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Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Light the place up

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21294336-2,00.html

THREE teens who allegedly tried to steal petrol from a sawmill's fuel shed have been charged with arson after they used a cigarette lighter to see in the dark - and burned the place down.

Police said a 19-year-old man, 17-year-old man and a 15-year-old boy were charged after a fire in Mungallala, west of Roma, early yesterday.

They said that at 2.30am the trio entered the Mungallala Sawmill on the Warrego Highway and used a lighter to see how much fuel they had taken from a storage shed.

The resultant blaze destroyed the fuel shed, sawmill and sawmill equipment and injured one of the teenagers.

The three are scheduled to appear in Mitchell Magistrates Court on April 24.

************* Just a ref in case someone does a write-up (haven't got the time myself just now)

Submitted on 02/26/2007

Submitted by: Rob P
Reference: new.com.au, 27 Feb 2007

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I'm tempted to toss this because of the maturity rule violation, but the visual of three peasants stealing gas in the dark of night is quaint enough for me to want Darwin to see this. I'll pass it on to her!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
An updated version of the old "Give me a match so I can see how much gas is left". The maturity rule is a question here but I am bending that since there were two older ones involved as well and it is not a full DA. Thanks for the story, Rob


Graham said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
Hmm, not sure about this one. It's an old, old story and one we often see. Still, at that age, they should have known better. Amazing how many people just do not get that gasoline burns. Amazing.


Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Sorry - but I have seen many stories where people use matches around petrol...


Jack said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Just another using a flame to check on the level of gasoline story. Thanks anyway, Rob.


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