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opps I forgot
My A/C Bill is too high
Couple died burned after dinner
Shocked by his own stupidity.
Deep Trip
Glub! Glub!
Talaban Tour Bus
Pistol penisectomy
Dumb death at 240 km/h
Human Shish Kabob
Pump fumes kill two in flood town
The tale of the Gecko Hunter
Chopper News Crews Collide
Man critical after explosion in gar
Unplanned Contact
Man run over by pal in driveway
kill by train trying to kill girlfr
Drunk and Lost at Sea!
Durban Hijacker
Flooding deaths prompt warnings
Woman Dies Trying to Activate Apt.
Turkey Fryer in Apartment Sends 6 t
Freeze like hell (in a moment)
Woman crushed to death by car door
Italian Darwin
Surgeon General's Warning
Death Party on Mt. Blanc
Woman crushed to death by car door
Open Sesame! Umm.. No.
Security Gate
Pump fumes kill two in flood town
Death by Dumb
He walked in the middle of the road
SUV flips over in dry gully
Self shooting
Motorcycle stunt turns deadly
Doing missionary work in Afganistan
Pistol penectomy
But I’ve got to go…
Pistol penectomy
Does alcohol help with girls?
Grilling in a tent
mine in bosnia
Burglar Jailed After Leaving Card
Lawnmower File
Bottoms up!
Home penis enlargement ends in pain
Diver Dies After Lightning Hits Oxy
Balcony Death for Botched Burglary
Lightning Rod Scuba Diver
Playing With Fire at Gas Station
Lightning Hits Diver's Air Tank, Ki
digging to die for
It Doesn't Pay to Not Pay the Bills
Leap of Stupidity
Thief falls to death
He dies chasing girls
Koreans in Afghanistan
Chivalry can get you a Darwin!
US teen killed in abandoned Mexican
Shortcut over the roof of a Train
Balcony to Balcony
US teen killed in abandoned Mexican
Woman's Lighter Sparks Blaze at NM
Mine Jump
U.S. Teen Killed in Abandoned Mexic
US tourist dies jumping mine shaft
U.S. Teen Killed in Abandoned Mexic
Some just can't jump
Jack Be Nimble
Thai Elephant Stomps Taunter
Look before you leap.
drunk cut himself and dead blooding
Enraged Circus Elephant Stomps Man
Stupid Sled Move Claims Woman
Bimbo lights up
Alabama woman dies doing a handstan
Woman's Lighter Sparks Blaze at NM
Woman’s lighter sparks blaze at gas
Woman playing with lighter burned o
Girl commits cuocide over Potter
No smoking means NO SMOKING!!
Don't Be Mean To An Elephant
But I’ve got to go…
i'm on fire
Alleged Copper Thief Electrocuted
Doh!!!!! Nuts
Beat the Train!
Beat the Train!
Beat the Train!
Four recruits killed in German leve
3rd Time's the Charm
Body Found in Airplane Nose Gear
Electric current kills man on pole
Body found in airplane nose gear
Q: What are you doing? A: Dying
Driver Doing 'Doughnuts' In Parking
The Umbrella Man
Stowaway
Not so free ride
A Co-Ed's Fatal Horseplay
Texting While Passing
Hot Copper
Who dares to cross a train last?
fall off balcony doing handstand
Target Practice!
Killed taking copper from powerpole
I am faster than that train
Make sure it is OFF first!
Heavier Than Water
Car tries to beat train past gate
Woman blows head off with fireworks
coitus interuptus
Stupid Thief
Copper Collector
Man surrounded by Police calls 911
Police: Man Killed Trying To Take C
hot power
Ohio Man Wants $3.60/lb Copper
Ohio Man Dies in Attempt to Steal C
Man, ran over by his own van.
coed dies while doing hand stand
The Shocking Truth
Taking the plunge
Thief Dies on Power Line
Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco
Guy digs own grave
Ohio man fried stealing copper wire
Man killed during copper theft
Going for the Copper!
Man Killed Stealing Electric Wire
Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco
Taken Out by Electricity
Stealing Electric Wire
Woman Dies Doing Handstand On Balco
Man Killed in Ohio During Copper Th
Dig Your Own Grave and Save!
electrocuted stealing copper
Ohio Man Dies in Attempt to Steal C
nerd on a wire
Copper Theif Electrocuted on Power
Alleged Copper Thief Electrocuted O
Balcony Handstand
Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco
Drunken Handstand
Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco
Man steals copper, gets electrocute
woman fall off balcony
Handstand off Balcony ????
One Last Smoke
Don't Light Any More Cigarettes
Lawnchair Larry Reborn
Not a bright idea
woman dies doing handstand
Searching for clothes ?
Dangerous handstand
Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco
Handstand Leads to Woman's Death
Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco
Texting Cheerleader
Man Electrocuted in Wind Turbine
Wife dies in natural gas explosion
Wife dies in natural gas explosion
Falling Off the Roof
Woman headstands off balcony
Carjacker Shot to Death
AT LEAST HE WORE A HELMET
Don't Look Now... Its Still Lit!
2 men badly burned during apparent
Man killed by train
A Quick Cogarette
cigarettes do kill
please honey, no smoking
Get a real gun
Fooling Around with Trains
family cow manure methane death
Collar Bombed Crook
Smoker risks blue flame to smoke
First came a warning, then came the
House Explosion
Man Told to Stop Lighting Cigarett
A Bikini Wax to Die for
none
Just one more smoke
Waxing to death
Pizza Bomber Case, Erie PA
Report details house explosion
Warning Preceded Deadly Explosion
Cigarette smoking blows up house
Man disguised as Tree robs bank
Man Joking Around Near Tracks Kille
Report details house explosion
Dying for a Cigarette
Son of Lawnchair Larry
Cigarette Smoker Blows up House
First came a warning, then came the
Wacky pair gets whacked.
Next time, bring a motor!
When Nature Calls...
Cell Phone in the Sewer
5 Die in Dairy Farm Manure Pit
Wait? i might get hurt by this?
Greeley teen killed in "insane stun
Delayed launch
Methane wipes out family
Scientologist's faith suffers
3" Mortar shell vs. Head
Dolphins jumps in boat
Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase
Romanian student killed at BBQ
Firework Explodes in Mother's Face
Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase
Fall from escalator kills man
Teens smoked cigarettes while jumpi
Ford Tempo Flying Submarine
Gangster's Paradise
Teen Drowns, Car Soars Over Ramp
The Ramp to Oblivion
Two Drown In Lane County Waters
Colo. teen killed in ill-conceived
Say "When"...
Teen drowned driving into lake
Parents Decline Antipsychotics
Cecilia vs the volcano
Hope floats, but idiots sink
Lady killed by fireworks
Not-so-floatable car
Fireworks death: 'Three boys don't
Pool sucks out girl's intestines
Mother, Son Killed Each Other
Patriotic Pratfalls
The death of Mummie
Mind Blowing Fireworks Display
Learning to fly gone wrong
Go-cart attached to minibike
Woman faces off with fireworks
Head blown off by illegal fireworks
Another fireworks fatality
motorist dies fleeinf repo man
Jogger and iPod
Engaging engagement
Jogger's Legs Severed by Train
another illegal firework story
Firework Darwin
Inmate dies after starting fire
Deja Blew 3: When Stupidity Attacks
Fireworks Blast Kills Mich. Woman
Dies of cancer aft years of sunbeds
Concrete is harder than skull
Oil tank and teens a bad mix
Police probe fireworks death
Just Like in the Cartoons...
Woman get's it in the face!
Bridge Jumping
Knocked of her feet by firework
Don't put your face there...
trains and text messaging don't mix
Leap Into Russian River
Amateurs + Professional Firewors
Danialle Barse
A splitting headache
Fun for the whole family
Fireworks Mishap
Is it lit? Illegal display misfires
Young driver dies in wreck
She basically killed herself in fro
Deja Blew: Part 2
Deja Blew. or here we blow again!
Woman forgets parking brakes drowns
Woman dies in fireworks accident as
Woman dies in fireworks accident
A Tenneesse Barn Demolition
Taking Part IN 4th of July Display
Is It lit yet ? Let me check!
Wet Bumper
Woman dies in fireworks accident
It'll blow your head off.
Woman dies in fireworks accident a
Family Killed in Farming Accident
Woman dies in fireworks accident a
5 die in dairy farm manure pit
Off With Her Head
DIY Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong
Fireworks+Face=Death
Another head blown off
Woman accidentally killed by Firewo
Yet Another Stupid Firework Mishap
Woman dies in fireworks accident
5 die in dairy farm manure pit
Woman dies in fireworks accident as
BBQ-feast turns into tragedy
Kugluktuk man dies in water skippin
Woman Dies in Fireworks Accident
Fireworks In the Face
Woman dies from fireworks
O Say Can You See?
Woman dies in MI fireworks accident
Early Independance Day Celebration
Fireworks explodes in mother's face
Fireworks death
woman dies in fireworks accident 2
Woman dies in fireworks accident
Commercial Fireworks Not for Novice
The Dislocated Arms !
Don't look down the mortar tube
Stupid Lady
Highway Wheelie Kills Motorcyclist
Manure kills farm family in US
fireworks faceoff
Deadly Twist at Fireworks Show
Who's got gas?
smart thief caught by stolen gps
Methane gas in manure pit kills fiv
Follow my leader to a smelly end...
Kid plays with a toy rifle get shot
Death by Manure
vehicular "horseplay" turns deadly
Family dies in manure pit.
Methane gas kills 5
5 Die on Virginia Farm From Deadly
Summersault
Remember the parking brakes
Hard Catch
Oil Tank Duo Gets Very High
Smoking kills - teens explode
Oil tank teens were smoking
Woman Killed, Another Critical Afte
WOMAN KILLED BY HER OWN PARKED CAR
Killed by her own parked car
Burned corp
New York: Manhattan: Subway Rider D
Glasgow Terrorist
Home penis enlargement ends in pain
Man died after drinking cocaine
Jump from a moving bus!
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2007 July Slush Pile Rejects

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opps I forgot

My A/C Bill is too high

Couple died burned after dinner

Shocked by his own stupidity.

Deep Trip

Glub! Glub!

Talaban Tour Bus

Pistol penisectomy

Dumb death at 240 km/h

Human Shish Kabob

Pump fumes kill two in flood town

The tale of the Gecko Hunter

Chopper News Crews Collide

Man critical after explosion in gar

Unplanned Contact

Man run over by pal in driveway

kill by train trying to kill girlfr

Drunk and Lost at Sea!

Durban Hijacker

Flooding deaths prompt warnings

Woman Dies Trying to Activate Apt.

Turkey Fryer in Apartment Sends 6 t

Freeze like hell (in a moment)

Woman crushed to death by car door

Italian Darwin

Surgeon General's Warning

Death Party on Mt. Blanc

Woman crushed to death by car door

Open Sesame! Umm.. No.

Security Gate

Pump fumes kill two in flood town

Death by Dumb

He walked in the middle of the road

SUV flips over in dry gully

Self shooting

Motorcycle stunt turns deadly

Doing missionary work in Afganistan

Pistol penectomy

But I’ve got to go…

Pistol penectomy

Does alcohol help with girls?

Grilling in a tent

mine in bosnia

Burglar Jailed After Leaving Card

Lawnmower File

Bottoms up!

Home penis enlargement ends in pain

Diver Dies After Lightning Hits Oxy

Balcony Death for Botched Burglary

Lightning Rod Scuba Diver

Playing With Fire at Gas Station

Lightning Hits Diver's Air Tank, Ki

digging to die for

It Doesn't Pay to Not Pay the Bills

Leap of Stupidity

Thief falls to death

He dies chasing girls

Koreans in Afghanistan

Chivalry can get you a Darwin!

US teen killed in abandoned Mexican

Shortcut over the roof of a Train

Balcony to Balcony

US teen killed in abandoned Mexican

Woman's Lighter Sparks Blaze at NM

Mine Jump

U.S. Teen Killed in Abandoned Mexic

US tourist dies jumping mine shaft

U.S. Teen Killed in Abandoned Mexic

Some just can't jump

Jack Be Nimble

Thai Elephant Stomps Taunter

Look before you leap.

drunk cut himself and dead blooding

Enraged Circus Elephant Stomps Man

Stupid Sled Move Claims Woman

Bimbo lights up

Alabama woman dies doing a handstan

Woman's Lighter Sparks Blaze at NM

Woman’s lighter sparks blaze at gas

Woman playing with lighter burned o

Girl commits cuocide over Potter

No smoking means NO SMOKING!!

Don't Be Mean To An Elephant

But I’ve got to go…

i'm on fire

Alleged Copper Thief Electrocuted

Doh!!!!! Nuts

Beat the Train!

Beat the Train!

Beat the Train!

Four recruits killed in German leve

3rd Time's the Charm

Body Found in Airplane Nose Gear

Electric current kills man on pole

Body found in airplane nose gear

Q: What are you doing? A: Dying

Driver Doing 'Doughnuts' In Parking

The Umbrella Man

Stowaway

Not so free ride

A Co-Ed's Fatal Horseplay

Texting While Passing

Hot Copper

Who dares to cross a train last?

fall off balcony doing handstand

Target Practice!

Killed taking copper from powerpole

I am faster than that train

Make sure it is OFF first!

Heavier Than Water

Car tries to beat train past gate

Woman blows head off with fireworks

coitus interuptus

Stupid Thief

Copper Collector

Man surrounded by Police calls 911

Police: Man Killed Trying To Take C

hot power

Ohio Man Wants $3.60/lb Copper

Ohio Man Dies in Attempt to Steal C

Man, ran over by his own van.

coed dies while doing hand stand

The Shocking Truth

Taking the plunge

Thief Dies on Power Line

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco

Guy digs own grave

Ohio man fried stealing copper wire

Man killed during copper theft

Going for the Copper!

Man Killed Stealing Electric Wire

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco

Taken Out by Electricity

Stealing Electric Wire

Woman Dies Doing Handstand On Balco

Man Killed in Ohio During Copper Th

Dig Your Own Grave and Save!

electrocuted stealing copper

Ohio Man Dies in Attempt to Steal C

nerd on a wire

Copper Theif Electrocuted on Power

Alleged Copper Thief Electrocuted O

Balcony Handstand

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco

Drunken Handstand

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco

Man steals copper, gets electrocute

woman fall off balcony

Handstand off Balcony ????

One Last Smoke

Don't Light Any More Cigarettes

Lawnchair Larry Reborn

Not a bright idea

woman dies doing handstand

Searching for clothes ?

Dangerous handstand

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco

Handstand Leads to Woman's Death

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balco

Texting Cheerleader

Man Electrocuted in Wind Turbine

Wife dies in natural gas explosion

Wife dies in natural gas explosion

Falling Off the Roof

Woman headstands off balcony

Carjacker Shot to Death

AT LEAST HE WORE A HELMET

Don't Look Now... Its Still Lit!

2 men badly burned during apparent

Man killed by train

A Quick Cogarette

cigarettes do kill

please honey, no smoking

Get a real gun

Fooling Around with Trains

family cow manure methane death

Collar Bombed Crook

Smoker risks blue flame to smoke

First came a warning, then came the

House Explosion

Man Told to Stop Lighting Cigarett

A Bikini Wax to Die for

none

Just one more smoke

Waxing to death

Pizza Bomber Case, Erie PA

Report details house explosion

Warning Preceded Deadly Explosion

Cigarette smoking blows up house

Man disguised as Tree robs bank

Man Joking Around Near Tracks Kille

Report details house explosion

Dying for a Cigarette

Son of Lawnchair Larry

Cigarette Smoker Blows up House

First came a warning, then came the

Wacky pair gets whacked.

Next time, bring a motor!

When Nature Calls...

Cell Phone in the Sewer

5 Die in Dairy Farm Manure Pit

Wait? i might get hurt by this?

Greeley teen killed in "insane stun

Delayed launch

Methane wipes out family

Scientologist's faith suffers

3" Mortar shell vs. Head

Dolphins jumps in boat

Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase

Romanian student killed at BBQ

Firework Explodes in Mother's Face

Man Who Fell Off Cliff After Chase

Fall from escalator kills man

Teens smoked cigarettes while jumpi

Ford Tempo Flying Submarine

Gangster's Paradise

Teen Drowns, Car Soars Over Ramp

The Ramp to Oblivion

Two Drown In Lane County Waters

Colo. teen killed in ill-conceived

Say "When"...

Teen drowned driving into lake

Parents Decline Antipsychotics

Cecilia vs the volcano

Hope floats, but idiots sink

Lady killed by fireworks

Not-so-floatable car

Fireworks death: 'Three boys don't

Pool sucks out girl's intestines

Mother, Son Killed Each Other

Patriotic Pratfalls

The death of Mummie

Mind Blowing Fireworks Display

Learning to fly gone wrong

Go-cart attached to minibike

Woman faces off with fireworks

Head blown off by illegal fireworks

Another fireworks fatality

motorist dies fleeinf repo man

Jogger and iPod

Engaging engagement

Jogger's Legs Severed by Train

another illegal firework story

Firework Darwin

Inmate dies after starting fire

Deja Blew 3: When Stupidity Attacks

Fireworks Blast Kills Mich. Woman

Dies of cancer aft years of sunbeds

Concrete is harder than skull

Oil tank and teens a bad mix

Police probe fireworks death

Just Like in the Cartoons...

Woman get's it in the face!

Bridge Jumping

Knocked of her feet by firework

Don't put your face there...

trains and text messaging don't mix

Leap Into Russian River

Amateurs + Professional Firewors

Danialle Barse

A splitting headache

Fun for the whole family

Fireworks Mishap

Is it lit? Illegal display misfires

Young driver dies in wreck

She basically killed herself in fro

Deja Blew: Part 2

Deja Blew. or here we blow again!

Woman forgets parking brakes drowns

Woman dies in fireworks accident as

Woman dies in fireworks accident

A Tenneesse Barn Demolition

Taking Part IN 4th of July Display

Is It lit yet ? Let me check!

Wet Bumper

Woman dies in fireworks accident

It'll blow your head off.

Woman dies in fireworks accident a

Family Killed in Farming Accident

Woman dies in fireworks accident a

5 die in dairy farm manure pit

Off With Her Head

DIY Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong

Fireworks+Face=Death

Another head blown off

Woman accidentally killed by Firewo

Yet Another Stupid Firework Mishap

Woman dies in fireworks accident

5 die in dairy farm manure pit

Woman dies in fireworks accident as

BBQ-feast turns into tragedy

Kugluktuk man dies in water skippin

Woman Dies in Fireworks Accident

Fireworks In the Face

Woman dies from fireworks

O Say Can You See?

Woman dies in MI fireworks accident

Early Independance Day Celebration

Fireworks explodes in mother's face

Fireworks death

woman dies in fireworks accident 2

Woman dies in fireworks accident

Commercial Fireworks Not for Novice

The Dislocated Arms !

Don't look down the mortar tube

Stupid Lady

Highway Wheelie Kills Motorcyclist

Manure kills farm family in US

fireworks faceoff

Deadly Twist at Fireworks Show

Who's got gas?

smart thief caught by stolen gps

Methane gas in manure pit kills fiv

Follow my leader to a smelly end...

Kid plays with a toy rifle get shot

Death by Manure

vehicular "horseplay" turns deadly

Family dies in manure pit.

Methane gas kills 5

5 Die on Virginia Farm From Deadly

Summersault

Remember the parking brakes

Hard Catch

Oil Tank Duo Gets Very High

Smoking kills - teens explode

Oil tank teens were smoking

Woman Killed, Another Critical Afte

WOMAN KILLED BY HER OWN PARKED CAR

Killed by her own parked car

Burned corp

New York: Manhattan: Subway Rider D

Glasgow Terrorist

Home penis enlargement ends in pain

Man died after drinking cocaine

Jump from a moving bus!

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