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Suicide bombers die on bike

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Three-killed-as-bombers-bike-hits-bump/2007/02/24/1171734066812.html

Three suspected Pakistani militants were blown to pieces by their explosives on Saturday when they rode over a bump on a bicycle outside a town in the central province of Punjab, police said.

"The head of one man has been blown off," Deputy Superintendent Bashir Ahmed said from Chichawatni, a town some 120km north of Multan, the main city in southern Punjab.

Another of the dead men had his legs blown off, while the third had his stomach ripped open and died later in hospital, police said.

At least two of the dead men were students at a nearby madrasa, suspected of having links to Sipah-e-Sahaba Pakistan, a banned Sunni Muslim sectarian group, according to Ahmed.

Pakistan is in the grip of a nationwide security scare having suffered a series of suicide bomb attacks in recent weeks, and police have also arrested several would-be suicide bombers.

Suicide bombers have killed over 40 people since mid-January in cities around the country.

Factions of a Sunni Muslim sectarian group, Lashkar-e-Jhangvi, with close links to al-Qaeda are suspected of being behind a number of the attacks.

Intelligence officials have also thrown suspicion on Pakistani Taliban militants as the spate of bomb attacks followed a military air strike on one of their bases in the restive Waziristan tribal region bordering Afghanistan.

Police were unsure what kind of attack the men on the bike were planning.

"We don't know whether they wanted to carry out a suicide attack or plant the explosives somewhere," Ahmed said, adding that initial investigations suggested the explosive was home-made.

Submitted on 02/24/2007

Submitted by: Kryz
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James said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
Normally, we don't award terrorists (their motives are to harm BYSTANDERS), but the visual is just too funny! Riding bicycles and hitting a bump! An end befitting Wile E. Coyote, only there's no sequel...! I will divert from my usual response to this sort of submission and hand it off to Darwin! Thanks, Kriz!


Graham said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sorry Kryz, but I just cannot accept or condone terrorist activity, however "funny" their actions may seem. Thanks for sending us the story, though.


Chip said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Terrorist bombs are never 100% and tend to go off when not expected. This is just one more and I am glad they are gone. But it is too common in this world for an award. Thanks for the story though, Kryz


Tracy said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I can understand my fellow colleague's concerns over condoning terrorist activity, but I would have expected these terrorists to do everything in their power to avoid setting the explosives off early - I am voting for DA, so that we can discuss this issue later. Thanks


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