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2007 November Rejects
Boy dies for religious reasons
Suspected burglar drowns in pond fl
Hot Wire
Jehovah's Cancer
Cannon explodes during salute, kill
Survival of the Stupidest
The Red Neck Defibrillator
Man with $1M bill busted at bank
Man explodes grenade after ticket r
Eliminating her own gene pool.
Man nearly electrocuted in act of i
Thanksgiving electrocution
Axe Wielder Gets Dragged to Death
Man Explodes Grenade (and Himself)
Shoulda stayed in the ditch.
If at once you don't succed...
Eco fanaticism gone to far??
If at first you don't succeed.
Darwin's Rules for Handgun Use
Babies are not Eco-Friendly
Meet the women who won't have babie
Man 'attempted sex with fence' in L
Man killed by rubbish was bin-man
Don't call me Dickhead!
You, too, can be roadkill
Death of Olive Thomas
The flip side of trains
A human cannot stop a pickup
Man Loses Arm To Train, Asks Police
Hot time in Macon
The women who won't have babies
gator catches theif
Environmentalist Sterilizes Herself
Meet the women who won't have babie
young window cleaner
Meet the women who won't have babie
STERILIZED TO PROTECT THE PLANET
Sterile women-babies bad for earth
Dead Man Swigged Quart Of Vodka
Woman Gets in Her Last Licks
Man Overboard
Collector killed by his own hoard
Death By Hitch Hiking!
Washington state man uses shotgun t
Deathly barbecue
Snaggletoothed Justice
Dirty Harry changes a Tire
What's your poison
gun used to remove tire lug nuts
Smart Biker
Eats an Amanita Phalloides...
Man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut
SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos
Anti retroviral avoidance
ammonia leak
Savaged in the bearpit
Robber leaves his own wallet behind
A Shotgun is not a lug wrench
Six die when China cook gets confus
man uses shop vac to siphon gas
Never Piss Off A Truck Driver
Kiwi Ingenuity.
Bizzare
Man dies in kids playgorund
Drunken sailor blows himself up
Man struck b towed fridge
Thief makes unwise getaway choice
Man Finds Shotgun Not A Good Wrench
Alligator eats wanted fugitive
Dummy killed starting vehicle
Fleeing Thief Dies By Gator Attack
Catflap Carrion
Escaping burglar eaten by alligator
Clogged Getaway
Maids find perv bonking a bike
Dead in cat door
Man Takes Off Lugnut With Gun
A Booming Business
Dangerous Treasure Hunt Turns Into
Death Penalty for Theft?
Killed by Cat Door
Go get holy help, personally !
Blown higher than gas prices
Truck drags, kills man
Unlucky Truck Driver
Clothes Line Pole Death
Gun Shot Tire Repair
Honorable Mention - absolutely true
killed by condom
Gators -1, Criminals -0
Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door
Probe into test flight death
Condom with laughing gas over head
Read the sign!
Blast injures Albuquerque man; hous
Fleeing Robbery
Fleeing suspect dies in alligator
Gator nabs suspect
man uses shotgun to loosen lugnut
rober eaten by crock
Woman being "silly" hit by train
Man Trying To Escape Police Killed
Woman being 'silly' hit by freight
Alligator Takes a Bite Out of Crime
Cuckoo for Cockatoo
Man Flees Police, Gets Eaten
Man hurt using gun to change tyr
Gator Eats Robber
Gator eats robber
The Lobster Story
Cat Burglar?
Man killed by alligator whl fleeing
Gators 1 Dumb Crook 0
Human torch
Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga
Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door
No Helmet Motorcyclist
Man shoots lug nut
Dances With Alligators
Man uses shotgun to change tyre
Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga
Man Jumps Into Gator-Infested Lake,
Killed by gator; fleeing police
Killed by gator; fleeing police
Alligator Cop uses excessive force
Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir
Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga
After Gaza Death, Activists Resolut
racheal corrie
Chlorinating the gene pool...
Money making idea - shot yourself
Suspected Car Thief Eaten by Gator
Report: Suspected Car Thief Eaten b
Robber Flees Cops, Eaten By Gator
Gator takes a bite out of crim
Crime-busting gator kills Florida f
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Cat doors are for cats
Alligator eats robbery suspect
Cuff or jaws
Shotgun 1 Lugnut 0
Boyfriend Dead in Cat Door
car thief and alligator
Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir
Man dies in girlfriend's cat door
Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga
shotgun tireiron
Ammonia Treasure Pipe
freeway not good place to fight
Best to use tools when loosening lu
Killer gator eats hapless perp!
Cat Call
Man discovered dead in girlfriend's
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Gun backfires as car-repair tool
Gator Dines on Crook
Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door
Honorable Mention: Ammonia Pipe
Man Uses Shot Gun for Tire Wrench
Cat Door Comeback
Lug Nut
Man dies in cat door
Cockatoo of death
Woman Finds BoyfriendDeadinCatDoor
The Police always carry guns!
Cat Door
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Man + Catdoor = Darwin Award
Gator Bait
Here, kitty, kitty
Man escapes police but not gator
MAn dies trapped in Cat door
How Not to Change a Tire
Man Trying To Escape Police Killed
Eluded the Police....not the Gator
Man dies in girlfriend's cat door
gator chomp
Man's choice to use shotgun to loos
Look what the cat dragged in
Man Shoots Self Loosening Lug Nut
One dead, one injured in pet rescue
Man Dies in Cat Door
Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir
idiot american
Man dies in Girlfriend's cat door..
Fleeing robbery suspect gets caught
Woman Finds Boyfriend Dead Cat Door
Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir
Lion vs. Man
Man hurt as he uses shotgun to remo
How not to change a tire
Cat Door Catastrophe
Man Injures Himself Using Shotgun T
Dumb boyfriend
Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Man Hurt as he uses shotgun to remo
Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir
Man Found Dead In Cat Door
man found dead, stuck in cat door
Lug Nut Removal with Shotgun
Best to use tools when loosening lu
Man Found Dead, Stuck in Cat Door
Officer Poncho Alligator On Duty
A shotgun wheel change
Shooting a lughut
How not to change your wheel
Jack is a gun nut
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Shotgun Tyre Removal
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Man Killed By Alligator At Indian R
shotgun for lug wrench
Man Hurt Whilst Using Gun To Change
Boyfriend dies stuck in cat door
Man shoots himself changing tyre
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Tired of a tyre?
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
Wheel Nut Gun
Man uses gun to change tyre
Loosen a wheel nut with a gun
Man hurt using gun to change tire
Shotgun Tool
Man hospitalized after using shotgu
Man's choice to use shotgun to loos
Saving Cockatoo
Man hurt using gun to change tire
Kitsap County man hospitalized afte
Use tools when loosening lug nuts
Man dies during cockatoo rescue
MMan hurt using gun to change tyre
Man uses shotgun to loosen a nut
Man hurt using gun to change tyre
lugnuts & shotgun
Best to use tools when loosening l
Man Hurt Using Gun to Change Tyre
Man hospitalized after using shotgu
Man Uses Shotgun To Loosen Lug Nut
A wheel nut (honourable mention)
Man dies attempting to rescue bird
shotgun used to loosen lug nut
Shotgun to the lug nut...
Man dies during cockatoo rescue
Cockatoo Rescue
Shoot 'Em Up Tire Change
Family watches fatal exorcism
too cocky
Man dies after trying to rescue coc
Revenge of the Lug Nut
Revenge of the Lugnuts
Using shotgun to loosen lug nut
Man hospitalized after using shotgu
LUG NUT NUT
Car Repair by Shotgun
Using Shotgun as Tire Iron
Revenge of the lug nut
A Nut on Both sides of the Shotgun.
Removing Lug Nuts with Shotgun
Using a shotgun to remove a lug nut
Man found dead in cat door
Killer pedalo
Tasting amanita phaloides
Man dies after vaulting over Inters
Snakebite victim's family sues
Deput Dies Showing Off
Natural Selection
Electric fence
M.E.: 'Intoxication' contributed to
Virginia Man Found Dead
your writing is to thin
takeing all 27"
Kiss of Dealth (almost)
Stuntah Perpetual Cycle
Green wood doesn't burn anyway
The Ultimate Downer Group
Hunter dies when he shoots himself
No charges in electrocution case
Russian Roulette incident, #0005
Driverless Truck Kills Man
Guy Fawkes claims another victim
Dynamite in the Gas Tank
timber
Near miss
Falling tree kills man at party
Falling tree kills man at party
Biker Funeral
A Reverse Darwin Award?
Biker Dies During Funeral
Tree claims Hart man’s life
Sexy High Heels Leads to Death
Lemmings
Electricity Kills or Copper Thief
Wee for Wii
Garden gnome gash
Copper Wire Thief
Watch where you stand
Two badly burned while huffing in S
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Boy dies for religious reasons

Suspected burglar drowns in pond fl

Hot Wire

Jehovah's Cancer

Cannon explodes during salute, kill

Survival of the Stupidest

The Red Neck Defibrillator

Man with $1M bill busted at bank

Man explodes grenade after ticket r

Eliminating her own gene pool.

Man nearly electrocuted in act of i

Thanksgiving electrocution

Axe Wielder Gets Dragged to Death

Man Explodes Grenade (and Himself)

Shoulda stayed in the ditch.

If at once you don't succed...

Eco fanaticism gone to far??

If at first you don't succeed.

Darwin's Rules for Handgun Use

Babies are not Eco-Friendly

Meet the women who won't have babie

Man 'attempted sex with fence' in L

Man killed by rubbish was bin-man

Don't call me Dickhead!

You, too, can be roadkill

Death of Olive Thomas

The flip side of trains

A human cannot stop a pickup

Man Loses Arm To Train, Asks Police

Hot time in Macon

The women who won't have babies

gator catches theif

Environmentalist Sterilizes Herself

Meet the women who won't have babie

young window cleaner

Meet the women who won't have babie

STERILIZED TO PROTECT THE PLANET

Sterile women-babies bad for earth

Dead Man Swigged Quart Of Vodka

Woman Gets in Her Last Licks

Man Overboard

Collector killed by his own hoard

Death By Hitch Hiking!

Washington state man uses shotgun t

Deathly barbecue

Snaggletoothed Justice

Dirty Harry changes a Tire

What's your poison

gun used to remove tire lug nuts

Smart Biker

Eats an Amanita Phalloides...

Man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut

SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loos

Anti retroviral avoidance

ammonia leak

Savaged in the bearpit

Robber leaves his own wallet behind

A Shotgun is not a lug wrench

Six die when China cook gets confus

man uses shop vac to siphon gas

Never Piss Off A Truck Driver

Kiwi Ingenuity.

Bizzare

Man dies in kids playgorund

Drunken sailor blows himself up

Man struck b towed fridge

Thief makes unwise getaway choice

Man Finds Shotgun Not A Good Wrench

Alligator eats wanted fugitive

Dummy killed starting vehicle

Fleeing Thief Dies By Gator Attack

Catflap Carrion

Escaping burglar eaten by alligator

Clogged Getaway

Maids find perv bonking a bike

Dead in cat door

Man Takes Off Lugnut With Gun

A Booming Business

Dangerous Treasure Hunt Turns Into

Death Penalty for Theft?

Killed by Cat Door

Go get holy help, personally !

Blown higher than gas prices

Truck drags, kills man

Unlucky Truck Driver

Clothes Line Pole Death

Gun Shot Tire Repair

Honorable Mention - absolutely true

killed by condom

Gators -1, Criminals -0

Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door

Probe into test flight death

Condom with laughing gas over head

Read the sign!

Blast injures Albuquerque man; hous

Fleeing Robbery

Fleeing suspect dies in alligator

Gator nabs suspect

man uses shotgun to loosen lugnut

rober eaten by crock

Woman being "silly" hit by train

Man Trying To Escape Police Killed

Woman being 'silly' hit by freight

Alligator Takes a Bite Out of Crime

Cuckoo for Cockatoo

Man Flees Police, Gets Eaten

Man hurt using gun to change tyr

Gator Eats Robber

Gator eats robber

The Lobster Story

Cat Burglar?

Man killed by alligator whl fleeing

Gators 1 Dumb Crook 0

Human torch

Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga

Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door

No Helmet Motorcyclist

Man shoots lug nut

Dances With Alligators

Man uses shotgun to change tyre

Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga

Man Jumps Into Gator-Infested Lake,

Killed by gator; fleeing police

Killed by gator; fleeing police

Alligator Cop uses excessive force

Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir

Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga

After Gaza Death, Activists Resolut

racheal corrie

Chlorinating the gene pool...

Money making idea - shot yourself

Suspected Car Thief Eaten by Gator

Report: Suspected Car Thief Eaten b

Robber Flees Cops, Eaten By Gator

Gator takes a bite out of crim

Crime-busting gator kills Florida f

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Cat doors are for cats

Alligator eats robbery suspect

Cuff or jaws

Shotgun 1 Lugnut 0

Boyfriend Dead in Cat Door

car thief and alligator

Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir

Man dies in girlfriend's cat door

Man Fleeing Police Killed By Alliga

shotgun tireiron

Ammonia Treasure Pipe

freeway not good place to fight

Best to use tools when loosening lu

Killer gator eats hapless perp!

Cat Call

Man discovered dead in girlfriend's

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Gun backfires as car-repair tool

Gator Dines on Crook

Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door

Honorable Mention: Ammonia Pipe

Man Uses Shot Gun for Tire Wrench

Cat Door Comeback

Lug Nut

Man dies in cat door

Cockatoo of death

Woman Finds BoyfriendDeadinCatDoor

The Police always carry guns!

Cat Door

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Man + Catdoor = Darwin Award

Gator Bait

Here, kitty, kitty

Man escapes police but not gator

MAn dies trapped in Cat door

How Not to Change a Tire

Man Trying To Escape Police Killed

Eluded the Police....not the Gator

Man dies in girlfriend's cat door

gator chomp

Man's choice to use shotgun to loos

Look what the cat dragged in

Man Shoots Self Loosening Lug Nut

One dead, one injured in pet rescue

Man Dies in Cat Door

Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir

idiot american

Man dies in Girlfriend's cat door..

Fleeing robbery suspect gets caught

Woman Finds Boyfriend Dead Cat Door

Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir

Lion vs. Man

Man hurt as he uses shotgun to remo

How not to change a tire

Cat Door Catastrophe

Man Injures Himself Using Shotgun T

Dumb boyfriend

Man Found Dead, Stuck In Cat Door

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Man Hurt as he uses shotgun to remo

Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Gir

Man Found Dead In Cat Door

man found dead, stuck in cat door

Lug Nut Removal with Shotgun

Best to use tools when loosening lu

Man Found Dead, Stuck in Cat Door

Officer Poncho Alligator On Duty

A shotgun wheel change

Shooting a lughut

How not to change your wheel

Jack is a gun nut

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Shotgun Tyre Removal

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Man Killed By Alligator At Indian R

shotgun for lug wrench

Man Hurt Whilst Using Gun To Change

Boyfriend dies stuck in cat door

Man shoots himself changing tyre

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Tired of a tyre?

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

Wheel Nut Gun

Man uses gun to change tyre

Loosen a wheel nut with a gun

Man hurt using gun to change tire

Shotgun Tool

Man hospitalized after using shotgu

Man's choice to use shotgun to loos

Saving Cockatoo

Man hurt using gun to change tire

Kitsap County man hospitalized afte

Use tools when loosening lug nuts

Man dies during cockatoo rescue

MMan hurt using gun to change tyre

Man uses shotgun to loosen a nut

Man hurt using gun to change tyre

lugnuts & shotgun

Best to use tools when loosening l

Man Hurt Using Gun to Change Tyre

Man hospitalized after using shotgu

Man Uses Shotgun To Loosen Lug Nut

A wheel nut (honourable mention)

Man dies attempting to rescue bird

shotgun used to loosen lug nut

Shotgun to the lug nut...

Man dies during cockatoo rescue

Cockatoo Rescue

Shoot 'Em Up Tire Change

Family watches fatal exorcism

too cocky

Man dies after trying to rescue coc

Revenge of the Lug Nut

Revenge of the Lugnuts

Using shotgun to loosen lug nut

Man hospitalized after using shotgu

LUG NUT NUT

Car Repair by Shotgun

Using Shotgun as Tire Iron

Revenge of the lug nut

A Nut on Both sides of the Shotgun.

Removing Lug Nuts with Shotgun

Using a shotgun to remove a lug nut

Man found dead in cat door

Killer pedalo

Tasting amanita phaloides

Man dies after vaulting over Inters

Snakebite victim's family sues

Deput Dies Showing Off

Natural Selection

Electric fence

M.E.: 'Intoxication' contributed to

Virginia Man Found Dead

your writing is to thin

takeing all 27"

Kiss of Dealth (almost)

Stuntah Perpetual Cycle

Green wood doesn't burn anyway

The Ultimate Downer Group

Hunter dies when he shoots himself

No charges in electrocution case

Russian Roulette incident, #0005

Driverless Truck Kills Man

Guy Fawkes claims another victim

Dynamite in the Gas Tank

timber

Near miss

Falling tree kills man at party

Falling tree kills man at party

Biker Funeral

A Reverse Darwin Award?

Biker Dies During Funeral

Tree claims Hart man’s life

Sexy High Heels Leads to Death

Lemmings

Electricity Kills or Copper Thief

Wee for Wii

Garden gnome gash

Copper Wire Thief

Watch where you stand

Two badly burned while huffing in S

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