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The NutCracker
Man harbours building dive wish
Cork boy burned while sniffing petr
Kiwi's can't fly
from darkest africa...
Balcony jumper misses leap
I Believe I can fly
The priest meets the Lord
Things look smaller from a distance
Balcony jumper could not be talked
"Rolling Meth Lab" Explodes; I-10 S
Superman or Superchump?
Balcony jumper could not be talked
Balcony jumper wanted to test himse
3 story fall
Leap from Balcony into Harbour
Man who died below Jenner cliff was
Robber Blows Himself Off The Cliff
Penis Panic
Get A Good Shot
Bermuda, drink, drive, die
Priest missing after balloon-flying
Could have made it!
8th floor leap kills man
Man dies after leap from balcony
Drunk Jump
Dumb Jump
kiwi balcony jump
Eighth Floor Leap
eight floor leap ills man
High Dive Misses
Drunk Jump
Eight floor leap kills man
Another Darwinian
miss judged jump
miss judged jump
Man dies after leap from balcony
Man dies after leap from balcony
Not a great leap for mankind
Harbour jump from the 8th floor
Man dies after leap from balcony
harbour balcony jump goes wrong
Dot the i and you just might die
Two add infos about the priest
Trash Bang
95 proof alcohol and BBQ don't mix
Mower kills Monk
Beat the Priest
The Eco Terrorist of Orcas Island
Man fleeing police 'critical' after
Alleged penis-snatchers spark panic
Closer, Oh God, to Thee
Off-duty officer kills robber at De
Priest gone to Heaven, Literally
Death with party balloons
Death with party balloons
Thief Gets a Charge Out of His Work
Suspected thief set on fire by powe
The Flying Priest
Search suspended for balloon priest
Balloon Stunt Priest Disappears
The gas baloon priest
The Flying Priest
Hearing Impaired?
Priest disappears in the sea
Adelir de Carli - The flier priest
10km Drive on Wrong Side of FreeWay
Brazilian priest in party ballons
Talk about tying one on!
Brazilian balloon priest Fly
The Answer is Blowin' in the Wind
Lawn Chair Larry 2
Seeking Heaven
Flying Priest
The video
Flying Priest Crashes
'Flying' priest's
Brazilian priest lost at sea after
The Flyer Priest
"flying priest"
Flying priest
Priest flying high
Daredevil priest RIP
Priest flies off with party balloon
Lawn Chair Priest
Death by Party Baloons
"The Flying Priest"
The Flying Priest
Helium Propelled Priest
Gone with the wind
Priest Floats to Heaven
Clueless on a Cellphone in Seattle
ANOTHER MOTORCYCLIST DIED AT VICTIM
Success where Lawnchair Larry faile
Brazil priest flying party balloons
hey, it's dark in there!
A father ballonist
Brazilian Priest Gets Lost in Heave
Fly me to the moon
Teen on cell phone killed by train
Priest missing on balloon flight
brazilian Astronaut attempt
Girl killed walking over railroad t
Giving stupid a whole new meaning
Priest attached to party balloons
Flying Priest (MIA in ocean)
Defrauding The US Military
Balloon Priest Vanished
Some never learn
New Helium Balloon record attempt
He tried to reach God, and managed!
Can you hear me now?
Priest balloon ride
Prisoner eats jail food, dies.
enjoy
Cell Phone
Up Up and Away
Balloon Priest
Teen Sneaks Out, Gets Grounded
Road Rage-David Lopez
Catch that train!
Father Mistakes Son for Turkey
Don't Drink and Walk.
Tiger: 1 Photographer 0
Gripped By Gravity
Theft led to man's electrocution
almost dead at 11
Teen killed, driver flees
Toulouse or not Toulouse?
Starbucks Drive Thru Gone Wrong
What could go wrong?
Spider man
Toulouse Plane Crash
Toulouse Plane Crash
YouTube stunt goes very wrong
YouTube stunt goes very wrong
2 guys one horse
Arguing Couple Killed on Tracks
Killed in Masonic Temple
man kills wife in freak diy acciden
man kills wife in freak diy acciden
Victoria Falls
Teens
Very Dumb Kids
HONOURABLE MENTIONIDIOT WITH HAMMER
Couple Dies Arguing On Train Tracks
The last drop
Electrical fault
Report Films Own Death
Thief runs over himself
Thief runs over himself
Truck Thief killed by U-Haul he sto
Large Solid Object Wins Again...
Man killed while beating robber
Body in shaft identified
Body in shaft identified
explosive sex offender
Thief runs over himself
No more room
Couple killed by speeding train
Man Fall to Death After Mets Game
Stolen U-Haul Gone Bad
Truck Thief Dies When it Runs Over
Careful Planning
Unaccustomed Customs
Kid accidently kills himself with g
Man Steals, Gets Run Over By, Truck
Electrocuted stealing live wires
Man runs over own head
Out of the fryingpan into the swamp
St.Louis Man Accidently Shoots Wife
No charges for man who killed wife
Gene pool reduction by shotgun
Grenade thrown in fire kills two te
Teen accidentally shoots self in he
Man jumps of bridge
drunk dies in snow
Man killed by 11,000 volts
3 die evading rescuers in Vermont
Self-inflicted shotgun blast
Police: Man jumps to death, appears
Man driving stolen motorcycle hits
wood chipper confermation
Potty Jumper
'World peace' hitcher is murdered
Dying to go to the toilet
man killed trying steal live cables
Heed the Warning Signs
TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY
He Really Relieved Himself
He really relieved himself
Man seeking relief jumps to his dea
man falls to death to take a leak
I 4 jumper
MAN SHOOTS WIFE
Look before you leap!!
Saving the Cable Hook Up Fees
I gotta pee!!
Suicede Bombers say OOPS!!
ME peace activist found dead
Busting for a ...
My candidate for the 2008 award
Copper Theft
a tryer!!
Chipper City Worker in LA
satellite install
Tree Trimming Mishap
Teen Girls Killed in Wreck After At
'I'm fed up . . . kill me."
Girls die setting up cabbie - cops
Fired Up About Satellite TV
Don't distract the driver
The winner of Russian Roulette
Crooks Cut Cabbie and Crash
Teen Girls Killed In Wreck/Robbery
Two women stab cabbie; are then kil
The Criminal Fart
MOTORCYCLE CULLING
A very wrong turn to death
Don't Believe Everything You Read
Missouri Man Fatally Shoots Wife wh
Man Dies Trying to Extract Gold Fro
A man kills himself back home
Man was hit by its own car
Human Klondike Bat
Hat and common sense flew right off
crook dies in duct
Gold in that there computer
Beacon man killed in motorcycle cra
Man dies from mercury poisoning
swiss replica watch
Alligator Attacks Man on Crack
Beer Bottles Strangle Sucker
backpack strangles man
Squaddie injures backside
Man scaling fence strangles in stra
Man scaling fence strangles...
Roof Surfing
There's Mercury in them hills!
Thailand Ladyboys opt for Castratio
Man scaling fence strangles in stra
Man dies in freak accident involvin
Don't drink and climb
Man dies in freak accident involvin
Thief dies in air duct
Dangers of Drinking
Kinky sex game kills father
Man chokes on beer-loaded backpack
Reaching From Heaven
Body in ductwork could be burglar:
Man dies in freak accident involvin
Boy Burrys Head In Sand
Man scaling fence strangles in stra
Man dies in freak accident involvin
A Public Nuisance
Drinking & Climbing Don't Mix
A new way to install satellite
Man dies from mercury poisoning aft
Reaching From Heaven
Man dies in stationary van crash
Man Installing Satellite Kills Wife
Forgot to Swallow
MP argues with Train
Burglar nabbed playing dead
Cyclist hits Van
Schoolboy dies after snorting heroi
Fake seat belt
Man dies from mercury poisoning aft
No helmet motorcycle tow
I-70 pileup a 'war zone'
Siphoning gas while smoking
Man suffers serious burns in blast
Unable to cable = death
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The NutCracker

Man harbours building dive wish

Cork boy burned while sniffing petr

Kiwi's can't fly

from darkest africa...

Balcony jumper misses leap

I Believe I can fly

The priest meets the Lord

Things look smaller from a distance

Balcony jumper could not be talked

"Rolling Meth Lab" Explodes; I-10 S

Superman or Superchump?

Balcony jumper could not be talked

Balcony jumper wanted to test himse

3 story fall

Leap from Balcony into Harbour

Man who died below Jenner cliff was

Robber Blows Himself Off The Cliff

Penis Panic

Get A Good Shot

Bermuda, drink, drive, die

Priest missing after balloon-flying

Could have made it!

8th floor leap kills man

Man dies after leap from balcony

Drunk Jump

Dumb Jump

kiwi balcony jump

Eighth Floor Leap

eight floor leap ills man

High Dive Misses

Drunk Jump

Eight floor leap kills man

Another Darwinian

miss judged jump

miss judged jump

Man dies after leap from balcony

Man dies after leap from balcony

Not a great leap for mankind

Harbour jump from the 8th floor

Man dies after leap from balcony

harbour balcony jump goes wrong

Dot the i and you just might die

Two add infos about the priest

Trash Bang

95 proof alcohol and BBQ don't mix

Mower kills Monk

Beat the Priest

The Eco Terrorist of Orcas Island

Man fleeing police 'critical' after

Alleged penis-snatchers spark panic

Closer, Oh God, to Thee

Off-duty officer kills robber at De

Priest gone to Heaven, Literally

Death with party balloons

Death with party balloons

Thief Gets a Charge Out of His Work

Suspected thief set on fire by powe

The Flying Priest

Search suspended for balloon priest

Balloon Stunt Priest Disappears

The gas baloon priest

The Flying Priest

Hearing Impaired?

Priest disappears in the sea

Adelir de Carli - The flier priest

10km Drive on Wrong Side of FreeWay

Brazilian priest in party ballons

Talk about tying one on!

Brazilian balloon priest Fly

The Answer is Blowin' in the Wind

Lawn Chair Larry 2

Seeking Heaven

Flying Priest

The video

Flying Priest Crashes

'Flying' priest's

Brazilian priest lost at sea after

The Flyer Priest

"flying priest"

Flying priest

Priest flying high

Daredevil priest RIP

Priest flies off with party balloon

Lawn Chair Priest

Death by Party Baloons

"The Flying Priest"

The Flying Priest

Helium Propelled Priest

Gone with the wind

Priest Floats to Heaven

Clueless on a Cellphone in Seattle

ANOTHER MOTORCYCLIST DIED AT VICTIM

Success where Lawnchair Larry faile

Brazil priest flying party balloons

hey, it's dark in there!

A father ballonist

Brazilian Priest Gets Lost in Heave

Fly me to the moon

Teen on cell phone killed by train

Priest missing on balloon flight

brazilian Astronaut attempt

Girl killed walking over railroad t

Giving stupid a whole new meaning

Priest attached to party balloons

Flying Priest (MIA in ocean)

Defrauding The US Military

Balloon Priest Vanished

Some never learn

New Helium Balloon record attempt

He tried to reach God, and managed!

Can you hear me now?

Priest balloon ride

Prisoner eats jail food, dies.

enjoy

Cell Phone

Up Up and Away

Balloon Priest

Teen Sneaks Out, Gets Grounded

Road Rage-David Lopez

Catch that train!

Father Mistakes Son for Turkey

Don't Drink and Walk.

Tiger: 1 Photographer 0

Gripped By Gravity

Theft led to man's electrocution

almost dead at 11

Teen killed, driver flees

Toulouse or not Toulouse?

Starbucks Drive Thru Gone Wrong

What could go wrong?

Spider man

Toulouse Plane Crash

Toulouse Plane Crash

YouTube stunt goes very wrong

YouTube stunt goes very wrong

2 guys one horse

Arguing Couple Killed on Tracks

Killed in Masonic Temple

man kills wife in freak diy acciden

man kills wife in freak diy acciden

Victoria Falls

Teens

Very Dumb Kids

HONOURABLE MENTIONIDIOT WITH HAMMER

Couple Dies Arguing On Train Tracks

The last drop

Electrical fault

Report Films Own Death

Thief runs over himself

Thief runs over himself

Truck Thief killed by U-Haul he sto

Large Solid Object Wins Again...

Man killed while beating robber

Body in shaft identified

Body in shaft identified

explosive sex offender

Thief runs over himself

No more room

Couple killed by speeding train

Man Fall to Death After Mets Game

Stolen U-Haul Gone Bad

Truck Thief Dies When it Runs Over

Careful Planning

Unaccustomed Customs

Kid accidently kills himself with g

Man Steals, Gets Run Over By, Truck

Electrocuted stealing live wires

Man runs over own head

Out of the fryingpan into the swamp

St.Louis Man Accidently Shoots Wife

No charges for man who killed wife

Gene pool reduction by shotgun

Grenade thrown in fire kills two te

Teen accidentally shoots self in he

Man jumps of bridge

drunk dies in snow

Man killed by 11,000 volts

3 die evading rescuers in Vermont

Self-inflicted shotgun blast

Police: Man jumps to death, appears

Man driving stolen motorcycle hits

wood chipper confermation

Potty Jumper

'World peace' hitcher is murdered

Dying to go to the toilet

man killed trying steal live cables

Heed the Warning Signs

TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY

He Really Relieved Himself

He really relieved himself

Man seeking relief jumps to his dea

man falls to death to take a leak

I 4 jumper

MAN SHOOTS WIFE

Look before you leap!!

Saving the Cable Hook Up Fees

I gotta pee!!

Suicede Bombers say OOPS!!

ME peace activist found dead

Busting for a ...

My candidate for the 2008 award

Copper Theft

a tryer!!

Chipper City Worker in LA

satellite install

Tree Trimming Mishap

Teen Girls Killed in Wreck After At

'I'm fed up . . . kill me."

Girls die setting up cabbie - cops

Fired Up About Satellite TV

Don't distract the driver

The winner of Russian Roulette

Crooks Cut Cabbie and Crash

Teen Girls Killed In Wreck/Robbery

Two women stab cabbie; are then kil

The Criminal Fart

MOTORCYCLE CULLING

A very wrong turn to death

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Missouri Man Fatally Shoots Wife wh

Man Dies Trying to Extract Gold Fro

A man kills himself back home

Man was hit by its own car

Human Klondike Bat

Hat and common sense flew right off

crook dies in duct

Gold in that there computer

Beacon man killed in motorcycle cra

Man dies from mercury poisoning

swiss replica watch

Alligator Attacks Man on Crack

Beer Bottles Strangle Sucker

backpack strangles man

Squaddie injures backside

Man scaling fence strangles in stra

Man scaling fence strangles...

Roof Surfing

There's Mercury in them hills!

Thailand Ladyboys opt for Castratio

Man scaling fence strangles in stra

Man dies in freak accident involvin

Don't drink and climb

Man dies in freak accident involvin

Thief dies in air duct

Dangers of Drinking

Kinky sex game kills father

Man chokes on beer-loaded backpack

Reaching From Heaven

Body in ductwork could be burglar:

Man dies in freak accident involvin

Boy Burrys Head In Sand

Man scaling fence strangles in stra

Man dies in freak accident involvin

A Public Nuisance

Drinking & Climbing Don't Mix

A new way to install satellite

Man dies from mercury poisoning aft

Reaching From Heaven

Man dies in stationary van crash

Man Installing Satellite Kills Wife

Forgot to Swallow

MP argues with Train

Burglar nabbed playing dead

Cyclist hits Van

Schoolboy dies after snorting heroi

Fake seat belt

Man dies from mercury poisoning aft

No helmet motorcycle tow

I-70 pileup a 'war zone'

Siphoning gas while smoking

Man suffers serious burns in blast

Unable to cable = death

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