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Dying for a care wash
Television is bad for kids
Russian Roulette
Mauled by tiger when taking photo
4 Die in Fiery "Mud Bogging" Crash
Projectil fy into boys head
Dad shot his son in head
BoyandGirl got killed in garage
German Kid got killed by his friend
Dumb Mud boggers
Snowboarder Dives Into the Snow
Smart Dog, Stupid Soldier
Put it in park!
Benazir Bhutto
Eternal Dreedom - Short Cut Method
A Pocket Full of Salt
Man died in fire while trying to re
Cleaning house without power
Man dies of champagne and lap dance
Fatal red light with a cop
Tiger, Tiger..
Heads Up
How to ruin a good movie date!
Give this Man a Hand!
Man falls asleep on railway line
Fatal tiger attack at SF Zoo
A Spiked Soda
Do not taunt happy fun tiger.
Cat Chow
Tiger taunting
Tiger Taunt cause Escape & Death
Tiger mauls 3 people
Tiger attack
Death by testosterone poisoning
S. F. Zoo Tiger Assists Darwin
How to Tease a Siberian Tiger
Taunting The Tigress
Tiger klls one and mouls two
Tiger
Unexploded Ordnance
Police Training Slogan: Harsh Words
Let's try that same trick again!
Discarding a Statue in the River
upside down in septic tank
Idiot runs through fire
Man Dies After Being Hit by Two Car
Tigers tear off photographer's arm
Priest who committed suicide for re
Priest committed suicide for rebirt
dumbest Robber Ever
Man injured in fall from Gatlinburg
Breaking Promise of Rebirth
Patriots Fan Jumps From Overpass
Man hammers nails into head every w
Indian priest promises rebirth
BICENTENNIAL SUICIDE
Going out with a Bang
Explosive lighter
Dumb Ram Raider
Bada-bing-bada-BOOM
Heart Attack Cat
$Billionaire$ roofer falls to death
Man Dies Hanging Christmas Lights
To get a good Picture
Senior portrait with a tiger
John Darwin
Roofing Magnate Dies in Fall...
Billionaire dies falling thru roof!
Billionaire Ken Hendricks dies
Man gets mauled by Bangle Tigers
Rock n Roll Suicide
Camera-wielding hand inside fence,
Improving a previous Darwin
School bus driver
Kill your wife on acident no Family
Railway Crossing errors
Wanted a closer picture
Eaten by Tiger
Zoo Visit Ends in Tragedy
tigers kill photographer
Tiger's tasty lunch!
Boil in the Bath
Give 'em a hand
Kodak moment?
Man Killed By Tigers
Just a Little Closer...
Tiger mauls photographer
Tiger bait
Tiger Kills Man Who Stuck His Arm
Mom's brain in outer space
India Tigers Kill Man Reaching Into
Tigers kill man at zoo
Teen Accidentally Suffocates Self
Tigers kill man who stuck his arm i
tiger bites off mans arm at zoo
India tigers kill man
India Tigers Kill Man ReachingCage
Tiger Bait
Man gets mauled by tigers
Tigers Kill Man Who Stuck His Arm I
Tigers tear man's arm at zoo
Tigers don't want photo taken
Stuck His Arm In Tiger Cage
Zoo Tigers are Still Carnivores
Tigers Kill Man Who Stuck His Arm I
oops
teenage constructs "firecracker"
Blown out of the Gene Pool
Tualatin Man Accidentally Shoots, K
Quick Draw kills wife
Solo Sea Kayaker
Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Hi
Pipe Bomb goes Boom!
Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Hi
Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Hi
emergency break train
missing the train
Ricochet Removal (HM)
Joe Horn. Shooting his mouth off.
girl survives jump from train at 12
Where's the boom?
Snowmobiles have their own rules
Too Hot Christmas Lights
Snowmobile Rider Killed On I-84
Bright Idea
California Man Electrocuted While H
Hon. Mention - Abseil Impalement
Two in a Row
Too Much Oil
19-year-old man killed by his homem
Snowmobiler on Interstate
Prisoner cuts off own testicles
Cutting Off Her Own Testicles in Pr
home made bomb kills teen
State DOT worker injured, 1 killed
Is that wire live?
Watch out for that cable!
Man almost OD's on Vodka
Penny trick gets man killed by trai
Airport anger: man downs litre of v
Freeway road rage
A Bridge Too Far
So *That's* Why it didn't blow up!
Man Drinks a Liter of Vodka
Taxi Driver prefers own method
Man shot himself testing safety dev
Body of man who fell in Laie cesspo
Man chugs liter of vodka in airport
Teen built pipe bomb that killed hi
Teen killed while checking his pipe
Homemade Bomb-timer check
Why didn't my bomb go off?
Rider who crashed with rattlesnake
"Disoriented" Driver Hits State Str
Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak
Cyclist Transporting Rattlesnake
Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak
Motorcycling Rattlesnake
more snowmobile deaths
Heavy gas is heavy.
"Snowmobilers' deaths spur warnings
12yo dies inhaling 'sniff safe' fue
Frosted window driver
Two killed in avalanche
Hungry for God
fireworks factory arsonist more
fireworks factory arsonist
Smoker smoked!
Be careful where you leave your gun
Snap!
Lugnutjob
automobile acrobatics
The John Darwin Awards
The Darwin who dies ...and comes ba
ring cut off willy
Train 1, Van 0
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Biker Critically Injured by Snake
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Snakes and bikes don't mix
Man on cell phone killed by train
cell phone choo choo splat
A short walk on a long track
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Can You Hear Me Now?
Eco-Families
Faux G-man 0 Dumptruck 1
Road Rage Ends in Driver Dead
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Cell phone kills
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Cellphones give superpowers... not!
man eaten by king cobra
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Man on cell phone killer nby train
Dead Darwin returns and is arreste
Taking a Dump
Man on cell phone killed by train
Man on cell phone killed by train
Man talking on cell phone killed by
He Should Have Called Amtrak
Suffocation by car shelter
Man talking on cell phone killed by
Road Rage Revenge
Road Rage Revenge
Asping for It
Tagger electrocuted
SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos
Robber locks himself out of getaway
Driving Switch-a-roo
As You Are In Aberdeen
Don't remove lug nuts with a shotgu
Loosen Lug Nuts with Shotgun
Don't run with ...antlers?
Pocket bike are dangerous !!
The Knucklehead
Fresh Sushi
Pooh on hand
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2007 December Slush Pile Rejects

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Dying for a care wash

Television is bad for kids

Russian Roulette

Mauled by tiger when taking photo

4 Die in Fiery "Mud Bogging" Crash

Projectil fy into boys head

Dad shot his son in head

BoyandGirl got killed in garage

German Kid got killed by his friend

Dumb Mud boggers

Snowboarder Dives Into the Snow

Smart Dog, Stupid Soldier

Put it in park!

Benazir Bhutto

Eternal Dreedom - Short Cut Method

A Pocket Full of Salt

Man died in fire while trying to re

Cleaning house without power

Man dies of champagne and lap dance

Fatal red light with a cop

Tiger, Tiger..

Heads Up

How to ruin a good movie date!

Give this Man a Hand!

Man falls asleep on railway line

Fatal tiger attack at SF Zoo

A Spiked Soda

Do not taunt happy fun tiger.

Cat Chow

Tiger taunting

Tiger Taunt cause Escape & Death

Tiger mauls 3 people

Tiger attack

Death by testosterone poisoning

S. F. Zoo Tiger Assists Darwin

How to Tease a Siberian Tiger

Taunting The Tigress

Tiger klls one and mouls two

Tiger

Unexploded Ordnance

Police Training Slogan: Harsh Words

Let's try that same trick again!

Discarding a Statue in the River

upside down in septic tank

Idiot runs through fire

Man Dies After Being Hit by Two Car

Tigers tear off photographer's arm

Priest who committed suicide for re

Priest committed suicide for rebirt

dumbest Robber Ever

Man injured in fall from Gatlinburg

Breaking Promise of Rebirth

Patriots Fan Jumps From Overpass

Man hammers nails into head every w

Indian priest promises rebirth

BICENTENNIAL SUICIDE

Going out with a Bang

Explosive lighter

Dumb Ram Raider

Bada-bing-bada-BOOM

Heart Attack Cat

$Billionaire$ roofer falls to death

Man Dies Hanging Christmas Lights

To get a good Picture

Senior portrait with a tiger

John Darwin

Roofing Magnate Dies in Fall...

Billionaire dies falling thru roof!

Billionaire Ken Hendricks dies

Man gets mauled by Bangle Tigers

Rock n Roll Suicide

Camera-wielding hand inside fence,

Improving a previous Darwin

School bus driver

Kill your wife on acident no Family

Railway Crossing errors

Wanted a closer picture

Eaten by Tiger

Zoo Visit Ends in Tragedy

tigers kill photographer

Tiger's tasty lunch!

Boil in the Bath

Give 'em a hand

Kodak moment?

Man Killed By Tigers

Just a Little Closer...

Tiger mauls photographer

Tiger bait

Tiger Kills Man Who Stuck His Arm

Mom's brain in outer space

India Tigers Kill Man Reaching Into

Tigers kill man at zoo

Teen Accidentally Suffocates Self

Tigers kill man who stuck his arm i

tiger bites off mans arm at zoo

India tigers kill man

India Tigers Kill Man ReachingCage

Tiger Bait

Man gets mauled by tigers

Tigers Kill Man Who Stuck His Arm I

Tigers tear man's arm at zoo

Tigers don't want photo taken

Stuck His Arm In Tiger Cage

Zoo Tigers are Still Carnivores

Tigers Kill Man Who Stuck His Arm I

oops

teenage constructs "firecracker"

Blown out of the Gene Pool

Tualatin Man Accidentally Shoots, K

Quick Draw kills wife

Solo Sea Kayaker

Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Hi

Pipe Bomb goes Boom!

Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Hi

Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Hi

emergency break train

missing the train

Ricochet Removal (HM)

Joe Horn. Shooting his mouth off.

girl survives jump from train at 12

Where's the boom?

Snowmobiles have their own rules

Too Hot Christmas Lights

Snowmobile Rider Killed On I-84

Bright Idea

California Man Electrocuted While H

Hon. Mention - Abseil Impalement

Two in a Row

Too Much Oil

19-year-old man killed by his homem

Snowmobiler on Interstate

Prisoner cuts off own testicles

Cutting Off Her Own Testicles in Pr

home made bomb kills teen

State DOT worker injured, 1 killed

Is that wire live?

Watch out for that cable!

Man almost OD's on Vodka

Penny trick gets man killed by trai

Airport anger: man downs litre of v

Freeway road rage

A Bridge Too Far

So *That's* Why it didn't blow up!

Man Drinks a Liter of Vodka

Taxi Driver prefers own method

Man shot himself testing safety dev

Body of man who fell in Laie cesspo

Man chugs liter of vodka in airport

Teen built pipe bomb that killed hi

Teen killed while checking his pipe

Homemade Bomb-timer check

Why didn't my bomb go off?

Rider who crashed with rattlesnake

"Disoriented" Driver Hits State Str

Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak

Cyclist Transporting Rattlesnake

Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak

Motorcycling Rattlesnake

more snowmobile deaths

Heavy gas is heavy.

"Snowmobilers' deaths spur warnings

12yo dies inhaling 'sniff safe' fue

Frosted window driver

Two killed in avalanche

Hungry for God

fireworks factory arsonist more

fireworks factory arsonist

Smoker smoked!

Be careful where you leave your gun

Snap!

Lugnutjob

automobile acrobatics

The John Darwin Awards

The Darwin who dies ...and comes ba

ring cut off willy

Train 1, Van 0

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Biker Critically Injured by Snake

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Snakes and bikes don't mix

Man on cell phone killed by train

cell phone choo choo splat

A short walk on a long track

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Can You Hear Me Now?

Eco-Families

Faux G-man 0 Dumptruck 1

Road Rage Ends in Driver Dead

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Cell phone kills

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Cellphones give superpowers... not!

man eaten by king cobra

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Man on cell phone killer nby train

Dead Darwin returns and is arreste

Taking a Dump

Man on cell phone killed by train

Man on cell phone killed by train

Man talking on cell phone killed by

He Should Have Called Amtrak

Suffocation by car shelter

Man talking on cell phone killed by

Road Rage Revenge

Road Rage Revenge

Asping for It

Tagger electrocuted

SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos

Robber locks himself out of getaway

Driving Switch-a-roo

As You Are In Aberdeen

Don't remove lug nuts with a shotgu

Loosen Lug Nuts with Shotgun

Don't run with ...antlers?

Pocket bike are dangerous !!

The Knucklehead

Fresh Sushi

Pooh on hand

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