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Man dies in house fire

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JACKSONVILLE - A 57-year-old Jacksonville man died as the result of an oxygen tank explosion and fire Monday evening.

Jack Burnett of 219 Brown St. was pronounced dead at the scene about 6 p.m. after the Jacksonville Fire Department responded to a fire call at his residence, said Morgan County Coroner Jeff Lair.

Lair said the victim suffered from lung cancer and was on oxygen but still smoked.

Fire quickly engulfed a first-floor bedroom after an oxygen tank apparently exploded, authorities said.

Burnett's daughter, Mandy Burnett, who lives at the same address, could not reach the victim after the explosion, Lair said. She was not injured.

The house was virtually gutted in the fire, he added.

Lair said that he believes the victim died from the fire, probably from smoke inhalation.

An autopsy will be held in Springfield today.

The Jacksonville Fire Department asked the South Jacksonville Fire Department for assistance in fighting the fire at the two-story house.

Firefighters found the victim when they arrived, and he was already dead, Lair said.

Firefighters were still on the scene late Monday evening.

Buford Green can be reached at 245-6023 or buford.green@sj-r.com.

Submitted on 04/11/2007

Submitted by: Paul Sullivan
Reference: State Journal Register

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Thanks for sending this in, Paul. This story has already been submitted, but please keep sending the stories in!


James said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Agreed! We have this one already, but don't let that discourage you from submitting again in the future! who knows, YOU may be the first to submit an excellent story! :-)


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