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2007 October Rejects

Burglar bleeds to death too blonde to die Madison county man charged with DWI Man Hit Repeatedly on Calif.Freeway Man gets stuck, dies in ex-wife’s w Man's Best Hunts and Shoots Hunter Dog Shoots Hunter Sawing down power lines Man gets stuck, dies in ex-wife’s w 4x4 cannot go anywhere Honey, I'm home! Thief Shoots Self In Groin Police say man died while stuck in dog shoots owner Dog shoot owner The "Juice" Driver Hit, Killed By His Car Intruder dies after throat cut on w Intruder dies after throat cut on w Urban Mining Kills Suspect in officer shooting found Think of it as Evolution in Action The Jagged Edge of Justice Camouflage... or not? Camouflage or not Stupid Bag bugler bleeds to death Stupid Burglar Man Dies breaking into house Intruder bleeds to death in backyar Burglar bleeds to death Fighting man, woman killed on I-595 Intruder Dies During Home Invasion ntruder dies after throat cut on wi Thief Bleeds to Death Gnome burgler no more Death by garden gnome Mother accidentaly stabs son Cut Throat Intruder Intruder's fatal Slip up Razor Sharp Robber Intruder dies after throat cut on w Intruder Bleeds to death in backyar House Break-In Ends in Death Burglar bleeds to death in break-in Burglar bleeds to death Burglar dead: slipped on window gla garden gnome Their truck was da bomb! Deadly choice of footwear here is your tree house by...... Bloody Idiot "Break and exit" Intruder bleeds to death in backyar Intruder bleeds to death in backyar Intruder decapitates self Man Bleeds to death during robbery Glass Jaw? ntruder bleeds to death in backyard Cut to pieces Bright spark steals 33kV cable Go play in traffic 2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatall Fighting man, woman killed on I-595 Roadway Ruckus Frontation 2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatall Anti-Violence activist teen shot Man "Charged" With theft I know who you are Friends shouldn't shhot friends Self Castration Train kills photographer Man Gets Hit By Train Disproving T.V. Forensics Killer Monkeys! Kiteboarder drowns in windstorm How not to move furniture subway surfing copper thief Cellphone hogs capsize ferry Car plummets off cliff during chase 6 die in storms in the midwest Rodent Revenge Rodent Revenge Man hit by Train Crocodile highway drunk Smoking on the 7th Floor Man survives falling 98 feet down w Alcohol and Crocodiles Reggae star Lucky Dube killed in ca Naked Couple Killed in 50 foot fall Potato Masher Counterfeiters want printer repair woman tricked into sex by penis tre Hitchhiker Becomes Hamburger Two badly burned while huffing in S Gas and a vaccume cleaner Walking The Plank Mr Nye, He could not fly Hitchhiker Struck by 20 Cars Humanitarian Horse Lover Dies Accident on I-94 He Got Squished Robert Cadman 10,000 volt copper thief Man dies while train surfing Copper wire thieves horndog walks the plank Near-naked man in nine-storey fall Underpants no protection for plank Woman Spying on Husband gets trappe 3 Women fall down crack Chugga, Chugga, CHOO CHOO!!! stealing electricity doesn't pay teaching the kids a lesson Shocking story Kiwi killed in Fiji car hi-jinks Tip to copper wire thieves: Not the “shredded hippy parts!” Man struck by train while trying to Man struck by train while trying to Man kill by Train Man Killed By Train After Putting P penny for your thoughts? Man Killed By Train After Putting P Stealing copper - Not the live ones Stowaway Hides Above Driveshaft Man found dead on I-880 stowed away reverse of darwins theory Copper Wire Thief Fries Hitchhiker's Last Ride --whatever--- Steel steal 2 Dismembered Ride Hitcher Dying for a smoke. Literally. Death of Lord Richard Cecil Body struck repeatedly on I-880 ide Hitchin' a Ride Hitchhiker's Guide to Dismemberment Hitchhiker Loses Grip on Freeway Not The Way To Hitchhike Man killed on I-880 held onto back Man killed on I-880 held onto back Hitchin' a Ride killed by hitchhiking intelligence transfer Shock Kills Theif Short Circuit Perfect death Shock burns cable thief beyond reco cooked crook made to order How not to teach trainspotting to a Tip to copper wire thieves: Not the 13-Year-Old Electrocuted In Substat High Voltage Thief Copper Toast When One Wetsuit Just Isn't Enough Electric shock burns German cable t Shock Burns Cable Thief Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock Burns Cable Thief Shock burns thief beyond recognit'n No Pain, No Gain Thisk as Thief Shock burns thief beyond recognit'n Shock burns cable thief beyond reco German Cable Guy Copper thief unrecognizable Copper Cable Thief Fried Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Never Jump from a Operating Plane Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Shock burns cable thief beyond reco oop's wrong cable Tip to Copperwire thieves: Not the Burnt to perfection Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Another Copper Thief Shock burns cable thief beyond rec Come and Get Me Copper! Shock burns cable thief beyond reco Charbroiled cable thief! Shock Burns Cable Thief Shock burns cable thief beyond reco High Price for Copper Theif steals live hi-voltage wire Copper comes at a high price Duisburg wire theif cable thief burned beyond recogonti Loony the Cable Guy Thief charged Shocking Mistake Man Dies After Sherry Enema Grilling in the tent Burned beyond recognition NJ Cyclist Thrown Off Bridge Deadly sherry enema: he did it to h Flying trash Log Cabin Republicans SATTILITE SIZZLE Suspect Dies in Police Custody Sex offender janitor asphyxiation Sherry Enema Death by alcohol - by enema... Man Drowns in River Fleeing Police Sex Offender Found Dead In Boy's Lo Man Killed By Trouser Snake Pet spider kills its owner RULE SHOOTING OF 83-YEAR-OLD ACCIDE Man dies in woodchipper accident Mum driver has been banned 17 times Train1 MP3 Player 0 No Trespassing... Really! Man Burns House While Trying to Kil An airport arrest gone bad Woman Strangles Self with Handcuffs Construction Worker's Deadly Dare lawn chair train ride Construction Workers Can't Swim Trouser snake kills Cambodian man Woman killed by handcuffs Trouser snake kills Cambodian man

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