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2008 March Rejects
Shedding light on the matter!
Violence on TV
Weber Chimney Starter
Man shoots wife
Shooting Through Wall Kills Wife
Arabs and the XXI century
Man killed while beating would-be r
satellite dishaster..
Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill
Rail Crossing
Who Robs the Robber?
MAN SHOOTING HOLE THROUGH WALL KILL
Exorcism required?
man tries to mount a satelite dish
Satellite Dish Murder
Laughing Gas Causes Fatal Accident
Why stuped people should not own gu
Woman rushed to avoid train delay
Killer heels
Man killed while beating would-be r
Teen driver inhaled laughing gas be
Schoolgirl, eight, died after devel
Drilled for Cable
Smoking while breathing pure oxygen
Man shoots wife
Kid dies after hopping on moving tr
Man Shot Wife trying to Install TV
Own a standard use your E-Brake
Robber Leaves his phone number
Buy A Drill Don't Use a Gun
Prayer Won't Cure Diabetes
Ever Heard, "Fell Like a leaf?"
Remains found in search for missing
Man Shoots Wife Dead Trying To Inst
DIY man shot wife dead
Credit card receipt left at scene
DIY TV installer shoots wife
TV satellite installation mishap
Sandbox Coffin.
Woman electrocuted during sex
sled and roof
Stupid Crook of 2008
Man Installs, Satellite Kills Wife
Do It Your Self Cable Guy
"Man kills wife by shooting hole in
Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill
Man drills hole and wife with gun
Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,
Crushed from the safebox
Thief crush by the safe he stole
Woman shot, killed by husband, Man
Man shoots wife while installing sa
Shooting For The Best Signal
Man fatally shoots wife while insta
You can't take it with you...
Fly Ray Fly
Darwin Award by Proxy
how to install cable with a gun
Man Shooting hole through wall Kill
Neutered On A Rope
Daughter or Doll?
Man Fatally Shoots Wife while Insta
Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill
Man Kills Wife Drilling Hole w/ Gun
Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill
Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill
Man Shoots Wife Using Gun to Drill
Missouri Man Fatally Shoots Wife wh
Handguns: Poor substitute for drill
Bullet Proof T-SHIRT?
A 22 Caliber Drill
Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,
Honey, honey, are you there?
Man fatally shoots wife while insta
Drill or Gun?
Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,
Car thief gets hers
Man fatally shoots wife while insta
Man uses gun as drill, kills wife
don't steal an heavy safe
Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,
Man kills wife installing Satellite
Thief dies crushed by strongbox
Man fatally shoots wife while inst.
crushed by the safe he was stealing
Tigers revenge
Tigers revenge
One Head Two Head Three Head Four
Caddyshack Wannabes
Pickup carrying fireworks loses con
Dunking Under the Milk
Train stunt kills engineer
Train stunt kills engineer
firework mishap
We can't all rise from the dead!
Body of fleeing suspect found in sw
Road Skiing
Man Dies Filming Scene about Accide
dome rocked by car door
Extreme Frizbee
Private Ninja jr
Extra Weight
Why You Don't It In The Road
Woman Drowns in Rain Barrel
Man tries to cut 69K volt power sup
Flash Flood Vixens
Mobile Phone bed fire!
teen dies after falling off roof of
man killed crossing I-10
Kid Imitates Cartoon
Teen Killed While Riding on Roof of
Boy Dies After Imitating an Anime
Hitting the Horse
Drowned in spetic tank
sleigh slay
Teen Dies After Headbutting Door
Shopping Cart Fall Kills Man
Caught Hold of Live Wire.
Cartoons can hurt
Another one bites the. . .sand?
Woman on toilet seat
Deadly escalator
In the Pool, Out of the Pool
don't swim with sharks!
Shopping-cart fall kills man
Dog killed by Train
Kids Copy Cartoon
Don't Worry, It's Just Black Mamba
Man Tries to Cut Highway Patrolman
High Hopes
Shopping-cart fall kills man
Knife fight!
A terror action goes wrong
Codey Porter
Teen drowns body surfing in storm d
Man accused of copper theft dies
Overly done
Woman sat on toilet for 2 years
Man dies removing copper cable
Water. man's foremost necessity.
Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyf
Sex bombs
Boy 10, dies in sandbox
Fake Seatbelt
Stuck to toilet, but not glued!
"Sittin' on the Throne"
Ostrich Boy
Shopping cart surfer cashes in his
Boy copying Naruto Sand ninjas dies
How Not to Move a Mattress
Gambling problem??
head in the sand
She screwed me! But.... didn't!
Shopping cart surfing
Sandbox Coffin
Shopping-cart fall kills man
Man Dives Head-First Into Sewer
Sand is for Real
The shopping cart roller coaster.
Boy Dies After Friends Bury Him Hea
'Car Surfing' Blamed In Teen's Deat
Don't Be A Jackass
Everett boy buried in sandbox dies
Everett boy buried in sandbox dies
Kid dies imitating Naruto (anime)
Punishment of Mary
Everett boy buried in sandbox dies
Shopping Cart Knievel
Soapbox Derby Car vs SUV
Man cheats death ... once
surfer can't handle the speedbumps
'Car Surfing' Blamed In Teen's Deat
Cell Phone Ignites Fuel Truck
Russian man throws two daughters fr
Soapbox Crash!
Motorist survives crash, killed by
A New Way to Steal Copper
Shop till you drop
Will 3rd time be the charm?
Man dies from shopping cart
Death by shopping cart
'Safer' Way To Steal Coppe
Good Deeds always go Punished
Shopping Cart Death
Man Dies in Shopping Cart
Man killed in shopping cart
Soapbox Derby Diaster
4 histories
Man dies when wind flips mattress
Humans make very poor bungie cords
Gas sniffing explosion ends in deat
explosive ordnance disposal
LION EATS MORON
Flying Cheaper, Dying Faster
Drain Dive
Death by Mattress
Man killed trying to steal copper
Flipped!
Man Killed After Falling From Movin
Copper For Profit
Man Dies when wind flips mattress
Man Dies When Wind Flips Mattress
Man Dies When Wind Flips Mattress H
Mattress Kills Man
Who needs a rope?
Fake Seat Belt Real Deadly
Mattress of Death
Wind Flips Mattress
Not the best way to move a mattress
Thieves in a hurry
Woman killed by train while marking
Shocking Idea
Copper Thief
Death by sports car
Copper Thief Gets The Chair - Sorta
Copper theif dies, not charged by p
Man stabs himself while cooking
you Tube -potential honarable ment.
electro-fried idiot
Toothy Photo-Op
Woman killed by train
Man accused of copper theft dies
Man accused of copper theft dies
80,000 volts of justice
Man accused of copper theft dies
Photo op with croc almost deadly
Slip, sliding his way to death
Fake seat belt
Man catches fire to steal wire
Man catches fire to steal wire
Guy jump into the water for a swim
Man Dies After Falling On Knife Whi
Pretend Seatbelt
Man Dies After Falling On Knife Whi
Burns hand and death by steak knife
Griller burns hand then stabs self
Droppin like it's hot
BBQ Misadventure
Should have quit smoking
I need to pull a sickie - Shoot me!
Diver in chummed waters dies after
homemade fireworks
What not to do in a cable car
Man tries to steal wire
Ice Removal
Fake seatbelt
man has friend shoot him in the arm
Dumb Ass
Down the Drain in the Rain
Calling In Wounded
I Can Almost Reach Those Keys
A Hard Way to Get A Day Off
copywright infringement
rat poison taken as leisure drug
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Shedding light on the matter!

Violence on TV

Weber Chimney Starter

Man shoots wife

Shooting Through Wall Kills Wife

Arabs and the XXI century

Man killed while beating would-be r

satellite dishaster..

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill

Rail Crossing

Who Robs the Robber?

MAN SHOOTING HOLE THROUGH WALL KILL

Exorcism required?

man tries to mount a satelite dish

Satellite Dish Murder

Laughing Gas Causes Fatal Accident

Why stuped people should not own gu

Woman rushed to avoid train delay

Killer heels

Man killed while beating would-be r

Teen driver inhaled laughing gas be

Schoolgirl, eight, died after devel

Drilled for Cable

Smoking while breathing pure oxygen

Man shoots wife

Kid dies after hopping on moving tr

Man Shot Wife trying to Install TV

Own a standard use your E-Brake

Robber Leaves his phone number

Buy A Drill Don't Use a Gun

Prayer Won't Cure Diabetes

Ever Heard, "Fell Like a leaf?"

Remains found in search for missing

Man Shoots Wife Dead Trying To Inst

DIY man shot wife dead

Credit card receipt left at scene

DIY TV installer shoots wife

TV satellite installation mishap

Sandbox Coffin.

Woman electrocuted during sex

sled and roof

Stupid Crook of 2008

Man Installs, Satellite Kills Wife

Do It Your Self Cable Guy

"Man kills wife by shooting hole in

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill

Man drills hole and wife with gun

Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,

Crushed from the safebox

Thief crush by the safe he stole

Woman shot, killed by husband, Man

Man shoots wife while installing sa

Shooting For The Best Signal

Man fatally shoots wife while insta

You can't take it with you...

Fly Ray Fly

Darwin Award by Proxy

how to install cable with a gun

Man Shooting hole through wall Kill

Neutered On A Rope

Daughter or Doll?

Man Fatally Shoots Wife while Insta

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill

Man Kills Wife Drilling Hole w/ Gun

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill

Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kill

Man Shoots Wife Using Gun to Drill

Missouri Man Fatally Shoots Wife wh

Handguns: Poor substitute for drill

Bullet Proof T-SHIRT?

A 22 Caliber Drill

Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,

Honey, honey, are you there?

Man fatally shoots wife while insta

Drill or Gun?

Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,

Car thief gets hers

Man fatally shoots wife while insta

Man uses gun as drill, kills wife

don't steal an heavy safe

Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots,

Man kills wife installing Satellite

Thief dies crushed by strongbox

Man fatally shoots wife while inst.

crushed by the safe he was stealing

Tigers revenge

Tigers revenge

One Head Two Head Three Head Four

Caddyshack Wannabes

Pickup carrying fireworks loses con

Dunking Under the Milk

Train stunt kills engineer

Train stunt kills engineer

firework mishap

We can't all rise from the dead!

Body of fleeing suspect found in sw

Road Skiing

Man Dies Filming Scene about Accide

dome rocked by car door

Extreme Frizbee

Private Ninja jr

Extra Weight

Why You Don't It In The Road

Woman Drowns in Rain Barrel

Man tries to cut 69K volt power sup

Flash Flood Vixens

Mobile Phone bed fire!

teen dies after falling off roof of

man killed crossing I-10

Kid Imitates Cartoon

Teen Killed While Riding on Roof of

Boy Dies After Imitating an Anime

Hitting the Horse

Drowned in spetic tank

sleigh slay

Teen Dies After Headbutting Door

Shopping Cart Fall Kills Man

Caught Hold of Live Wire.

Cartoons can hurt

Another one bites the. . .sand?

Woman on toilet seat

Deadly escalator

In the Pool, Out of the Pool

don't swim with sharks!

Shopping-cart fall kills man

Dog killed by Train

Kids Copy Cartoon

Don't Worry, It's Just Black Mamba

Man Tries to Cut Highway Patrolman

High Hopes

Shopping-cart fall kills man

Knife fight!

A terror action goes wrong

Codey Porter

Teen drowns body surfing in storm d

Man accused of copper theft dies

Overly done

Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

Man dies removing copper cable

Water. man's foremost necessity.

Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyf

Sex bombs

Boy 10, dies in sandbox

Fake Seatbelt

Stuck to toilet, but not glued!

"Sittin' on the Throne"

Ostrich Boy

Shopping cart surfer cashes in his

Boy copying Naruto Sand ninjas dies

How Not to Move a Mattress

Gambling problem??

head in the sand

She screwed me! But.... didn't!

Shopping cart surfing

Sandbox Coffin

Shopping-cart fall kills man

Man Dives Head-First Into Sewer

Sand is for Real

The shopping cart roller coaster.

Boy Dies After Friends Bury Him Hea

'Car Surfing' Blamed In Teen's Deat

Don't Be A Jackass

Everett boy buried in sandbox dies

Everett boy buried in sandbox dies

Kid dies imitating Naruto (anime)

Punishment of Mary

Everett boy buried in sandbox dies

Shopping Cart Knievel

Soapbox Derby Car vs SUV

Man cheats death ... once

surfer can't handle the speedbumps

'Car Surfing' Blamed In Teen's Deat

Cell Phone Ignites Fuel Truck

Russian man throws two daughters fr

Soapbox Crash!

Motorist survives crash, killed by

A New Way to Steal Copper

Shop till you drop

Will 3rd time be the charm?

Man dies from shopping cart

Death by shopping cart

'Safer' Way To Steal Coppe

Good Deeds always go Punished

Shopping Cart Death

Man Dies in Shopping Cart

Man killed in shopping cart

Soapbox Derby Diaster

4 histories

Man dies when wind flips mattress

Humans make very poor bungie cords

Gas sniffing explosion ends in deat

explosive ordnance disposal

LION EATS MORON

Flying Cheaper, Dying Faster

Drain Dive

Death by Mattress

Man killed trying to steal copper

Flipped!

Man Killed After Falling From Movin

Copper For Profit

Man Dies when wind flips mattress

Man Dies When Wind Flips Mattress

Man Dies When Wind Flips Mattress H

Mattress Kills Man

Who needs a rope?

Fake Seat Belt Real Deadly

Mattress of Death

Wind Flips Mattress

Not the best way to move a mattress

Thieves in a hurry

Woman killed by train while marking

Shocking Idea

Copper Thief

Death by sports car

Copper Thief Gets The Chair - Sorta

Copper theif dies, not charged by p

Man stabs himself while cooking

you Tube -potential honarable ment.

electro-fried idiot

Toothy Photo-Op

Woman killed by train

Man accused of copper theft dies

Man accused of copper theft dies

80,000 volts of justice

Man accused of copper theft dies

Photo op with croc almost deadly

Slip, sliding his way to death

Fake seat belt

Man catches fire to steal wire

Man catches fire to steal wire

Guy jump into the water for a swim

Man Dies After Falling On Knife Whi

Pretend Seatbelt

Man Dies After Falling On Knife Whi

Burns hand and death by steak knife

Griller burns hand then stabs self

Droppin like it's hot

BBQ Misadventure

Should have quit smoking

I need to pull a sickie - Shoot me!

Diver in chummed waters dies after

homemade fireworks

What not to do in a cable car

Man tries to steal wire

Ice Removal

Fake seatbelt

man has friend shoot him in the arm

Dumb Ass

Down the Drain in the Rain

Calling In Wounded

I Can Almost Reach Those Keys

A Hard Way to Get A Day Off

copywright infringement

rat poison taken as leisure drug

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