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2007 May Rejects
man dies trying to kill girlfriend
3 fewer in the Oregon gene pool
Citibank Freezes Victims' Funds
Sebastien Briat
Full of Holes
Couple burnt to death not identifie
'I was full of holes'
'They're harmless, look'.
Scrap the Mortar Rounds
I was full of holes
Car Park of DOOM!
Wrong place to be during a thunder
Cigarette lighter engine investigat
'Dettol Man' cleans himself to deat
Couple die as car explodes
Couple burned to death
Couple die as car explodes
Jim Bailey's Final Stunt
Man trying to kill girlfriend....
Homeless traveler
Death by Chocolate
Railway Sleeper
Robber shoots self in the head
Body of Intruder Found in Ductwork
Body of Intruder Found in Ductwork
train kills man attempting murder
new ball of fire
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Man Found Dead in Vents
How NOT to avoid paying a toll
Body found in school AC duct though
Flame-shooting Cannon
Adult's body found in air conditio
Soldier Kills Intruder
Body Found in Duct at Phoenix Schoo
Body Found in Duct at Phoenix Schoo
Another Dead Burglar in an Air Duct
Adult's body found in air condition
Body Found In Air Duct At Phoenix S
Train Wreck Relationship
Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends
Man Hits Back Of Truck At 120mph
Man trying to kill girlfriend dies
Josh Hancock Cardinals Pitcher
Man killed when golf cart plummets
More copper theft
More copper theft
The Name Says It All
A trip to die for
Tagger cooked in sub-station
Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends
Man killed by train while trying...
Death by Flying Door
Paralyzed Guy Jumps in Lake . . .
Graffiti painter shocked, burned
STEALING COPPER WIRE.. ALMOST
Real life Pulp Fiction
Man killed by flying car. (His)
Karma Train
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Trainstopping
three teens died in tank explosion
Foooooooooooooooore!
tagger electrocution
Copper Caper Contact
Spray paint & electricity don't mix
Arist Hops for Help
Attempted murder
Tagger Remembered as Quiet, Artist
Man Leaves Girlfriend On Railway,
Dying to get the lights on
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Toasted Tagger
Heroic tagger tags himself out
Graffiti tagger fried by 115000 Vol
Tagger Dies from burns
Man hit by car hit by train
3 teens 1 lighter & 1 tank
Death by tagging
Attempted Murder
Easy come, easy go, easy lit & blow
Dispute with girlfriend gone bad
Electrocuted tagger dies
Train kills driver who parked on tr
Hit by the Instant Karma train
Man Dies trying to kill grilfriend
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Love Train
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Hit by own car
Man dies trying to kill girlfriend
Train Kills ManTrying to Kill Woman
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Man Dies Trying To Kill Woman With
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Man tries to Kill GF with train
Man Killed by Flying Debris
Man killed after running from train
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Kayak'er dies storm swollen creek
Justice is served
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Breaking up is hard to do?
Train track death backfires
Train Kills Man trying to Kill Woma
Train kills would-be killer
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Train Kills Man Trying to KillWoman
Train as murder weapon
Train kills man trying to kill woma
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Train kills man trying to kill woma
Train track death plot backfires
Shocking way to die
Faster Than A Speeding Train
Train kills man trying to kill girl
Train track death plot backfires
Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma
Train kills man trying to kill woma
Train track death plot backfires
Train track death plot backfires.
Train track death plot backfires
Train Track Death Plot Backfires
Unlucky Murderer
Train kills man trying to kill woma
Man dies after allegedly trying to
Teenager Killed While Taggin
Tagger burned at substation dies
murder attempt becomes suicide
tagger burned while spraypainting
Tank explosion kills three
Family looks for positive in tagger
Teen tagger shocked at electrical s
Fuel tank, lit match, KABOOM!
Global Warming is Dangerous
Tagger, 18, dies after severe elect
Teen shocked while spray painting e
Tagger burned at substation
Tagger Killed by High Voltage
Crocodile Eats Boy
Teen tagger shocked at electrical s
Tagger Dies From Electric Jolt
Thief hit and killed by bus
Tagger electrocuted by paint
Tagger Gets Jolt
bbb
Update on Tagger on tagging dies
Elk - not the smartest animals
Thief on bicycle
Fried Justice!!
Vandal Learns Shocking Lesson
Burned Hospital Smoker Dies
The Last Smoke
Tagged substation tags back
Thief hit by bus as he flees NYC st
high voltage graffiti
Electric Tagger
"Hero" tagger tagged with jolt
Transformer Tags Tagger
Tagger dies from electric jolt
18-year old hammers bullet, shoots
He's out of the gene pool
Electrocuted "Tagger"
Tag...You're it!
Tagger burned
Teen tagger shocked at substation d
Tagger burned at substation dies
Electrocuted tagger
Recycling Bullets
Truth in Advertising
High voltage wires and spray paint
He got tagged...
Over Spray Electrifies
Electrical Substation Tagger
Electrocuted Tagger
Teen tagger dies of injuries while
Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in
Electrocuted on 4th Floor Balcony
Electrical discharge almost kills s
Teen Shoots self without a gun
Hit by 15 kV
Christian aid: Cultivate A Brighter
Window cleaner drowned in bucket
Window Cleaner drowns in bucket
Vacumm vs Toe
Read the signs
Window Cleaner Drowns in Bucket
Tagger Gets Ultimate Buzz
Tagger Shock
WINDOW CLEANER DROWNS IN OWN BUCKET
Window Cleaner drowns in own bucket
Tagger burned spray painting substa
One warning didn't help
Window Cleaner Drowns in Bucket
Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in
Man who held up parents' bar senten
Tagger electrocuted at substation
Wigan Evening Post 17/05/07
Darwin Awards Youtube Competition
man hit by bullet in stomach
"Battle Dance" Turns Deadly
Teenager shoots himself - w'out gun
Man accidentally shoots himself wit
Submission
Man Dies in Bizarre Battle Dance
Man Shoots Self Without Gun
Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun
Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham
man shoots himself without a gun
Man accidentally shoots himself wit
Man accidentally shoots himself wi
Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun
Shot without a gun
Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in
teen hammers bullets
Man shoots self w/out gun
Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in
Bow-Wow Chow Mein
Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in
Man shoots self wihtout gun
Boy Shoots Self Without Gun
Man accidentally shoots himself wit
Man Shoots Self - Without a Gun
Teen shoots himself without a gun
Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in
Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham
Electrocution Climbing El. Train
Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham
Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets w/Hammer
Killed for Copper
Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham
Man hurt whacking bullets with ham
Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham
Hammer + Bullets = Idiocy
You got Servied
Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham
Not how to get brass scrap
Stupid Dirt Biker - after dark
Fly By Night
Univited Houseguests
Battle Dance Duel
Family puzzled by jump in creek
Poll-Axed
battle dancer dies
Rodent control
Flying while talking on Cell Phone
Sex in a Vacuum
For youe enjoyment
Teen dies from injuries after prank
Land Surfing...
Girl Dies in Accident With Scissors
Trainsurfing considered stupid
Shoot me
victim dies in pool hall shooting
Fireworks accident proves fatal
It was the GPS System's Fault
Man Injured by Toppled Tombstone Ch
The Computer is your friend
apartment explosion stolen dryer
Soccer fan
1 Life=$10.00 in copper wire
Sat nav driver's car hit by train
It wasn't me it was my sat nav
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/
Car-Jacker? (Jackass?)
He Got Served
Spilt petrol fatal for farmer
Don't Humiliate Mobsters!!!
Sheep Jump To Death
splish, splash we were taking a bat
Kung fu fan tries to stop train
for a cell phone
Flipping Through the Pearly Gates
Man Dies in Dance Off
Propane Tank Target
The WORST Place to Grow Drugs
Man dies while trying to outperform
Too much trouble to use the crossin
5 killed when train hits SUV at rai
loosing my head
Call Before You Dig
Battle Dancing Snafu
California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head
Blown away
California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head
What goes around, comes around
Man cuts own head off (well almost)
Battle Dancing
Illegal Fireworks Kill Party Host
Croc shock
Battle Dance
Battle Dancing
Dance Off To Death
man dies in parking lot dance compe
Death by Dancing
"Battle Dance" Turns Deadly
I guess he won the competition...
Mobility scooter driver killed
Alcohol MAY have been involved
A man dies after injecting silicone
Man dies after climbing on C-Train
Man dies in fireball
Hancock's Crash
How not to clean paint brushes.
Drop your drawers, Mafia boy!
Shoes to die for
Threaten the Judge
Train Dragging
I'm Stuck on you
Herpes Cream applied by penis anall
Killed for Copper
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Darwin Awards
2007 May Slush Pile Rejects

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man dies trying to kill girlfriend

3 fewer in the Oregon gene pool

Citibank Freezes Victims' Funds

Sebastien Briat

Full of Holes

Couple burnt to death not identifie

'I was full of holes'

'They're harmless, look'.

Scrap the Mortar Rounds

I was full of holes

Car Park of DOOM!

Wrong place to be during a thunder

Cigarette lighter engine investigat

'Dettol Man' cleans himself to deat

Couple die as car explodes

Couple burned to death

Couple die as car explodes

Jim Bailey's Final Stunt

Man trying to kill girlfriend....

Homeless traveler

Death by Chocolate

Railway Sleeper

Robber shoots self in the head

Body of Intruder Found in Ductwork

Body of Intruder Found in Ductwork

train kills man attempting murder

new ball of fire

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Man Found Dead in Vents

How NOT to avoid paying a toll

Body found in school AC duct though

Flame-shooting Cannon

Adult's body found in air conditio

Soldier Kills Intruder

Body Found in Duct at Phoenix Schoo

Body Found in Duct at Phoenix Schoo

Another Dead Burglar in an Air Duct

Adult's body found in air condition

Body Found In Air Duct At Phoenix S

Train Wreck Relationship

Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends

Man Hits Back Of Truck At 120mph

Man trying to kill girlfriend dies

Josh Hancock Cardinals Pitcher

Man killed when golf cart plummets

More copper theft

More copper theft

The Name Says It All

A trip to die for

Tagger cooked in sub-station

Man's plot to kill girlfriend ends

Man killed by train while trying...

Death by Flying Door

Paralyzed Guy Jumps in Lake . . .

Graffiti painter shocked, burned

STEALING COPPER WIRE.. ALMOST

Real life Pulp Fiction

Man killed by flying car. (His)

Karma Train

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Trainstopping

three teens died in tank explosion

Foooooooooooooooore!

tagger electrocution

Copper Caper Contact

Spray paint & electricity don't mix

Arist Hops for Help

Attempted murder

Tagger Remembered as Quiet, Artist

Man Leaves Girlfriend On Railway,

Dying to get the lights on

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Toasted Tagger

Heroic tagger tags himself out

Graffiti tagger fried by 115000 Vol

Tagger Dies from burns

Man hit by car hit by train

3 teens 1 lighter & 1 tank

Death by tagging

Attempted Murder

Easy come, easy go, easy lit & blow

Dispute with girlfriend gone bad

Electrocuted tagger dies

Train kills driver who parked on tr

Hit by the Instant Karma train

Man Dies trying to kill grilfriend

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Love Train

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Hit by own car

Man dies trying to kill girlfriend

Train Kills ManTrying to Kill Woman

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Man Dies Trying To Kill Woman With

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Man tries to Kill GF with train

Man Killed by Flying Debris

Man killed after running from train

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Kayak'er dies storm swollen creek

Justice is served

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Breaking up is hard to do?

Train track death backfires

Train Kills Man trying to Kill Woma

Train kills would-be killer

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Train Kills Man Trying to KillWoman

Train as murder weapon

Train kills man trying to kill woma

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Train kills man trying to kill woma

Train track death plot backfires

Shocking way to die

Faster Than A Speeding Train

Train kills man trying to kill girl

Train track death plot backfires

Train Kills Man Trying to Kill Woma

Train kills man trying to kill woma

Train track death plot backfires

Train track death plot backfires.

Train track death plot backfires

Train Track Death Plot Backfires

Unlucky Murderer

Train kills man trying to kill woma

Man dies after allegedly trying to

Teenager Killed While Taggin

Tagger burned at substation dies

murder attempt becomes suicide

tagger burned while spraypainting

Tank explosion kills three

Family looks for positive in tagger

Teen tagger shocked at electrical s

Fuel tank, lit match, KABOOM!

Global Warming is Dangerous

Tagger, 18, dies after severe elect

Teen shocked while spray painting e

Tagger burned at substation

Tagger Killed by High Voltage

Crocodile Eats Boy

Teen tagger shocked at electrical s

Tagger Dies From Electric Jolt

Thief hit and killed by bus

Tagger electrocuted by paint

Tagger Gets Jolt

bbb

Update on Tagger on tagging dies

Elk - not the smartest animals

Thief on bicycle

Fried Justice!!

Vandal Learns Shocking Lesson

Burned Hospital Smoker Dies

The Last Smoke

Tagged substation tags back

Thief hit by bus as he flees NYC st

high voltage graffiti

Electric Tagger

"Hero" tagger tagged with jolt

Transformer Tags Tagger

Tagger dies from electric jolt

18-year old hammers bullet, shoots

He's out of the gene pool

Electrocuted "Tagger"

Tag...You're it!

Tagger burned

Teen tagger shocked at substation d

Tagger burned at substation dies

Electrocuted tagger

Recycling Bullets

Truth in Advertising

High voltage wires and spray paint

He got tagged...

Over Spray Electrifies

Electrical Substation Tagger

Electrocuted Tagger

Teen tagger dies of injuries while

Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in

Electrocuted on 4th Floor Balcony

Electrical discharge almost kills s

Teen Shoots self without a gun

Hit by 15 kV

Christian aid: Cultivate A Brighter

Window cleaner drowned in bucket

Window Cleaner drowns in bucket

Vacumm vs Toe

Read the signs

Window Cleaner Drowns in Bucket

Tagger Gets Ultimate Buzz

Tagger Shock

WINDOW CLEANER DROWNS IN OWN BUCKET

Window Cleaner drowns in own bucket

Tagger burned spray painting substa

One warning didn't help

Window Cleaner Drowns in Bucket

Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in

Man who held up parents' bar senten

Tagger electrocuted at substation

Wigan Evening Post 17/05/07

Darwin Awards Youtube Competition

man hit by bullet in stomach

"Battle Dance" Turns Deadly

Teenager shoots himself - w'out gun

Man accidentally shoots himself wit

Submission

Man Dies in Bizarre Battle Dance

Man Shoots Self Without Gun

Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun

Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham

man shoots himself without a gun

Man accidentally shoots himself wit

Man accidentally shoots himself wi

Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun

Shot without a gun

Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in

teen hammers bullets

Man shoots self w/out gun

Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in

Bow-Wow Chow Mein

Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in

Man shoots self wihtout gun

Boy Shoots Self Without Gun

Man accidentally shoots himself wit

Man Shoots Self - Without a Gun

Teen shoots himself without a gun

Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in

Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham

Electrocution Climbing El. Train

Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham

Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets w/Hammer

Killed for Copper

Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham

Man hurt whacking bullets with ham

Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham

Hammer + Bullets = Idiocy

You got Servied

Teen hurt whacking bullets with ham

Not how to get brass scrap

Stupid Dirt Biker - after dark

Fly By Night

Univited Houseguests

Battle Dance Duel

Family puzzled by jump in creek

Poll-Axed

battle dancer dies

Rodent control

Flying while talking on Cell Phone

Sex in a Vacuum

For youe enjoyment

Teen dies from injuries after prank

Land Surfing...

Girl Dies in Accident With Scissors

Trainsurfing considered stupid

Shoot me

victim dies in pool hall shooting

Fireworks accident proves fatal

It was the GPS System's Fault

Man Injured by Toppled Tombstone Ch

The Computer is your friend

apartment explosion stolen dryer

Soccer fan

1 Life=$10.00 in copper wire

Sat nav driver's car hit by train

It wasn't me it was my sat nav

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/

Car-Jacker? (Jackass?)

He Got Served

Spilt petrol fatal for farmer

Don't Humiliate Mobsters!!!

Sheep Jump To Death

splish, splash we were taking a bat

Kung fu fan tries to stop train

for a cell phone

Flipping Through the Pearly Gates

Man Dies in Dance Off

Propane Tank Target

The WORST Place to Grow Drugs

Man dies while trying to outperform

Too much trouble to use the crossin

5 killed when train hits SUV at rai

loosing my head

Call Before You Dig

Battle Dancing Snafu

California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head

Blown away

California Man Cuts Off Mom's Head

What goes around, comes around

Man cuts own head off (well almost)

Battle Dancing

Illegal Fireworks Kill Party Host

Croc shock

Battle Dance

Battle Dancing

Dance Off To Death

man dies in parking lot dance compe

Death by Dancing

"Battle Dance" Turns Deadly

I guess he won the competition...

Mobility scooter driver killed

Alcohol MAY have been involved

A man dies after injecting silicone

Man dies after climbing on C-Train

Man dies in fireball

Hancock's Crash

How not to clean paint brushes.

Drop your drawers, Mafia boy!

Shoes to die for

Threaten the Judge

Train Dragging

I'm Stuck on you

Herpes Cream applied by penis anall

Killed for Copper

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