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Fake seatbelt Who needed to rescue whom? Flames & Bombs Don't Mix Yeah, let's rob THAT place! Fake seat belt to fool police cause Peta Poster Boy Hold your breath! substation cable theft attempt Never enter storm drains, says city Austin Energy evaluating security a Man injured during intrusion at sub headfirst into storm sewer Soviet bomb dogs get revenge Apparent copper thief gets severe s Hapless Robbers Target Biker Meetin Death in fairy cake eating contest Man dies trying to rescue cat from Dude, I Think We Picked the Wrong B Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Yet another silly sewer story! Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Copper thief gets severe shock Official: Theft attempt cut power robbers attack biker meeting robbers target biker club meeting Seatbelt of Death Man dies after trying to fish walle Man dies in sewer trying to reach w stupid seatbelt subterfuge Shell explodes, kills couple in Vie Shell explodes, kills couple in Vi Man Dies Fishing Money From Sewer Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Unsafe transportation wheel-less wonder Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Fake seatbelt = Real death Diver dies after shark bite Tourist dies after shark attack off No charges after robber's death fireworks in the oven man falls headfirst in storm drain Man dies after being stuck in Wella Man Bitten by Shark While on Dive i Man dies after falling into sewer Diver in chummed waters dies after Diver killed by shark shark attack kills diver off coast free diving with sharks in chum Diver chums water than jumps in. Back of the bus. Ontario Man Falls Down Sewer Shark Fatality Couldn't wait for the Money... Dining with the Sharks Shark Lunch Shark Bite in baited waters Diver in chummed waters dies after How could this happen... diver in chummed water dies A piece of cake Attract Sharks, Dive In Water Shark Gettin' Chummy I've got a gun! Man dies in cake eating contest Death By Cupcake Man Chokes to Death on Cupcakes Seatbelt Fool Dies Man chokes to death on cupcakes Fake seatbelt proves deadly Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Killed by a fairy cake A piece of cake Choke on fairy cakes Cake eating contest gone wrong A Piece of Cake Too Many Cakes Are Bad For You Cake-eating contest death tragedy Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Man chokes on cupcakes Fairy Cake binge Kills Clubber I eat 'til I'm dead Fatal Fairy Cake Let them eat cake Evil Fairy Cakes Over eating a fairy? Fatal Fairy Cakes Death by Fairy Cake Cake-eating contest death tragedy Monk killed by own lawnmower Man dies in cake eating contest How many fairy cakes does it take.. Bear Mauls Wannabe Bard Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Death by cake Water and An Anchor Death by fairy cake Can you swallow 5 fairy cakes? NO! Man dies in cake-eating contest Man dies in cake-eating contest Man dies in cake eating contest Tunnel totaler... Fake seat belt causes death of NZ d Fake seatbelt proves deadly Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Fake seatbelt furthers species. Fake Seatbelt saves $100 fine but.. Fake seatbelt proves deadly Seatbelt Macgyver Man electrocuted on trying to rob c Don't recycle old coke bottles. Home Scoured For Explosives After F death by fairy cake Always belt-up fake seat belt Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Fake Seatbelt Wear a seatbelt Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Trespassing charged...... Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Fake seatbelt doesn't save life Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver Boy died after running to activate Giving All For Art Appendicitis seat belt Drunken Madness Four killed in early-morning motorc Virtually Deadly Shocking Story from York, PA Man "Wins" Game of Russian Roulette Civil War Ammunition Dealer Antique Ordnance: Civil War Style Die in the bus roof Car Plows Into Crowd Watching Pr. G Possible future winner Fatal car fire started by cigarette Darwin gets 7 at once 8 Street Racing Spectators Die A bridge too low Shooting range instructor killed Shooting range instructor killed Autobahn Rules Maryland Drag Racers and Spectators on foot on the higway at night Almost not eligable Killer view of the race Naked Couple Killed In 50-Foot Fall There IS justice in the world! Drag racing is a drag - eight dead Final score from Maryland: Darwin 7 Darwin 8, Humans 0, film at 11 Couple found dead in garage But It Was Cold outside Couple Found Dead In Car In Garage web site death Pin to the police 82 youths die in "choking game" Volvo first floor crash post bounce Choking Game Police seek 'scorched' would-be cop Soldiers go boom to arty shell Where Not to Attach Power Cords Postwoman got run over by own car Clouded Future Funnel Cloud in Independence Throws Still searching for scorched thief Cops hunt charred power cable thief Takeaway BBQ lunch Reveange Man died after driving down boat ra bad way to empty your trailer A good thought gone bad Shockingly stupd Man died after driving drunk down b Landmines are for outside, Duh! Mordor Railways Whoops got it wrong!! Cops:Suspect Hid in Tree, Got Hypot Visiting Student bleeds to death Stupid Flash The Amazing Human Speed Bump Can Kids get rabies Monroe County Monoxide Deaths man hurt using gun to change tyre Extra credit project goes under If the Fall Doesn't Kill You British man killed in Italian Alps Poor Spacing four dead in home Highway Robbery where is the car key? oh no! Arguing on highway gets Canadian co Arguing on highway gets couple kill Russian Roulette Goes Wrong A breath of common sense pet rattlesnake bites man Woman Dies Outside Locked Car He Said, She Said Man caught in Thailand for raping d Keys locked in car? Give up,die. The New Theory of Evolution A Romantic End A least they won't argue any more Darwinian justice - with cars Shoplifter becomes highway fodder Fighting Couple Run Over Runway train Speed sign running blow torch your house down Boarding the Drain impropre use of gasoline Snowmobile Meets Tractor Train stunt kills engineer Ware skier dies in accident train stunt kills engineer Train stunt kills Killer Locomotive - New source. Pre chewing food gives AIDS to Babi Pre chewing food gives AIDS to Babi The crocodile hitter FHP: Car traveled 120 mph in crash At The Mountains of Mattress British Man Killed in Italian Alps police set black guy on fire Man killed whie sliding on matress AN overexcited dog has accidentally Alcohol seen as factor in death of British Man Killed in Italian Alps Car jackers Gold Coast Australia British Man Killed in Italian Alps Dumb snow play Into the wild The nanny state, needs more nannies British Man Killed in Italian Alps Sled Ride Save Yourself! Jump! Briton dies sliding down Italian pi British Man Killed in Italian Alps Sledding on mattress Our Lady Seat of Stupidity intimate toy involved death Nip Zip Riot 2 auto near misses mattress sledding Man Killed Sledding on mattress Plant Your Face Here Two killed in Gold Coast crash afte Snow Justice Woman jumps from bridge Man killed riding mattress in Alps British Man Killed in Italian Alps British Man Killed in Italian Alps Drunk British Man Skiing British Man Killed in Italian Alps Safety Devices: There for a Reason Ski Mattress Death British Man Killed in Italian Alps Man Killed in Italian Alps While Sl Italian Alps Mattress Sliding British Man Killed in Italian Alps Father unfortunely reproduced British Man Killed in Italian Alps Man Dies in Rubber Mat Ski Crash Really dumb sledger Sledgeing on safety Mattress skiing murray s bridge over condamine rive Holidaymaker is killed riding rubbe The Slippery Slope Burglar bleeds to death in break-in Briton dies sliding down Italian pi Italian Piste On The Piste Skier dies in 'mattress race' sessi Briton dies sliding down Italian p Briton dies sliding down Italian pi Two die in stormwater drain Drunken idiots at ski resort They're there for a reason.... Briton killed sledging on mattress A teen is dead after a freak accide One more round Women arrested Women arrested Into (and out of) the wild Cat rapes woman after performing or Life is not an action movie A few boys learning to fly Nail your own head dangerous dancing Street shaft death due to chemistry Great power, great irresponsibility Artistic Demise Esclator Sliding Canine saves the day when silent ki

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