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People vs. train: 0 - 6 Hunter Killed by His Own Rifle 2 grafitti artists get flushed down Man dies after shooting self labor pains Female Bodyguard holds on to car Man Dies after Accidently Shooting Suicide bomber falls down stairs .. 18 year old BMW 'Owner' LUCERNE Man dies while ditching gar Suicide bomber falls down stairs condom wont come off A Picture says a thousand words Cow muck closes highway Hijacking Gone Bad Cameras w/o zoom considered harmful 18yr old dies while flying in a BMW Role Reversal Flying BMW Man Electrocutes Wife During Sex Tiger kills zoo visitor He's no Clint Eastwood Smoking and oxygen tanks dont mix Trunk Space Fun with Tongues Man dies after shooting himself Man dies after accidentally shootin Do I Need Another Hole In My Head? Man dies after shooting himself News anchor dies in snowmobile acc sexual energy gone awry Trouser Snake Kills Cambodian Man unintentional arson Too Stupid for $80,000 Car Speeding car flies 200 feet, killin Fatal Miscount (No)5 Killed In Car Crash On Ocala Runw Drunk, math-challenged man+gun=? Man shoots self at party Dallas man accidently shoots self i Man Dies After Shooting Self Car flies off runway... Five dead in car crash off runway. Fly Your BMW! 5 Killed In Car Crash On Ocala Runw drove over best friend Seeing the Light Geronimo-splat Man Shoots Self in Head Oops! Accidental fatal shooting BMW goes airborne Kitty Hawk II-Revenge of the Beemer 5 Die When BMW Flies Off Airstrip Flying car Thinking gun empty, man shoots, kil Man Shoots Self at Party 5 Kids Try to Fly BMW on Runway Thinking Gun Empty... BMW2008 Kids fly off runway Check out my new gun! 200 feet till desth Five dead after car crashes off en Man Thinks Gun is Empty, Shoots Sel man accidently shoots self Was that five or six shots? Counting Correctly Is Important! Cars don't fly flying bmw into a tree 'Bizarre sex' kills woman Man dies after accidentally shootin Bizarre' sex kills woman Kinky Sex, Shocking Death Man dies after accidentally shootin Man dies after accidentally shootin It's Empty! Five dead after car crashes off end Gun Control Takes Care of Itself I thought I was out of bullets! 'Bizarre' sex kills woman 5 Dead After Crash Cars Can't fly Fly Boys Russian Roulette anyone? BMW Jumped over the Moon Speeding Car Flies Off Runway Man dies after accidentally shootin Speeding car flies 200 feet, killin Man dies after accidentaly shooting culling the "can't count" gene Man Shoots Himself in Head BMW Cleared for Takeoff. Runways are for airplanes Fla Airport Crash Flying in a BMW 5 Killed When BMW Flies Off Elevate 'Bizarre Sex' Kills Woman Mower smarter than man sexelectrocution The lights are out and nobodys home kinky sex death Police: Electric shock sex preceded Man accused of sex electrocution of Don't touch when in water! I've fallen and I can't get up. Surplus Electricity Relationship Selectrocution Woman Dies During Electrifying Sex Delicious mushroom Ironhard try to kill himself. burgler signs for package What A Tangled Web Honoray Mention: A Bread Theft Breckenridge Ski accident Suicide bomber falls down stairs .. Suicide Bomber falls down stairs Suicide bomber falls down stairs .. Graffiti Artists washed to their de Shrapnel Toothpicks dying for art Suicide bomber falls down stairs Suicide bomber falls down stairs .. Man Shot Himself In Genital 2 down 7 to go ?!? shoot yourself in the foot Indiana Woman Conserves Herself Toxicated Trio Taunt Tiger Hon. Ment? Man Saved from Croc Shot Man Killed By Exploding Toilet in L Suicide craze linked to social netw Woman who turned off heat to save e Idiot Internet Memorial Site Fad Graffiti Drain Deathsport Stop strip gone wrong Deadly Sex in the Garage Would-be Thief Electrocuted The Keystone Robbers Oops that not copper ! Cops find Copper Thief Driver faked death to avoid fines Motorist faked death to evade fine Rambo IV Stabs Himself Mrs Graffiti Artist swept away in storm Fools day Blasting Off Oh Deer Ladies Go Wild For Gun Tatoos... An electrofying experience Death by mmorpg Graffitti is now their epitaph Suspects wanted on hundreds of char Tiger teasing Tauting Tiger a big mistake video game gone bad Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Wii to much to drink Drinking + Storm Sewer + Strom = ?? Drain grafitti artists Drain Death Graffiti Artists Drain Accident The Last message Tagged to death Stormwater kills graffiti duo Aircraft Carrier Football Drowned while graffitting! Spraypainting In Storm Drains Body Found At Power Substation Grafitti down the drain Graffiti writing sewer rats Killed proving spirit 'isn’t flamma Shocking transformer theft. Great Balls Of Fire Body Blamed For Power Outage man electrocuted stealing wire Update on SF Tiger killing carrot juice overdose Tiger tantrum Disability A La Boredom. Hey Bubba, Watch This SF Zoo Tiger Attack Victim Drunk During Tiger Attack Man survives brush with freight tra 100mph trip has end at lightpole Tigers 1 Yankees 0 Revenge of the Taunted Tiger Booze, Weed and Tigers don't mix Don't Taunt The Tigers Robber shoots himself in groin tiger was taunted Taunting a 'sensitive' tiger tiger victim taunted cat Oh Shoot! crook get nuts shot off HOME INVASION ROBBER SHOT BY SELF Testicle blast Man shoots himself in testicle duri Robbery Suspect Shoots Self In Geni Oops! Robber Shoots Himself During Robber shoots own testicle Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robber Shoots Self in Genitals Suwon Student Searches for Cellphon Police: Man shoots self in groin du Man Shot Himself In Genitals During ELECTRIC POOL BBQ Look Left, Look Right, Look UP!!! Talk about your Botched Robbery.... Robber shoots off testicle Man shoots self in genitals Robber shoots self during robbery man shoots himself during robbery Police: Man shoots self in groin du Talk about things going really wro Nice Shot Self-Induced Vasectomy Robber shoots self in testicle Man Shot Himself In Genitals Robber Shoots Himself In The Groin Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Cops have Robber by the balls Police: Man shoots self in groin du Incarcerated genius Inept Robber - Honorable Mention Automotive 101 Robber shoots self in groin Aw Nuts. testicles and bullets dont mix Fake heat - yeah sure Leathal Edging Petrol Spitting Man on Fire Man shot himself in Genitals during Robber Shoots Self in the Jewels Talk About Things Going Really Wrng You'll never beleive this... You'll never beleive this... Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Thief Shots Himself in the Groin Man shoots testicle during robbery Waving interrupted. 356 on a Go-cart Man goes out window with tree Never spit gasoline while smoking 1 shot closes slaying case Man sliding down escalator plunges GPS Wasn't So Accurate... The Opposite of a Darwin Reverse discrimination spitting gasoline Fake hanging becomes all too real The escalator surfer Man dies after trying to slide down Escalator Surfing Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Man falls from escalator to death Out the window Innapopriate time to wave Man accidentally hangs self Wrong way to ride an escalator Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Escalator Surfing escalator surfing Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Man dies in escalator mishap Man sliding down escalator plunges Man sliding down escalator plunges Man sliding down escalator plunges Man Dies After Escalator Plunge Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Drunk Dies Sliding down Banister Birdsboro Man Electrocuted Wrong Way Marci Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Man Dies In Calif. Escalator Mishap Man Dies Sliding Down an Escalator Escalator Surfing? Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Going Down? Man Dies After Trying to Slide Down Crushing Cable Car Man Dies After Sliding Down Escalat Man accidentally hangs self in amat Don't try this at home. (REALLY) Escalator Ride! Escalator To Heaven Barber Shop Drama Man nearly loses arm waving at girl Tripping on the escalator Man killed in fall after reported Escalator Ride to the Bottom Sliding & Slipping off an escalator Amateur stunt = near hanging Escalating the Stakes Fun Slide to Death Explosive play out of hand Man sliding down escalator plunges fun with escalators Man killed in fall after reported e Man on Escalator Plunges to Death Highland to Lowland mechanical stairway to heaven Mock Hanging, Vancouver BC Don't Drink and Slide Man accidentally hangs self in amat Esclator Plunge Women Drowns in Rail Barrel Man Killed after Escalator Stunt Mall escalator Stunt Booze and escalator don't mix. Man Dies In Calif. Escalator Mishap Man killed in fall/escalator Canadian accidentally hangs self in Man dies while exiting escalator White spirit isn't flammable I'm Free Falling Man dies in fall from Cal Escalator Escalator Stunt Death Ride on Hollywood Escalator Escalator Slide Last Ride Slip-Slidin away Man killed after escalator stunt What a way to go Man Falls To Death During Spitting Idle hands are the devil's entree. Dog Shoots Man B.C. man nearly dies in hanging stu Dead Wrong Diarrhea in Korea Man accidentally hangs self in amat UPDATE! Potential Darwin Candidate honorable mention Potential Darwin Candidate Accidental hanging during "stunt" f no more mark of the beast Amateur film stunt results in near- Man accidentally hangs self in amat Proving white spirit isn't flammabl Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door Deadly Diarrhea Drunk Learns About Flammability Spirit is inflammable? Man killed by wood chips Benazir Bhutto Man Dies In Fireball Bird dog fatally shoots owner How not to do a stunt Yes, White Sprit is flammable White spirit isn't flammable Bird dog steps on gun, kills hunter Man cuts off hand and microwaves it Trians and I-pods; Do not mix Snappy Gary Meets Unsnappy Shark Mark of the Beast! Subway bathroom break Santans Hand Loosening lugnuts with shotgun Seoul subways add WCs after deadly Woodcutters Vs. Train Previous submission - refrigerator Stay cool, even if it kills you Idle hands=Devil's playground Hunting Dog Shoots Owner Dog Shoots Owner Bird dog steps on gun, kills hunter A Corpse, a Check, a Bizarre NYC Cr The corpse was a dead giveaway The dumbest dead Beware, shooter dog Hunter shot dead by dog Fleeing teenager killed on motorway Knife Thief Trips, Stabs Self collecting corpse security Bird dog steps on gun, kills hunter Mans dies while cleaning loaded gun A Sharp Dressed Thief Woman Drowns in Rain Barrel Inside Poking Fun Crispy Cat The dog shot me The stinky monk RSA 2008 Dumbest Criminal award Mexican boy glues self to bed to av Feel lucky, punk? Woman Drowns In Rain Barrel Woman Dies in So. Cal. Flood At least the cat survived self pwnage Just a Rain Barrel Woman Drowns In Rain Barrel Woman drowns in rain barrel Water Barrel Blues Woman Drowns in Rain Barrel Woman drowns in rain barrel Woman Drowns In Rain Barrel Woman Drowns to retrieve Kitten Woman Drowns in Rain Barrel The last time getting drunk Man using GPS drives into path of t Wrongful Deaths? Dumb kids. Dumb kids. xmas tiger attack explosion kills student Quote Denver Down Mad Bomber of West Chester I'll Still Kill....myself? Man who died was using camera to re Extreme Ice Road Driving Extreme Ice Road Driving Robber's paper trail Electrocution Pipe Bomb Killed Teen Man Killed by Pipe Bomb Recorded Bl Man Using GPS Drives in Front of Tr People killed in spanniard road How To Loose Faith In Technology wrong way Homemade Demolitions Playhouse kills man Tracing a Gun? Blast that killed a man Four of A Kind Beats A Flush Dog saves bushwalkers Don't Tease the Tiger Woman keeps driving burning truck New year buffaloe ride newtonian exit men shot while tracing for tattoo! Tatoo Shooting Gun Tattoo Tattoo Parlor Honorable Mention SF Zoo Tiger Victim Slingshots Shot for tacing Gun for Tattoo Motorway Madness Men Shot Trying to Make Gun Tattoo 2 men shoot selves tracing gun Tracing Loaded Gun= Not a Good Idea Talk about a shot in the arm... The idol was unlucky Tracing loaded gun as tatoo pattern Magnum tatoo Tattoo target Men Shot With .357 as They Traced I Dumb Tattoo flaming whisky

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