunbather impaled
Yet another copper thief
A bad Habit gets wrose
greyhound bus slasher
Ark. man dies tampering with electr
Man crushed to death when tree fall
Faulkner Co. Man Dies Tampering Wit
Fatal wound was self-inflicted
Bulletproof vest not knifeproof
Oz man cracks one off while speedin
Self inflicted stab wound
Fatal Wound was self-inflicted
Hook Line and ....
Tree to many
driver abuses speed limit and himse
issac " poty boy "
Ballooning priest's ID confirmed
Prosecutor robbed downtown
Flying priest death confirmed !!!
Dozens blinded in India looking for
Waving goodbye
Pissing on a railway line
Underwear chicken dare puts man in
Teen Dies After Being Buried Under
Man Shoots Self in head
Did the earth move for you?
Rhode Drunk
Potential Darwin Contender
Man dies during attempted break-in,
Woman Runs over Herself
Canoeing over a dam
it really does work
eye and door opening experience
Bremerton woman's cigarette sets ox
Looking to Blow My Mind ...
Man cuts off own head with chainsaw
Woman gets run over by train
Hydro Hookup Kills Man
Smoker Sets Their O2 Tank Ablaze
Here's a Church, There Goes Steeple
Girl burned herself alive in a car.
Man dies after urinating on live ra
New Nominee
Forgetful Dad
Ont. man dies after trying to recon
The Death of Superman
Jack Frost's Revenge
Should Have Known Better
Would-Be Thief Breaks Neck in Windo
Underwear Chicken Dare
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
the man vs the train
Grenade maker blows himself up.
The Near End of Captain Underpants
Teen dies four days after Jamesvill
Live Rail Urination Death
Urinating man electrocuted
Would-be burglar breaks neck in win
Sterile a millisecond before death
Beer & Trains don't mix
Game led to Belgrade shooting
Shock cock
Eletrocuted for having a pee
Polish tourist killed by urinating
Pee'd Off
BZZAP!! More monsoon Madness.
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
Semi-naked Chicken w/ cars
Wiccan stabs her foot during Ritual
Personal check used for hold up
Man Trampled By Bull
Polish tourist killed by urinating
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Man critical after playing 'chicken
Tourist killed by urinating on rail
head hits pole while throwing a roc
Headstrong Break-In
Killed peeing on live train track
Easy-to-Find Bank Robber
Man Pees Himself To Death
Break-in attempt turns deadly in Ch
Hangin' Around
Live Rail Leak
Better Places to Pee
Urinating on live rail in London
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
Man dies at London's Vauxhall stati
man dies after urinating on railway
Peeing on a live track
Man Blows Up Apartment
Would-be burglar breaks neck in win
Urinating on live rail track
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
Man died 'urinating on live rail'
man dies urinating on live rail
Man died 'urinating on live ra
Don't Piss on the Subway Darling
Electric "Toilet"
Killed peeing on live train track
Name that smell...
Man Dies Urinating On Live Rail
man killed urinating on electrified
Man Dies Urinating on Live Rail
When it rains, It Pours Darwins!
Willful Sterilazation
Batman Working for Darwin
Man climbs tree to get Frisbee fall
Skydiver Propeller Death
Deaths aboard D.C. tour bus ruled a
Coaster fatality: Heads will roll
Locked out with a view!
Wild Mushrooms Anyone?
Sucked in...
I wonder... (near miss)
Plunger plunger
Woman Dies Eating Wild Mushrooms
Police: Man dies during apparent th
Man crushed to death stealing car p
Thomas Hickman baloon suicide scam
idiot toboganner
Woman kills husband with folding co
Tagger Dies From Electric Jolt
Teenagers body found in lake
Semi-Stupid
Embed Yourself
Man Robs Store After Failed Attempt
Pants Story
Ohio Man Dies From Dive Into Shallo
Death by French Fry
'Coerced' Bomb death not coerced
India reality TV show goes wrong
Could you find something bigger?
Lightsaber Mishap
Bottle rocket Bazzuca
Man jumps from overpass to train
Man Offers Bears Beer-Basted Self
Drunk Man Killed by Bears at Ukrain
Hair spray in a car
Trucker Pipe Tale
Brick Layer
Dude - Skateboarder bites the dust.
Another tragic hairspary
Chainsaw Exitus
de-capitated
Open-Top Bus Accident
NY Man Riding on Outside of SUV
Why didn't she just get a cat?
Riders Killed, Injured After Hittin
Death by an Overpass
Bus Accident Victim Remembered as F
Ukranian Man Killed by Bear in Zoo
Too close of a call with Non-'Knut'
Bear 1, Photographer 0
Crash and burn
Bulls - new Tactic!
Man Jumps Out of Plane W/O Parachut
Man heat's flat with outdoor heater
Baseball, Buses, and Bridges
Just Deserts
Teen killed by roller coaster
couple injured by travelling bullet
Bus Bobbleheads
Teen crushed by rolling SUV
2 die standing on top bus
Drugs? What drugs?
Death by sunbath
Enrique Chavez lapd
Minor Malfunction Major Disaster
Of Mice and Women
Boy decapitated by roller coaster a
Trucker killed by falling pipe in e
Man Hits Train
Learning to tow
Man chokes to death in window
Airheads
Man charged for Ferrari pit stop
Is that a N or O?
Woman Shoots Herself While Trying t
Woman shoots herself while tr
The Joy Roll
What NOT to do with sparklers
Driver hits bank with trailer.
Final Descent
drug trafficking doesn't pay
Brother shot brother--not a bear
Lobster Castration
Woman shoots self while trying to k
4th of July Suicide Bomber
Man's body found in southeast carwa
Woman tries to kill mice,shoots sel
Attempted Overkill
Sparkler Bomb
Shoots Self Trying To Kill Mice
Exterminating Mice with a .44 Mag
Woman Shoots Self While Trying To K
17 year old digs tunnel under beach
Sparkler Ignition
Do the Locomotion
Trailer home falls on man
"Don't worry. I've got it."
How Big Were Those Mice?
Man ODs on Water to Avoid Dentist
Woman tries to kill mice, shoots se
Fireworks explosion injuries kill m
Woman Shoots Herself While Trying t
How not to hunt mice
Burned and then Crushed
More water please
Screwdriver Safety
Mangroves become mans grave
"The last boat tour" on the Sava
Body of Missing Brazil `Balloon Pri
Trucker killed by falling pipe
Trucker killed by falling pipe
Man Falls From Highway
"Don't worry, I've got it!"
Canoeing over hydroelectric plant
Trucker killed by falling pipe in e
I don't need no stinkin' crane
Just watch me!
Drowning in AZ party spot
Homemade Fireworks Bomb Kills Man
Man falls 65 feet after getting int
Do you know where's the trailer?
The Geniuses Come Out On The 4th
Train Surfers Smashed
Lawn Chair Larry - Redux
Man Chokes to Death In Window
Man Chokes while Breaking In
Video of Final descent
Final descent
Man chokes to death climbing in win
Boy in hedlights
Killer Window
Minutes if by land, dead if by sea.
Van Explodes When Driver Lights Up
Man chokes to death trying to climb
Man Chokes to Death Trying to Climb
Bear Whisperer
Flying Priest body found
The Final Descent
student woma
Canoeists Sucked.
Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Ride
Eight dead as canoeists sucked int
That Ride Makes My Head Hurt
Sky Hi Gas
The Body of priest was found
Meat Head
priest on ballons onto a lawnchair
the brazilian priest
Eight dead as canoeists sucked into
Breaking ews: strapped balloons
Final descent
Man Survives Gas Explosion in Van
the vicar of stiffkey
BBQed to death
Roller Coaster Beheading
boating gone wrong
hold your wee for a wii!
The road everyone warned against
Cigarette man blows himself up
This will shut her up!
Double-barrelled Broker
Flamable materials aboard
Fatal Toilet Stop
Thief shoots himself
Lawn Chair Larry-The Second Coming
Balcony jumping for fun
The Hunter becomes the Hunted
Cats Meow
like father like son?
Woman Dies Drinking Oil not Juice
Making the Hell's Angels Mad
Man Lights Match to Check Gas tank
So THAT'S why it says not to!
Roller coaster guillotine
The Invisible Pickup
One Last Stunt
Teen loses head at rollercoaster
Man shoots himself while breaking i
What do signs know, anyway?
Is there any gas in this?
Decapitated by Roller Coaster
Making a Drive Thru
Man Accidentally Shoots Self While
Coaster kills teen fence jumper
Where's the Chute? Redux
Fleeing man takes fatal leap off br
Romulus man burned in blast
Teen Killed By Batman Roller Coaste
Darwin's Mud Hole claims three.
Teen Decapitated by Batman Ride
A Collective Award
Roller Coaster Decapitation
bbq party.. Indoors
Swede got mashed.
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Arkansas Man Electrocuted

Rattlesnake Burns Down House

Natural Selection by Electrocution

electrocution

Drunk nude sunbather impaled

Yet another copper thief

A bad Habit gets wrose

greyhound bus slasher

Ark. man dies tampering with electr

Man crushed to death when tree fall

Faulkner Co. Man Dies Tampering Wit

Fatal wound was self-inflicted

Bulletproof vest not knifeproof

Oz man cracks one off while speedin

Self inflicted stab wound

Fatal Wound was self-inflicted

Hook Line and ....

Tree to many

driver abuses speed limit and himse

issac " poty boy "

Ballooning priest's ID confirmed

Prosecutor robbed downtown

Flying priest death confirmed !!!

Dozens blinded in India looking for

Waving goodbye

Pissing on a railway line

Underwear chicken dare puts man in

Teen Dies After Being Buried Under

Man Shoots Self in head

Did the earth move for you?

Rhode Drunk

Potential Darwin Contender

Man dies during attempted break-in,

Woman Runs over Herself

Canoeing over a dam

it really does work

eye and door opening experience

Bremerton woman's cigarette sets ox

Looking to Blow My Mind ...

Man cuts off own head with chainsaw

Woman gets run over by train

Hydro Hookup Kills Man

Smoker Sets Their O2 Tank Ablaze

Here's a Church, There Goes Steeple

Girl burned herself alive in a car.

Man dies after urinating on live ra

New Nominee

Forgetful Dad

Ont. man dies after trying to recon

The Death of Superman

Jack Frost's Revenge

Should Have Known Better

Would-Be Thief Breaks Neck in Windo

Underwear Chicken Dare

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

the man vs the train

Grenade maker blows himself up.

The Near End of Captain Underpants

Teen dies four days after Jamesvill

Live Rail Urination Death

Urinating man electrocuted

Would-be burglar breaks neck in win

Sterile a millisecond before death

Beer & Trains don't mix

Game led to Belgrade shooting

Shock cock

Eletrocuted for having a pee

Polish tourist killed by urinating

Pee'd Off

BZZAP!! More monsoon Madness.

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

Semi-naked Chicken w/ cars

Wiccan stabs her foot during Ritual

Personal check used for hold up

Man Trampled By Bull

Polish tourist killed by urinating

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Man critical after playing 'chicken

Tourist killed by urinating on rail

head hits pole while throwing a roc

Headstrong Break-In

Killed peeing on live train track

Easy-to-Find Bank Robber

Man Pees Himself To Death

Break-in attempt turns deadly in Ch

Hangin' Around

Live Rail Leak

Better Places to Pee

Urinating on live rail in London

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

Man dies at London's Vauxhall stati

man dies after urinating on railway

Peeing on a live track

Man Blows Up Apartment

Would-be burglar breaks neck in win

Urinating on live rail track

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

Man died 'urinating on live rail'

man dies urinating on live rail

Man died 'urinating on live ra

Don't Piss on the Subway Darling

Electric "Toilet"

Killed peeing on live train track

Name that smell...

Man Dies Urinating On Live Rail

man killed urinating on electrified

Man Dies Urinating on Live Rail

When it rains, It Pours Darwins!

Willful Sterilazation

Batman Working for Darwin

Man climbs tree to get Frisbee fall

Skydiver Propeller Death

Deaths aboard D.C. tour bus ruled a

Coaster fatality: Heads will roll

Locked out with a view!

Wild Mushrooms Anyone?

Sucked in...

I wonder... (near miss)

Plunger plunger

Woman Dies Eating Wild Mushrooms

Police: Man dies during apparent th

Man crushed to death stealing car p

Thomas Hickman baloon suicide scam

idiot toboganner

Woman kills husband with folding co

Tagger Dies From Electric Jolt

Teenagers body found in lake

Semi-Stupid

Embed Yourself

Man Robs Store After Failed Attempt

Pants Story

Ohio Man Dies From Dive Into Shallo

Death by French Fry

'Coerced' Bomb death not coerced

India reality TV show goes wrong

Could you find something bigger?

Lightsaber Mishap

Bottle rocket Bazzuca

Man jumps from overpass to train

Man Offers Bears Beer-Basted Self

Drunk Man Killed by Bears at Ukrain

Hair spray in a car

Trucker Pipe Tale

Brick Layer

Dude - Skateboarder bites the dust.

Another tragic hairspary

Chainsaw Exitus

de-capitated

Open-Top Bus Accident

NY Man Riding on Outside of SUV

Why didn't she just get a cat?

Riders Killed, Injured After Hittin

Death by an Overpass

Bus Accident Victim Remembered as F

Ukranian Man Killed by Bear in Zoo

Too close of a call with Non-'Knut'

Bear 1, Photographer 0

Crash and burn

Bulls - new Tactic!

Man Jumps Out of Plane W/O Parachut

Man heat's flat with outdoor heater

Baseball, Buses, and Bridges

Just Deserts

Teen killed by roller coaster

couple injured by travelling bullet

Bus Bobbleheads

Teen crushed by rolling SUV

2 die standing on top bus

Drugs? What drugs?

Death by sunbath

Enrique Chavez lapd

Minor Malfunction Major Disaster

Of Mice and Women

Boy decapitated by roller coaster a

Trucker killed by falling pipe in e

Man Hits Train

Learning to tow

Man chokes to death in window

Airheads

Man charged for Ferrari pit stop

Is that a N or O?

Woman Shoots Herself While Trying t

Woman shoots herself while tr

The Joy Roll

What NOT to do with sparklers

Driver hits bank with trailer.

Final Descent

drug trafficking doesn't pay

Brother shot brother--not a bear

Lobster Castration

Woman shoots self while trying to k

4th of July Suicide Bomber

Man's body found in southeast carwa

Woman tries to kill mice,shoots sel

Attempted Overkill

Sparkler Bomb

Shoots Self Trying To Kill Mice

Exterminating Mice with a .44 Mag

Woman Shoots Self While Trying To K

17 year old digs tunnel under beach

Sparkler Ignition

Do the Locomotion

Trailer home falls on man

"Don't worry. I've got it."

How Big Were Those Mice?

Man ODs on Water to Avoid Dentist

Woman tries to kill mice, shoots se

Fireworks explosion injuries kill m

Woman Shoots Herself While Trying t

How not to hunt mice

Burned and then Crushed

More water please

Screwdriver Safety

Mangroves become mans grave

"The last boat tour" on the Sava

Body of Missing Brazil `Balloon Pri

Trucker killed by falling pipe

Trucker killed by falling pipe

Man Falls From Highway

"Don't worry, I've got it!"

Canoeing over hydroelectric plant

Trucker killed by falling pipe in e

I don't need no stinkin' crane

Just watch me!

Drowning in AZ party spot

Homemade Fireworks Bomb Kills Man

Man falls 65 feet after getting int

Do you know where's the trailer?

The Geniuses Come Out On The 4th

Train Surfers Smashed

Lawn Chair Larry - Redux

Man Chokes to Death In Window

Man Chokes while Breaking In

Video of Final descent

Final descent

Man chokes to death climbing in win

Boy in hedlights

Killer Window

Minutes if by land, dead if by sea.

Van Explodes When Driver Lights Up

Man chokes to death trying to climb

Man Chokes to Death Trying to Climb

Bear Whisperer

Flying Priest body found

The Final Descent

student woma

Canoeists Sucked.

Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Ride

Eight dead as canoeists sucked int

That Ride Makes My Head Hurt

Sky Hi Gas

The Body of priest was found

Meat Head

priest on ballons onto a lawnchair

the brazilian priest

Eight dead as canoeists sucked into

Breaking ews: strapped balloons

Final descent

Man Survives Gas Explosion in Van

the vicar of stiffkey

BBQed to death

Roller Coaster Beheading

boating gone wrong

hold your wee for a wii!

The road everyone warned against

Cigarette man blows himself up

This will shut her up!

Double-barrelled Broker

Flamable materials aboard

Fatal Toilet Stop

Thief shoots himself

Lawn Chair Larry-The Second Coming

Balcony jumping for fun

The Hunter becomes the Hunted

Cats Meow

like father like son?

Woman Dies Drinking Oil not Juice

Making the Hell's Angels Mad

Man Lights Match to Check Gas tank

So THAT'S why it says not to!

Roller coaster guillotine

The Invisible Pickup

One Last Stunt

Teen loses head at rollercoaster

Man shoots himself while breaking i

What do signs know, anyway?

Is there any gas in this?

Decapitated by Roller Coaster

Making a Drive Thru

Man Accidentally Shoots Self While

Coaster kills teen fence jumper

Where's the Chute? Redux

Fleeing man takes fatal leap off br

Romulus man burned in blast

Teen Killed By Batman Roller Coaste

Darwin's Mud Hole claims three.

Teen Decapitated by Batman Ride

A Collective Award

Roller Coaster Decapitation

bbq party.. Indoors

Swede got mashed.

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