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Student dies in forfeit plunge
High poker stakes.
Parents Allow Kid to Ride Crocodile
Hats Off
Police: Teen Wasn't Retriving Hat
Arson suspect victim
Drug addict injects urine
No Idiana Jones
Suture Self . . .
Decapitated by Roller Coaster
Indoor barbeque
Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Rolle
Lost head over Hat
Teen Killed At Six Flags Over Georg
UXO and Blowtorches Not a Winning C
Boy loses head over Rollercoaster
Teen decapitated at Six Flags
Six Flags Decapitation
Not without my head
Teen Decapitated by Batman
Just can't get ahead
Thief hails cab with 200# copper
Teenager decapitated by rollercoast
Heads are gonna roll
Headless for Batman
roller coaster decapitates teen
They don't really mean danger
Bat Bites Man
Spokane man shoots himself in face
A Hat Without a Rack
Don't Jump the Fence
Fun at teh fairground
Decapitated by a Roller Coaster?
Won't Need That Hat Anymore
If you don't use it, you lose it.
Teen decapitated at Six Flags
17 yr old decapitated at Six Flags
Teen killed by Six Flags coaster
Teen Loses Head To Retrieve Cap
For want of a hat, a head was lost
Should have been wearing a Batsuit
Teen Retrieving Hat Decapitated By
He's definitely not 'Batman!"
No more playing wack the mole
Use It Or Lose It
Teen decapitated by rollercoasting
Head Vs. Rollercoaster
The Batman Assits in Decapitation
Teen Decapitated at Amusement Park
I found my hatt! Where is my head?
Dude, where's my hat?
SC teen struck, killed by Six Flags
Lost Head Over a Hat
Lost His Head For His Hat
Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Coast
Teenager Decapitated
teen decapitated(funny)
Teen looses head over hat
Teen decapitated by coaster
S.C. Teen Killed@Six Flags Atlanta
Decapitated for a hat
Rollercoaster issue
Lost his Head over a Hat
Loosing Your Hat
Lost his head!
Not quite Batman
Teen seeks hat under Batman coaster
Teen decapitated at theme park
headless hat in Georgia
Teen Decapitated by Six Flages Coas
Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Coast
Teen Loses head over roller coaster
Teen decapitated by roller coaster
Hey buba can you read the signs?
SC teen struck, killed by Six Flag
killed by Six Flags coaster
Hat is more important than the head
SC Teen killed by roller coaster
Coaster Decapitates Teen
Teen decapitated at theme park
Teen decapitated at theme park, po
Teenager decapitated at Six Flags
17yr old decapitated
Decapitated by Batman Ride at Georg
boy beheaded by rollercoaster
Boy Decapitated by Batman Ride at G
Rollercoaster Decapitation
Kid loses head at Six Flags
batman ride
Batman gives Head.
Teen Decapitated at six flags
Teen decapitated at theme park
Teen decapitated at theme park
Boy Decapitated at Six Flags Amusem
The Beach Bomb
Boy decapitated at six flags
Boy hit, killed by roller coaster
Man Dies in Spitting Contest
Man falls out of a moving van.....
unfortunate bottom plunger incident
Taliban
Ain't That A Shot In The Head?
Superuncle
The Train Missed.
Man Dies After Drinking 23 shots
Fla. Man Dies After Taking 23 Shots
Spokane man accidentally shoots sel
Man dies after drinking 23 shots
Florida Man Dies After Drinking Con
H.I.C. in Peace
home made pipe bomb
Wii Commit Suicide
Plaster Hurts
Man drinks more than 20 vodka shots
Man shoots self in face
80 mph Argument Ender
In Honor of Supreme Court Ruling
Shell being sold by Armyman explode
Shell being sold by Armyman explode
Man critically hurt after shooting
Copper Thief get Caught
Copper thief
In the Army no longer!
Teens siphon gas with lighter
On the Wrong Track
a real sharpshooter
penwheels are not a hand held toy
Drowning incident began with break-
Swimmin' With Gators
Hello
Army Projectile sawn off
1 dead, another hurt in mortar shel
sailors and golfcarts dont mix!
4 Dead After Overloaded Boat Sinks
Police Impersonator
Explosive Good Time
Running down the Drain
elevator, continued
Cyclist crashes onto rail track
Surfing on the roof of a train
Suicide attempt failed... kind of..
Bumbling DIY
Robber Shoots Self Drawing Gun
Asleep at wheelchair: Australian ch
Overloaded taxi crashes
Just one dip too many...
Quick Draw Oops
Guards kill each other
cleaning the well
The perfect day for a swim
Man kill's self during burglery.
14 year old decapitated by lift.
Woman dies in 2nd accident on LBJ
Elevator below maturity
Drowning victim was fleeing from po
Suicidal robber
Burglar Shoots Self In Stomach
Robber accidentally kills self
Robber accidentally kills self
Short-Cut Elevator Guillotine
Man versesRush-Hour Traffic On I-10
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man kills self in robbery attempt
Man accidentally kills himself whil
dont stop on the tracks
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man shoots himself while breaking i
Dead at Sunrise
Kamakaze Night Flight !
Quick Draw
Robber shoots self in Dallas
Quick but bad draw
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man Kills himself while robbing
Man Shoots Self and Dies During Rob
Man accidentally kills himself whil
British teacher killed by Vienna tr
Not the brightest bulb
Robber Shots Self Drawing Pistol
Death of a Dummy
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Home Invader Fatally Shoots Himself
Robber kills self
Accident or the Hand of Darwin?
Man kills self during break in
19yo Shoots Himself / Home Invasion
Crook shoots self during crime
Man shots himself in robbery
Man shots himself in robbery
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Robber Shoots Self In Gut
Burgler shoots self robbing house
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Robber accidently kills himself
Youth killed by car was racing it
Robber Shoots self
Would-be robber kills self
Home invader shoots self.
Man accidentally kills himself whil
Thieve shoots hiimself.
home invader fatally shoots self
Home invader fatally shoots self
Teen killed taking joyride on steam
Would-be Grand Prairie home invader
Below The Belt
Man killed during steamroller joyri
Steamrolled
Teen killed taking joyride on steam
Teen killed taking joyride on steam
Whatcom County man killed during st
Whatcom County man killed during st
Whatcom County man killed during st
Joyriding on a steamroller
Joyriding on a steamroller
Joyride Provides Little Joy
Whatcom County man killed during st
Teen killed in steamroller joyride
Whatcom County man killed during st
Steamroll over
17 year old in a coma
Toilet fumes
Picture taking fool
Killed photographing car accident
Trust us, kids, it's not that deep.
Let's Go Boating!
Woman dies taking pic of accident
Generator moved indoors
Woman Dies Taking Picture of Wreck
Pain Olympics.....
"Dukes of Hazard"
not a story just a comment
Dont kick the wall
Sleeping Teens Run Over In Danville
Sleeping on the street, literally
Star-gazing teens fall asleep in st
Wrong Sort Of "Train"ing
escalator fall.....
Stalker Dies in Ex's Trunk
Sleep over.
would-be copper thief fries
Train + Joyriders + Bridge
On the wrong track...
Mountain Biking Mishap
Testing how high are power lines
How high?
Girl run over by own SUV
can I have a job
How high the high-voltage powerline
Curious investigator
Checking heights
Checking height of High Voltage
No Headspace
Taggers tag self
5 killed driving into a stoped trai
Run Over in Attempt to Steal Tires
Catching a Train Ride
Condoms aren't always safe
Pensioner trapped up to his waist
Getting nailed in the head!
Man with no chute
New York Skydiver
World's Worst Hit Man
Rubber Bullits Kill
Girls Sleep Under the Train
Man jumps from plane with no parac
couple dies of carbon monoxide posi
Priest's balloon flight
judged and part of the jury at once
Man shoots self after threatening t
Toledo police pursue man; he jumps
Man Dies While Attempting to Steal
Sunbathers in Flight
County identifies drowning victim f
Big jump, no 'chute!
Forgetful Skydiver
Parachute optional
Skydiver jumps without parachute, d
Look, guys, no Chute!!
Defying Gravity
Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju
Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju
Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju
A Little too Jumpy!
sky diver
Skydiver Without Parachute
Man jumps from plane with camera bu
Fire in well
Man jumps from plane with no parach
Parachuteless Skydiver
Herding Instinct at 10,000 feet
Man jumps from plane without parach
and the winner is....
Dress for success
Man on Skydiving Trip forgets Chute
Another Photographer jumps chuteles
The Skydiver who didn't take a para
Man jumps from plane without parach
Pa. man rescued after getting stuck
Man jumps with no parachute
Man skydives w/ no parachute
Man Skydives Without Parachute
Sunbathing Teens Run Over by Train
Skydiving observer jumps to his dea
Skydiving with no Parachute
Man jumps from plane with no chute
Skydiver Forgets Chute
Skydive with no chute
Observer Follows Skydiver Chuteless
Oops! I forgot my parachute . . .
Man jumps from plane
Man Jumps out of Plane with no Para
No Chute, Last Shoot
Terminal Velocity Skydiving (Again)
Jumping to an Award
Man jumps from plane with no parac
Cameras Dont Make Good Parachutes
He put the Fell in Carafello
Man jumps from plane with no parach
Skydiving without a parachute?
let 'er rip...
Man jumps from plane ,no chute
additional info for 'airborne idiot
Lethal Mix of Drugs and Tables
highway to heaven
gopher explosion
Police: Woman run over, killed tryi
airborne idiot
Lined Out
Copper Thief forgets conductivity
rockets and rectums
The barbecue of death
Train Nap
Wakeboarding in a hurricane
death can happen anywhere.
an object in motion stays in motion
Cough syrup and rock climbing
dumb dimond bandets
Mooning Accident
City Man Dies in Motorcycle Crash
Apparent break-in ends tragically w
Failed Quarry Jump
Drunk Fights Deputy
I'm not stopping, no matter what
cannot resist stupiddy
electric soda
TWO massive propane explosions
carbide
pine sap inferno
Mooning
Hitting the road
Avoid a ticket? Attack the officer
A Lock Of Blonde Hair Can Trap You!
A Lock Of Blonde Hair Can Trap You!
Forgot to empty the chamber...DOH!
Gun Carrying Businessman
I'd Swim the Deepest River...
Muffed Huffing
Lighter refills sniffers
Idiot brings knife to gun fight
Great Bees of Fire
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2008 June Slush Pile Rejects

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Student dies in forfeit plunge

High poker stakes.

Parents Allow Kid to Ride Crocodile

Hats Off

Police: Teen Wasn't Retriving Hat

Arson suspect victim

Drug addict injects urine

No Idiana Jones

Suture Self . . .

Decapitated by Roller Coaster

Indoor barbeque

Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Rolle

Lost head over Hat

Teen Killed At Six Flags Over Georg

UXO and Blowtorches Not a Winning C

Boy loses head over Rollercoaster

Teen decapitated at Six Flags

Six Flags Decapitation

Not without my head

Teen Decapitated by Batman

Just can't get ahead

Thief hails cab with 200# copper

Teenager decapitated by rollercoast

Heads are gonna roll

Headless for Batman

roller coaster decapitates teen

They don't really mean danger

Bat Bites Man

Spokane man shoots himself in face

A Hat Without a Rack

Don't Jump the Fence

Fun at teh fairground

Decapitated by a Roller Coaster?

Won't Need That Hat Anymore

If you don't use it, you lose it.

Teen decapitated at Six Flags

17 yr old decapitated at Six Flags

Teen killed by Six Flags coaster

Teen Loses Head To Retrieve Cap

For want of a hat, a head was lost

Should have been wearing a Batsuit

Teen Retrieving Hat Decapitated By

He's definitely not 'Batman!"

No more playing wack the mole

Use It Or Lose It

Teen decapitated by rollercoasting

Head Vs. Rollercoaster

The Batman Assits in Decapitation

Teen Decapitated at Amusement Park

I found my hatt! Where is my head?

Dude, where's my hat?

SC teen struck, killed by Six Flags

Lost Head Over a Hat

Lost His Head For His Hat

Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Coast

Teenager Decapitated

teen decapitated(funny)

Teen looses head over hat

Teen decapitated by coaster

S.C. Teen Killed@Six Flags Atlanta

Decapitated for a hat

Rollercoaster issue

Lost his Head over a Hat

Loosing Your Hat

Lost his head!

Not quite Batman

Teen seeks hat under Batman coaster

Teen decapitated at theme park

headless hat in Georgia

Teen Decapitated by Six Flages Coas

Teen Decapitated by Six Flags Coast

Teen Loses head over roller coaster

Teen decapitated by roller coaster

Hey buba can you read the signs?

SC teen struck, killed by Six Flag

killed by Six Flags coaster

Hat is more important than the head

SC Teen killed by roller coaster

Coaster Decapitates Teen

Teen decapitated at theme park

Teen decapitated at theme park, po

Teenager decapitated at Six Flags

17yr old decapitated

Decapitated by Batman Ride at Georg

boy beheaded by rollercoaster

Boy Decapitated by Batman Ride at G

Rollercoaster Decapitation

Kid loses head at Six Flags

batman ride

Batman gives Head.

Teen Decapitated at six flags

Teen decapitated at theme park

Teen decapitated at theme park

Boy Decapitated at Six Flags Amusem

The Beach Bomb

Boy decapitated at six flags

Boy hit, killed by roller coaster

Man Dies in Spitting Contest

Man falls out of a moving van.....

unfortunate bottom plunger incident

Taliban

Ain't That A Shot In The Head?

Superuncle

The Train Missed.

Man Dies After Drinking 23 shots

Fla. Man Dies After Taking 23 Shots

Spokane man accidentally shoots sel

Man dies after drinking 23 shots

Florida Man Dies After Drinking Con

H.I.C. in Peace

home made pipe bomb

Wii Commit Suicide

Plaster Hurts

Man drinks more than 20 vodka shots

Man shoots self in face

80 mph Argument Ender

In Honor of Supreme Court Ruling

Shell being sold by Armyman explode

Shell being sold by Armyman explode

Man critically hurt after shooting

Copper Thief get Caught

Copper thief

In the Army no longer!

Teens siphon gas with lighter

On the Wrong Track

a real sharpshooter

penwheels are not a hand held toy

Drowning incident began with break-

Swimmin' With Gators

Hello

Army Projectile sawn off

1 dead, another hurt in mortar shel

sailors and golfcarts dont mix!

4 Dead After Overloaded Boat Sinks

Police Impersonator

Explosive Good Time

Running down the Drain

elevator, continued

Cyclist crashes onto rail track

Surfing on the roof of a train

Suicide attempt failed... kind of..

Bumbling DIY

Robber Shoots Self Drawing Gun

Asleep at wheelchair: Australian ch

Overloaded taxi crashes

Just one dip too many...

Quick Draw Oops

Guards kill each other

cleaning the well

The perfect day for a swim

Man kill's self during burglery.

14 year old decapitated by lift.

Woman dies in 2nd accident on LBJ

Elevator below maturity

Drowning victim was fleeing from po

Suicidal robber

Burglar Shoots Self In Stomach

Robber accidentally kills self

Robber accidentally kills self

Short-Cut Elevator Guillotine

Man versesRush-Hour Traffic On I-10

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man kills self in robbery attempt

Man accidentally kills himself whil

dont stop on the tracks

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man shoots himself while breaking i

Dead at Sunrise

Kamakaze Night Flight !

Quick Draw

Robber shoots self in Dallas

Quick but bad draw

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man Kills himself while robbing

Man Shoots Self and Dies During Rob

Man accidentally kills himself whil

British teacher killed by Vienna tr

Not the brightest bulb

Robber Shots Self Drawing Pistol

Death of a Dummy

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Home Invader Fatally Shoots Himself

Robber kills self

Accident or the Hand of Darwin?

Man kills self during break in

19yo Shoots Himself / Home Invasion

Crook shoots self during crime

Man shots himself in robbery

Man shots himself in robbery

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Robber Shoots Self In Gut

Burgler shoots self robbing house

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Robber accidently kills himself

Youth killed by car was racing it

Robber Shoots self

Would-be robber kills self

Home invader shoots self.

Man accidentally kills himself whil

Thieve shoots hiimself.

home invader fatally shoots self

Home invader fatally shoots self

Teen killed taking joyride on steam

Would-be Grand Prairie home invader

Below The Belt

Man killed during steamroller joyri

Steamrolled

Teen killed taking joyride on steam

Teen killed taking joyride on steam

Whatcom County man killed during st

Whatcom County man killed during st

Whatcom County man killed during st

Joyriding on a steamroller

Joyriding on a steamroller

Joyride Provides Little Joy

Whatcom County man killed during st

Teen killed in steamroller joyride

Whatcom County man killed during st

Steamroll over

17 year old in a coma

Toilet fumes

Picture taking fool

Killed photographing car accident

Trust us, kids, it's not that deep.

Let's Go Boating!

Woman dies taking pic of accident

Generator moved indoors

Woman Dies Taking Picture of Wreck

Pain Olympics.....

"Dukes of Hazard"

not a story just a comment

Dont kick the wall

Sleeping Teens Run Over In Danville

Sleeping on the street, literally

Star-gazing teens fall asleep in st

Wrong Sort Of "Train"ing

escalator fall.....

Stalker Dies in Ex's Trunk

Sleep over.

would-be copper thief fries

Train + Joyriders + Bridge

On the wrong track...

Mountain Biking Mishap

Testing how high are power lines

How high?

Girl run over by own SUV

can I have a job

How high the high-voltage powerline

Curious investigator

Checking heights

Checking height of High Voltage

No Headspace

Taggers tag self

5 killed driving into a stoped trai

Run Over in Attempt to Steal Tires

Catching a Train Ride

Condoms aren't always safe

Pensioner trapped up to his waist

Getting nailed in the head!

Man with no chute

New York Skydiver

World's Worst Hit Man

Rubber Bullits Kill

Girls Sleep Under the Train

Man jumps from plane with no parac

couple dies of carbon monoxide posi

Priest's balloon flight

judged and part of the jury at once

Man shoots self after threatening t

Toledo police pursue man; he jumps

Man Dies While Attempting to Steal

Sunbathers in Flight

County identifies drowning victim f

Big jump, no 'chute!

Forgetful Skydiver

Parachute optional

Skydiver jumps without parachute, d

Look, guys, no Chute!!

Defying Gravity

Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju

Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju

Man on Skydiving Trip Dies After Ju

A Little too Jumpy!

sky diver

Skydiver Without Parachute

Man jumps from plane with camera bu

Fire in well

Man jumps from plane with no parach

Parachuteless Skydiver

Herding Instinct at 10,000 feet

Man jumps from plane without parach

and the winner is....

Dress for success

Man on Skydiving Trip forgets Chute

Another Photographer jumps chuteles

The Skydiver who didn't take a para

Man jumps from plane without parach

Pa. man rescued after getting stuck

Man jumps with no parachute

Man skydives w/ no parachute

Man Skydives Without Parachute

Sunbathing Teens Run Over by Train

Skydiving observer jumps to his dea

Skydiving with no Parachute

Man jumps from plane with no chute

Skydiver Forgets Chute

Skydive with no chute

Observer Follows Skydiver Chuteless

Oops! I forgot my parachute . . .

Man jumps from plane

Man Jumps out of Plane with no Para

No Chute, Last Shoot

Terminal Velocity Skydiving (Again)

Jumping to an Award

Man jumps from plane with no parac

Cameras Dont Make Good Parachutes

He put the Fell in Carafello

Man jumps from plane with no parach

Skydiving without a parachute?

let 'er rip...

Man jumps from plane ,no chute

additional info for 'airborne idiot

Lethal Mix of Drugs and Tables

highway to heaven

gopher explosion

Police: Woman run over, killed tryi

airborne idiot

Lined Out

Copper Thief forgets conductivity

rockets and rectums

The barbecue of death

Train Nap

Wakeboarding in a hurricane

death can happen anywhere.

an object in motion stays in motion

Cough syrup and rock climbing

dumb dimond bandets

Mooning Accident

City Man Dies in Motorcycle Crash

Apparent break-in ends tragically w

Failed Quarry Jump

Drunk Fights Deputy

I'm not stopping, no matter what

cannot resist stupiddy

electric soda

TWO massive propane explosions

carbide

pine sap inferno

Mooning

Hitting the road

Avoid a ticket? Attack the officer

A Lock Of Blonde Hair Can Trap You!

A Lock Of Blonde Hair Can Trap You!

Forgot to empty the chamber...DOH!

Gun Carrying Businessman

I'd Swim the Deepest River...

Muffed Huffing

Lighter refills sniffers

Idiot brings knife to gun fight

Great Bees of Fire

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