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The NutCracker Man harbours building dive wish Cork boy burned while sniffing petr Kiwi's can't fly from darkest africa... Balcony jumper misses leap I Believe I can fly The priest meets the Lord Things look smaller from a distance Balcony jumper could not be talked "Rolling Meth Lab" Explodes; I-10 S Superman or Superchump? Balcony jumper could not be talked Balcony jumper wanted to test himse 3 story fall Leap from Balcony into Harbour Man who died below Jenner cliff was Robber Blows Himself Off The Cliff Penis Panic Get A Good Shot Bermuda, drink, drive, die Priest missing after balloon-flying Could have made it! 8th floor leap kills man Man dies after leap from balcony Drunk Jump Dumb Jump kiwi balcony jump Eighth Floor Leap eight floor leap ills man High Dive Misses Drunk Jump Eight floor leap kills man Another Darwinian miss judged jump miss judged jump Man dies after leap from balcony Man dies after leap from balcony Not a great leap for mankind Harbour jump from the 8th floor Man dies after leap from balcony harbour balcony jump goes wrong Dot the i and you just might die Two add infos about the priest Trash Bang 95 proof alcohol and BBQ don't mix Mower kills Monk Beat the Priest The Eco Terrorist of Orcas Island Man fleeing police 'critical' after Alleged penis-snatchers spark panic Closer, Oh God, to Thee Off-duty officer kills robber at De Priest gone to Heaven, Literally Death with party balloons Death with party balloons Thief Gets a Charge Out of His Work Suspected thief set on fire by powe The Flying Priest Search suspended for balloon priest Balloon Stunt Priest Disappears The gas baloon priest The Flying Priest Hearing Impaired? Priest disappears in the sea Adelir de Carli - The flier priest 10km Drive on Wrong Side of FreeWay Brazilian priest in party ballons Talk about tying one on! Brazilian balloon priest Fly The Answer is Blowin' in the Wind Lawn Chair Larry 2 Seeking Heaven Flying Priest The video Flying Priest Crashes 'Flying' priest's Brazilian priest lost at sea after The Flyer Priest "flying priest" Flying priest Priest flying high Daredevil priest RIP Priest flies off with party balloon Lawn Chair Priest Death by Party Baloons "The Flying Priest" The Flying Priest Helium Propelled Priest Gone with the wind Priest Floats to Heaven Clueless on a Cellphone in Seattle ANOTHER MOTORCYCLIST DIED AT VICTIM Success where Lawnchair Larry faile Brazil priest flying party balloons hey, it's dark in there! A father ballonist Brazilian Priest Gets Lost in Heave Fly me to the moon Teen on cell phone killed by train Priest missing on balloon flight brazilian Astronaut attempt Girl killed walking over railroad t Giving stupid a whole new meaning Priest attached to party balloons Flying Priest (MIA in ocean) Defrauding The US Military Balloon Priest Vanished Some never learn New Helium Balloon record attempt He tried to reach God, and managed! Can you hear me now? Priest balloon ride Prisoner eats jail food, dies. enjoy Cell Phone Up Up and Away Balloon Priest Teen Sneaks Out, Gets Grounded Road Rage-David Lopez Catch that train! Father Mistakes Son for Turkey Don't Drink and Walk. Tiger: 1 Photographer 0 Gripped By Gravity Theft led to man's electrocution almost dead at 11 Teen killed, driver flees Toulouse or not Toulouse? Starbucks Drive Thru Gone Wrong What could go wrong? Spider man Toulouse Plane Crash Toulouse Plane Crash YouTube stunt goes very wrong YouTube stunt goes very wrong 2 guys one horse Arguing Couple Killed on Tracks Killed in Masonic Temple man kills wife in freak diy acciden man kills wife in freak diy acciden Victoria Falls Teens Very Dumb Kids HONOURABLE MENTIONIDIOT WITH HAMMER Couple Dies Arguing On Train Tracks The last drop Electrical fault Report Films Own Death Thief runs over himself Thief runs over himself Truck Thief killed by U-Haul he sto Large Solid Object Wins Again... Man killed while beating robber Body in shaft identified Body in shaft identified explosive sex offender Thief runs over himself No more room Couple killed by speeding train Man Fall to Death After Mets Game Stolen U-Haul Gone Bad Truck Thief Dies When it Runs Over Careful Planning Unaccustomed Customs Kid accidently kills himself with g Man Steals, Gets Run Over By, Truck Electrocuted stealing live wires Man runs over own head Out of the fryingpan into the swamp St.Louis Man Accidently Shoots Wife No charges for man who killed wife Gene pool reduction by shotgun Grenade thrown in fire kills two te Teen accidentally shoots self in he Man jumps of bridge drunk dies in snow Man killed by 11,000 volts 3 die evading rescuers in Vermont Self-inflicted shotgun blast Police: Man jumps to death, appears Man driving stolen motorcycle hits wood chipper confermation Potty Jumper 'World peace' hitcher is murdered Dying to go to the toilet man killed trying steal live cables Heed the Warning Signs TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY He Really Relieved Himself He really relieved himself Man seeking relief jumps to his dea man falls to death to take a leak I 4 jumper MAN SHOOTS WIFE Look before you leap!! Saving the Cable Hook Up Fees I gotta pee!! Suicede Bombers say OOPS!! ME peace activist found dead Busting for a ... My candidate for the 2008 award Copper Theft a tryer!! Chipper City Worker in LA satellite install Tree Trimming Mishap Teen Girls Killed in Wreck After At 'I'm fed up . . . kill me." Girls die setting up cabbie - cops Fired Up About Satellite TV Don't distract the driver The winner of Russian Roulette Crooks Cut Cabbie and Crash Teen Girls Killed In Wreck/Robbery Two women stab cabbie; are then kil The Criminal Fart MOTORCYCLE CULLING A very wrong turn to death Don't Believe Everything You Read Missouri Man Fatally Shoots Wife wh Man Dies Trying to Extract Gold Fro A man kills himself back home Man was hit by its own car Human Klondike Bat Hat and common sense flew right off crook dies in duct Gold in that there computer Beacon man killed in motorcycle cra Man dies from mercury poisoning swiss replica watch Alligator Attacks Man on Crack Beer Bottles Strangle Sucker backpack strangles man Squaddie injures backside Man scaling fence strangles in stra Man scaling fence strangles... Roof Surfing There's Mercury in them hills! Thailand Ladyboys opt for Castratio Man scaling fence strangles in stra Man dies in freak accident involvin Don't drink and climb Man dies in freak accident involvin Thief dies in air duct Dangers of Drinking Kinky sex game kills father Man chokes on beer-loaded backpack Reaching From Heaven Body in ductwork could be burglar: Man dies in freak accident involvin Boy Burrys Head In Sand Man scaling fence strangles in stra Man dies in freak accident involvin A Public Nuisance Drinking & Climbing Don't Mix A new way to install satellite Man dies from mercury poisoning aft Reaching From Heaven Man dies in stationary van crash Man Installing Satellite Kills Wife Forgot to Swallow MP argues with Train Burglar nabbed playing dead Cyclist hits Van Schoolboy dies after snorting heroi Fake seat belt Man dies from mercury poisoning aft No helmet motorcycle tow I-70 pileup a 'war zone' Siphoning gas while smoking Man suffers serious burns in blast Unable to cable = death

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