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Choked herself with handcuffs
Woman Dies After Airport Arrest
Gutsy Gutbaum choked herself
Airport Houdini
Woman choked on her own handcuffs
Woman Dies After Airport Arrest
Woman Dies After Airport Arrest
Choking on Handcuffs
Handcuffs Struggle Eyed In Screamin
The Glory of the Hunt
Woman strangles herself in airport.
Bitten by snake
90-year-old-woman ATV crash
The hot spot!
Oktoberfest reveller stuck in chimn
Will it explode if I press it?
4th Times the Charm
Slide vs Nuts
Mini-Van versus Two Trains
Thief blasted by 11,000 Volts
Tsilly Penangites En Masse
Pipe Bomb for the Amatures
Man dies while eating a meal
Man electrocuted in substation
man steels electricity and burned
Last Offence
Digging for dying
Burglar electrocuted on shop roof
Man bitten after putting snake in m
Vroom, Vroom, Boom!
Beer Keg
Truly shocking death on roof!
Teenage boy in coma after railway p
Train kills man in lawnchair
Man Drowns In Vat Of sulfuric acid
Alkie Control? Suuure! 2 Hands!!
Girl Hangs Self Playing Hide-n-Seek
Blind ATV Rider Death
Man in lawnchair hit by train
Man in lawnchair hit by train
man that didn't feel like walking..
Stop Mr. Engineer
Man Sticks Rattlesnake In Mouth
Man vs. Train
stop, drop, and (dont) roll
Man electrocuted in substation
dying for copper
Re: Supercircumcision
Break in at police training center
Smoking Kills
Man Bit By Rattlesnake
Sign of the times
Bizzare Death in Basalt, CO
Ore. man puts snake in his mouth
'We thought it would work out'
Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh
Rattelsnakes are harmless...
Walker man hurt in snowmobile crash
Ex-Girlfriend Supports Darwin
rattle snake kiss
Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite to To
man puts rattlesnake in mouth
How not to retrieve golf balls
snake bite
The Luckiest man alive
"Mr. Hands" dies after mating with
Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv
Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Puttin
Didn't taste like chicken!
no reverse
Snake got your tongue?
Man bitten after putting rattler in
Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite To To
Man bit by snake he put in mouth
'Man Bitten after putting Snake in
Snake Bite on Tongue
Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Puttin
Anyone want to do a SNAKEBITE SHOT?
Man Bitten After Putting Snake in M
ELVIS TO EMINEM
ManBittenAfterPuttingSnakeIn M
If the S U V is rockin.....
Party trick with rattlesnake backfi
blind man dead after driving ATV
snake bites owner in the mouth
Le'me drive
Blind Man Crashes ATV
Driving Lessons for the Blind
Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh
Blind Driver
Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv
Seven die in rural septic tank resc
three for the price of one!!
Blind Rush
Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv
Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh
Blind man rides ATV into a tree
Snake's Revenge
Blind man killed while driving
Blind Driver
Why blind men shouldn't drive
Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv
Blind & Dumb
Blind Man Driving
Blind Man Killed While Driving ATV
Didn't see it coming?
Blind men can't drive
Blind Man Killed Driving ATV
Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh
Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv
Eating it...
Blind Man Dies in ATV Accident
Ore. man puts snake in his mouth, n
Man Puts Rattle Snake In Mouth
An alternative to a stick up note!
Man bitten by pet rattlesnake
Rattlesnake bite in mouth
Idiot Kissing a Rattle Snake
Cyber Death
paraglider shoots himself in flight
Man bit by rattlesnake in mouth
man puts rattlesnake in mouth
Man puts rattlesnake in mouth
Man Dies After Three Days Online
online gamer dies!
"Fan"tastic Burglar
Chinese man dies of exhaustion afte
Man dies after 3-day gaming binge
Blue flames mean no smoking
Drunken 'moon' goes wrong
Mrs
Drunken 'moon' goes horribly wrong
Drunken 'moon' goes horribly wrong
Mooning prank goes wrong
Mooning can be hazardous
Drunken 'moon' goes horribly wrong
Man sets off his own booby trap
2 make love, fall naked off roof
Woman Dies chasing dog on I85
Man found dead in basement of home
Stupid Sleeper
Hey fellas! Watch thi....
Women Dies Chasing Dog
Man sets off own booby trap
The price of copper was death
Rock Truck Rocks Bikers World
Michigan man gets caught red-handed
Homemade Landmine
Shocking turn of events
Cell Phone + Causes Plane Crash
Cell Phone + Causes Plane Crash
Hollidaysburg Man Killed
Man Trying to Sneak Into Concert Ve
sun bed causes cancer
High-Speed Crash
Man Catches Fire after Using Brute
?
Suspect done in by arson plot
Two drunk men arrested for driving
Man identified in bizarre Basalt de
Suspect done in by arson plot
thoughtlesness kills
Revenge is crispy
burning to death
Be on the Lookout...
Failed arson attempt
Cyclist on Cell Killed by Truck
Longhorns fan nearly castrated
Look before you light
Either/or
Either/or
It's not the heat, it's the stupid
Homicide turns to Suicide
An Easy Target
Skylark didn't fly! (Tyson Leader)
Really, we were just taking photos!
Bicyclist faces fourth DUI charge
Death by dangling
Wrong target...
Unbalancing Act
Karate...what?
Skylarker plunges to death
Supercircumcision
Drag Race for Death
Crapper Keeper
Joke gone wrong
They loved him too
Beer Cans Block Exit
Girl Hit By Car While Dancing
Great Place to Keep the Collection
Beer Cans Prevent Escape From Fire
Dealer calls cops after pot stash s
Beer Cans Block Exit From Burning H
beat the train
Beer Cans Block Fire Escape
Indiana woman races 2 trains - lose
Not faster than a speeding Train
Crook Cooks in School Vent
Crooks don't pay attention...
Northeastern Freshmen
Vietnamese Current Affairs
50 Caliber Fool
Two recieve DUI in same car!
Crack head attacked by own Pit Bull
Doctor Links a Man’s Illness to a M
How NOT to steal electricity
entry for motto
electric man
The Worst Neighbor Ever!
Western Iowa Man Killed After Potat
LPG Story
Super Leaper
People Behaving Badly
Arizona Boy Dies In Bodega Bay Sand
Three Attempts to Fly - Then FIRE!
potato gun death
Potato bomb
Darwin Award Junior Category: Shows
hog hair heaven
Final Last Words, "Watch this"
Man Killed by Pet Spider, Eaten by
Deadly Ride in the Car Wash
Man Electrocuted
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2007 September Slush Pile Rejects

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Choked herself with handcuffs

Woman Dies After Airport Arrest

Gutsy Gutbaum choked herself

Airport Houdini

Woman choked on her own handcuffs

Woman Dies After Airport Arrest

Woman Dies After Airport Arrest

Choking on Handcuffs

Handcuffs Struggle Eyed In Screamin

The Glory of the Hunt

Woman strangles herself in airport.

Bitten by snake

90-year-old-woman ATV crash

The hot spot!

Oktoberfest reveller stuck in chimn

Will it explode if I press it?

4th Times the Charm

Slide vs Nuts

Mini-Van versus Two Trains

Thief blasted by 11,000 Volts

Tsilly Penangites En Masse

Pipe Bomb for the Amatures

Man dies while eating a meal

Man electrocuted in substation

man steels electricity and burned

Last Offence

Digging for dying

Burglar electrocuted on shop roof

Man bitten after putting snake in m

Vroom, Vroom, Boom!

Beer Keg

Truly shocking death on roof!

Teenage boy in coma after railway p

Train kills man in lawnchair

Man Drowns In Vat Of sulfuric acid

Alkie Control? Suuure! 2 Hands!!

Girl Hangs Self Playing Hide-n-Seek

Blind ATV Rider Death

Man in lawnchair hit by train

Man in lawnchair hit by train

man that didn't feel like walking..

Stop Mr. Engineer

Man Sticks Rattlesnake In Mouth

Man vs. Train

stop, drop, and (dont) roll

Man electrocuted in substation

dying for copper

Re: Supercircumcision

Break in at police training center

Smoking Kills

Man Bit By Rattlesnake

Sign of the times

Bizzare Death in Basalt, CO

Ore. man puts snake in his mouth

'We thought it would work out'

Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh

Rattelsnakes are harmless...

Walker man hurt in snowmobile crash

Ex-Girlfriend Supports Darwin

rattle snake kiss

Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite to To

man puts rattlesnake in mouth

How not to retrieve golf balls

snake bite

The Luckiest man alive

"Mr. Hands" dies after mating with

Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv

Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Puttin

Didn't taste like chicken!

no reverse

Snake got your tongue?

Man bitten after putting rattler in

Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite To To

Man bit by snake he put in mouth

'Man Bitten after putting Snake in

Snake Bite on Tongue

Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Puttin

Anyone want to do a SNAKEBITE SHOT?

Man Bitten After Putting Snake in M

ELVIS TO EMINEM

ManBittenAfterPuttingSnakeIn M

If the S U V is rockin.....

Party trick with rattlesnake backfi

blind man dead after driving ATV

snake bites owner in the mouth

Le'me drive

Blind Man Crashes ATV

Driving Lessons for the Blind

Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh

Blind Driver

Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv

Seven die in rural septic tank resc

three for the price of one!!

Blind Rush

Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv

Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh

Blind man rides ATV into a tree

Snake's Revenge

Blind man killed while driving

Blind Driver

Why blind men shouldn't drive

Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv

Blind & Dumb

Blind Man Driving

Blind Man Killed While Driving ATV

Didn't see it coming?

Blind men can't drive

Blind Man Killed Driving ATV

Police: Legally Blind Man Killed Wh

Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv

Eating it...

Blind Man Dies in ATV Accident

Ore. man puts snake in his mouth, n

Man Puts Rattle Snake In Mouth

An alternative to a stick up note!

Man bitten by pet rattlesnake

Rattlesnake bite in mouth

Idiot Kissing a Rattle Snake

Cyber Death

paraglider shoots himself in flight

Man bit by rattlesnake in mouth

man puts rattlesnake in mouth

Man puts rattlesnake in mouth

Man Dies After Three Days Online

online gamer dies!

"Fan"tastic Burglar

Chinese man dies of exhaustion afte

Man dies after 3-day gaming binge

Blue flames mean no smoking

Drunken 'moon' goes wrong

Mrs

Drunken 'moon' goes horribly wrong

Drunken 'moon' goes horribly wrong

Mooning prank goes wrong

Mooning can be hazardous

Drunken 'moon' goes horribly wrong

Man sets off his own booby trap

2 make love, fall naked off roof

Woman Dies chasing dog on I85

Man found dead in basement of home

Stupid Sleeper

Hey fellas! Watch thi....

Women Dies Chasing Dog

Man sets off own booby trap

The price of copper was death

Rock Truck Rocks Bikers World

Michigan man gets caught red-handed

Homemade Landmine

Shocking turn of events

Cell Phone + Causes Plane Crash

Cell Phone + Causes Plane Crash

Hollidaysburg Man Killed

Man Trying to Sneak Into Concert Ve

sun bed causes cancer

High-Speed Crash

Man Catches Fire after Using Brute

?

Suspect done in by arson plot

Two drunk men arrested for driving

Man identified in bizarre Basalt de

Suspect done in by arson plot

thoughtlesness kills

Revenge is crispy

burning to death

Be on the Lookout...

Failed arson attempt

Cyclist on Cell Killed by Truck

Longhorns fan nearly castrated

Look before you light

Either/or

Either/or

It's not the heat, it's the stupid

Homicide turns to Suicide

An Easy Target

Skylark didn't fly! (Tyson Leader)

Really, we were just taking photos!

Bicyclist faces fourth DUI charge

Death by dangling

Wrong target...

Unbalancing Act

Karate...what?

Skylarker plunges to death

Supercircumcision

Drag Race for Death

Crapper Keeper

Joke gone wrong

They loved him too

Beer Cans Block Exit

Girl Hit By Car While Dancing

Great Place to Keep the Collection

Beer Cans Prevent Escape From Fire

Dealer calls cops after pot stash s

Beer Cans Block Exit From Burning H

beat the train

Beer Cans Block Fire Escape

Indiana woman races 2 trains - lose

Not faster than a speeding Train

Crook Cooks in School Vent

Crooks don't pay attention...

Northeastern Freshmen

Vietnamese Current Affairs

50 Caliber Fool

Two recieve DUI in same car!

Crack head attacked by own Pit Bull

Doctor Links a Man’s Illness to a M

How NOT to steal electricity

entry for motto

electric man

The Worst Neighbor Ever!

Western Iowa Man Killed After Potat

LPG Story

Super Leaper

People Behaving Badly

Arizona Boy Dies In Bodega Bay Sand

Three Attempts to Fly - Then FIRE!

potato gun death

Potato bomb

Darwin Award Junior Category: Shows

hog hair heaven

Final Last Words, "Watch this"

Man Killed by Pet Spider, Eaten by

Deadly Ride in the Car Wash

Man Electrocuted

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