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2007 April Rejects
What they learn at faculty?
Boy electrocuted self stealing copp
dying for a smoke
did you know
Wisconsin police chase ends in drow
'Shocking' Legoland coaster death
Misplaced trust
I didn't know it was the 4th floor
cuts off penis in Londen restaurant
Crocs don't like getting hit
Sucked the life out of himself
Picking mangoes with a metal pole
do not tease the crocodiles
Kid Beats Croc and Pays
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Pedestrian killed while trying to c
Man electrocuted
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
Mango Pole Dance
Ukraine-Chernobyl "recultivation"
Baby Oil Blues
Jackass the movie copycats
Jackass the movie copycats
Deep Pain Pizza
Indian Soccer
Catapault Boy Eaten By Crocodile
AK A-OK!
Motorcycle Deaths
crocodile eats stupid kid
Crocodiles Eat Taunter
19 year old falls 3 stories
Man shoots himself in the head
Police: Thief tries to trade stolen
Dead weight
Croc taunter becomes croc dinner
Camel Kills Owner
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
4 Kids Taunt Crocs. 3 Leave.
And Today's Special is...
Crocodile
Copper wire theft ends in death
Women Hate Camels
death by camel
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Man dies after flying on plywood
Man dies after flying on plywood
Man cuts off penis in retaurant
Missing child found in shot croc
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant
Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant
Boy Bait Becomes Brunch
Tanks are dangerous
Chinese Boy's Remains Found in Croc
Missed The Apple
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
Don't Beat the Crocodiles
Croc devours taunting child
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin
Crocodile eats child tormentor
Try as he might, he couldn't kick t
Taunting crocodiles
Into the cooler.
Crocodile is shot for having lunch.
Chinese Take Out
Boy taunted crocodile and was eaten
Missing child found in shot croc
"Croc Hunter" wannabe but not to be
Missing child found in shot croc
Missing child found in shot croc
Poolside Prolapse
Missing Boy's Remains Found in Croc
Dont feed (yourself to) the Gators!
Not a Darwin Award
Waste of a good crocodile
kid torments croc. croc eats kid.
Missing child found in shot croc
Crocodile-teas
Kid torments crocs, eaten
Never tease a crocodile...
Student eten after pestering croc
Child befriends Crocodiles
Rape attempt gone wrong
At Least He Got His Five Dollars...
Woman upset over food order dies
Filipino Good Friday flagellants fa
Cow kills man with his trousers off
Lucky
Bedford High School student died wh
Man Eloctrocuted
Girl Canoes in Storm Flooded Creek
Crime doesn't pay
DEA Agent Shoots Self
Willingly Childless
'Harmless' snake proves deadly
Exploding Dryer
Steals Dryer then blows himself up
Natural gas in propane container
Attempted Lift-off
Butt Rocket
PS "Hydrogen & Guns Dont Mix"
Helium & Guns Don't Mix
Seatbelt Warrior
the hot dryer
Tail Gate Party
Man dies in noose sex game
Drunk Russian performing pull-ups
double flip off and over
Man dies in house fire
Man dies in house fire
Google Map Directions
Just a Wii bit dumb
The Burglar in the Roof
Hang Around for Sex
Noose Sex
Man vs Window
Don't drive with a burning grill
Rock Hard Love
Mason man dies in gun accident in B
Mason man dies in gun accident
You do it just...like...BANG!
Edmonton Balcony Ninja
Edmonton Balcony Ninja
Really GOOD Imitation
juice it up! #2
Live Copper Wire
Don’t bother to look after the fuze
"Two Men Went to War"
a shocking kiss
Copper Magnates
It's dark in that fuel tank
Robber die of cutting himself
Dumbest Crooks Ever!!!
(video) Hammer + landmine = BAD
Severed Toe Leads Police To Theft A
Two men electrocuted to death
Welder and Hydrogen
Self-killing knife
Self-killing knife
Self-killing knife
Self-killing knife
Welding and combustible gases
Robber shot in stale bread heist
Hand over the dough, NOW!!
Ropbber steals rolls, shot partner
Two Electrocuted in Tyngsboro, MA
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What they learn at faculty?

Boy electrocuted self stealing copp

dying for a smoke

did you know

Wisconsin police chase ends in drow

'Shocking' Legoland coaster death

Misplaced trust

I didn't know it was the 4th floor

cuts off penis in Londen restaurant

Crocs don't like getting hit

Sucked the life out of himself

Picking mangoes with a metal pole

do not tease the crocodiles

Kid Beats Croc and Pays

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Pedestrian killed while trying to c

Man electrocuted

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

Mango Pole Dance

Ukraine-Chernobyl "recultivation"

Baby Oil Blues

Jackass the movie copycats

Jackass the movie copycats

Deep Pain Pizza

Indian Soccer

Catapault Boy Eaten By Crocodile

AK A-OK!

Motorcycle Deaths

crocodile eats stupid kid

Crocodiles Eat Taunter

19 year old falls 3 stories

Man shoots himself in the head

Police: Thief tries to trade stolen

Dead weight

Croc taunter becomes croc dinner

Camel Kills Owner

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

4 Kids Taunt Crocs. 3 Leave.

And Today's Special is...

Crocodile

Copper wire theft ends in death

Women Hate Camels

death by camel

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Man dies after flying on plywood

Man dies after flying on plywood

Man cuts off penis in retaurant

Missing child found in shot croc

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant

Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant

Boy Bait Becomes Brunch

Tanks are dangerous

Chinese Boy's Remains Found in Croc

Missed The Apple

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

Don't Beat the Crocodiles

Croc devours taunting child

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

Catapult boy is eaten after tauntin

Crocodile eats child tormentor

Try as he might, he couldn't kick t

Taunting crocodiles

Into the cooler.

Crocodile is shot for having lunch.

Chinese Take Out

Boy taunted crocodile and was eaten

Missing child found in shot croc

"Croc Hunter" wannabe but not to be

Missing child found in shot croc

Missing child found in shot croc

Poolside Prolapse

Missing Boy's Remains Found in Croc

Dont feed (yourself to) the Gators!

Not a Darwin Award

Waste of a good crocodile

kid torments croc. croc eats kid.

Missing child found in shot croc

Crocodile-teas

Kid torments crocs, eaten

Never tease a crocodile...

Student eten after pestering croc

Child befriends Crocodiles

Rape attempt gone wrong

At Least He Got His Five Dollars...

Woman upset over food order dies

Filipino Good Friday flagellants fa

Cow kills man with his trousers off

Lucky

Bedford High School student died wh

Man Eloctrocuted

Girl Canoes in Storm Flooded Creek

Crime doesn't pay

DEA Agent Shoots Self

Willingly Childless

'Harmless' snake proves deadly

Exploding Dryer

Steals Dryer then blows himself up

Natural gas in propane container

Attempted Lift-off

Butt Rocket

PS "Hydrogen & Guns Dont Mix"

Helium & Guns Don't Mix

Seatbelt Warrior

the hot dryer

Tail Gate Party

Man dies in noose sex game

Drunk Russian performing pull-ups

double flip off and over

Man dies in house fire

Man dies in house fire

Google Map Directions

Just a Wii bit dumb

The Burglar in the Roof

Hang Around for Sex

Noose Sex

Man vs Window

Don't drive with a burning grill

Rock Hard Love

Mason man dies in gun accident in B

Mason man dies in gun accident

You do it just...like...BANG!

Edmonton Balcony Ninja

Edmonton Balcony Ninja

Really GOOD Imitation

juice it up! #2

Live Copper Wire

Don’t bother to look after the fuze

"Two Men Went to War"

a shocking kiss

Copper Magnates

It's dark in that fuel tank

Robber die of cutting himself

Dumbest Crooks Ever!!!

(video) Hammer + landmine = BAD

Severed Toe Leads Police To Theft A

Two men electrocuted to death

Welder and Hydrogen

Self-killing knife

Self-killing knife

Self-killing knife

Self-killing knife

Welding and combustible gases

Robber shot in stale bread heist

Hand over the dough, NOW!!

Ropbber steals rolls, shot partner

Two Electrocuted in Tyngsboro, MA

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