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Late Night Fried Fries Blamed for H

2007 Reader Submission
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We all know cooking is an activity that requires our attention. Greases, oils, fire…the list of unsafe conditions abound. So why would someone have a french fry fetish late in the evening and leave them alone? And the last thing a body needs at this late hour is all that grease. So what did our McDonalds flunkee do? They left unsupervised hot grease from french fries cooking on a stove which resulted in about $15,000 in damage to the East Hall home late Tuesday, Hall County fire officials said. The resident of the home started cooking the slivers of potatoes in the hot grease and promptly fell asleep at about 11:00 pm, which created the more than a splash in the pan, toasting the 1,200-square-foot home in the 7400 block of Old Cornelia Highway.

It must have been that aroma of well done fries or the crackling of wood to awaken the occupants of the home, because both were able to escape without serious injury, although one man was treated for minor smoke inhalation.

And, one would presume, all the greasy residue in his lungs.

Submitted on 03/22/2007

Submitted by: Jim O'Dell
Reference: From staff reports: Gainesville (GA) Times March 22, 2007

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Chip said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Jim, sorry but the #1 cause of house fires in the United States is cooking, particularly grease left unattended on the stove with it on. Thanks for the story. We appreciate the time you spent sending this to us.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
I agree with Chip. Leaving any cooking unattended is pretty stupid, but unfortunately not all that uncommon. Thanks for sending this in anyway, Jim.


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