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Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,

2008 Reader Submission
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SEDALIA, Mo. -- Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home.

Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deep Water, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun.

According to a news release, Pasty Long was standing outside the residence, helping her husband with the installation of a satellite television system.

Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

The woman was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff's Department said.

Sheriff's Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor.

"Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges," Hills said.

Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long's death until the Sheriff's Department completes its investigation.

Submitted on 03/25/2008

Submitted by: Adam Hayes
Reference: 25 Mar 2008 http://www.kmbc.com/news/15701029/detail.html

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Chip said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Adam, thanks for the story but we already have this one and it is a story of a bystander being killed. We do appreciate the story though


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, we've already received this. We can't accept the story because it's an accidental shooting of one person by another. That means there's no self-selection and an innocent bystander was killed. Both of those are immediate grounds for disqualification based on our rules. Thanks just the same, Adam.


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