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man dies trying to kill girlfriend 3 fewer in the Oregon gene pool Citibank Freezes Victims' Funds Sebastien Briat Full of Holes Couple burnt to death not identifie 'I was full of holes' 'They're harmless, look'. Scrap the Mortar Rounds I was full of holes Car Park of DOOM! Wrong place to be during a thunder Cigarette lighter engine investigat 'Dettol Man' cleans himself to deat Couple die as car explodes Couple burned to death Couple die as car explodes Jim Bailey's Final Stunt Man trying to kill girlfriend.... Homeless traveler Death by Chocolate Railway Sleeper Robber shoots self in the head Body of Intruder Found in Ductwork Body of Intruder Found in Ductwork train kills man attempting murder new ball of fire Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Man Found Dead in Vents How NOT to avoid paying a toll Body found in school AC duct though Flame-shooting Cannon Adult's body found in air conditio Soldier Kills Intruder Body Found in Duct at Phoenix Schoo Body Found in Duct at Phoenix Schoo Another Dead Burglar in an Air Duct Adult's body found in air condition Body Found In Air Duct At Phoenix S Train Wreck Relationship Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends Man Hits Back Of Truck At 120mph Man trying to kill girlfriend dies Josh Hancock Cardinals Pitcher Man killed when golf cart plummets More copper theft More copper theft The Name Says It All A trip to die for Tagger cooked in sub-station Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends Man killed by train while trying... Death by Flying Door Paralyzed Guy Jumps in Lake . . . Graffiti painter shocked, burned STEALING COPPER WIRE.. ALMOST Real life Pulp Fiction Man killed by flying car. (His) Karma Train Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Trainstopping three teens died in tank explosion Foooooooooooooooore! tagger electrocution Copper Caper Contact Spray paint & electricity don't mix Arist Hops for Help Attempted murder Tagger Remembered as Quiet, Artist Man Leaves Girlfriend On Railway, Dying to get the lights on Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Toasted Tagger Heroic tagger tags himself out Graffiti tagger fried by 115000 Vol Tagger Dies from burns Man hit by car hit by train 3 teens 1 lighter & 1 tank Death by tagging Attempted Murder Easy come, easy go, easy lit & blow Dispute with girlfriend gone bad Electrocuted tagger dies Train kills driver who parked on tr Hit by the Instant Karma train Man Dies trying to kill grilfriend Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Love Train Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Hit by own car Man dies trying to kill girlfriend Train Kills ManTrying to Kill Woman Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Man Dies Trying To Kill Woman With Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Man tries to Kill GF with train Man Killed by Flying Debris Man killed after running from train Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Kayak'er dies storm swollen creek Justice is served Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Breaking up is hard to do? Train track death backfires Train Kills Man trying to Kill Woma Train kills would-be killer Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Train Kills Man Trying to KillWoman Train as murder weapon Train kills man trying to kill woma Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Train kills man trying to kill woma Train track death plot backfires Shocking way to die Faster Than A Speeding Train Train kills man trying to kill girl Train track death plot backfires Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma Train kills man trying to kill woma Train track death plot backfires Train track death plot backfires. Train track death plot backfires Train Track Death Plot Backfires Unlucky Murderer Train kills man trying to kill woma Man dies after allegedly trying to Teenager Killed While Taggin Tagger burned at substation dies murder attempt becomes suicide tagger burned while spraypainting Tank explosion kills three Family looks for positive in tagger Teen tagger shocked at electrical s Fuel tank, lit match, KABOOM! Global Warming is Dangerous Tagger, 18, dies after severe elect Teen shocked while spray painting e Tagger burned at substation Tagger Killed by High Voltage Crocodile Eats Boy Teen tagger shocked at electrical s Tagger Dies From Electric Jolt Thief hit and killed by bus Tagger electrocuted by paint Tagger Gets Jolt bbb Update on Tagger on tagging dies Elk - not the smartest animals Thief on bicycle Fried Justice!! Vandal Learns Shocking Lesson Burned Hospital Smoker Dies The Last Smoke Tagged substation tags back Thief hit by bus as he flees NYC st high voltage graffiti Electric Tagger "Hero" tagger tagged with jolt Transformer Tags Tagger Tagger dies from electric jolt 18-year old hammers bullet, shoots He's out of the gene pool Electrocuted "Tagger" Tag...You're it! Tagger burned Teen tagger shocked at substation d Tagger burned at substation dies Electrocuted tagger Recycling Bullets Truth in Advertising High voltage wires and spray paint He got tagged... Over Spray Electrifies Electrical Substation Tagger Electrocuted Tagger Teen tagger dies of injuries while Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in Electrocuted on 4th Floor Balcony Electrical discharge almost kills s Teen Shoots self without a gun Hit by 15 kV Christian aid: Cultivate A Brighter Window cleaner drowned in bucket Window Cleaner drowns in bucket Vacumm vs Toe Read the signs Window Cleaner Drowns in Bucket Tagger Gets Ultimate Buzz Tagger Shock WINDOW CLEANER DROWNS IN OWN BUCKET Window Cleaner drowns in own bucket Tagger burned spray painting substa One warning didn't help Window Cleaner Drowns in Bucket Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in Man who held up parents' bar senten Tagger electrocuted at substation Wigan Evening Post 17/05/07 Darwin Awards Youtube Competition man hit by bullet in stomach "Battle Dance" Turns Deadly Teenager shoots himself - w'out gun Man accidentally shoots himself wit Submission Man Dies in Bizarre Battle Dance Man Shoots Self Without Gun Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham man shoots himself without a gun Man accidentally shoots himself wit Man accidentally shoots himself wi Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun Shot without a gun Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in teen hammers bullets Man shoots self w/out gun Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in Bow-Wow Chow Mein Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in Man shoots self wihtout gun Boy Shoots Self Without Gun Man accidentally shoots himself wit Man Shoots Self - Without a Gun Teen shoots himself without a gun Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham Electrocution Climbing El. Train Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets w/Hammer Killed for Copper Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham Man hurt whacking bullets with ham Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham Hammer + Bullets = Idiocy You got Servied Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham Not how to get brass scrap Stupid Dirt Biker - after dark Fly By Night Univited Houseguests Battle Dance Duel Family puzzled by jump in creek Poll-Axed battle dancer dies Rodent control Flying while talking on Cell Phone Sex in a Vacuum For youe enjoyment Teen dies from injuries after prank Land Surfing... Girl Dies in Accident With Scissors Trainsurfing considered stupid Shoot me victim dies in pool hall shooting Fireworks accident proves fatal It was the GPS System's Fault Man Injured by Toppled Tombstone Ch The Computer is your friend apartment explosion stolen dryer Soccer fan 1 Life=$10.00 in copper wire Sat nav driver's car hit by train It wasn't me it was my sat nav http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/ Car-Jacker? (Jackass?) He Got Served Spilt petrol fatal for farmer Don't Humiliate Mobsters!!! Sheep Jump To Death splish, splash we were taking a bat Kung fu fan tries to stop train for a cell phone Flipping Through the Pearly Gates Man Dies in Dance Off Propane Tank Target The WORST Place to Grow Drugs Man dies while trying to outperform Too much trouble to use the crossin 5 killed when train hits SUV at rai loosing my head Call Before You Dig Battle Dancing Snafu California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head Blown away California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head What goes around, comes around Man cuts own head off (well almost) Battle Dancing Illegal Fireworks Kill Party Host Croc shock Battle Dance Battle Dancing Dance Off To Death man dies in parking lot dance compe Death by Dancing "Battle Dance" Turns Deadly I guess he won the competition... Mobility scooter driver killed Alcohol MAY have been involved A man dies after injecting silicone Man dies after climbing on C-Train Man dies in fireball Hancock's Crash How not to clean paint brushes. Drop your drawers, Mafia boy! Shoes to die for Threaten the Judge Train Dragging I'm Stuck on you Herpes Cream applied by penis anall Killed for Copper

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