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opps I forgot My A/C Bill is too high Couple died burned after dinner Shocked by his own stupidity. Deep Trip Glub! Glub! Talaban Tour Bus Pistol penisectomy Dumb death at 240 km/h Human Shish Kabob Pump fumes kill two in flood town The tale of the Gecko Hunter Chopper News Crews Collide Man critical after explosion in gar Unplanned Contact Man run over by pal in driveway kill by train trying to kill girlfr Drunk and Lost at Sea! Durban Hijacker Flooding deaths prompt warnings Woman Dies Trying to Activate Apt. Turkey Fryer in Apartment Sends 6 t Freeze like hell (in a moment) Woman crushed to death by car door Italian Darwin Surgeon General's Warning Death Party on Mt. Blanc Woman crushed to death by car door Open Sesame! Umm.. No. Security Gate Pump fumes kill two in flood town Death by Dumb He walked in the middle of the road SUV flips over in dry gully Self shooting Motorcycle stunt turns deadly Doing missionary work in Afganistan Pistol penectomy But I’ve got to go… Pistol penectomy Does alcohol help with girls? Grilling in a tent mine in bosnia Burglar Jailed After Leaving Card Lawnmower File Bottoms up! Home penis enlargement ends in pain Diver Dies After Lightning Hits Oxy Balcony Death for Botched Burglary Lightning Rod Scuba Diver Playing With Fire at Gas Station Lightning Hits Diver's Air Tank, Ki digging to die for It Doesn't Pay to Not Pay the Bills Leap of Stupidity Thief falls to death He dies chasing girls Koreans in Afghanistan Chivalry can get you a Darwin! US teen killed in abandoned Mexican Shortcut over the roof of a Train Balcony to Balcony US teen killed in abandoned Mexican Woman's Lighter Sparks Blaze at NM Mine Jump U.S. Teen Killed in Abandoned Mexic US tourist dies jumping mine shaft U.S. Teen Killed in Abandoned Mexic Some just can't jump Jack Be Nimble Thai Elephant Stomps Taunter Look before you leap. drunk cut himself and dead blooding Enraged Circus Elephant Stomps Man Stupid Sled Move Claims Woman Bimbo lights up Alabama woman dies doing a handstan Woman's Lighter Sparks Blaze at NM Woman’s lighter sparks blaze at gas Woman playing with lighter burned o Girl commits cuocide over Potter No smoking means NO SMOKING!! Don't Be Mean To An Elephant But I’ve got to go… i'm on fire Alleged Copper Thief Electrocuted Doh!!!!! Nuts Beat the Train! Beat the Train! Beat the Train! Four recruits killed in German leve 3rd Time's the Charm Body Found in Airplane Nose Gear Electric current kills man on pole Body found in airplane nose gear Q: What are you doing? A: Dying Driver Doing 'Doughnuts' In Parking The Umbrella Man Stowaway Not so free ride A Co-Ed's Fatal Horseplay Texting While Passing Hot Copper Who dares to cross a train last? fall off balcony doing handstand Target Practice! Killed taking copper from powerpole I am faster than that train Make sure it is OFF first! Heavier Than Water Car tries to beat train past gate Woman blows head off with fireworks coitus interuptus Stupid Thief Copper Collector Man surrounded by Police calls 911 Police: Man Killed Trying To Take C hot power Ohio Man Wants $3.60/lb Copper Ohio Man Dies in Attempt to Steal C Man, ran over by his own van. coed dies while doing hand stand The Shocking Truth Taking the plunge Thief Dies on Power Line Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco Guy digs own grave Ohio man fried stealing copper wire Man killed during copper theft Going for the Copper! Man Killed Stealing Electric Wire Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco Taken Out by Electricity Stealing Electric Wire Woman Dies Doing Handstand On Balco Man Killed in Ohio During Copper Th Dig Your Own Grave and Save! electrocuted stealing copper Ohio Man Dies in Attempt to Steal C nerd on a wire Copper Theif Electrocuted on Power Alleged Copper Thief Electrocuted O Balcony Handstand Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco Drunken Handstand Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco Man steals copper, gets electrocute woman fall off balcony Handstand off Balcony ???? One Last Smoke Don't Light Any More Cigarettes Lawnchair Larry Reborn Not a bright idea woman dies doing handstand Searching for clothes ? Dangerous handstand Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco Handstand Leads to Woman's Death Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco Texting Cheerleader Man Electrocuted in Wind Turbine Wife dies in natural gas explosion Wife dies in natural gas explosion Falling Off the Roof Woman headstands off balcony Carjacker Shot to Death AT LEAST HE WORE A HELMET Don't Look Now... Its Still Lit! 2 men badly burned during apparent Man killed by train A Quick Cogarette cigarettes do kill please honey, no smoking Get a real gun Fooling Around with Trains family cow manure methane death Collar Bombed Crook Smoker risks blue flame to smoke First came a warning, then came the House Explosion Man Told to Stop Lighting Cigarett A Bikini Wax to Die for none Just one more smoke Waxing to death Pizza Bomber Case, Erie PA Report details house explosion Warning Preceded Deadly Explosion Cigarette smoking blows up house Man disguised as Tree robs bank Man Joking Around Near Tracks Kille Report details house explosion Dying for a Cigarette Son of Lawnchair Larry Cigarette Smoker Blows up House First came a warning, then came the Wacky pair gets whacked. Next time, bring a motor! When Nature Calls... Cell Phone in the Sewer 5 Die in Dairy Farm Manure Pit Wait? i might get hurt by this? Greeley teen killed in "insane stun Delayed launch Methane wipes out family Scientologist's faith suffers 3" Mortar shell vs. Head Dolphins jumps in boat Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase Romanian student killed at BBQ Firework Explodes in Mother's Face Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase Fall from escalator kills man Teens smoked cigarettes while jumpi Ford Tempo Flying Submarine Gangster's Paradise Teen Drowns, Car Soars Over Ramp The Ramp to Oblivion Two Drown In Lane County Waters Colo. teen killed in ill-conceived Say "When"... Teen drowned driving into lake Parents Decline Antipsychotics Cecilia vs the volcano Hope floats, but idiots sink Lady killed by fireworks Not-so-floatable car Fireworks death: 'Three boys don't Pool sucks out girl's intestines Mother, Son Killed Each Other Patriotic Pratfalls The death of Mummie Mind Blowing Fireworks Display Learning to fly gone wrong Go-cart attached to minibike Woman faces off with fireworks Head blown off by illegal fireworks Another fireworks fatality motorist dies fleeinf repo man Jogger and iPod Engaging engagement Jogger's Legs Severed by Train another illegal firework story Firework Darwin Inmate dies after starting fire Deja Blew 3: When Stupidity Attacks Fireworks Blast Kills Mich. Woman Dies of cancer aft years of sunbeds Concrete is harder than skull Oil tank and teens a bad mix Police probe fireworks death Just Like in the Cartoons... Woman get's it in the face! Bridge Jumping Knocked of her feet by firework Don't put your face there... trains and text messaging don't mix Leap Into Russian River Amateurs + Professional Firewors Danialle Barse A splitting headache Fun for the whole family Fireworks Mishap Is it lit? Illegal display misfires Young driver dies in wreck She basically killed herself in fro Deja Blew: Part 2 Deja Blew. or here we blow again! Woman forgets parking brakes drowns Woman dies in fireworks accident as Woman dies in fireworks accident A Tenneesse Barn Demolition Taking Part IN 4th of July Display Is It lit yet ? Let me check! Wet Bumper Woman dies in fireworks accident It'll blow your head off. Woman dies in fireworks accident a Family Killed in Farming Accident Woman dies in fireworks accident a 5 die in dairy farm manure pit Off With Her Head DIY Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong Fireworks+Face=Death Another head blown off Woman accidentally killed by Firewo Yet Another Stupid Firework Mishap Woman dies in fireworks accident 5 die in dairy farm manure pit Woman dies in fireworks accident as BBQ-feast turns into tragedy Kugluktuk man dies in water skippin Woman Dies in Fireworks Accident Fireworks In the Face Woman dies from fireworks O Say Can You See? Woman dies in MI fireworks accident Early Independance Day Celebration Fireworks explodes in mother's face Fireworks death woman dies in fireworks accident 2 Woman dies in fireworks accident Commercial Fireworks Not for Novice The Dislocated Arms ! Don't look down the mortar tube Stupid Lady Highway Wheelie Kills Motorcyclist Manure kills farm family in US fireworks faceoff Deadly Twist at Fireworks Show Who's got gas? smart thief caught by stolen gps Methane gas in manure pit kills fiv Follow my leader to a smelly end... Kid plays with a toy rifle get shot Death by Manure vehicular "horseplay" turns deadly Family dies in manure pit. Methane gas kills 5 5 Die on Virginia Farm From Deadly Summersault Remember the parking brakes Hard Catch Oil Tank Duo Gets Very High Smoking kills - teens explode Oil tank teens were smoking Woman Killed, Another Critical Afte WOMAN KILLED BY HER OWN PARKED CAR Killed by her own parked car Burned corp New York: Manhattan: Subway Rider D Glasgow Terrorist Home penis enlargement ends in pain Man died after drinking cocaine Jump from a moving bus!

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