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Wanting do be undisturbed
Effective Training Technique
Bears eat man at beer festival
Rookie cop who shot himself to deat
Rookie Cop who killed himself
Copper theif Shocked
Man dies after breaking into own ho
Man dies breaking into own home
Pet Spiders eat owner
Sexy Stallion
personal zoo - personaly stupid
Dazzling Strike on the 11th hole
Killed and eaten by pet spiders
woman dies watching eclipse
Il rate le pittbull et frappe son a
Watauga man dies in motorcyle crash
Your gona shoot your eye out kid!
lose a finger - get busted for pot
Speed Kills
Pet Spider Kills Owner
Lying down on the job
Surf's Up!
From News of the Weird
Any credit for trying to get in?
Face the Road
Must Be My Stomach Rumbling
Man Injured While Taking Wire
Car Surfing Teen
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Man Flips Out (of gene pool)
Car Surfing attempt fatal for houst
Riding on Roofs of Moving Cars
Painful phone call
Fatal Open Bed Freeway Ride
The Xbox360 is HOT & electrifying
Hot Hydrogen Balloon
Killed by her own car
Loosens Rusted Nuts...Busts 'Em Too
Not Only Loosens Rusted Nuts...
Military Family Intelligence
Third Rail Shock
Woman Blasted In Face By Fireworks
Fall off roof kills man fleeing hor
Gun blasts kills skeptic
Your drinking is starting to bug me
Drunken Rooftop Wasps
Maybe he was drunk when he went in?
Text-messager fails to see train
Smoking Kills
Crook Croaks
dies battling hornets
Man bleeds to death during burglary
doctors forget infant in car
Woman sets fire to ex-husband's pen
Man dead after hornet attack
Teen killed in skateboard stunt
3 Teens Killed In Wreck With Train
3 Teens Killed In Wreck With Train
Massillon man latest to be killed i
Drowning victim died with rock tied
DIY Xbox repair
Teen nearly kills himself trying to
WWII shell kills four in Philippine
Red Ring of (Near) Death
Shocking Death
Kid electrocutes himself while tryi
Torch Penis
Suspected copper thief electrocuted
"Danger - High Voltage"
A bridge to high
Almost made a quick getaway
Boy fried himself with Xbox 360.
Xbox 360 Nearly Claims Teen
Sweaty man electrocuted by computer
Woman Is Killed By Camel
Don't Go Back To The Van
Man sniffs Butangas and dies
Becoming a buried treasure
woman loses head to tree trimmers
Bears eat man at beer fest
Text to Death
Man fights bears, loses
Bears eat man at beer festival
Text Training
Bears eat man at beer festival
Man eaten by bears
Skateboarder car-towed, killed
Serb Man found in bear cage
There's No "A" In Beer
Motorcyclist suicide by semi
Bears eat man at beer festival
Man+Text Message+Train=OMG
bear fodder
Bears eat man at beer festival
Texter hit by Train
Man at Beer Fest eaten by Bear
avoided one train hit by second
Bears eat man at beer festival
Texting Man Avoids One Train, Struc
A Deadly Romantic Encounter
Pet camel kills Australian woman
Bear eats man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man a beer festival
Skateboarder
Bears Eat Man At Beer Festival
Man found half eaten in zoo bear ca
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
Serbian mistakes bears for beer
Beer & Bears a Deadly Combination
Bears Eat Man At Beer Festival
Drunk Man Eaten By Bear
Bears eat man at beer festival
One less
Man plus Beer plus Bear
Skaboarding fool....
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
'Bearly' Drunk!
Man eaten by bears during beerfest
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bear Beats Beer
A Real Bearwurst
Pet camel kills Australian woman
Bear Naked
knife.hand.chop.bot
Bears eat man at beer festival
Carnal Camels
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears Eat Drunk Man
Camel Gets The Hump
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bears eat man at beer festival
Bear Eats Man at Beer Festival
Death by beer, or was it bear?
DA BEARS
Bears eat man at beer festival
Beer and Bears Don't Mix
Asking to get humped
Red Bull is not a Placebo
Sweaty man electrocuted by computer
Boaters suffer burns in explosion
Sterility By Fire
Energy Drink
Energy Drinks Can Almost Kill
Jackie Arklov
Convenient, push-button asphyxia
Explore lost worlds in Flat World
"professionals" remove man's testes
Arsonist dies in house fire
Firearm Won, Sword Zero
Words Can Kill
Lucky No More
Man Bit by Pet black widow spider
Gas fumes ignite!!!!
Collision with cow kills motorcycli
Freak DIY Accident in Newlyweds' G
Lugie Lunge
Danger High Voltage
Duct Tape Bandit
Car boot suffocation
Sleeping it off
stabbed self
a spit too far
Woman Buys Fake Cocaine, Calls Cops
Man killed by horse
Woman drowns in Beauharnois locks
Three brothers die in Egypt's landm
Doctors in Gailezertz hospital in R
Drunk man bets to cut off his penis
Bodies in garage were in sleeping p
Don't have sex outside your species
Decapitated Snake Bites Man Before
Train Daze
Bite the Hand that Beheads
Siphon Singe
Why didn't it go off?
Grizzly Man
Checking the gas tank
Running from the Law
Got a Light? (Close call)
Teen hurt trying to remove gas from
An Illuminating Theft
I can't see the gas
Didn't Check The Credentials
Man dies trying to disprove TV Show
Man Dies Trying To Disprove TV Show
The Not-So-Great Escape
never fly light winged
never fly light winged
A fatal pick up
Fly by Night Surgeons.
Custom Castration
Sniffing LPG
Taliban launch frontal attack on b
Man dies asphyxiated by sand
Man falls out of car while spitting
Teen burglar falls 26 floors
"Accidentaly" buries himself...
S. Dakotan dies testing TV theory
CSI: Fact or Fiction?
Man Dies Proving TV Show Was Wrong
Motorcyclist Dies Popping Wheelies
I guess C.S.I. isn't all fake...
Proving CSI Wrong
Auto-arsonist
Teen burglar falls to his death
'Car surfing' craze first fatality
Leap in the dark kills a drinker
'Tombstoning' craze kills 16-year-o
Provo man died trying to disprove T
man dies spitting from car
Metal claw crushes man to death
2 found dead under deflated balloon
died after opening car door to spit
absent minder zookeeper
CSI(Idiot)
Gun Fetish
I dare you!
Man Crushed By Mechanical Claw
Man riding on a lawn mower killed b
Death on beach under sand
Owner re-enters van to be crushed
Out with a bang....
gunfire kills 1 during sexcapade
crushed
Student driver runs over instructor
Cop dies in crawl space
His Buddies Let Him Down...
Man struck by lighting
Fla. Man Dies After Opening Car Doo
Spitting is Dangerous
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape, etc.
Spitting can be dangerous.
Spitting Headache
Writing checks the ass can't catch
Teen's Trouser Snake
Teen Dies Performaning Stunt
Man Dies Opening Car Door To Spit
Man Dies After Opening Door To Spit
B.C. man chains self to tree in su
Fla. Man Killed After Opening Car D
Live cables outwit thieves.
He should have worn his safety belt
Spitting - A Nasty Habit
Smoking Kills
HAL 1, Sweaty Man 0
SweatyChineseManElectrocutedbyCompu
Man Dies After Opening Car Door To
Suicide by Self Chaining
Florida Man Dies Trying to Spit
Korean christians evangelists
None
Sweaty Chinese Man Electrocuted
Romantic Dinner
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2007 August Slush Pile Rejects

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Wanting do be undisturbed

Effective Training Technique

Bears eat man at beer festival

Rookie cop who shot himself to deat

Rookie Cop who killed himself

Copper theif Shocked

Man dies after breaking into own ho

Man dies breaking into own home

Pet Spiders eat owner

Sexy Stallion

personal zoo - personaly stupid

Dazzling Strike on the 11th hole

Killed and eaten by pet spiders

woman dies watching eclipse

Il rate le pittbull et frappe son a

Watauga man dies in motorcyle crash

Your gona shoot your eye out kid!

lose a finger - get busted for pot

Speed Kills

Pet Spider Kills Owner

Lying down on the job

Surf's Up!

From News of the Weird

Any credit for trying to get in?

Face the Road

Must Be My Stomach Rumbling

Man Injured While Taking Wire

Car Surfing Teen

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Man Flips Out (of gene pool)

Car Surfing attempt fatal for houst

Riding on Roofs of Moving Cars

Painful phone call

Fatal Open Bed Freeway Ride

The Xbox360 is HOT & electrifying

Hot Hydrogen Balloon

Killed by her own car

Loosens Rusted Nuts...Busts 'Em Too

Not Only Loosens Rusted Nuts...

Military Family Intelligence

Third Rail Shock

Woman Blasted In Face By Fireworks

Fall off roof kills man fleeing hor

Gun blasts kills skeptic

Your drinking is starting to bug me

Drunken Rooftop Wasps

Maybe he was drunk when he went in?

Text-messager fails to see train

Smoking Kills

Crook Croaks

dies battling hornets

Man bleeds to death during burglary

doctors forget infant in car

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's pen

Man dead after hornet attack

Teen killed in skateboard stunt

3 Teens Killed In Wreck With Train

3 Teens Killed In Wreck With Train

Massillon man latest to be killed i

Drowning victim died with rock tied

DIY Xbox repair

Teen nearly kills himself trying to

WWII shell kills four in Philippine

Red Ring of (Near) Death

Shocking Death

Kid electrocutes himself while tryi

Torch Penis

Suspected copper thief electrocuted

"Danger - High Voltage"

A bridge to high

Almost made a quick getaway

Boy fried himself with Xbox 360.

Xbox 360 Nearly Claims Teen

Sweaty man electrocuted by computer

Woman Is Killed By Camel

Don't Go Back To The Van

Man sniffs Butangas and dies

Becoming a buried treasure

woman loses head to tree trimmers

Bears eat man at beer fest

Text to Death

Man fights bears, loses

Bears eat man at beer festival

Text Training

Bears eat man at beer festival

Man eaten by bears

Skateboarder car-towed, killed

Serb Man found in bear cage

There's No "A" In Beer

Motorcyclist suicide by semi

Bears eat man at beer festival

Man+Text Message+Train=OMG

bear fodder

Bears eat man at beer festival

Texter hit by Train

Man at Beer Fest eaten by Bear

avoided one train hit by second

Bears eat man at beer festival

Texting Man Avoids One Train, Struc

A Deadly Romantic Encounter

Pet camel kills Australian woman

Bear eats man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man a beer festival

Skateboarder

Bears Eat Man At Beer Festival

Man found half eaten in zoo bear ca

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

Serbian mistakes bears for beer

Beer & Bears a Deadly Combination

Bears Eat Man At Beer Festival

Drunk Man Eaten By Bear

Bears eat man at beer festival

One less

Man plus Beer plus Bear

Skaboarding fool....

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

'Bearly' Drunk!

Man eaten by bears during beerfest

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bear Beats Beer

A Real Bearwurst

Pet camel kills Australian woman

Bear Naked

knife.hand.chop.bot

Bears eat man at beer festival

Carnal Camels

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears Eat Drunk Man

Camel Gets The Hump

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival

Bear Eats Man at Beer Festival

Death by beer, or was it bear?

DA BEARS

Bears eat man at beer festival

Beer and Bears Don't Mix

Asking to get humped

Red Bull is not a Placebo

Sweaty man electrocuted by computer

Boaters suffer burns in explosion

Sterility By Fire

Energy Drink

Energy Drinks Can Almost Kill

Jackie Arklov

Convenient, push-button asphyxia

Explore lost worlds in Flat World

"professionals" remove man's testes

Arsonist dies in house fire

Firearm Won, Sword Zero

Words Can Kill

Lucky No More

Man Bit by Pet black widow spider

Gas fumes ignite!!!!

Collision with cow kills motorcycli

Freak DIY Accident in Newlyweds' G

Lugie Lunge

Danger High Voltage

Duct Tape Bandit

Car boot suffocation

Sleeping it off

stabbed self

a spit too far

Woman Buys Fake Cocaine, Calls Cops

Man killed by horse

Woman drowns in Beauharnois locks

Three brothers die in Egypt's landm

Doctors in Gailezertz hospital in R

Drunk man bets to cut off his penis

Bodies in garage were in sleeping p

Don't have sex outside your species

Decapitated Snake Bites Man Before

Train Daze

Bite the Hand that Beheads

Siphon Singe

Why didn't it go off?

Grizzly Man

Checking the gas tank

Running from the Law

Got a Light? (Close call)

Teen hurt trying to remove gas from

An Illuminating Theft

I can't see the gas

Didn't Check The Credentials

Man dies trying to disprove TV Show

Man Dies Trying To Disprove TV Show

The Not-So-Great Escape

never fly light winged

never fly light winged

A fatal pick up

Fly by Night Surgeons.

Custom Castration

Sniffing LPG

Taliban launch frontal attack on b

Man dies asphyxiated by sand

Man falls out of car while spitting

Teen burglar falls 26 floors

"Accidentaly" buries himself...

S. Dakotan dies testing TV theory

CSI: Fact or Fiction?

Man Dies Proving TV Show Was Wrong

Motorcyclist Dies Popping Wheelies

I guess C.S.I. isn't all fake...

Proving CSI Wrong

Auto-arsonist

Teen burglar falls to his death

'Car surfing' craze first fatality

Leap in the dark kills a drinker

'Tombstoning' craze kills 16-year-o

Provo man died trying to disprove T

man dies spitting from car

Metal claw crushes man to death

2 found dead under deflated balloon

died after opening car door to spit

absent minder zookeeper

CSI(Idiot)

Gun Fetish

I dare you!

Man Crushed By Mechanical Claw

Man riding on a lawn mower killed b

Death on beach under sand

Owner re-enters van to be crushed

Out with a bang....

gunfire kills 1 during sexcapade

crushed

Student driver runs over instructor

Cop dies in crawl space

His Buddies Let Him Down...

Man struck by lighting

Fla. Man Dies After Opening Car Doo

Spitting is Dangerous

Don't Tug on Superman's Cape, etc.

Spitting can be dangerous.

Spitting Headache

Writing checks the ass can't catch

Teen's Trouser Snake

Teen Dies Performaning Stunt

Man Dies Opening Car Door To Spit

Man Dies After Opening Door To Spit

B.C. man chains self to tree in su

Fla. Man Killed After Opening Car D

Live cables outwit thieves.

He should have worn his safety belt

Spitting - A Nasty Habit

Smoking Kills

HAL 1, Sweaty Man 0

SweatyChineseManElectrocutedbyCompu

Man Dies After Opening Car Door To

Suicide by Self Chaining

Florida Man Dies Trying to Spit

Korean christians evangelists

None

Sweaty Chinese Man Electrocuted

Romantic Dinner

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