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Student dies in forfeit plunge High poker stakes. Parents Allow Kid to Ride Crocodile Hats Off Police: Teen Wasn't Retriving Hat Arson suspect victim Drug addict injects urine No Idiana Jones Suture Self . . . Decapitated by Roller Coaster Indoor barbeque Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Rolle Lost head over Hat Teen Killed At Six Flags Over Georg UXO and Blowtorches Not a Winning C Boy loses head over Rollercoaster Teen decapitated at Six Flags Six Flags Decapitation Not without my head Teen Decapitated by Batman Just can't get ahead Thief hails cab with 200# copper Teenager decapitated by rollercoast Heads are gonna roll Headless for Batman roller coaster decapitates teen They don't really mean danger Bat Bites Man Spokane man shoots himself in face A Hat Without a Rack Don't Jump the Fence Fun at teh fairground Decapitated by a Roller Coaster? Won't Need That Hat Anymore If you don't use it, you lose it. Teen decapitated at Six Flags 17 yr old decapitated at Six Flags Teen killed by Six Flags coaster Teen Loses Head To Retrieve Cap For want of a hat, a head was lost Should have been wearing a Batsuit Teen Retrieving Hat Decapitated By He's definitely not 'Batman!" No more playing wack the mole Use It Or Lose It Teen decapitated by rollercoasting Head Vs. Rollercoaster The Batman Assits in Decapitation Teen Decapitated at Amusement Park I found my hatt! Where is my head? Dude, where's my hat? SC teen struck, killed by Six Flags Lost Head Over a Hat Lost His Head For His Hat Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Coast Teenager Decapitated teen decapitated(funny) Teen looses head over hat Teen decapitated by coaster S.C. Teen Killed@Six Flags Atlanta Decapitated for a hat Rollercoaster issue Lost his Head over a Hat Loosing Your Hat Lost his head! Not quite Batman Teen seeks hat under Batman coaster Teen decapitated at theme park headless hat in Georgia Teen Decapitated by Six Flages Coas Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Coast Teen Loses head over roller coaster Teen decapitated by roller coaster Hey buba can you read the signs? SC teen struck, killed by Six Flag killed by Six Flags coaster Hat is more important than the head SC Teen killed by roller coaster Coaster Decapitates Teen Teen decapitated at theme park Teen decapitated at theme park, po Teenager decapitated at Six Flags 17yr old decapitated Decapitated by Batman Ride at Georg boy beheaded by rollercoaster Boy Decapitated by Batman Ride at G Rollercoaster Decapitation Kid loses head at Six Flags batman ride Batman gives Head. Teen Decapitated at six flags Teen decapitated at theme park Teen decapitated at theme park Boy Decapitated at Six Flags Amusem The Beach Bomb Boy decapitated at six flags Boy hit, killed by roller coaster Man Dies in Spitting Contest Man falls out of a moving van..... unfortunate bottom plunger incident Taliban Ain't That A Shot In The Head? Superuncle The Train Missed. Man Dies After Drinking 23 shots Fla. Man Dies After Taking 23 Shots Spokane man accidentally shoots sel Man dies after drinking 23 shots Florida Man Dies After Drinking Con H.I.C. in Peace home made pipe bomb Wii Commit Suicide Plaster Hurts Man drinks more than 20 vodka shots Man shoots self in face 80 mph Argument Ender In Honor of Supreme Court Ruling Shell being sold by Armyman explode Shell being sold by Armyman explode Man critically hurt after shooting Copper Thief get Caught Copper thief In the Army no longer! Teens siphon gas with lighter On the Wrong Track a real sharpshooter penwheels are not a hand held toy Drowning incident began with break- Swimmin' With Gators Hello Army Projectile sawn off 1 dead, another hurt in mortar shel sailors and golfcarts dont mix! 4 Dead After Overloaded Boat Sinks Police Impersonator Explosive Good Time Running down the Drain elevator, continued Cyclist crashes onto rail track Surfing on the roof of a train Suicide attempt failed... kind of.. Bumbling DIY Robber Shoots Self Drawing Gun Asleep at wheelchair: Australian ch Overloaded taxi crashes Just one dip too many... Quick Draw Oops Guards kill each other cleaning the well The perfect day for a swim Man kill's self during burglery. 14 year old decapitated by lift. Woman dies in 2nd accident on LBJ Elevator below maturity Drowning victim was fleeing from po Suicidal robber Burglar Shoots Self In Stomach Robber accidentally kills self Robber accidentally kills self Short-Cut Elevator Guillotine Man versesRush-Hour Traffic On I-10 Man accidentally kills himself whil Man kills self in robbery attempt Man accidentally kills himself whil dont stop on the tracks Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Man shoots himself while breaking i Dead at Sunrise Kamakaze Night Flight ! Quick Draw Robber shoots self in Dallas Quick but bad draw Man accidentally kills himself whil Man Kills himself while robbing Man Shoots Self and Dies During Rob Man accidentally kills himself whil British teacher killed by Vienna tr Not the brightest bulb Robber Shots Self Drawing Pistol Death of a Dummy Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Home Invader Fatally Shoots Himself Robber kills self Accident or the Hand of Darwin? Man kills self during break in 19yo Shoots Himself / Home Invasion Crook shoots self during crime Man shots himself in robbery Man shots himself in robbery Man accidentally kills himself whil Robber Shoots Self In Gut Burgler shoots self robbing house Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Man accidentally kills himself whil Robber accidently kills himself Youth killed by car was racing it Robber Shoots self Would-be robber kills self Home invader shoots self. Man accidentally kills himself whil Thieve shoots hiimself. home invader fatally shoots self Home invader fatally shoots self Teen killed taking joyride on steam Would-be Grand Prairie home invader Below The Belt Man killed during steamroller joyri Steamrolled Teen killed taking joyride on steam Teen killed taking joyride on steam Whatcom County man killed during st Whatcom County man killed during st Whatcom County man killed during st Joyriding on a steamroller Joyriding on a steamroller Joyride Provides Little Joy Whatcom County man killed during st Teen killed in steamroller joyride Whatcom County man killed during st Steamroll over 17 year old in a coma Toilet fumes Picture taking fool Killed photographing car accident Trust us, kids, it's not that deep. Let's Go Boating! Woman dies taking pic of accident Generator moved indoors Woman Dies Taking Picture of Wreck Pain Olympics..... "Dukes of Hazard" not a story just a comment Dont kick the wall Sleeping Teens Run Over In Danville Sleeping on the street, literally Star-gazing teens fall asleep in st Wrong Sort Of "Train"ing escalator fall..... Stalker Dies in Ex's Trunk Sleep over. would-be copper thief fries Train + Joyriders + Bridge On the wrong track... Mountain Biking Mishap Testing how high are power lines How high? Girl run over by own SUV can I have a job How high the high-voltage powerline Curious investigator Checking heights Checking height of High Voltage No Headspace Taggers tag self 5 killed driving into a stoped trai Run Over in Attempt to Steal Tires Catching a Train Ride Condoms aren't always safe Pensioner trapped up to his waist Getting nailed in the head! Man with no chute New York Skydiver World's Worst Hit Man Rubber Bullits Kill Girls Sleep Under the Train Man jumps from plane with no parac couple dies of carbon monoxide posi Priest's balloon flight judged and part of the jury at once Man shoots self after threatening t Toledo police pursue man; he jumps Man Dies While Attempting to Steal Sunbathers in Flight County identifies drowning victim f Big jump, no 'chute! Forgetful Skydiver Parachute optional Skydiver jumps without parachute, d Look, guys, no Chute!! Defying Gravity Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju A Little too Jumpy! sky diver Skydiver Without Parachute Man jumps from plane with camera bu Fire in well Man jumps from plane with no parach Parachuteless Skydiver Herding Instinct at 10,000 feet Man jumps from plane without parach and the winner is.... Dress for success Man on Skydiving Trip forgets Chute Another Photographer jumps chuteles The Skydiver who didn't take a para Man jumps from plane without parach Pa. man rescued after getting stuck Man jumps with no parachute Man skydives w/ no parachute Man Skydives Without Parachute Sunbathing Teens Run Over by Train Skydiving observer jumps to his dea Skydiving with no Parachute Man jumps from plane with no chute Skydiver Forgets Chute Skydive with no chute Observer Follows Skydiver Chuteless Oops! I forgot my parachute . . . Man jumps from plane Man Jumps out of Plane with no Para No Chute, Last Shoot Terminal Velocity Skydiving (Again) Jumping to an Award Man jumps from plane with no parac Cameras Dont Make Good Parachutes He put the Fell in Carafello Man jumps from plane with no parach Skydiving without a parachute? let 'er rip... Man jumps from plane ,no chute additional info for 'airborne idiot Lethal Mix of Drugs and Tables highway to heaven gopher explosion Police: Woman run over, killed tryi airborne idiot Lined Out Copper Thief forgets conductivity rockets and rectums The barbecue of death Train Nap Wakeboarding in a hurricane death can happen anywhere. an object in motion stays in motion Cough syrup and rock climbing dumb dimond bandets Mooning Accident City Man Dies in Motorcycle Crash Apparent break-in ends tragically w Failed Quarry Jump Drunk Fights Deputy I'm not stopping, no matter what cannot resist stupiddy electric soda TWO massive propane explosions carbide pine sap inferno Mooning Hitting the road Avoid a ticket? Attack the officer A Lock Of Blonde Hair Can Trap You! A Lock Of Blonde Hair Can Trap You! Forgot to empty the chamber...DOH! Gun Carrying Businessman I'd Swim the Deepest River... Muffed Huffing Lighter refills sniffers Idiot brings knife to gun fight Great Bees of Fire

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