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Death by House

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

"Daniel Johnson, a construction supervisor, and his wife had noticed a "furnace smell" Tuesday night. That prompted Pam Johnson to take their 2-year-old son and stay elsewhere, said Corcoran [Minnesota] Police Chief Sean Gormley.

Johnson stayed behind in the sprawling rambler the couple had bought last month.

Gormley said the couple traded cell-phone messages about 7 a.m. Wednesday. Twenty minutes later police received calls about an explosion and fire at the 4,400 square-foot house. Johnson's charred pickup truck was found in the rubble."

It appears the death was not a suicide, merely a tragic accident.

From http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1016082.html

See also http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1018672.html

Submitted on 02/25/2007

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: MN Star Tribune 2/22/2007

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks for taking the time to send this in, but unfortunately there's NO evidence of any stupidity here whatsoever! If I am missing something, do please let us know, but as far as I can ascertain, this was the result of an unfortunate accident!


Chip said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Why the story is not terribly amusing, the fact that a construction supervisor elected to stay in a home where the smell of leaking propane was strong speaks self-selection to me. He was cognizant of the danger as is evident by the fact he sent his family to safety. Why on earth would he stay in the house? Thanks for the story.


Graham said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Without more details, there does not appear to be any stupidity here, although the smell of gas will always get my feet pumping. Maybe is wasn't strong enough for this guy to leave the building? Thanks for sharing.


Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
No obvious (or humourous) stupidity here. Thanks for submitting


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