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Burglar bleeds to death
too blonde to die
Madison county man charged with DWI
Man Hit Repeatedly on Calif.Freeway
Man gets stuck, dies in ex-wife’s w
Man's Best Hunts and Shoots Hunter
Dog Shoots Hunter
Sawing down power lines
Man gets stuck, dies in ex-wife’s w
4x4 cannot go anywhere
Honey, I'm home!
Thief Shoots Self In Groin
Police say man died while stuck in
dog shoots owner
Dog shoot owner
The "Juice"
Driver Hit, Killed By His Car
Intruder dies after throat cut on w
Intruder dies after throat cut on w
Urban Mining Kills
Suspect in officer shooting found
Think of it as Evolution in Action
The Jagged Edge of Justice
Camouflage... or not?
Camouflage or not
Stupid Bag
bugler bleeds to death
Stupid Burglar
Man Dies breaking into house
Intruder bleeds to death in backyar
Burglar bleeds to death
Fighting man, woman killed on I-595
Intruder Dies During Home Invasion
ntruder dies after throat cut on wi
Thief Bleeds to Death
Gnome burgler no more
Death by garden gnome
Mother accidentaly stabs son
Cut Throat Intruder
Intruder's fatal Slip up
Razor Sharp Robber
Intruder dies after throat cut on w
Intruder Bleeds to death in backyar
House Break-In Ends in Death
Burglar bleeds to death in break-in
Burglar bleeds to death
Burglar dead: slipped on window gla
garden gnome
Their truck was da bomb!
Deadly choice of footwear
here is your tree house by......
Bloody Idiot
"Break and exit"
Intruder bleeds to death in backyar
Intruder bleeds to death in backyar
Intruder decapitates self
Man Bleeds to death during robbery
Glass Jaw?
ntruder bleeds to death in backyard
Cut to pieces
Bright spark steals 33kV cable
Go play in traffic
2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatall
Fighting man, woman killed on I-595
Roadway Ruckus
Frontation
2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatall
Anti-Violence activist teen shot
Man "Charged" With theft
I know who you are
Friends shouldn't shhot friends
Self Castration
Train kills photographer
Man Gets Hit By Train
Disproving T.V. Forensics
Killer Monkeys!
Kiteboarder drowns in windstorm
How not to move furniture
subway surfing
copper thief
Cellphone hogs capsize ferry
Car plummets off cliff during chase
6 die in storms in the midwest
Rodent Revenge
Rodent Revenge
Man hit by Train
Crocodile highway drunk
Smoking on the 7th Floor
Man survives falling 98 feet down w
Alcohol and Crocodiles
Reggae star Lucky Dube killed in ca
Naked Couple Killed in 50 foot fall
Potato Masher
Counterfeiters want printer repair
woman tricked into sex by penis tre
Hitchhiker Becomes Hamburger
Two badly burned while huffing in S
Gas and a vaccume cleaner
Walking The Plank
Mr Nye, He could not fly
Hitchhiker Struck by 20 Cars
Humanitarian Horse Lover Dies
Accident on I-94
He Got Squished
Robert Cadman
10,000 volt copper thief
Man dies while train surfing
Copper wire thieves
horndog walks the plank
Near-naked man in nine-storey fall
Underpants no protection for plank
Woman Spying on Husband gets trappe
3 Women fall down crack
Chugga, Chugga, CHOO CHOO!!!
stealing electricity doesn't pay
teaching the kids a lesson
Shocking story
Kiwi killed in Fiji car hi-jinks
Tip to copper wire thieves: Not the
“shredded hippy parts!”
Man struck by train while trying to
Man struck by train while trying to
Man kill by Train
Man Killed By Train After Putting P
penny for your thoughts?
Man Killed By Train After Putting P
Stealing copper - Not the live ones
Stowaway Hides Above Driveshaft
Man found dead on I-880 stowed away
reverse of darwins theory
Copper Wire Thief Fries
Hitchhiker's Last Ride
--whatever---
Steel steal 2
Dismembered Ride Hitcher
Dying for a smoke. Literally.
Death of Lord Richard Cecil
Body struck repeatedly on I-880 ide
Hitchin' a Ride
Hitchhiker's Guide to Dismemberment
Hitchhiker Loses Grip on Freeway
Not The Way To Hitchhike
Man killed on I-880 held onto back
Man killed on I-880 held onto back
Hitchin' a Ride
killed by hitchhiking
intelligence transfer
Shock Kills Theif
Short Circuit
Perfect death
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
cooked crook made to order
How not to teach trainspotting to a
Tip to copper wire thieves: Not the
13-Year-Old Electrocuted In Substat
High Voltage Thief
Copper Toast
When One Wetsuit Just Isn't Enough
Electric shock burns German cable t
Shock Burns Cable Thief
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock Burns Cable Thief
Shock burns thief beyond recognit'n
No Pain, No Gain
Thisk as Thief
Shock burns thief beyond recognit'n
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
German Cable Guy
Copper thief unrecognizable
Copper Cable Thief Fried
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Never Jump from a Operating Plane
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
oop's wrong cable
Tip to Copperwire thieves: Not the
Burnt to perfection
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Another Copper Thief
Shock burns cable thief beyond rec
Come and Get Me Copper!
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
Charbroiled cable thief!
Shock Burns Cable Thief
Shock burns cable thief beyond reco
High Price for Copper
Theif steals live hi-voltage wire
Copper comes at a high price
Duisburg wire theif
cable thief burned beyond recogonti
Loony the Cable Guy
Thief charged
Shocking Mistake
Man Dies After Sherry Enema
Grilling in the tent
Burned beyond recognition
NJ Cyclist Thrown Off Bridge
Deadly sherry enema: he did it to h
Flying trash
Log Cabin Republicans
SATTILITE SIZZLE
Suspect Dies in Police Custody
Sex offender janitor asphyxiation
Sherry Enema
Death by alcohol - by enema...
Man Drowns in River Fleeing Police
Sex Offender Found Dead In Boy's Lo
Man Killed By Trouser Snake
Pet spider kills its owner
RULE SHOOTING OF 83-YEAR-OLD ACCIDE
Man dies in woodchipper accident
Mum driver has been banned 17 times
Train1 MP3 Player 0
No Trespassing... Really!
Man Burns House While Trying to Kil
An airport arrest gone bad
Woman Strangles Self with Handcuffs
Construction Worker's Deadly Dare
lawn chair train ride
Construction Workers Can't Swim
Trouser snake kills Cambodian man
Woman killed by handcuffs
Trouser snake kills Cambodian man
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Burglar bleeds to death

too blonde to die

Madison county man charged with DWI

Man Hit Repeatedly on Calif.Freeway

Man gets stuck, dies in ex-wife’s w

Man's Best Hunts and Shoots Hunter

Dog Shoots Hunter

Sawing down power lines

Man gets stuck, dies in ex-wife’s w

4x4 cannot go anywhere

Honey, I'm home!

Thief Shoots Self In Groin

Police say man died while stuck in

dog shoots owner

Dog shoot owner

The "Juice"

Driver Hit, Killed By His Car

Intruder dies after throat cut on w

Intruder dies after throat cut on w

Urban Mining Kills

Suspect in officer shooting found

Think of it as Evolution in Action

The Jagged Edge of Justice

Camouflage... or not?

Camouflage or not

Stupid Bag

bugler bleeds to death

Stupid Burglar

Man Dies breaking into house

Intruder bleeds to death in backyar

Burglar bleeds to death

Fighting man, woman killed on I-595

Intruder Dies During Home Invasion

ntruder dies after throat cut on wi

Thief Bleeds to Death

Gnome burgler no more

Death by garden gnome

Mother accidentaly stabs son

Cut Throat Intruder

Intruder's fatal Slip up

Razor Sharp Robber

Intruder dies after throat cut on w

Intruder Bleeds to death in backyar

House Break-In Ends in Death

Burglar bleeds to death in break-in

Burglar bleeds to death

Burglar dead: slipped on window gla

garden gnome

Their truck was da bomb!

Deadly choice of footwear

here is your tree house by......

Bloody Idiot

"Break and exit"

Intruder bleeds to death in backyar

Intruder bleeds to death in backyar

Intruder decapitates self

Man Bleeds to death during robbery

Glass Jaw?

ntruder bleeds to death in backyard

Cut to pieces

Bright spark steals 33kV cable

Go play in traffic

2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatall

Fighting man, woman killed on I-595

Roadway Ruckus

Frontation

2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatall

Anti-Violence activist teen shot

Man "Charged" With theft

I know who you are

Friends shouldn't shhot friends

Self Castration

Train kills photographer

Man Gets Hit By Train

Disproving T.V. Forensics

Killer Monkeys!

Kiteboarder drowns in windstorm

How not to move furniture

subway surfing

copper thief

Cellphone hogs capsize ferry

Car plummets off cliff during chase

6 die in storms in the midwest

Rodent Revenge

Rodent Revenge

Man hit by Train

Crocodile highway drunk

Smoking on the 7th Floor

Man survives falling 98 feet down w

Alcohol and Crocodiles

Reggae star Lucky Dube killed in ca

Naked Couple Killed in 50 foot fall

Potato Masher

Counterfeiters want printer repair

woman tricked into sex by penis tre

Hitchhiker Becomes Hamburger

Two badly burned while huffing in S

Gas and a vaccume cleaner

Walking The Plank

Mr Nye, He could not fly

Hitchhiker Struck by 20 Cars

Humanitarian Horse Lover Dies

Accident on I-94

He Got Squished

Robert Cadman

10,000 volt copper thief

Man dies while train surfing

Copper wire thieves

horndog walks the plank

Near-naked man in nine-storey fall

Underpants no protection for plank

Woman Spying on Husband gets trappe

3 Women fall down crack

Chugga, Chugga, CHOO CHOO!!!

stealing electricity doesn't pay

teaching the kids a lesson

Shocking story

Kiwi killed in Fiji car hi-jinks

Tip to copper wire thieves: Not the

“shredded hippy parts!”

Man struck by train while trying to

Man struck by train while trying to

Man kill by Train

Man Killed By Train After Putting P

penny for your thoughts?

Man Killed By Train After Putting P

Stealing copper - Not the live ones

Stowaway Hides Above Driveshaft

Man found dead on I-880 stowed away

reverse of darwins theory

Copper Wire Thief Fries

Hitchhiker's Last Ride

--whatever---

Steel steal 2

Dismembered Ride Hitcher

Dying for a smoke. Literally.

Death of Lord Richard Cecil

Body struck repeatedly on I-880 ide

Hitchin' a Ride

Hitchhiker's Guide to Dismemberment

Hitchhiker Loses Grip on Freeway

Not The Way To Hitchhike

Man killed on I-880 held onto back

Man killed on I-880 held onto back

Hitchin' a Ride

killed by hitchhiking

intelligence transfer

Shock Kills Theif

Short Circuit

Perfect death

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

cooked crook made to order

How not to teach trainspotting to a

Tip to copper wire thieves: Not the

13-Year-Old Electrocuted In Substat

High Voltage Thief

Copper Toast

When One Wetsuit Just Isn't Enough

Electric shock burns German cable t

Shock Burns Cable Thief

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock Burns Cable Thief

Shock burns thief beyond recognit'n

No Pain, No Gain

Thisk as Thief

Shock burns thief beyond recognit'n

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

German Cable Guy

Copper thief unrecognizable

Copper Cable Thief Fried

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Never Jump from a Operating Plane

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

oop's wrong cable

Tip to Copperwire thieves: Not the

Burnt to perfection

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Another Copper Thief

Shock burns cable thief beyond rec

Come and Get Me Copper!

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

Charbroiled cable thief!

Shock Burns Cable Thief

Shock burns cable thief beyond reco

High Price for Copper

Theif steals live hi-voltage wire

Copper comes at a high price

Duisburg wire theif

cable thief burned beyond recogonti

Loony the Cable Guy

Thief charged

Shocking Mistake

Man Dies After Sherry Enema

Grilling in the tent

Burned beyond recognition

NJ Cyclist Thrown Off Bridge

Deadly sherry enema: he did it to h

Flying trash

Log Cabin Republicans

SATTILITE SIZZLE

Suspect Dies in Police Custody

Sex offender janitor asphyxiation

Sherry Enema

Death by alcohol - by enema...

Man Drowns in River Fleeing Police

Sex Offender Found Dead In Boy's Lo

Man Killed By Trouser Snake

Pet spider kills its owner

RULE SHOOTING OF 83-YEAR-OLD ACCIDE

Man dies in woodchipper accident

Mum driver has been banned 17 times

Train1 MP3 Player 0

No Trespassing... Really!

Man Burns House While Trying to Kil

An airport arrest gone bad

Woman Strangles Self with Handcuffs

Construction Worker's Deadly Dare

lawn chair train ride

Construction Workers Can't Swim

Trouser snake kills Cambodian man

Woman killed by handcuffs

Trouser snake kills Cambodian man

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